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RIP in Piss
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And nothing of value was lost.
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direct something else ya fat fuck
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>entire family got buttfucked by the hobbit
>At the Mountains of Madness never ever
>Pacific Rim 2 on hold
>Silent Hills canceled
>HBO turned down Monster
>Crimson Peak was shit
>Hellboy 3 not happening
What's next for him?
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>>79657744
Isn't Pacific Rim 2 already being worked on
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>>79657709

MYBE IF YOU HADN'T FUCKED AROUND ON HOBBIT AND BEING IN VIDEO GAMES WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS RIGHT NOW YOU FATFUCK
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>>79657757
His family got kidnapped while he was making Mimic. He'll be fine.
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Del Toro is only good when he does Gothic/Dark stuff. And even then he manages to fail a couple of time.

Produced some nice shit though
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thank god he wont be wasting his time on that shit
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Does anyone give a shit what this fat wetback makes? His movies are all garbage
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>>79657759
Jesus fucking christ NO
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Good

Two of the most overrated comic book movies around
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>>79657757
>Pacific Rim 2 on hold
"no"
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>>79657817

it is, and by a far more competent director
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>>79657830

Pacific rim 2 is about to get __________>~~~
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As much as I like del Taco's production design and art design his actual direction is very very bland
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>>79657838
I mean that as the first movie was a huge pile of shit
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>>79657847
His sense of humor is also very limited. The comedy in Hellboy is downright CBS sitcom-tier
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>>79657859
>implying a mexican jagger killing an orange drumpf kaiju wouln't be kino
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>>79657859
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>>79657757
>>Pacific Rim 2 on hold
Hes producing it.

>>Crimson Peak was shit
I will fight you irl faggot.
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>>79657859

Why do these people fish so much for reactions? Do some fucking movies and stop trying to gain attention via fucking twitter. Just let your work speak for itself goddamn it, no need to sell yourself out every moment possible.
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>>79657859
>>79657907

Do you have a giant folder label "Triggered" so you can flip through it anytime a name gets posted on /tv/ and find an image about that person that triggers you to post?
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>>79657830
Joining the JUSTice League members Brad Pitt, Brendan, Ben Affleck and Stephen Baldwin.
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>>79657757
At least Monster was never officially cancelled.
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He's an absolute hack

His mexican buddies are all making good stuff yet there he is, playing videogames and thinking about sequels
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>>79657830
>clearly gipsy danger 2.0
>old gipsy was a mark 3 with an old ass exposed reactor
>mark 5 jeager design in the first movie had fixed this
>newer model still has exposed reactor
Inb4 it's the same updated gipsy, nope that shit blew up in the alien dimension
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>>79657948
yes
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>>79657979
How is that ironic?
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>>79657948
Listen, pal. I have various folders, all properly organized by board, theme, individual, etc. with thousands of pictures, suiting nearly all possible situations. I can be an alt-right whiner in one thread, or a SJW troll in the next. You have no way of knowing who I am or what my true ideas and opinions are, because I'm anonymous, and I do this for a living. Why do I do this? Because I love my (you)s more than I love you, bitch.
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>>79657948
Why wouldn't you remember someone saying something like that?
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im in shock
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>>79657997
making shitty cgi movies seems much more fun than oscar bait
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>>79658000
>>mark 5 jeager design in the first movie had fixed this
>>newer model still has exposed reactor
I thought the same when that pic was released, why movies nowadays hate consistence?
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>>79658000
Possibly just there for brand recognition and I mean in universe? It did save the human race afterall.
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>>79658009
>and I do this for a living
who paid you to grab the (You)s?
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>>79658034
100% because of this >>79658040
But its still shit and they should have made a mark 5 version of Gipsy instead of this trash mark 3 design
They'll probably bring a giant ass slow Russian jeager too because "muh cyka alpha"
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>>79657953
>>79657972
I feed on your butthurt tbchwyf
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>>79657731
fuck you
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>>79658027
>tfw in 500 years time white children (read: all children) will open their history books and see this under "unholy sedition"
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I mean, I can see why Doug Jones doesn't want to work with him anymore
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>>79658082
>PR2 only made for the chink market
>fire asian and white leads, replace with nigger
>no chink mecha
>no del taco, literally who directing
its like they want it to flop
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>>79658027
See>>79657937
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>>79658116
>in 500 years time
>white children
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>>79658138
yeah im not really getting their logic
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oh, so one less capeshit movie in the next 3 years

we did it reddit
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Directors without a single good movie general?
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>>79658147
kek
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We can spend all day doing "What's the deal with Guillermo del Toro's _______" but what's the deal with Guillermo del Toro's Victorian fantasy / steampunk noir murder mystery show he was doing for Amazon?

That one actually got picked up and a pilot was ordered if I recall
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>>79657757
Gotta feel like hes the problem here.
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>>79658375
mad as fuck argie :)

don't worry, an argie will win someday :)
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>>79658375
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>>79658433
What are you even talking about you autistic sperg?
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>>79657709
LOST OPPORTUNITY

I blame the Jews.
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>>79657757
vidyakino
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>>79657757
>silent hills

He's lucky because Junji Ito would've upstaged him.
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>>79657757
>>79658429

That's not really fair, I'm not saying del Toro is perfect but so much of his problems comes from him sticking to his guns and execs being gutless.


>entire family got buttfucked by the hobbit
New Line just used him as a power move to bring PJ back for a guaranteed success

>At the Mountains of Madness never ever
He refuses to make a Lovecraftian horror without an R rating and execs won't give a workable budget to an R movie

>Pacific Rim 2 on hold
It's filming right now

>Silent Hills canceled
Konami doens't make video games any more

>HBO turned down Monster
Pilots don't get picked up all the time

>Crimson Peak was shit
It wasn't

>Hellboy 3 not happening
it's not traditional capeshit even though it requires a capeshit budget and execs won't give it because won't make a billion dollars in Happy Meal and toy sales
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don't think ron perlman wanted to do another hellboy

has constant amount of work, getting pretty old and having to do prosthetics and makeup must have taken hours everyday

a hellboy prequel in the 40s could work
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>>79658532
The world you're looking for is 'ludo' you reddit crossposter Kojima secondary. Fucking kill yourself. You aren't funny or original.
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>>79657830
EVA Unit-02 on the left, fat Master Chief on the right, and Metroid Prime Federation Force: Un-Chibi'd edition in the middle.
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>>79658695
That was literally my first thoughts when I saw it.
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>>79658606

You have no idea what you're talking about. Perlman loves Hellboy and would drop everything to play the character again
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>>79658147
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>>79658712

It's been confirmed that he absolutely hated putting on the costume. Whether or not that would prevent him from reprising the role is anyone's guess but it is what it is.
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SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!!!!

>Del Toro previously opened up about what he wanted the plot of the third film to be.

>“The idea for it was to have Hellboy finally come to terms with the fact that his destiny, his inevitable destiny, is to become the beast of the Apocalypse, and having him and Liz face the sort of, that part of his nature, and he has to do it, in order to be able to ironically vanquish the foe that he has to face in the 3rd film. He has to become the beast of the Apocalypse to be able to defend humanity, but at the same time he becomes a much darker being. It’s a very interesting ending to the series.”

>Perlman also spoke about ideas for the film previously, addressing the children that Selma Blair’s Liz Sherman was pregnant with at the end of the second film.

>“The two twins: one would look like the mom and one would look like the dad. And one of them was going to be completely f*cking corrupt, the other one angelic. Which one was which? Only Guillermo would make the f*cked-up-looking one be the angel. So then that adds to the saga.”
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Ffs
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>>79658796
Why can't we have nice things.
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>>79657709
>>79658796
Wow, that legit ruined my day.
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>>79658127
they literallly are working together for his next movie.
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>>79658147
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>>79658796
>Selma Blair
Can she even play a qt 3.14 convincingly anymore?

The whole cast is too old for a sequel at this point. It should have happened like 5 years ago.
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>>79658879
same
>>79659008
get the fuck outta here contrarian fag
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>>79657709

Ah what the fuck man
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Any status on him doing the Haunted Mansion?
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>>79659069
>relegated to direct theme park rides
L.O.L.
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How the fuck did pacific rim got a sequel when it was so shit?.

I mean as a former /mecha/ fag, there was nothing about those robot designs memorable to justify the merchandise dollar.

The only semi good thing was idris elba. And even him was meh.
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>>79657757
Shit, Monster isn't happening?

I'd have liked to see that live action.
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>>79659140
>implying the first Haunted Mansion movie adaptation wasn't pure kino

Get the fuck off of my board
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>>79659179
Well, we all know you speak for all the mecha/kaiju fans of the world so how it was a success is beyond me as well.
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>>79659069
Haunted Mansion was put on hold after Tomorrowland bombed at the box office, if Pirates 5 bombs then the movie's fucking dead.

However while I enjoyed Crimson Peak i'm a little cautious of Del Toro's directing these days, not just that but Disney would want a lot of control. I'd honestly prefer someone like Mike Flanagan or Michael Dougherty to get directorial duties instead.
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>>79658981
She looked damn good in american crime story. In a milf sort of way.
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>>79657757
Deported by Trump
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>>79659203
That movie fucking sucked and you know it
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>>79657757
He fell so low, he has to work with Kojima.
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>>79659190

You're not talking about that faggy ass anime that was 60 episodes of bullshit and 10 episodes of story, are you?
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>>79659255
he dosent live in the states
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>>79659308
You're not talking about that faggy ass anime that was 60 episodes of bullshit and 10 episodes of story, are you?

>every anime ever.
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>>79657709
Read the fucking comics. First 2 Hellboy movies were mediocre and nothing praise worthy. I saw them this summer, again, and didn't get why a lot of anons on /tv/ hype it. Just because it's atmosphere is a bit different from your run of the mill DC/Marvel capeshit, it doesn't make it a good movie.
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>>79657757
More crying about FASCIST DRUMPH on social media.
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>>79659473
No.
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>>79659512
>>79659512
>this contrarian faggot
grow up
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>>79659473

Monster was especially bad. It started off great, had a consistent story, then around episode 6 it just derails and the main character goes off on unbelievable tangents.

It'd be like if True Detective season 1 stopped mid season and instead did an extra 30 episodes of Russ helping people with their small problems.
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These are pale man times
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>>79657709
>being this defeatist
LITERAL cuck
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>>79657709

Del Taco really is a failure
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I liked the movies until i read some comics. Also, his spanish era was the best
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>>79659714
>defends manchildren "entertainment"
grow up
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>>79658785

Million dollar paycheques have strange ways of changing peoples minds
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>>79659821
he kept trying for 9 years
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>>79657757
Crimson Peak was decent.
Not great, but not bad either.
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>>79659714
>contrarian
Is disliking mediocre films considered "contrarian" now?
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>spend the majority of your career crying about projects you never got to finish
>the only movie you actually manage to make is a mediocre horror flick
I'm done with this fat fuck's antics. He should've been an art director or a production designer, not a director
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>>79659918
>>79660149
>getting offended because got called out as contrarian infants
grow up
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>>79660203
Wasn't offended, but it's quite to label someone "a contrarian", just because he doesn't agree with you.
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>>79657709
Give this motherfucker Kong Kong vs Godzilla
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>>79659512

Yea fuck off. The first Hellboy is 90's as fuck and is a solid adventure story with great designs but it definitely has some issues.

Hellboy 2 is GOAT adventure fantasy and has more creativity and heart in one scene than the entire collected Marvel Quipshit and DC Edgeshit universe combined.
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DHCU is finished!
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>>79660192
>spend the majority of your career crying about projects you never got to finish

Source?
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>>79658127
Is Doug redpilled?
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>>79660232
these movies are pretty much agreed to by everyone that they're good
it takes a contrarian faggot to go "HURRRRRRR IT'S SHITE"
not even argumentum ad populum, this is a subjective thing, but you're a contrarian objectively speaking :^)
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>>79657709
>the one capeshit sequel actually worth looking forward to is dead
>fucking suicide squad is getting a sequel
>Thor is getting a 3
Worst timeline
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>>79660266
It reeks mediocrity and doesn't break new ground, nor does it do something interesting. 2 is almost the same as 1, just with a half-baked villain that had potential but was nothing more than a mere stereotype. Also, it's almost on par with DC/Marvel films. The only difference being the atmosphere and Del Toro's directing that wasn't anything special, desu. For what it was, it was fun, but animated Hellboy movie was miles better than this one. Why do you think it was good?

>>79660307
Never said they were shit, but what I did say that they were mediocre, which they were. If Del Toro wasn't working on it, the whole board would label it as another generic capeshit movie.
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>>79660420
>If Del Toro wasn't working on it, the whole board would label it as another generic capeshit movie.
objectively wrong
why do you insist on being wrong about everything you do and say?
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>>79660457
>objectively wrong
Ironic, since you're quite wrong there, pal. And no, I don't insist on being wrong, I just want to discuss about the film itself. Again, why do you think the film has any merit?
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>>79657709
so?
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>>79660255
hear this. He was actually considered to direct Godzilla 2014, something that would have involved him in a money printing cinematic universe about things he liked since he was a kid, but the pendejo was too busy making Flopcific Rim at the time

Sad!
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>>79657759

your mums rim is being worked on
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>>79660540
not the other anon, but the films have great design, intuitive exposition, good pacing and great dialogue. They are just well made films that fit well into the universe.
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>>79658785
Could do it by CGI nowadays
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>>79659725
To be fair, that's the kind of thing that a live-action remake could remedy. Compressing the story down to it's essential parts while keeping the overall tone.
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>>79660420
>It reeks mediocrity and doesn't break new ground, nor does it do something interesting. 2 is almost the same as 1

What the shit are you even talking about? I can't think of an adventure movie sequel that goes FURTHER form the first. Hellboy is a pulpy steampunk Nazi Indiana Jones story. Hellboy 2 is a pure fantasy film.
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>>79661062
>pure fantasy film
Okay, is that supposed to make me sway my opinion? It still has the same problems and doesn't anything interesting to be better than it's predecessor.

>>79660861
Pacing wasn't anything note worthy, and the dialogue was really nothing that great. It was okay. What helps differentiate Hellboy movies from other capeshit is Del Toro, nothing else. Design is good though and boosts the movies a little, but there's still a lot of room for improvements.
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>>79660540
>NO U
not an argument you little shitstain lmao, you're just going to have to live with the fact that you're wrong about this
quit being an edgy contrarian, grow up you loser
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>>79661234
Attack both the argument and the character, not the latter. Also, not an argument.
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>>79661280
>a non-argument deserves an argument
not really
you get insults because that's what you deserve, you've said nothing of value so far other than edgy contrarian shit and that's not an argument, that's a (shitty) opinion
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>>79657709

>Hollywood allergic to guaranteed money

Fucking idiots.
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>>79661341
you
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>>79661328
To be fair, calling someone an edgy contrarian and calling his opinion shit doesn't sway me your way. Also, being so far up your ass and throwing a hissy fit tantrum makes you look pathetic and like someone that wants everyone else to agree with them.
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>>79657709
>Posts that the eye monster from Pans Labyrinth is a metaphor for White Supremacy
>Movie gets cancelled

Why do liberals shoot themselves in the foot like this?
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I agreed with the guy saying Hellboy 1 and 2 had nothing special. They were fun sure but doesnt pass that.
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>>79658429
You are right. He's not Jewish.
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>>79657709

Has he started blaming white people yet?
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>>79661509
TSUJ
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>>79661431
>implying I give a fuck about swaying you my way
why would I want someone with a terribly shitty contrarian opinion on my team? you lose loser
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hellboy 2 was shit anyway? visually nice and great atmosphere but the story was dogshit waste of time?
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>>79661918
>needing someone to confirm your opinions
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>>79659069
>>79659140
>>79659231
Mansion's currently going through a final draft and Ryan Gosling is set to be the lead.

As for park movies, Tomorrowland didn't completely kill them. They're doing Jungle Cruise with Dwayne Johnson in a few years and the guy who made National Treasure is doing an "It's a Small World" movie, which probably means they're going with something like that batshit "Cold War adventure comedy" version that was pitched in the 70s.
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>>79657709
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Ron Pearlman is way too old now anyway, they'd have to do an old Hellboy like Logan or a prequel with someone new.
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