THE BOUQUET RESIDENCE, THE LADY OF THE HOUSE SPEAKING
I'm going to be really fucking sad when Patricia Routledge dies.
>>79680388
thats Dame Patricia Routledge to you!
Probably the only deserved one of the NYE honours recently
>>79680375
>The phone call that saved BBC
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>>79680375
WATCH IT, RICHARD
Bucketposting is best meme.
>>79680375
I always thought at some point her husband would die and at the funeral someone calls out to her as Mrs Bouquet, and she just has a rush of emotion over how she was so silly about it over the years and says
"It's Bucket dear. It always has been."
>it's a, Hyacinth suspects the new Asian family that has moved in the street is an Isis sleeper cell, episode.
Classic stuff
See, many people think that this is a simple comedy about class envy and ideas above your station. They are so wrong.
For example, has anyone considered the hints of erotic depth of Hyacinth? Many see Richard as a henpecked, feeble man. Truth is, he is a man who values Hyacinth's erotic qualities so much that he is willing to play the role of nagged husband. The sex with her must be unbelievably great to have him stay with her. He could have his pick of women. Rose often seems to offer her stinky whiffparcel in his direction, but he only has eyes for his dominant BBW lingerie goddess, Hyacinth. Her candlelight suppers were a euphemism for intense orgy sessions and Hyacinth's big round buttockballoon was coveted by all the men in the neighbourhood, even the vicar guy. He may have had to throw holy water on her gash first, but he was all over that thing like Philip Schofield to the opening of a Morrisons.
Hyacinth, as classy as she was, always struck me as the type of woman who didn't regularly wash her vulva. These 'old ladies' as you might put it, had a wealth of experience and a sexual energy that you can't get with younger women. From my own experience, the severe ravages of age only really show on the face and once you get those clothes off, often you will have a banging body with a beautiful natural bush and beautiful clothes peg nipples. I wish my grandmother had looked like Rose. I wouldn't have minded emptying her commode then
>>79682032
SIR
Rose may have been an old hag but from the waist down she was tasty. Great legs and a tight ass. I bet Onslow buried his big pink spudhead up her skirts to get a whiff of that extra ripe oiled kipper
>>79681413
MIND THE PEDESTRIAN RICHARD
>>79682385
>>79681419
IT'S BOUQUET!
>>79680375
Hyacinth's pussy game must have been tight for Richard to put up with all her bullshit.
>>79681506
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>>79682905
Oh, give over. Bitch's pussy is probably so huge and loose there's a good chance Shergar is somewhere up there