NU-males BTFO

Why are europoor /co/ tourists pretending they're not numales?

>artificial imagery of badassery triggers nu-males

maybe they like the genuine stuff like Arnold and Sly back in their primes instead of this by committee imagery of what is supposed to be badass

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The only one triggered here are DCucks. It's been a year now since BvS, give it a rest

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>aqua man turned into a shit skin meme actor from a meme show instead of a blue eyed aryan man

why would numales be triggered?? this is what they want

>>79686152
>artificial imagery of badassery triggers nu-males
> proceeds to list the stereotypes of said trope

Are all kids brain dead today?

>>79686225
>tfw no Alexander skarsgard as aquaman

>>79686347
>implying they were stereotypes back then

lmao, the badass stereotype back then was John Wayne and other stuff
Arnold redefined the meaning of it, educate yourself you dumb millenial

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>>79686420

>>79686225
He looks like someone who gets a lot of sun and even looks like he reeks of sea salt. I think he was a great casting choice.

WE WUZ KANGS OF ATLANTIS N SHIIIIIIEEEEET

>>79685956
Why would he pour beer on his face?

>>79686591
>beer

>>79686487
>movie not even out yet
>already on full Damage Control

Why are DCucks so insecure?

>>79686591
nu-male spotted

>>79686616
sorry gringo, sangria*

Who and where was triggered again?

>>79686644
Explain this pointless waste to me then, man

>>79686694
that's probably bourbon

>>79686694
It's not beer, pencildick.

Imagine being triggered enough to make/identify with this advertisement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh-JAa-j4gY

>drinking alcohol from a bottle is epic
this is pandering to teenagers and manchildren who don't go outside
every middle aged housewife and homeless person drinks from the bottle

cape shit is for children and is the opposite of bad ass

>>79686694
>>79686591
it's not beer you idiot

>>79686900
it's guarana juice

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>>79686844
This desu, I'm a poorfag and drink my vodka always out of the bottle.

>>79685956
We get It OP, this guy triggers you hard. Give it a rest.

>>79685956
its laughable how hard they are trying to shed aquaman of his joke status

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>>79687031
It'll take more than a conan-reject drinking alcohol straight from the bottle to do that.

>>79687031
And in the process they make him into a different kind of joke.
Ironic.

Because they fight constantly to destroy such ''ancient'' stereotypes of masculinity out of pure spite,jealousy and inability to look like them but deep down THEY JUST KNOW that this is what their used goods wife needs and wants. Confronted with women's most primal and true desires makes them shiver.

>>79687090
The man who wrote this is supposed to be the Kevin Feige of the DCEU.

>>79685956
>wasting half your beer

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>>79687119
His Batman script just got thrown in the trash too.

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>>79687090
>I don't talk to fish

literally from the first issue of the original team up of the Justice League

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>>79687328
Aquaman doesn't talk to fish, he IS fish!

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>>79685956

HOT SEA...MEN

>>79686420
I'm not sure what it feels like to be wrong on a scale this large

>>79687367
>be on par with superman
>some random dude in a diving suit is making your life hard

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>>79687328
Writer is just trying the same thing they're trying with this movie: for aquaman to stop being a fucking joke

protip: they never will

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>>79685956
>watching a superhero movie
>implying you're not the numale

>>79685956
I just realized he's drinking vodka...thought it was water this entire time since he's aquaman and all

>>79685956
That's a waste of some good high quality h2o

>>79686591
It's jawa juice

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I'm more of a Corona® man myself

>>79686487
>lot of sun
>lives below the ocean

I love how the original Aquaman was just an average joe, but now DC/Warner needs to counter Thor.

>>79685979
>all these buzzwords
Lmao kill yourself

>>79686787
What difference does it make what it is?

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>>79687730
You're acting like this is a new thing, casual.

>>79687698
Pssstk
>first sip of the day

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>>79687777
I've never seen such a waste of quads.

>this faggot could have ruined GotG but we got based Batista instead.

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>>79687791
Here you go i know just what you want

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>>79687892
If you dont want this belgium ale ill just leave this here for you and your friends

>>79687623
Kek