How did this incredible moron get a job in investment banking?

>>79668873
he sucked dicks to the top.

he checked 'em

>>79668873
nepotism, just like Bateman, and the rest

>>79668873
Either through nepotism just like Bateman or by sucking cock

I don't know, can you tell me how i got these trips?

Probably had a rich mommy and daddy who sent him to the right schools and were in Wall Street or something. I need to read the book again.

>>79668873
i hate the dubs meme and i hate people who recognize bateman as the 'dubs guy'

fucking disgusting.

>implying investment banking isn't all nepotism

guys good on a spreadsheet

spreadsheet means dicks here

>>79668955
hua huah

*sweats profusely

let's see paul allen's card..

File: 1487291174669.jpg (132KB, 460x700px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 460x700px

>>79668955
impressive

>>79668873
I know a lot of people who sound and look like total morons until shit gets real and they flip the switch.

>>79668955
Nice. Impressive. Pertinent.

>>79668873

Nepotism.

>>79668873
with doubles

They all went to Harvard or Yale or whatever that place in Switzerland is called.

Bateman himself is super-rich but hides how much so he can fit in with his peers who are only regular-rich. He does fuck-all at his job but fill an office. So much money floated around Wall St in the 80s that there were probably plenty of executives like him.

>>79668873
Do they ever say that's he's bad at his job? I thought they just disliked him due to his shit taste in fashion and annoying personality

File: 1472617235001.jpg (5KB, 224x225px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 224x225px

>>79668955

File: tmp_12943-146839606962387890666.jpg (11KB, 320x272px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 320x272px

>>79668955
very nice

>>79669722
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

I work for Morgan Stanley and I'm pretty dumb, but I have good taste in watches and word font

File: original dubs guy today.png (289KB, 488x517px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 488x517px

>>79668955

>>79669584
What if he isn't really like that but that's just how they all see him? Think about it he's the only one of them that stands out from the others. The point of the movie is they're all the same but Carruthers clearly isn't and he's the one they all dislike.

>>79669811
Let's see anon's card.

>>79668873
this movie is completely formulaic

Anglo nepotism

>>79668955
The absolute madman

The company I worked for last had loads of completely worthless executives who just knew someone. The people in that class, and the children of the people in that class, usually stay in that class. You either know what a burberry coat is, or you don't.

>>79669811
What's your font?

File: dubs.webm (238KB, 328x366px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 328x366px

>>79668955
>>79669722
>>79669811

File: twitter_400x400.jpg (32KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 400x400px

>>79668955
Dubs guy approves

None of them actually do any work, so it doesn't matter if they're competent or not. Batemen is in Mergers and Acquisitions, but he just sits in his office discussing where to go for lunch. That's kind of the point.

>>79668891
elaborate please, where does the film imply he got the job through nepotism? I forget

>>79670255

I thought it was murders and executions

>>79668873
his dad owns wall street

>>79670255
>55
Nice

>>79670303

Evelyn (Reese Witherspoon): Your father practically owns the company. You can do anything you like, silly.

>>79670303
Book has the details your looking for.
I think at one point his college girlfriend asks Batemen why he even bothers pretending to work when his father is silly rich. He responds with something along the lines that he just wants to fit in.
Then he ties her up, burns her eyes out with mace and forces a starved rat into her vagina through a piece of PVC plumbing. So. You know.

File: bateman thinking.jpg (211KB, 609x676px) Image search: [Google]

211KB, 609x676px

>>79668955
Very nice.

>>79668873
Wasn't that one of the points in the movie? Between lunch reservations, Bateman did nothing but sit on his ass watching t.v. a listening to musi but was still a v.p. because his dad "practically owned the company"

File: cube.jpg (6KB, 238x212px) Image search: [Google]

6KB, 238x212px

>>79670255

Dubs in an American Psycho thread...

Fuck that other guy, check out these digits.

File: 1482271962029.png (104KB, 299x316px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 299x316px

>>79669845
TFW FINRA and the SEC have made it so everyone in your company has to have the same card so now some fuckboi in marketing gets to pick the fonts and you will NEVER experience the business card scene in real life.

>>79669902

How does that explain that lucky Jew bastard Paul Allen?

>>79668873
how is he a moron

>>79670504

Jesus McDermont what does that have to do with anything?

File: image.jpg (25KB, 248x249px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 248x249px

>>79668955
>hates dubs
>gets dubs

You're responsible for these

>>79669052
>>79669057
>>79669097
>>79669659
>>79669722
>>79669816
>>79669920
>>79670141
>>79670457
>>79670691
I was only pretending to hate dubs, now that I have all these (You)'s I can finally retire.

>>79670448

What? You never killed people to fit in before? I bet you were a nerd in High School.

File: d5c43f58945c29751ff057a83dc40c2118eca05daef6ea20b9b126c0523da4f9.jpg (10KB, 319x309px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 319x309px

>>79668955

>>79668884
Literally this.

Want dubs.
Give.

>>79670815
sent ;)

>>79670815

Trips, with Romalian type.

File: 1444878724467.jpg (8KB, 250x251px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 250x251px

Witness

File: espace.jpg (113KB, 1600x682px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1600x682px

I'm on the verge of tears by the time we arrive at Espace, since I'm positive I won't get dubs. But I do, and relief washes over me in an awesome wave.

>>79669992

Don't have one yet, I'm only associate level. I'd kill for a VP card though.