JUST
This has FLOP written all over it. I can't believe they're going through with this.
>>79659372
>one black person
surprised /tv/ isn't sucking this movies dick given how this is like the exact opposite of the other new SW films
>Emilia Clarke
Dropped
>>79659372
Who is that Semitic looking young lady in the back? I don't recognize her.
Why couldn't they just cgi magic a young Ford? This guy looks nothing like him
>>79659372
>I know a thing or two about Dragons.
>>79659372
This looks like a sitcom
>>79659372
He's ageing like milk
>>79659372
>Emilia Clarke
nope
>>79659372
The Cheers remake took a weird turn
>>79659372
at least chewbacca looks the same
>>79659372
Legit great casting for Lando
>>79659873
reddit opinion
Will this be the third Disney star wars film to bomb? Surely they must reboot if this one fails too?
The guy playing Han just looks kind of weird and untrustworthy. Harrison Ford was a handsome motherfucker.
>Doubting based Lord and Miller
>>79660014
>It's a "Daffy and I were trying to get to a discussion about the DCEU, but took a left at Albuquerque" episode.
>>79660014
>Will this be the third Disney star wars film to bomb? Surely they must reboot if this one fails too?
Rogue One has already made over a billion dollars and is 85% fresh on RT.
It would be difficult to quantify any interpretation of it being a failure.
>>79659536
Literally the first thought that occurred to me
>>79659873
lmao
>>79659372
Why do they keep shoving the fat whore from GOT in these big budget movies? She's completely talentless and not even hot
hahahahahahahahahahaah
fucking lower then pleb shit.
You guys every seen the young adventures of indiana jones?
>>79660093
I agree that she's not a good actress but I still want to pound her.
>>79660017
Why do they force this bitch so much?
>>79659948
>reddit boogeyman
This shit does more damage to 4chan than actual crossposting between the two sites.Never been to reddit, btw
>>79659873
Get out
>>79659372
Jesus christ Emilia Clarke looks like she's in her 40's. What the fuck happened to her?
>>79659873
Really, I thought he was a pretty shitty science nigger in the mars movie, but maybe it was just the character.
>>79659372
My nig Chewie is there, that's all I need.Lord-Miller can do no wrong
>>79660127
She's maybe the daughter of some producer .. or sucking some dick
>>79659372
>mfw
>>79659441
Two of them are the directors
>>79659372
>>79659372
>that ugly motherfucker turning into Harrison Ford
Come on kikes
>>79659372
>TFW this is why imdb removed their forums
Han is perfectly cast. Either way, I can't think what this movie would be about. Touching his character before ANH is dangerous territory. Remember that he was literally a drug smuggler and a scumbag who shoots first, asks questions later.
>>79659536
This looks like a porn parody
>>79660165
Why does he always look sad or pissed now?
>>79659394
I bet you said the same thing about Rogue One
I'm boycotting all the future start wars films any way , untill they go on download.absolute waste of time and money
The biggest problem is Kelly C obviously, because she can't act. At all.
Rest of cast looks pretty good though, hopefully optimistic.
I'm still salty over the Han Solo casting.
>>79660014
>third to bomb
Gotta be b8
>>79659372
>cast a literally who as the star, to promote new talent for future use
>sprinkle with a few stars so people will actually pay for a ticket
>>79659372
MEME the movie
oh man.
>>79660332
So exactly like the original Star Wars?
>>79660254
too darkie for white town
too much of a white boy for niggertown
>>79660317
I would never.
>>79659372
Im excited like a parent eager to see a newborn child. Its looking healthy on a sonogram but can still turn out to have downs syndrome or have the wrong skin color.
>>79659372
me on pic
Test
>>79660244
>Touching his character before ANH is dangerous territory. Remember that he was literally a drug smuggler and a scumbag who shoots first, asks questions later.
Even if the Han book trilogy isn't canon, there was still a lot of good content within them that they could draw from. Woody teaches him how to be a smuggler, he frees Chewie at some point, and wins the Falcon from Lando. They'll probably be an introduction to Jabba, probably from Woody. Hopefully they don't get too close to ANH, but if they do, they'll have him drop Jabba's cargo because of a Star Destroyer and end with the Falcon flying into Tatooine. Don't be surprised if Woody betrays him at some point. Emilia will prob be the love interest. Maybe she ends up being the actual baddie, and actually kills Woody. Who knows. Give him a reason to be standoffish and not willing to trust people.
>>79660245
James Deen would make a better Han Solo tho
Tbqfh
>>79659372
too white desu
>>79660299
Have you seen Hail, Caeser?
>>79659372
Wow, they got a second wookie now?
>>79659873
Fuck off, Reddit.
>>79659372
is that suppose to be a younger han solo... than the baby ass face harrison ford from A New Hope?
>>79659372
>Woody Harelson will be Han Solo's mentor
Woody why?
>>79659372
first time I see this picture. Legit couldn't tell who's Han Solo until I figured someone with the hero's leather jacket in the middle would probably be the main character
>>79659480
Phoebe Waller-Bridge
She did a series on the BBC recently all about how big of a slut she is
>>79659873
perfect bait
Rogue One's performance wasn't terrible but it's got to have Disney a little bit worried about the trajectory
>>79660639
Why on earth is there an attack of the clones imax experience and why on earth did anybody go to it?
>>79659372
that dude looks nothing like young harrison ford. there must have been someone they could have cast that looked a lot more like him.
>>79659873
>>79660812
This dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bba_wPdLxp4
>>79659541
Why did he look egyptian/mexican in this but he's actually white???
>>79660165
*glass breaks*
>>79660017
>>79660639
>Budget $200 million
>Box office $1.05 billion
I don't think they're worried at all.
I agree with the consensus
Woody is great, Black Community is great, Han Solo boy is alright but will never replace Harrison
Kelly C is the weak link, fucking shit actress
>Emilia Clarke
Into the garbage
Is that the slut from Fleabag?
>>79659394
>Disney
>Star Wars
>Flop
>>79660165
>HOL UP
>>79659873
Get out you reddit fuck
>>79660496
If it's a young Han then it's gonna take place well before the events of ANH as it's about Han becoming who he is before meeting Luke. If they're smart they'll avoid the rebels and empire entirely and just focus on the scum aspect. They might throw in some Storm Troopers just to show the vastness of the empire's reach in the galaxy, but hopefully it won't play a part to the main plot.
>>79660126
>I still want to pound her.
More like 200 pound her, amirite?
>>79660117
>You guys every seen the young adventures of indiana jones?
The WWI Arc was kino. Everything before and after was a mess.
>>79660146
Sucking Seth McFarlane's dick ages you
>>79660268
This.
I'm a huge Star Wars fan and still haven't watched Rogue One and only saw TFA once.
And boba fett is some mexican
>>79659873
THIS!
The only way it would be better is if they had also hired Abed.
>Emilia Clarke as the love interest
fucking lol. she survives on soft lighting and good angles
>>79659873
They literally had to hire muh dragons >>79660017 to make hiring him seem reasonable.
Only thing to look forward to here is /ourgirls/ trashing this mercilessly.
>>79661059
what the absolute fuck
woody y
>>79661059
I still don't get why they're trying to make her happen. Just let her rot on GoT.
>>79660146
How old is she? I would have guessed mid-thirties but you make it seem like she's much younger?
>>79659873
fuck god dammit i would rather have idris alba
>>79659948
>>79660092
>>79660133
>>79660567
>>79660613
>>79660827
>>79660908
>>79661048
>>79661095
>>79661155
Why does everyone dislike Donald Glover?
>>79661196
Because he's always sad.
>>79661196
Pol hates Atlanta
>>79661059
Is she going to play the emperor?
>>79661059
Is that chin hair stubble?
>>79661196
something something nigger something reddit
>>79660868
>The Unburnt
>not The Unhungry
>>79659372
what is this? Is this some Youtube channel doing a Star Wars episode?
>>79660848
because you're race blind
>>79661268
Caloriese, Mother of burgers, breaker of chairs
>>79661059
finally figured out why she's so ugly. it's her chin, it's set back
>>79659372
>Han: "It's not that I don't trust you with her [falcon] it's more like I'm not confident I'll ever see her again if I lend her to you"
>Glover's Lando: "So, uhm, is this like a black thing?"
>the 4 white fat SJWs in the audience cheer and give each other failed-connection high 5s, meanwhile everyone else groans
>>79659372
>Dong lover
>Kelly C
dropped
>>79661326
lmao
Also is anyone else taking their falcon...err Millenium Falcon to the theatre to watch this?
>>79661327
>/pol/tard doesn't even know that Lando owned the Falcon before Han
>>79661327
oh god its so plausible now
>>79661356
This is clearly meant to be after he loses it to Han, you fucking invalid
>>79661356
Ironic.
>>79659536
that's because they aren't in costume for the pic, dumbass
I would love to see Corey Feldman in a SW movie, mostly as sith or jedi
>>79661410
It's funny how retarded you are.
This movie is going to feature Han meeting Lando for the first time.And also meeting the love of his life.
>>79661196
Because due to his incredible talent in many fields of entertainment, he is now rightfully getting widespread accolades. Since /tv/ loves what is shit and hates what is popular, Donald Glover is now hated on here.
>>79661289
No, this is the official Disney canon prequel for Han Solo.
It's canon, just like the cartoons. Deal with it, /pol/tard. Star Wars is not for you anymore
The millennium falcon is named after Emilia's character, calling it now.
>>79661458
>And also meeting the love of his life.
Chewbacca?
>>79661458
Damn it and we will have to see the brown guy the whole time?
>>79661423
As force ghost Leia
>>79659372
Which Doctor Who Xmas episode is this?
How stupid do you have to be to want to see another fucking prequel?
Why does SW have to be so good on posters and in some stories... :( Never delivers on the big screen
Only one person of color??
SOMEONE CALL THE PRESESES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DISNEY=NAZIS CONFIRMED
>>79661633
/tv/ stupid
>>79661196
I don't hate him! I just want to see Troy and Abed in the Falcon.
>>79661658
One is too many.
Why is Han's head so huge?
>>79659372
That guy looks NOTHING like Han Solo.
>>79660014
>bomb
Being shit =/= commercial failure
TFA and Rogue One both made gazoodles of money.
>Star Wars is going back to the token black guy route
Kek
>>79661731
Han Solo is a handsome guy and a scumbag. That guy fits both.
>>79661658
How about he gets to fuck all the women tho? Will that make up for it?
>>79661059
OI
WELCOME TO THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE
CUNT
>>79661196
because reddit likes him and a large part of /tv/ culture is dislking whatever reddit likes and vice versa
Guy on the left looks like Woody Harrelson. Girl in the back is really qt. The guy they cast as Han doesn't look like Han. Chewie looks good of course. And Emilia Clarke and Donald Glover are shitty meme actors and shouldn't ever be let near a camera.
>>79661837
>Guy on the left looks like Woody Harrelson
because it is
>>79659372
>guy playing Han looks nothing like him
>Gambino is popular af but depressed as shit
>mother of burgers is in this
>it's done by the hyper active guys behind 21 Jump St and the awful Lego movie
>another Star Wars spin off
Yeah I'm thinkin this might suck like VII. Only highlight is Woody but only cause that's an odd choice.
>>79661196
Because
>DUDE NIGGERS LMAO
>DUDE REDDIT LMAO
>>79661851
I thought him and the other guy were the directors
>>79661879
>the awful Lego movie
Tell me why you didn't like it without using the word reddit
>>79659541
I laughed for a full minute thank you anon
>>79661899
Holy shit Phoebe Waller-Bridge is in this? Who on earth is the casting director?
>>79661658
wasnt hans wife black in the comics
>>79661604
No.
Suma Rie, Han's true love and the woman who taught him that the life of a smuggler isn't right for him and that he should be proper to win her affection. Then she dies and Han can never properly love a woman again.
My dad works at Nintendo.
>>79659372
is it gonna be a comedy?
>>79661196
Because most people who don't go on here like him.
That's it.
>>79661899
I personally didn't think it was funny. A lot of the jokes were 'lolsorandum' to put it one way and were obviously aimed towards children. They also had way too much focus on Batman for my taste.
Going into a movie about legos, this is pretty much what I expected. I wouldn't say it was a bad movie, but it wasn't for me.
>>79662000
>Directed by the Producers who brought you the Lego Movie and 22 Jump Street.
>>79661196
Because he's shit at everything he does.
Shit actor
Shit writer
Shit rapper
Shit singer
>>79659372
I feel like it'll be fun, but a bit unnecessary. Not that any film is 'necessary', but Han's narrative arc is that he goes from being a scoundrel to a real hero. I don't really see how this'll add more to the character.
>>79662073
His face is fucking annoying as well.
>>79661305
kek'd hard
>>79659372
>young white men confidently in control of the ship
>young black man secretly in control, giving a look of "c'mon, you don't really think they're in control do you?"
>young white woman reaching in for control, time for a new crew to pilot the wonder that is Star Wars
>Elder white men looking in amusement at the exchange of power
>Jewish woman behind it all, smiling. Indifferent to those around her
Really makes my jizz wail.
>>79659873
>that reaction image
>>79662122
Where does the walking carpet fit into this tho
>>79661423
No no. Wait. He could be Han's best friend from the Academy who introduces Han to the Sith lord that molested him and made him into the dirty, scumbag we all knew and loved.
It would be a revenge flick.
>>79662220
Elder white man. Peter Mayhew trumps the character being brown.They will use Peter Mayhew's death as publicity for this movie. "See Chewbacca's final adventure".
>>79659372
perfect han died a long time ago
>>79661899
The actual anon that disliked it.
Hyperactive. Same with their Meatballs movie.
Feels aimless and just a mishmash of jokes that feel obvious, in your face and not funny. No everything isn't awesome.
>>79661196
because everytime I see that fucking name I think of Lethal Weapon and then I quickly realize it's not that Glover
fuck him
>>79662263
>Peter Mayhew's death as publicity for this movie.
He died?
>>79662073
That's easy for you to say while sitting in your basement posting memes on a chinese cartoon forum.
>>79662415
Hell be fine.
But the movie is coming out in 15 months and he's an elderly giant. And after Chewie gets killed off in 8 I'm sure he'll lose that spark of life.
Why did they cast this Syfy channel tier "actress"????
>>79659372
bunch of ugly mofos
>>79662441
That's easy for you to say while sitting in your basement posting memes on a chinese cartoon forum.
>>79662415
his death is in the contract
all kennedy has to do is call "them" and say "execute order 666"
>>79662441
I don't need to be an expert to point out what is shit.
>>79659372
looks like some hipsters/millennials visiting a Star Wars set.
already stopped caring about this movie.
>>79661488
you've cracked the case
/tv/ is where the contrarians fester
>>79662558
>I don't have the same opinion that I fabricated for an anonymous imageboard, I'm so special!or is the word contrarian?
>>79659372
Why is Emilia Clarke in this?
Why?
>>79662122
How do you even get out of bed in the morning?
And by bed, I mean the air mattress on the floor of your parent's basement.
And by parents I mean your mom.
>>79662709
How do you even get out of bed in the morning?
And by bed, I mean the dog pillow on the foot of your mom's bed.
And by mom's I mean her husband's.I CAN DO IT TOO
>>79662634
yes
no
maybe so
>>79661458
That's when it happens, dipshit. Prove otherwise or shut your gay little hole
inb4 this is gonna try to be a ripoff of guardians of the galaxy.
>>79659372
>han solo appears older despite it taking place before the OT
>GoT gir
>donald "reddit" glover
>woody harrellson (great actor) but what about the immersion
this kills the franchise
>>79659372
GIVE ME THE OLD REPUBLIC REEEEEEEEE
>>79660606
>hyphenated last name
>unrepentant whore
every time...
>>79662864
>this is clearly after he wins the Falcon
>THIS IS WHEN IT HAPPENS DIPSHIT
Which is it, cockboy?
>>79661423
>casting a druid in a Star Wars movie
>they didn't cast ingruber
>>79660994
you're expecting anyone involved in making star wars movies to understand subtlety
it's going to be REBULZ and TIIIE FIIIIIGHTERS and maybe a boba fett cameo because that's what normans like
>>79659873
agreed
Why are they not casting any Good looking white males in any of the films?
Or any good looking people for that matter..
What is ((((their)))) intentions?
>>79662495
>look guys im a real star wars fan im wearing a t shirt that says star wars and im a woman
I want that cunt to die.
>>79663202
making you feel better about yourself
>>79660903
Tumblr file name, faggot
>>79660165
[call to prayer heard in the background]
>didn't cast Anthony Ingruber as young Han
Guy already played young Harrison Ford before, has both the voice and the looks down, and can't be a worse actor than Daisy.
>>79659372
What if Chewie ends up with the record of most Star Wars movies appeared in? Original trilogy, prequel trilogy, sequel trilogy, AND side movies.
>>79661196
Because he managed to be successful without white people.
>>79663384
They'll probably shoehorn 3PO and R2 in some way.
>>79663365
but he's not Jewish, they needed a jew for the role of Han Solo
>>79663365
That dudes the literal spitting image of ford and he probably loves him more than his other sons.
>>79663080
>>79663365
Would've probably gone on to have a career of playing in prequels of Ford's movies.
>>79663365
Fucking this.
>>79663667
Blade Runner prequel incoming.
>>79660154
The thing about starwars is that nobody has to be a scientist. He just needs to be a smooth 70s style black gambler / scoundrel that drinks colt 45
>>79661196
I fucking love Donald Glover
>>79659372
me on the right
Is that fucking Childish Gambino? He can act?
>>79664408
Yes. No.
>>79664436
I never watched Community but isn't that how he got his start? some of my friends said it was good but shit is hit or miss with them honestly
>>79664408
Damnit, I had completely forgotten that was his name too
>WTF I hate donald glover now!?
>>79663365
>>79663579
>>79663655
>>79663667
>>79663697
He's a shit actor.
>>79664589
Nevermind, just watched some on youtube. I got my answer
>>79659372
emily looks qt as fuck as always
apoogize you crazy haters
>>79664720
They probably took like a trillion shots and adjusted the fuck out of the lighting and angles.
She is fea
>>79664720
we're fine if she's a comedic character
we're fucked if it's a dramatic role.
>Alden Ehrenreich got discovered by Steven Spielberg at a bar mitzvah
hmmm
>>79661622
Hahahaha
>>79664839
>>79661196
Nigger has been pushed on us as funny because of le funny reddit community. Get's an inflated ego like most niggers. All while obongo was in office like most nogs. Made show Atlanta solely to prove that Nigs are Jesus.
>>79664812
>being this mad you're waifu is stuck doing made for tv and straight to dvd movies
I love how the BLACK man there looks like he had enough of all those whites there, he is so " I'm doing a movie with crackers? I literally can't even now". Wow.
This shit has fanfiction written all over it. It will be even worse than Rogue One and JJ awakens together.
>Death Star (again!) over Geonosis
>Han is an imperial pilot (because it rhymes)
>gets ordered to bomb the 6gorillion Jewonosians (because a galaxy far far away is actually third reich)
>doesn't want to
>flees to tatooine to come into Jabbas service
>Woody Harrelson is his direct Boss/Mentor
>when selling weapons to Sae Gerrera they have to fight and woody dies
>Han needs a new ship
>fucks over Lando in a game of sabacc
>gets the falcon
>next job is smuggling Spice
>they go to Kessel
>poor wookie Slaves are being sold to the empire here by trandoshans
>obligatory Bossk cameo
>Han frees Chewbacca
>they have to flee
>to do so they must make the kessel run in under 12 parsecs
Po-e-try
>>79663415
>Because he managed to be successful without white people.
quite the opposite, he's so successful purely because of his appeal to white people. A lot of his songs talk about how he's viewed as "too white" by his chimp buddies
>>79659394
Not even a Disney fan but you're retarded
>>79665856
>the force theme starts playing everytime han solo looks at the ship
>tie fighter battle
>modified version of battle of endor III starts playing
>during space battles characters keep saying funny stuff even though their life is at risk
>fleabag
fucking why
>>79661423
ASCENSION
>>79661196
I personally dislike him because he has none of the charm that billy dee williams had.
>>79660165
You could say,he has a bad feeling about this.
So is this Alden kid gonna be doing a Harrison Ford impression? Because their voices aren't similar at all.
What do we do about hipster numale culture?
>mfw
>>79665995
>>79660093
Uh...this will be her second. Unless you consider 20mil big budget and terminator was considered a failure. She's donezo after got is over.
>>79666107
That's not his wife is it? She looks like fucking George Takei.
Daily reminder that Woody Harrelson's dad shot JFK.
>Emilia Clarke
Dropped
>>79665856
are these actual plot points? because theyre all retarded enough to be real in a disneyverse
>>79666107
wtf is this ?
>>79659873
>>79661196
He's a nigger lives matter activist and hates white people.
>>79660254
he's too cool to smile in photos now
>>79666107
>My eyes opened to the reality of the Bible being just a document to control people. At the time I was a real mama's boy and deeply mesmerized by the church."
>>79660254
>>79660427
Yeah pretty much, same deal as Eminem and Kanye who also avoid smiling on camera.
Donald is the only one that looks the part, forehead in the middle looks like he's missing a beady-eye contest & the rest looks like a PTA meeting
they should have just done a Lando movie.
JUST
I'll miss carrie
>>79659541
Twas that it twere so simple
miss me yet?
>>79666457
I never thought i would miss this fat fuck
>>79659372
that guy is like some kind of cross between Jeremy Irons and john Malcovich
>>79666457
>>79666457
literally who?
>>79659372
this is absolute shit lmao
still will never understand how they didnt cast that kid who played a young harrison ford in that movie, he was fucking spot on with voice and looks.
>>79663365
disney should be sued for this
You haven't seen my mate Han Solo, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?
>>79664672
because the latest disney star wars movies have had stellar casting..
who the fuck is supposed to be solo and its that the 50 shades girl?
Who would you cast to be Han Solo? Idris Elba seems like a nice option
>>79659372
>Chewie, this is our home now
Fucking seriously!?
>>79661196
meme nigger
original pic was pretty photoshopped
here's the original
>>79659372
Did the Millennium Falcon always have steering wheels? I thought Han and Chewie just pushed buttons and fiddled with those silver things in the middle to make it going into hyperdrive.
>>79666257
Yes they pretty much are. I think those were leaked some time ago.
But I actually like the idea of mixing up prequel shit like geonosians with the OT aesthetics.
And it somehow makes sense to show the death star again. Somehow builds a bridge to Rogue One and the saga films.
I think it is quite nice how they talk about the aftermath of the sterilisation of Geonosis in Rebels, Dr. Aphra and all the other EU content to show the real deal in a Movie then.
>>79662709
Ironic that you whine about /pol/ while simultaneously saying that single mother households are one of the problems with society, one of /pol/s favorite opinions.
>>79660256
That movie was shit, tough
>>7966083
>impressions = acting
>>79659532
>*winks at the camera*
>>79661196
I somewhat like Donald Glover, just shit casting. He doesn't give off young Billy D vibe at all
Derrick Comedy was funny