>you're fired! >no, i quit!

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>Doctor says something anyone with a 6th grade education can understand
>IN ENGLISH DOCTOR!

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>>79650453
>Other badge
>Other Gun

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>think god damnit, think!

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>Where's your messiah now?

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>hi, welcome to my movie

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>Ok we'll need to get access to the Super secure database 9000 xl5, it has literally never been broken int-
>- "Alright i'm in"

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>detective visits hospital/someone's house
>"yes the person you're looking for is right this way"
>door slowly opens to a mentally deranged person in view

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>characters running towards cliff unknowingly
>characters in the front look ahead, see the cliff and barely stop just before the edge
>last character in the back is running while looking behind them and runs into the group sending all of them over the edge

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>detective character
>has an entire wall in their house covered in case materials

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>>79650453
Heh

>>79650704

>little red string connects the various files

>Hackers getting into your server
>Unplug the monitor

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>character drinks milk from morning dinner bowl with spoon
>r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r right about now the funk soul brother starts playing

>character speaks more quickly and louder just before getting cut off by another character

>>79650739

>character playing video games
>obviously just mashing buttons and flicking the sticks randomly

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>goon about to be killed
>"WAIT"
>gets the most brutal death

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>>79651108
>Characters are playing a game
>Game looks obviously like a PS3/PS4 game
>Is single player on the account that there is one character
>game is making noises from like 1983 arcade cabinet
>using a PS1 controller and an Xbox duke controller
>playing together in a single player game

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>strong white female protagonist
>saves group of brown people from withey and becomes their queen
>she has nightly orgies with the brown men

>black cop makes rookie undercover cop smoke that wet

>>79651408
What movie?

>>79650453
>Movie is titled
>The Chronicles of X
>The Tales of X

>>79650453
name at least 100 movies where it happens, I dare you

>>79651502
The longest yard starring Sandra Bullock

>main character and his friend are looking for clues
>one character says something typical
> replied with "wait, what did you just say?"
>character repeats
>"you're a genius! Lets go no time to explain!"
>character looks confused

>>79650453
>You're fired!!
>No, i choose not to have severance payments or any chance at suing you for damages
really light's up my stove

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>>79650453

>you can't fire me, I quit
>you're still fired
>but I quit
>and you're other gnu

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>>79654583
>I ALREADY FIRED YOU

>>79650453
>And my other redundancy package

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>watching porno movie
>girl has hole where dick should be

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>>79650568

>Normie characters in their 20s is watching a movie
>It's some obscure shit the director loves and the character would never have heard about, and it certainly wouldn't be on tv

>>79650720
>"wait a second"
>detects a pattern he's never noticed before

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>Villain about to shoot hero
>"WAIT WAIT WAIT"
>The villain falls for this and the hero gets rescued

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>>79655536
>villain about to kill hero
>stops and starts telling him his entire plan and how to stop it just for the laughs

>>79657236
to be fair I'd do this in real life too

>>79657236
Nice Pepe

>>79650704
Oh the "crazy wall" how loathe thee

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>I won't let you get away with it!
>I already have

>>79650453
>Villain explains entire plan in his office
>some kind of broadcastng device was active the entire time which was foreshadowed very obviously before
>Protagonist:HA!

>>79651281
except the arcde sounds, those're so obscure only /v/idyafags notice

>>79651408
last part never happens, cuck

>main character is canadian
>can't kill his enemies because then they win

>>79653086
http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10s/top-10-i-quit-movie-scenes/

http://www.ifc.com/2012/01/20-best-job-quitting-movie-scenes

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>>79650453
>uses perfectly wedge shaped broken glass as knife

>>79651408
i miss GoT season 1 so much

>dire situation
>no signal on phone

>character is chased through woods
>steps on rusty bear trap

>looks like your friend is following us
>I don't have any friends

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>character pick the box
>it becomes drfia
>pito
>A

>>79650568

Someone took time to make this pic

>>79651408
is this the new bambie plot?

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>2 intelligent people play chess
>CHECKMATE
>the other person looks surprised

>>79651684
>sequel has a subtitle added to original title instead of just a number
>turns into franchise with multiple sequels
>they have to come up with increasingly stupid subtitles every time

bonus round
>subsequent subtitles are slight variation of the subtitle of first the sequel
>they change one of the letters to the number of the sequel

>>79659237

>2 intelligent people playing chess in grand finals of tournament
>one of them gets a call
>"we need you"
>"on it boss"
>mates the other person in one move

>cop character
>i just want to make it to retirement

>>79659312
>in a park

>>79659312
How else are supposed to know their smart?

>>79650739
>Angel tries hacking your Magi
>wants to make the Magi self destruct
>its needs unanimous consent to do
>you finish counter hacking an hit Enter a mere second before it finishes hacking Casper to get it

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>guy on phone with girlfriend
>no you're not breaking up i can hear you fine
>...
>...
>...
>oh
>you're breaking up with me

>>79654923
lol

>>79657618
>obscure
No.

>>79658997
>the engine won't start

>>79659838
Phone lines are down

>WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME

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>>79650704
>>79650720
>>79655007

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>I'm your worst nightmare
>Well... I guess it's time for me to wake up then

>>79659862
>it's starting to rain

>>79660644
>so it begins

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>guy is on bar with his friend
>discussing about his relationship problem.
>the guy's friend told him to just make a move with the girl.
>B....but I'm still virgin!
>the whole bar suddenly pause their activity and look at the guy.

>what happened?

>>79660840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5eaDhCVNJU

>>79654902
Name 2 kinos

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>>79650675
>characters running towards cliff unknowingly
>characters in the front look ahead, see the cliff and barely stop just before the edge
>last character runs past them
>last character hovers in the air and looks other characters
>leaves human shaped dust cloud when he falls

>Character is walking through a crowded place
>Notices someone in the distance turned backwards to him, looking like a person he cares about but is reported missing or dead
>Runs towards them, yelling the person's name
>Grabs them by the shaulder
>They turn around
>It's not the person he thaught it was

>>79661204
>doesn't look down and exlaim "uh-oh"

right...

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>I want to know the truth/what happened/why x or y
>You can't handle it

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>The <Adjective in place of a noun.>

Every fucking time.

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>>79661285
>when your loved one/missing person wears incredibly generic clothing that has no real identity of its own

>>79654923
Soo like every tarantino flick ever made, where there's always some faggot watching some c-tier garbage that tarantino liked to watch.

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>morning
>kid is watching 50's cartoons from TV

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dumb frogposters

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>>79650453
>nigger in a group of all whites
>dies first

>>79660184
I got boxes full of Pepe! Wait, the guy was actually named Pepe. We've come full circle.

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>character has a drug problem
>long pointless scene of them doing drugs while an indie song plays

>>79651502
You're mum

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>kid playing video games
>Atari graphics with a PS2 controller screaming "DIE DIE DIE!!"

>>79661900
>Atari graphics

Name just one (1) motion picture that does this

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>light and fun introduction to characters
>Foreshadowing of main story problem/obstacle/enemy
>Problem happens
>Characters deal with problem
>Minor emotional/relationship setback (possibly death of secondary character)
>Grand finale with happy ending

>character has been shot
>They need to get the bullet out!
>closeup of wound
>dig around the wound a little with tweezers
>pull out the bullet whole
>drop it in a metal tray
>*ting*

>>79659032
in the 80s/90s it was a jungle and quicksand

>male character in shower
>puts hands against wall and puts head down

isnt it better to be fired than quit, dont you get more benefits

>>79662093
>he doesn't do this in real life
How else do I shower when I'm tired as fuck, facing an existential crisis and wanting to look dramatic for the Truman show cameras hidden in my bathroom?

>>79662151
>>79662093
Personally I prefer sitting down and hugging my knees.

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>hot female actress is on the good guys side
>good guy is about to take down bad guy
>female puts a gun to his back
>turns out she plotted the whole thing all along

>>79661857
Learn the difference between your and you're faggot.

>>79662244
The hero falling for the whole femme fatale bullshit.Fucking hate that.

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>major side character is dying
>main character cradles them to hear their last words

>>79662315
>tfw he knew all along and was just playing her

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>>79650720
>>79655007
>>79657434
>>79660184
>2014 movie
>character still has an actual crazy wall instead of digital files

>>79650453
>gets fired
>exits the building with the little brown box filled with their personal belongings

>>79650453
>>79650479
>>79650503
>>79650541
>>79650564
>>79650568
>>79650593
>>79650643
>>79650675
>>79650704
>>79650748
>>79651141
>>79651281
>>79651408
>>79654902
>>79654923
>>79655536
>>79657236
>>79658742
>>79659102
>>79659237
>>79659650
>>79660184
>>79660404
>>79660840
>>79661204
>>79661490
>>79661752
>>79661772
>>79661844
>>79661981
>>79662244
>>79662375
Dumb frogposter.

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>you can't fire me
>I bought the company

>>79662909
All me.

>>79662909
>>79662991
Actually me third from bottom.
Also why so mad?

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>>79663127
Nice bait.

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>female beats up a few armed thugs
>allies of the female character look surprised
>female: "I grew up with six brothers."

>>79662277
your a faggot

>>79663980
nice paint job dude, the lines don't match

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>>79664387
>male beats up a few armed thugs
>nobody bats an eye

>>79663980
R u me tho

>>79664915
>nice paint job dude, the lines don't match
Drat.

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>hero and female sidekick about to enter danger zone
>"if we're gonna do this, I want a gun"
>"Do you even know how to use one?"
>Girl releases magazine, puts it back in and cocks it
>This means she's an expert

>>79662244
the quality of this shit is beyond words

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>But boss, I thought that--
>I'm not paying you to think!

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>>79660840
>character visits English-language imageboard
>he can barely form a sentence

>>79657434
>2017
>doesn't have a crazy wall

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>>79650453

>what do I pay you for!?
>you don't pay me anything sir
>get back to work!

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>"You're right."
>"No! You're not listening! If we don't do what I say we'll all di- wait what?"
>"I said you're right."

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>genius character walks past a chess game
>"checkmate in 8 moves"
>keeps walking

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>>79666999

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>>79667625
>smart character walks past guys playing chess
>says to one guy "knight to E-7"
>"checkmate"

>>79664387

>female has six brothers
>still a virgin

>horror movie
>characters doesnt stick together
>investigates shit that has nothing to do with their lives
>doesnt have a gun in USA

>You threw shit at me!
>Prepare to die!

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>>79662960

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>>79662909
hi plebbit

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>>79651408

>>79659312
>winner is homeless black dude

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>You can't fire me
>I'm a figment of your imagination!
>YOU'D BE FIRING YOURSELF!

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>Characters have been taking a lot of pictures on a long trip, or of crazy shit happening
>They forgot to put in a film

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>>79650453

>but if you quit you can't collect unemployment
>okay than lets change it back to fired

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>"I dont kill women or children"
>some of the most dangerous and evil characters that the hero has to fight in the movie are women

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>>79670186
>"I dont kill women or children"
>but the villain who said that still has a plot to destroy a city thereby killing millions of women and children

>character hails cab
>acts real strange
>tries to pay with eggs
>runs off into night
>turns out he was a ghost

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>>79650479
>Doctor says something anyone with a 6th grade education can understand
>IN ENGLISH DOCTOR!
>starts speaking in Arabic

>main character kills 756 unnamed goons
>spares main villain because killing is bad

>>79661460
>pulls out sign saying 'golly'

>>79662175
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

>serial killer on loose
>chief detective tries gets into mind of killer
>finds out he was really the killer all along
>turns himself in for reward
>uses reward to escape to tropical island

>>79670397
>the goons who get slaughtered were just hired guns who had no idea of the villains main plan or even if anything illegal was going on
>villain who gets spared is the most dangerous person to ever live who no prison can hold and has a personal vendetta against the hero and swears to make his loved ones suffer

>>79670397
>a handful of the no-name goons killed by the hero aren't even an immediate danger and could have been avoided altogether

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>main character connects the dots
>oh_my_gosh.avi
>deep base, spinning shaking camera
>hands on head

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>western movie
>character orders milk
>the rest of the bar patrons get extremely angry

>>79662151
>Truman show cameras hidden in my bathroom?
So I'm not the only one

>>79654923
>80's movie
>teenager watching movie
>it's some royalty free sci fi shit with wooweeooo theremin music playing over the entire thing

>character has to leave the toilet because of a sudden emergency
>pulls pants back on and action sequence starts

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>bad guy and good guy are fighting
>bad guy falls and is hanging off a cliff or something
>good guy saves them and pulls them back up
>bad guy immediately tries to push good guy off said cliff
>ends up falling off the cliff again or is pushed off cliff by other member of good guy team
Bonus points if the good guy and bad guy are brothers

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>there's only one brand of cigarettes and it costs exactly the amount he had in his pocket

>>79670186
>random male guard or lower down who is not really a threat
>hero sneaks up behind him and kills him in cold blood
>doesn't kill more dangerous and powerful women

>>79670979
>character sits on toilet
>non stop fart noises until he's finished
>wipes once
>doesn't even look at it
>pulls up his pants
>runs his hand under water for a second
>leaves

>>79670082
I can never find that gif. Of wojak catching Pepe's fist and knocking him out.

>But, sir, it's not ready yet!

>Character freaking out/crying
>Other character puts his hands on the sides of first character's head
>"Look at-LOOK AT ME! We're going to be okay!"

>How did you know?
>You just told me.
I love this.

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>>79671930
>how did you told me?
>you just know

>>79662244
Wow that's a really rare Pepe, thanks for upload.