PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN
Simply epic
the leads are shit
>>79665421
The fucking leads are shit?
YOU'RE shit.
I made 970,000 memes last year. How much'd you make?
>>79665186
the memes are weak
FUCK! YOU! That's my name!! You know why, mister? 'Cause you memed CIA to get here tonight, I memed a called that saved /tv/. THAT'S my name!
THERE WAS A FISH IN THE PERCOLATOR
>>79665186
The memes are weak!
>>79665186
PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!
>>79666062
>>79666205
I COULD GO TO /tv/ WITH THE MEMES YOU GOT, GET MY SELF 15,000 (you)s
IN 2 HOURS!
CAN YOU?
>>79666363
What's ya name, big guy?
>>79666363
>>79666802
FOR YOU, THAT'S my name
>>79666802
You know why, mister? You use an iPhone 5 to post here. I use an eighty-thousand dollar shitposting rig. THAT'S my name.
And your name is you're wanting. You can't play in the oldfag's game, you can't outmeme them - go upstairs and tell your mom your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life: Get them to quote on the post which is yours.
You hear me, you fucking foot fags? A-B-M. A-Always, B-Be, M-Memeing. Always be memeing. ALWAYS BE MEMEING.
A-I-D-A. Attention, Interest, Digits, Action. Attention - Do I have your attention? Interest - Are you interested? I know you are, 'cause it's fuck or walk. You close or you hit the bricks. Digits - Have you made your dubs for Kek? And Action. A-I-D-A.
Get out there - you got the kym pages coming in. You think they came in to get posted on reddit? A meme doesn't get reposted lest it wants to be posted. They're sitting out there waiting to give you their (you)s. Are you gonna post it? Are you man enough to post it?
What's the problem, pal?