mmhm

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>>79666466
mm

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>>79666466

Nutty ka

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>>79666497
HMMMMMMMM?

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>>79666522

I'm not fit to be near you

>>79666466
>>79666522
>>79666588
A trunk with my father's dubs.

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mmm boys

>>79666665
hahahahaha

>>79666538
wew

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>>79666538

If you have a hot sister, you've at least got to let her show tits.

Watching this right now based on all the memeing.

Hardys not a good actor at all, and its pretty boring. But theres a lot of hmmhm

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>mfw Hardy will be the next Bond

>>79666866
be very careful now

new ep when?

>>79666466

Does anyone know if there's more ghostly figures n shit in the background of scenes in later episodes past the first 2?

Kinda curious about all that

>>79666987

mhmm nootka

>>79667218
saturday, last one of the series

[fucks sister internally]

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>>79666866
>Hardys not a good actor at all

Did he at least give Winter the smooch she desperately lusted for before eating her guts?

>>79666987
Bond is for people who don't have careers

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>>79668333
He dindu nuffin dontcha know

>>79668437
>tfw burgerboi and everyone in these threads are bongs

good thread

*has use for you*

>>79666466
mmmmm

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>>79666497
another ghost sighting?

>>79668333
Did you watch last episode or not? Bet you're a septic, aren't you?

>>79666666
Hhmmm, gets, hmmhmm.

>>79666666

nootka story time

>Call dad
>Tell him i have a use for him
>He comes home from work
>Sit around naked near the dishwasher and blow salt on it
>"hmmm atiiki baalaa dooo luulliii"
>Dad asks me why i am naked and what the hell is going on.
>Tell dad to be really careful..now
>He tells me why i am behaving like this
>"Im always like this..."
>"Well.. when i think about it you have always been a retard"
>He says
>"Well then son, congratulations, was getting caught like this why you called me? was this your plan?"

>>79671868
>>79671787
What happened to it?

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>>79671996
so stupid, but I laughed

>>79666466
IRL I've started to answer to questions with incomprehensible grunts. Help.

>>79668361
Didn't Craig get TGWTDT cause of Bond?

>wake up wearing my biggest shirt
>eat hard boiled eggs in one bite
>put on my finest long jacket and tall hat
>walk outside like there are invisible pumpkins under my arms
>light fires on the foreshore of my ditch
>walk across town making my own dramatic music
>arms extended like airplane wings
>go to the store of the qt I want to seduce
>stare at her intently
>she asks what I want
>mhmm I have a use for you
>she tells me to leave
*blow dust in her face*
>she calls the EIC
*point my finger at them*
>Be. Very. Mhmm. Care-
>that's when they started beating me

N

O

O

c-c-combo breaker!

>>79672686
FUCKING AMERICANS

*Angerly rides horse*

>>79672740
Be very careful now...

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>>79671996
Spat at my screen 2 lines in fuck you

>>79672852
love you too

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>>79672439
>>that's when they started beating me

I HAVE A MMMMM FOR YOU

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>EXTREME VIOLENCE

Fuck, I can't wait for the next episode.

>I have a use for you.

PERFECT CLIFFHANGER

>Wake up
>Have morning wood
>go into sisters room
>she's in her night dress
>"Take off that dress"
>"What anon? Get out of my room"
>"TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING DRESS"
>"MUM, ANON IS BEING WEIRD AGAIN!"
>Mum comes upstairs
>"Get out of your sister room, anon"
>Hmmmhmm
>I walk down stairs like I'm carrying a pig under each arm
>See my dad reading the news paper
>point at him
>"I have a use for you..."
>"What can I help you with son? Heard from your sister your weird again"
>"I am always like this..."
>"Well we always thought you were special!"
>He laughs to himself
>Quick as a flash I rush over and grab him by the collar and stare into his eyes
>"Be very careful..."
>"Let go of me anon"
>Hmmmhmm
>Go grab an egg my dad had boiled for my sister
>peel it and eat it whole
>sister comes in
>"What the fuck anon, that was my breakfast!"
>Quickly blow salt and pepper I kept in my pocket in her face and run upstairs
>she chases after me
>I beat her to my door and close it
>"OPEN THIS DOOR ANON YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
>"I will not open this door, hmmm, this is my house and it obeys me, hmm. I know everything about it. It will not open for you, it does not belong to you"
>"Fuck off anon, cunt."
>I truimphantly tip my top hat forward, which I had be wearing along with only my boxers
>go and start sharpening my karambit knife
>door bell goes
>it's the police
>"Hello, your son was seen in possession of a offensive weapon, may we see him please"
>I pause mid swipe
>"I need a ship."

is incest common in bongland ?

>>79673363
>extreme violence that is coming
>nothing happens
was a cool line but i don't get it. would the soldiers have raped the faggots if they stayed

>>79674358
Half sister doesn't count. Incest was common in all 19th century countries. USA's entire south is a joke of incest families.

>>79674379
He just wanted them to fuck off that's all. Plus men (actual men men) looked down on those sort of people too, so would have probably kicked the shit out of them for being faggots.

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>>79672439
>>walk outside like there are invisible pumpkins under my arms

>>79674308
>>I walk down stairs like I'm carrying a pig under each arm

>>79674308
>>79672439
>>79671996

POST MORE

>>79674308
>eat it whole
Yeah exactly what the actual fuck was that all about

>>79674463
he probably just spat it out afterwards, put it whole in mouth to impress the redhead

>>79674463
>>79674564

I don't do it but eating an egg whole wouldn't be that difficult.

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>>79674403

>walking down the street
>hear people following me
>quickly dip out of sight around a corner
>follower walks past and I grab him and beat him to the floor
>"What the fuck dude, get off me!" he screams
>"You've been following me..."
>"W-what?"
>"Are you crown, hmmm? Or company?"
>"I'm just going to school dude, like you were"
>bring my karambit to his throat
>"Whoa man be cool!"
>"You tell your masters that to come down here will only lead to their deaths"
>"But how will we get to school?"
>"Bring me my fathers possessions tomorrow or our contact is over..."
>"Do you mean lunch money?"
>"Tomorrow, hmm...."
>I get up and sheathe my knife, resit my top hat and power walk to school

>>79674463
meh cool hand luke ate like 30 mhhmm

>>79674591
this, fucking mouthlets complaining about shit again

>light fire on beach
get ticket
>tell local criminals they are my crew of the damned
get stabbed
>try to spirit rape my sister
get nose bleed and fall asleep
>kill local hookers kid
get locked in tower by prince

I think I have the wrong dust

Ah, fuck! Didn't make it home on time to make a thread, so here we are.

>walking down street
>stride is so long I'm making everybody move out of my way who is oncoming
>walk into the only known all female store in my area, the salon
>they look at me
>"Hi, how can I help you?"
>"I need a ship..."
>"I don't think I can help with that" one of the giggles
>Hmmmhm
>I walk pass and see a metal bowl of hair
>I point at it
>"I can make use of that..."
>"What, the hair?"
>"No, I want you to piss in it. I need your uirine"
>"What the fuck?"
>"I will pay you for it"
>I walk up to the counter and place a plastic gem from my younger sisters beauty set
>"Tomorrow..."
>I stride out of the store
>I stop and kneel down
>wipe my finger on some pigeon shit
>"Hmm, good pigeon shit, better than the bat caves in Burma..."
>I get up and stride forward to a fat man eating a burger
>I grab his fries and tip the excess salt onto my finger
>"Hmmm, this is good salt... perfect for powder..."
>"Hey what's your game?" says the man as he gets up
>Quick as lightning I push him against the wall he was leaning against
>"Be very careful....."
>I show him the sheathe of my karambit
>"O-okay man, take what you want"
>I let go of him
>walk away
>turn round dramatically, point at him and go
>"I have a use for you...."
>Hmhmmm
>swish my long coat, tip my hat
>walk off in no particular direction as if I was on some really important mission

>walking down the street
>see emo
>hmhmmm
>he replies hmmmm
>hmhmmmm
>hmmmm
>hmhmmm
>hmhmmm
>hmhmmm
>hmhmmm

i knew she was a fuckin ghost!

>>79675069

She had to be freed from her physical form first.

>>79675069
>was

i know they are employing makeup but damn franka is old

>tfw there will never be an actual Taboo thread without retarded memes

>lust after half-sister vag
>finally get it
>push her to the side with one whole diamond

Truly, he is the madman.

What happened the episode before this one? I see in the recap Winter and the NIGGER guy died.

>>79675266
james gutted winter in a black out stupor

>>79675258
>half-sister

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>>79675258
he's trying to keep her safe right!? he's not actually being a heartless dick.

>>79674914
Top kek

could one of you please explain to me what 'nootka' means in the context of this show?

thanks in advance,
anonymous

>>79675287
Did the company blow up his boat? I'm sorry I need cliffnotes of the whole episode because I had to miss it since I was at work.

the scar on that actors face is real

>>79675333
It's an island that is valuable because of it's location and James owns it.

>>79675240
welcome to 4chan newfriend

Oh damn, that hurts.

woah

Wew didn't expect that

>>79675349
the company burned his boat, the guy james set to guard it got drunk with his missing thumb instead of guarding the boat, so james gutted him for his trouble

>>79675364
i really need to start from the beginning an start over. i miss so much due to needing subtitles

i thought he owned the land around the main port on what is vancouver island on the nootka sound but i see there is an actual nootka island too

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SHOW US IRISH STEP MUM'S ASS!

ONLY THIS EPISODE AND NEXT AND THAT'S IT!

THAT'S IT!

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO SHOW HER PALE ASS OR EVEN GIVE US SIDE TIT ARE THEY!

>>79675511
The island gives him control of that port.

>>79675544
k

>palefu has betrayed him

Franka, you have disappointed me!

>>79675291
Yes. Half sister.

>>79674849
>>79674638
>>79674308
kek

>>79675511
The island is important because the estuary runs there and it's always better to have a port inland up and estury as it means easier to transport large loads, less likely to be raided and easier to defend. Whomever controls the island, effectively controls any potential port. Who controls that basically controls all the trade with China. As China only allowed traders in Canton (Guangzhao) if they were foreign, having the nearest and best port in the region to Canton made it very important. IF you control it you control ease of trade into USA or Canada, or both. Making you potentially very rich. As it stands the Trading Post on Nootka is only there to trade with the Indians, legally. Once trade commences you'll be able to upgrade and eventually do other stuff. The only thing you could possibly trade with the Indians (Native Americans, sorry) would be gunpowder. Since that's controlled, James had to make it. With powder he can trade it for sea otter pelts, which in turn could be traded for tea, silk and china.

This is alt history show. In real life the British got it. We don't know what will happen in the show.

why do they drag this out over an hour and a half

so many ads

FU FX

is two men riding two up on a horse as gay as two men on a motorcycle?

>>79675684
>Yes. Half sister.
i think she has the same indian mum though. she could totally pass for native american

>>79675685
This is one of the benefits for Bongs. BBC1, BBC2, BBC3 and BBC4, plus the radio stations, don't have any adverts. So when a show starts, it starts. There is no ad breaks every 5 mins. People mock the license fee, but that's part of the reason it is paid. Austrians and Germans have to pay for a TV channel that doesn't make shows. It's just propaganda.

how has that homo not been arrested yet? does Strange know...

>>79675688
Only if they have boners.

>>79675685
>ads in the year of our lord 2017
Mhmmm

>>79675685
Fucking Americans

>They had to blur out the dirty drawings for FX

>>79675865

Only the cunnilingus one.

Leave us. .

>>79675865
Did they censor "nigger" and "cunt"? What about "blackamoor"?

Don't say USA is just as cucked as UK?

party boat

so, what is Delaney's use for Sir FUCKING Stuart Strange?

extreme violence is coming

>>79675985

Delaney is the sole witness to Stuart Strange smuggling slaves for his brother overseas.

>>79675985
Mhhmmm I need a ship

>20 more minutes
Wew how much more can happen

>>79676078
mhmmm

is she a pedo?

>>79676125

No, but we have confirmation that the EIC killed Winter.

>>79676078
extreme violence

Is "mhmmm" to Taboo what "oooooooh" was to Sopranos?

>>79676174
mhmmmm

How is the madman going to get out of this
Also does anyone know if season 2 has already been filmed so we can expect a quick turnaround between seasons or will it be like a year?

extreme violence is happening, but all of it is directed at james

>>79676303
Oooooooooh.


Cool.

>>79676319
I would expect the full year because it's BBC and big guy i doing movies too.

>giving mind altering perceptions to a crazy man

This will go well.

>ywn write a TV show with your dad

Why is Tommo such a lucky cunt?

Why is Delaney wearing these masks

Joe Rogan would love that torture

>>79676368
For you

>>79676368
For memes. For us. But especially for you.

>>79676319
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-02-18/taboo-writer-steven-knight-plans-at-least-two-more-series-of-the-bbc1-drama

>>79676377
Joe Rogan/Tom Hardy/Alex Jones podcast when?

>endure over 12 hours of torture
>"I have use for you."

This show!

I have a use for you

>>79676384
do they call seasons "series" in bongland?

>>79676446
it never stops giving

The Americans starts in a few weeks

holy shit

>>79676379
>that flower scene

The season finale will end on a cliffhanger!

also:
>Irish stepmum firing a pistol

>>79676469

Holy shit, it has been so long. RIP Nina, but Tatiana will fill the void. Will be great to chat with Anons, but I learned recently that The Americans gets a lost of post-show discussion the day after or at least, last season did.

Is Steven Knight /ourguy/?

>eastern promises
>locke
>peaky blinders
>taboo

>>79675731
Is another benefit that your tax dollars helped make this

https://youtu.be/tyhmlS-CMsQ

>>79676518
I couldn't get into peaky blinders, too much cliche shit in the first episode. Am I missing out?

>>79672052

it was pretty lame. use 4chanx or go to the archive if you want to see it. just some guy saying "when you get repeating numbers" with a smiley face and ok sign picture.

He's spends the entire series trying to fuck his half-sister and when she finally agrees he changes his mind.

>>79676834
The madman.

>>79676709
Yes

>>79676834
im thinking hes trying to protect her. hopefully, cuz that was dick move.

>>79676979
And not the kind of dick moce that makes her cum if you catch my tokyodrift.

>>79676979
>cuz that was dick move.

I mean she murdered her husband so that they could finally be together and he's like "Naw! Psych!"

>>79677013

Nostalgia makes things better than what they were.

>>79675361
this ain't a The Wire thread anon

>>79677066
stephen graham. he got attacked and his face cut with a bottle

Anyone else find out that there are fucking ghosts in this show?

Apparently there's a ghost in every episode somewhere, and it's clear that Delaney can see them. I feel like it adds a whole other aspect to Delaney's character.

For example, at the end of Episode 1, just before Delaney leaves the EIC; there's a ghost of a girl to the left of the fat guy on the couch. And Delaney looks at it before declining the EIC offer and leaving.

>>79677013
Remember when she told him that she had killed her husband because he "told her" and he was about to ask her when but decided otherwise.

At least his visions haven't told him to kill anyone yet. She might be too crazy.

>>79677234
I'm rewatching the series again to try and spot them all. Completely missed them all on first viewing. Only found out there were ghosts from here. Saw a anons theory that, that is how he knows everything, ghosts are his spies Bretty spooky.

I'm glad I started watching this, I was expecting Tom Hardy doing Tom Hardy shit and shitty dream sequences every 2 minutes but there's some really solid writing

its about to be extremely violent, for them

>>79677298
Have you found any past episode 2? I know of the girl and the man on the boat, but that's it. I've been combing over episode 3, but I haven't found anything yet.

I started watching because of this meme and I regret it

how is he responsible for the kings death?

>>79677358
What king you utter cretin?

So what's the big plot twist?

>>79677408
a plane crash

>>79677434
will there be survivors though

>>79677389
they arrested him for conspiracy against the life of the king... presumably george who is dead

>>79677475
or i dont know i guess george III is still alive. im just going by what they gave as reasons for stealing the gunpowder

conspiracy and treason against the life of the king

nm

>>79676358
This was my exact thought. I thought he was finally going to bust out some voodoo shit

>>79677521
well there is a ghost in that scene

>>79676454
Mmhmmm

>>79674308
>>79671996
>>79672439
can someone explain this fresh new meme?

>Fans blast Tom Hardy for ruining new BBC drama Taboo with his ‘incoherent mumbling’ and grunting
It really is incomprehensible how stupid the "average viewer" is. English isn't my first or even second language and I have no trouble understanding Hardy as Delaney.

>>79677806
watch a few episodes of the show, you'll get it

>>79666665
so close

>you showed him a kindness
>hmmmm

Does anyone know what that tranny said? I couldn't make it out.

Before the "extreme violence" line.

>>79679001
He said "for you"

>>79679001
"If the soldiers come will we die?"

>>79674849
>...place a plastic gem from my younger sisters beauty set

kek

nootka

>>79666987
More like a black man

>>79674849
>>79674914
>>79674638
>>79672439
Have this playing next time, it will boost your power levels immensely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FiW_MooGpg

>>79675914

Nigger, cunt, and blackamoor are not.

>>79666987
>thousands of SJW demonstrating outside the British Embassy in LA.
>Idris Elba walks by with Tom Hard discussing Nootka and mhmming along
>he shouts at them; "What the fuck is up with this racket, cunts. We're trying to have a conversation here, braw. Fuck off back to you hovels, peasants before I bloody smash your faces in with my BBC"
>hardy mhms in acknowlegement
>the crowd stops, recognizing their insane intersectionalism and shoegazes off in every direction until the street
>Idris turns to Hardy; "Fancy a fag, mate"
>"POWDA!", he grunts"
>Idris nods and they walk off into the distance, bever knowing how many snowflakes they've indirectly killed that day.

>>79668483
Norfag here. I've always loved British tv.
The slow pacing in Taboo hits right home for me.

>>79672439
I really want some of the more awkward scenes in Taboo to have the Curb theme put in there.

>>79674638
Excellent post.

>>79671220

What's going on here?

Mm, I have a big guy for you

So is this show good? Are the reviews, which seem mixed, accurate?

>>79679937
its meme-tastic

mhmm bump mhmm

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>>79674849
>I walk up to the counter and place a plastic gem from my younger sisters beauty set

>>79677298
That's what I always figured it was, ghost spies are a classic trope for mediums

>>79679668
>Nootka
one of us

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>>79677344
There's one in ep7

Mmhhhhhhmmmmmm nookta you say?

>>79666666

>>79666538
NASTY

>>79675240
>he wasn't here for the first 2-3 episodes

>>79674403
fairly certain being a faggot was illegal then too

Note worthy:
James told Godfrey before being arrested that everyone he "has a use for" will be granted passage on his ship.
At the end of the episode Delaney told Strange that he "has a use for" him.
What could it mean?

>>79677234
>>79677298
Screencaps of these ghosts? Can't be arsed to sift thru frames.

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>>79684661
ep 1

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>>79684661
Ep 2.
Didn't notice more. There's already a pic from ep 7 here.

>>79684701
fuck me this one looks like a cig burn shoop

>>79684718
this one looks more legit, it's his dad's ghost. you think hardy reads/plays witcher?

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>>79684661
ep 6

>>79685048
James?

>>79684718

I was wondering what the fuck that was

mhmm

>>79679668
Why is metal so gay

>>79685482
Judas Priest

Just realised that Scroobius Pip is one of the guys working for Combo

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>>79685048
That's a big ghost.

>>79676606
Where is the BBC in that, friend? BBC3 has shit like this as well. Hell one of those BBC3 shows was shot in my town. I even got paid around $1000 to have a scene shot in my house.

>>79685048
IF I TOOK YOUR TREATY, WOULD YOU DIE?
I would be very careful....
YOU'RE A CRAZY GUY!
I am always like this

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FUCKING

>>79679668
it's a really shitty cover of the music

the bass in the actual taboo theme has 4 notes, and the bass in the metal version has decided to leave the 2nd two of those notes out, leaving it with a totally unresolved feel

it's like metal bassists have destroyed their hearing so much that the pitch doesn't matter any more

Hmmmmmbop, ba duba dop.

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>>79685703
For you

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>>79666987
SHAKEN NOT STURNMMNM

>>79677808
>>hmmmm
mmhmm

>>79676979
anon i'm sure you're an expert on the way dicks move

>>79679803
Sorry was this meant to be funny or was it ironically embarrassing?

mmm nutcat

>>79677352
I started watching because of this meme and I love it

>>79677808
I thought that was SS-GB?

>>79666466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI

>>79684718
Is that legit? Looks like a bad photoshop.

>>79679829
the scene where his hat gets shot off would work nicely

>>79677517
Planning to kill the king is a crime doofus

>>79689059
What the fuck how can you be arrested for a crime that you've not committed?

>>79689106
The crime is in the planning, so it was committed.

Nootka-posting has the potential to become THE underappreciated /tv/ meme of 2017

>>79688958
it's legit.