alright

For God's sake, me belly ache
The doctor said it’s me kidney
He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
I said you got to be kidding me
For God's sake, knob ache

>>79684708
I stay in China and have to ride the subway twice daily. I have been listening to their full podcast every day and the shit kills me

Literal tears coming down my face keeping the laughter in at times

>>79684734
It would be spiteful
to put a jellyfish
in a trifle

>>79684766
Do you see many hairy fellas?

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LIKE
A
RIPE
ORANGE

twit in a twix

>>79684708
A Maaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrsssssss Bar Bar Bar.

>>79684825
But anon, there's not many hairy people in China, that's why it's weird.

Karl sometimes spoke about 'avin it away, meaning sex.

But I just can't picture karl fucking.

Or, he's actually a degenerate savage in the sack and suzzane ifps getting PILK'D and loving it.

>turns out...little monkey prostitute

Chanel 'ave got another perfume out. N.O.

>>79684918
right, that's the last time we're ever doing monkey news

Alright-wall of China

ABSOLUTE TWADDLE

>>79684708
>you never see an old man eating a twix

>>79684708
is that a coffin?

>>79684708
Am I the only one who agrees with most of what he says.

>>79684708
>i didn't know it was a juicy pear

I KNOW YOURE JUST 16

>>79686017
For two

>>79684734
>>79684802
best part is how genuinely delighted Ricky is by these

GALILEO
DON'T TALK TO MEEEEE ABOUT
SCIENCE
PLEEEEEEASE
MAKE ME
TELEVISION

MONGS

>>79686055
no, you're an idiot. play a record