Tropes you like

I'm probly retarded for liking it but I love the thing where the characters have to give up their weapons and one of them just keeps pulling out an increasingly unlikely amount of guns or whatever.

>what was your name again

Dont know why but it comes so natural, feels familiar to me somehow

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Magnificent bastards who just cant lose no matter what happens.
One of my favorites.

>boss asks team for ideas
>everyone gives normal ideas
>eccentric guy gives eccentric idea
>awkward silence
>Boss: "Brilliant!"

>guy barges in to meet with friends
>"guys guess what amazing thing happened to me today!"
>One friend says "what?"
>guy says something that happened...ends up being mundane
>silence
>guy "wow guys... you're overwhelming me with your adulation."
>audience giggles

>girl is sort of frumpy.
>nobody notices her.
>takes off glasses.
>takes off her signature giant coat/sweater.
>secretly an awkward 10/10.

>>79689521
Name 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a-leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a-milking, 7 swans a-swimming, 6 geese a-laying, 5 golden rings, 4 calling birds, 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree where this happens

>protagonist and antagonist are frenemies

>bullet pulled out of wound
>drop it in metal tray
>piiiiing

>character coughs
>signals they have a terminal illness

>>79689610

Oh I get it, you're LARPing as reddit.

>>79689610

God I hate Christmas music

>>79689718
You just blew your cover there buddy. See you on the subs! *upvotes* xD

>>79689701
Just give me 3hrs director cut of this please

>guy cuts other guy's throat.
>blood sprays like a sprinkler

>>79686969

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon?

>>79689366
>meeting room
>boss surrounded by yes men
>main character calls the boss a cunt
>awkward silence
>boss bursts out laughing

>>79689752

But that happens in real life

>>79689701
>bullet is in perfect condition

Story withing a story where the narrator speaks all the dialogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYUFx_Ltjn8&t=30s

>>79689792

https://youtu.be/HGbVOWU9Jik

>>79689752
>Guy cuts another guys throat
>Barely any blood comes out
>Dies in under 10 seconds
Not a fan of bloody slashers, but at least make it look like the cut is deeper than the first layers of skin.

>>79689752
>guy get's his throat cut
>a river of blood starts flowing down his neck

>>79689767
Don't think I've ever seen that one. I was thinking of that scene in mad max beyond thunder dome when I wrote the post

>>79690115

But that happens in real life

>>79686969
Same, this is pretty funny.

>>79690115
That's what I like to see. Just it flowing out like a river, instead of shooting it out like a firehose. The same can be applied to cumshots.

>villain is bested at the climax of the movie
>their polished exterior is discarded and true colors are shown
>final, unfiltered justification of actions/expression of hatred for the hero before they die

The henchman of the villain is a strong warrior or whatever and has high moral values, he eventually realizes that the hero is right but he will fight him anyway

>>79690228
Sometimes cum does shoot out and fly halfway across the room, though

>>79690314
I wouldn't say halfway across the room, usually if I shoot far I just hit my face. When it's just flowing out it looks a lot better though, almost makes me want to taste it. Especially those big, white blobs that come out some times.

>>79686864
>Last shot
>Protagonists talking about the events of the film
>"I'm sure glad that _______ is over!"
>Camera pans to something similar to _______.
>"Here we go again!"

It's just fun.

>>79690354

You've never eaten your own load? I always eat mine.

>>79690408
I like that one too. Especially in more campy movies that aren't taking themselves seriously

>>79690424
You can have mine too

>>79690618

Thanks! More for me

>>79689749

Nice try, but you're a huge faggot and everyone knows it

>>79686864

>character starts talking fast and says things like "algorithm" or "neutrons"
>In English please!

>>79689752
>>79690072
>>79690115

>Guy strikes his errection
>squirts a pint of semen on a whore's face

This might be the most overused trope

>>79687403
>what did you say your name was?
>I didn't

>>79690709

*strokes*

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>"You didn't think it would be that easy did you?"
>"Jew!? I specifically heard an antisemetic statement being made!

>>79690709

>whore licks her fingers and rubs vag before sex

I don't know why directors think I want to assume these porn stars are dried up hags when I know their meat curtains probably clap in the wind when they run.

>chases bad guy into a crowd
>spots man wearing blue jacket, green hat with a black ponytail.
>turns man around by shoulder, it's not the bad guy

Bonus points for cutting away to the bad guy ditching his clothes into the garbage and walking in the opposite direction.

>Everyone is a ninja.
im writing ninja movie

>>79690802

>Near end of scene
>guy pounding girl from behind and pulls out because he's about to cum.
>Girl turns around.
>guy needs to stroke it another 50 times before busting

This usually kills my boner

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>member of the team stays behind to sacrifice themselves for the group
>last shot of them is through a closing door and they are going out guns blazing screaming something like "Come get it you bastards!!! Ahahaha"
>one minute of a very emotional tone thats broken by a quip and then they totally forget about the guy for the rest of the movie

Bonus:

>they acknowledge them in the last few minutes of the movie, possibly in an epilogue

>cop movie or another
>they ignore orders and decide to go ahead with getting the bad guys even though it is not their jurisdiction any more

>government spook tries to interrogates some faceless goons in a tense situation
>one of the goons is actually the criminal mastermind of the story
>spook loses control of the situation
>dies

i cry errytime

>>79691113
BANE?

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>>79691153

>>79691113

>implying he died

I like when there's s fight scene with three or more people/groups fighting each other and it's a free for all instead of two of them teaming up

>>79686864
>literally any heist movie
they are all hours long tropes, but most are kino

That cat sound after a bunch of metal/junk clashing

>>79691771
That's a good one. It's like the cat version of the Wilhelm scream

>>79691771
>>79691842
MY LEG

>>79690281
A-Aizen?

~

>>79690869

Same usually, unless she starts to beg for it or if it's from behind she'll shake her ass specifically to make him nut. Those get me off, but yea the guy usually looks like he's got a problem nutting to super hot porn stars.

>>79690859
Make sure that there is one ordinary guy in it who is amazed by all the ninjas, but then in the end it turns out he was the most talented ninja of all, and was tricking everyone.

>>79692007
>penis is having a great time
>stop having great time
>switch to hand

>>79691113

>police officer tries to get friends to go on an important mission
>Police Cheif requests for someone to remove the officer for being out of line
>cranial temperature of the officer is higher than normal

>>79689752
If you hit an artery, that's what you get. Also, arterial blood is bright red, not brownish/red syrup.
Those 70s zombie movies actually got it right.

>>79691896
>I CAN'T FEEL MY LEG(S)

ftfy

>>79689750
I'd watch it

my favorite tropes are from my favorite TV program, 4chan :^)

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Heartwarming/FourChan

>>79689856
I love this too. Also voice overs in general tend to be pretty comfy.

>>79692007

>guy pounding chick furiously.
>slows down, pulls dick completely out
>puts it back in by hand.. removes hand quickly feigning "look no hands!"
>repeats this four times.
>*fuck it, this isn't really that cool*
>resumes pounding her furiously

>>79692419

YFW u bust early before the scene finishes and you start to notice the goofy porn tropes

>>79692132
Thats actually not very far fetched what im working on.

>>79689856
I love this movie

>>79689767

my nigga

>Why'd you come back?
>You're on my crew.
>Yeah but why?
>You're on my crew, why are we talking about this?

>Gangster movie
>Upbeat pop song starts playing as someone dies brutally

WAAAYYY DOWN BELOW THE OCEAN

>>79690709
>strikes his erection
You mean like karate chopping it?

ITT: frogposting sans frogs