Why are there no conservative comedians?

they just need to look at liberals

Steven Crowder is based.

Why isn't there a liberal president? ;)

>>79687045
Sam Hyde is really funny.

>>79687045

Because there isn't much that's funny about conservatism?

By nature it's about being more straight laced and serious about things. I mean, I struggle to think of a funny conservative joke. It might be because I'm socially liberal but financially conservative though.

>>79687105
you mean the guy who got btfo by Joe Rogan?

lol next

>>79687045
Norm MacDonalds.

>>79687045
Who is this semen demon?

Nick Di Paolo is funny and hates liberals

that's like asking why Christian Rock isn't more popular

>>79687045
Because they're stuck so far up their own ass that they can't make fun of anything

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>>79687105
>>79687149
>>79687176
>>79687194
who?

>>79687207
because they both suck?

>>79687176
9/11

>>79687234
>they don't make videos "destroying" Trump so I don't know about them

Educate yourself faggot

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>>79687045
Because liberals don't laugh at jokes that make fun of them. They don't laugh at funny jokes period, only "agreeable" jokes.

>>79687045
because there's no conservative people that control the media left, just a bunch of crazed out of touch liberals

There are.

Dennis Miller
Steve Harvey
Adam Corolla
Jeff Foxworthy

They're just less common. It's like asking "how come there are no liberal cops?"

Bill Burr

>>79687292
Only one of those is worth mentioning

>>79687176
What makes you think Norm is conservative? I know he's a Christian but he seems very socially liberal to me, and I don't think he has ever talked about economics

>>79687176
That guy is a real jerk

>>79687045
Because they are very boring people

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>>79687287

Further evidence that some people will blame literally anything on liberals if they can get away with it.

>>79687045
Because conservatives are already a joke.

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>>79687045
Say that again ;)

>>79687045
how do you define a conservative comedian?

do liberal comedians integrate liberal talking points into their acts? apart from saying shit like "who cares if gays get married you dont have to suck dick lol"

>>79687492
"Comedian"

Better question, how many muh Trump is bad "comedians" are actually funny?

>>79687536
>argument

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>>79687549
Even better question, why do drumpf losers get triggered by comedy shows?

are we talking about the comedy or the comedian? because there are definitely conservative comedians, it's just that their acts aren't very conservative.

just like there aren't acts out there can be classified as "liberal" on the simple merit they're using cuss words or stressing out how caring about certain values doesn't matter

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STOP MAKING FUN OF THE PRESIDENT!

conservatives are autistic spergs who can't take jokes and lack a sense of humor

Because they're all scared of losing what careers they have.
You can't get on the big comedy central shows anymore.

Colin Quinn needs to make comedy television great again. Let everyone shit on eachother.

Unless you're an old italian prick like Dipaolo and just don't give half a shit anymore.

>>79687296
Burr is kind of a centrist though isn't he

>>79688584
He's a liberal who thinks today's left is fucking retarded.

A lot of blue comedians fall in a political grey area. Guys like Anthony Jeselnik says a lot of shit conservatives would laugh at. If you want super hard line, Try Gallagher. Guy openly hates on gays and different races, granted his comedy sucks

Alex Jones
Donald Trump

>>79687045
4chan

>>79687492
JUST

by the power of these dubs>>79687188 I demand the name of this sperm worm