BUT WHY

"Because it's there."

~Penguin

Because Antarctica is actually hell

It's strange how much I can relate to a fucking penguin.

CAN someone give more info or a link?
I see this every now and then but don't know where it's from

>>79649587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y

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>>79649557
I feel that.
One day I passed by a big gaping drainage sewer and just felt some overwhelming urge to just go in.
So I walked through this sewer for something like 5-6 hours. Phone died halfway through so I was mostly in the dark.
I ended up coming out in the middle of a forest in the next town over.

>>79649660
did it smell bad? did you get dirty at all?

>>79649660

fuck mang

I WALK A LONELY ROAD

It's like a genetic anomaly programmed into them. Maybe 1 in 500 will willingly leave safe food and mates for seemingly no reason, on the very slim chance they will make it to a foreign penguin population, thus ensuring genetic diversity. Of course, he will most likely die, also ensuring that this kind of behavior does not become the norm.

Evolution is very powerful, yet subtle.

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>>79649390
>It's too bad he won't live... but then again, who does?

Just an out cast who does want any part o penguin society, happy feet tried to tell us this but we never listened.

>>79649679
It was just for rain drainage, no flowing rivers of shit or anything like that. The tube itself was pretty big, enough that I didn't have to duck down most of the time. Probably because it was one of the main tubes and not the tributaries.
Now the tributaries were scary because they'd connect to tube every once in a while and they would carry sound pretty hard so occasionally some weird sound would come out of them and cut through the silence.

>>79649744
Really you know this? Because these penguin researchers in the video have no idea why and have looked into it for some time.
You must be really smart!

>>79649744
>>79649744
this is entirely a hypothesis and you have no concrete evidence for it

Don't you get the call of adventure?

because he can't kill himself with a gun

RIP woke penguin

>>79649390
ITT: films humans will never understand

>>79649390
JUST

Who says animals cant feel complex emotions too, maybe he was literally depressed and committing suicide.

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>>79649660
Recently I've been taking long hikes down this path into the mountains. There are signs saying I shouldn't go further than a certain point but I go anyway. I go a little further each time and quit when it starts to get dark. I think eventually I might reach the end of the path, or walk too far to get back before dark.

The last time I was there, I saw the footprints of some sort of large cat along the path, and I saw something moving like a blur twice in the distance. Probably just a deer.

>>79649840
How do we even know he didn't come back the next day? Maybe he was tired of being on camera and was in federal protection.

>>79649390
I just want to know if he found what he was in search of ;_;

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>>79649660
jesus anon

>>79649861
I'm pretty sure this is the beginning to a Lovecraft story

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>>79649744
>post yfw your penguin waifu is CHECKER'D by a foreign penguin from another foreign penguin tribe

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why didn't the camera crew just fly him to the mountains and see what he does?

>>79649914
I sure hope not, lovecraft is pretty fucking scary. I'm bringing a knife with me next time though.

>>79649861
This actually works really well as a very short story, like those four word horror stories. I actually had a chill run up my spine. Good on you anon, even if this was true

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>>79649861
A big cat?

>>79649971
I've tried writing short horror stories before but they were always bad. Now I just write about something that happened and people get spooked.

kek

>>79649994
Fur you.

>>79649944
always have a knife anon!

>>79649994
I think it was just a bobcat. I hope, anyway. I only had a tiny little keychain knife and flashlight so I was going down this tiny path in the snow, only barely distinguished by some sort of tracked vehicle that had gone down it. The cat tracks were bigger than a dog's, and all over the path.

I kept turning around with the knife in my hand, head on a swivel because I know big cats only attack from behind and go fro the neck. So I walked down the path for maybe an hour like this, saw something dart off in the distance twice before it got dark and I headed back

>>79649861
It was a skinwalker

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>>79649840

>>79650025
I did, it was just pathetically tiny. My little light would have done more probably, small but could blind it maybe

>>79650003
now you know where to start

>>79649936
She's a qt. What film?

>>79649936
Does that ape get to bury his banana?

>>79650066
anytime i go exploring i have a knife, walking staff, and a small backpack.

>>79650003
Well clearly you have the ability, you just need the proper story to convey it. And the lack of any overt horror makes it all the creepier
>Probably just a deer.
See now that is true horror. You've set up some great tension and intrigue and that last line really sells it. You just know something really bad is out there. Chilling stuff.

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>>79649861
>>79649944
>big cat
>knife
Dude that thing will rip you apart before you even see it.

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>>79650059

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>>79649861
>biking through shitty tropical third world hellscape
>only way to get to the town I need to get to is to ride along this cliffside road that isn't paved, has no guard rails or signs
>took so long to bike to the cliffs that it was already nearing night time by then
>the cliffs have huge vertical drops, no chance of living if I fuck up
>road is muddy from last day's rain
>don't want to make camp on a fucking road
>try to just power through it and be extremely careful
>finally find some little opening in the cliffs on the side of the road where I can wait out the night
>seems fairly featureless, just a rocky wall surrounding 3 sides a couple of thick bushes
>decide to make a fire
>take some dry bits from one of the bushes
>notice there's something behind the bush
>it's a fucking cave
>my nose is almost immediately overwhelmed by the smell of corpses coming from this hole in the cliff
>get on my bike and get the fuck out of there
I still have nightmares about this shit exaggerating what I saw and smelled.

>>79650059
poor birdo ;_;

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>>79650059

>>79650196
How do you know it was corpses? Might have been bat shit.

>>79650196
>get on my bike and get the fuck outta there
smart. sounded like a setup to a horror scene where youd die lol

>>79649660
You ok there, sewer man?

>>79650268
I know what guano smells like, I used to live by a huge bat colony. This was definitely dead shit I was smelling.

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>>79650059
fuck

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>>79650059

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>>79650111
The Mysteries of Harris Burdick is basically that.
The whole book is nothing but pictures and captions. Fun read.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dUfVmmpFhA

>>79649390
that image doesn't make sense with the mountain cropped out

>>79650388
Hey thanks. This sounds really cool.

>>79650059
whys that bird cumming on their corpses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSe2j-izIWY

What would you have done, /tv/?

>>79650480
DO A BARREL ROLL

>>79650480
I wouldn't be around a pit of fucking crocs in the first place.

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>>79650059
God damn...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIRT7lf8byw

>>79650480
what a dumb species

Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/P_dzHKGAnxs

I swear I can't escape this piece of music. Every time my existential thoughts and depression come creeping back this song plays in my head.

>>79650480
fucking retarded lizard should have gone extinct REEEEEEEEEE

>>79650480
I've seen a webm of that that is waaaay better quality.
Vid looks like shit.

>Drive to north Florida to see a concert
>Decide to camp at a state park for $5 a night
>On the first night we hear high pitched animal screams, something obviously getting murdered around 50 feet away
>Goes on for at least 15 minutes
>The next night we go on a night hike
>Hear a rustling and commotion ahead
>Start making noise to scare off whatever it is as we walk
>Discover a deer thats been opened from ass to gut and had its intestines pulled out and chewed on
>We immediately speedwalk back to camp while shouting to keep what we assume is a mountain lion at bay
>Institute buddy system for the rest of trip

>>79649936
They did, discovered the penguins were just going to a secluded place to take a shit. So they edited that part out

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>>79650614
>being a stall penguin

Imagine being eaten alive as a child by baboons

Nature is fucking brutal and this earth should be destroyed

Life was a mistake

https://youtu.be/PcnH_TOqi3I

Anyone have that video of the guy wandering the woods and stumbling upon a bunch of missing persons posters taped to trees?

>>79650612
>buddy system
So you can both be eaten at once? Mountain lions will fuck you up man.

>>79650679
desu humans do much worse
that's pretty graphic though

>>79649660
L'appel du vide

>>79649660
>anon reads this and decides to try it for themselves
>pipe fills with shitwater and kills them

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>>79650690
>Anyone have that video of the guy wandering the woods and stumbling upon a bunch of missing persons posters taped to trees?

>>79650724
True

My point stands

>>79650480
no shit 90% of this fuckers went extinct or become a fucking bird

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>dont make a lot noise while hiking
>consstantly surprise animals
will probably die this way
pic related if you can find the moose

>>79650690
This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZJ7xWTLQqY

>This is something I stumbled across while hiking in the woods this afternoon. There's like 25 missing persons posters taped to the trees, along with some ratty old bedding, a shovel, a large tent, and a collapsed handmade wooden cage surrounding a filled-in hole. I tried to get as many of the posters in frame as I could but the video was aborted when I heard voices coming from the direction of the adjacent residence. Recorded on the afternoon of October 3rd 2016 ("Mean Girls Day") in Suffolk County, NY.

>>79650542
Was this in "Her"? That's what I'm connecting it with in my mind. Good choice though

>>79649861
>>79649861

It's the skin walker. Watch out for lost black campers.

>>79649861
Its probably a mountain lion, it might be stalking you, stay safe anon

>>79650771
where the fuck is it???

>>79650924
in the center i think i can't make it out annd i took the fucking picture

tfw no more creepy late night deep /sp/ea threads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NWEdAkL92w

>>79650850
I believe it was briefly used in the trailer for Her, but not in the movie itself.

>>79650388
Holy shit.

>>79650388
are rest of the illlustations this good

>>79649994
For mice.

>>79649390
He must take the ring to Mordor though he does not know the way

>>79651041
Yeah. Stephen King even turned one of the pictures into a short story.

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>>79650059
Fucking hell.

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>>79651041
This one is captioned
>Third stone came skipping back
>>79650946
You want some scary ass ocean shit? Check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0&t=549s
Delta P ain't fucking around

>>79650542
I just wanted to thank you for sharing this. You ever hear a song and just know that it's going to stay with you for years and years?

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>>79651157
>.gif
>In a spooky thread

>>79651208
Eh sorry I just grabbed it off google. It's safe
I promise

>>79650842

>mfw I know the guy who killed Tim Bosma

weird seeing that pop up in a forest in the US

>>79650059
god dammit

>>79651157
>>79651103
>>79651003
>>79650458
Oh hey, there's a PDF here

http://www.cpsk12.org/cms/lib8/MO01909752/Centricity/Domain/5012/Harris%20Burdick%20Illustrations.pdf

>>79650946
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ljnf_Vybhs

>>79651193
You're welcome anon.

I know exactly what you mean.

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>>79651240
>Look up Tim Bosma
>But nearly a year later, salesman Bill Penner was horrified to learn the incinerator was linked to the grisly May death of Tim Bosma, a husband and father whose charred remains were found on Dellen Millard’s farm after he’d been missing for a week. Police said Mr. Bosma’s body had been “burned beyond recognition.”
>Mr. Millard also spent time on a gaming website called Steam. His avatar – a graphic picture of himself with a bloody eye – was last modified on Nov. 13. Sixteen days later, his father died, reportedly of a gunshot wound to the eye. Police originally deemed his death a suicide, but are now re-investigating. No charges have been laid.

Holy fucking shit dude. You really knew this guy? Did he ever strike you as the kind of guy to buy an incinerator and barbecue a guy?

>>79651285
weird, chrome isn't opening it

>>79651285
Thank you for these. These are some amazing illustrations.

tfw people found interesting things itt
tfw the penguin gave some of us joy because without his action this thread wouldnt exist

based penguin

>>79651523
A real hero and a real human bean

>>79650059
SHAUN.

SHAUN

SHAAUUUUNNNNN!!

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>>79651523

>>79649660
Mamma mia

>>79650460
Thank you that webm was too sad for someone to not make a funny comment

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>>79650059
Jesus fuck

>>79649390
There's a bunch of penguin sluts on the other side of the mountain

>>79650059
What the fuck is going on?

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>>79650059

>>79650081
Dunston Checks In

>>79651864

STOLE MY JOKE

>>79651906
stole your dubs

In what sense are you truly free if you have to live your whole life in a narrow range of shoreline. You can't go off into the ocean and you can't go inland.

Dude realized this and broke free of his shackles.

>>79649936

thats a fine ass chick

>>79651909
Stole your nose

Are there any more penguin streams from Sea World or whatever?
They were comfy watching them with /tv/

>>79651840
>Bird leaves
>Chicks in nest safe and sound
>Come back
>No chicks
>Proceeds to call for them as long as it possibly can

The car door is stuck. It makes me feel fucked up. I scream loudly like a wounded animal and i take a big rock from the muddy trampled ground. I throw the rock at the car door (my reflection glares) window with the power of an overpowered piston. It bounces back and hits me right in the eye, it implodes on itself. Collapsing into itself like the towers ,9/11. This makes me mad. A single mother walks by shaking her aged ass. I can't focus on it because of my eye. This makes me madder. I love ass. I lay down with my chest against the ground. I feel my heartbeat beat with nature. The rythmic pumping of my heart makes me think of pounding ass. I cry and my tears make small rivers in the earth. My car door opens. It was never locked.

>>79652028
but who was door?

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>>79649660
damn

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>>79652209
I want to do terrible things to Heather

>>79651955
GIV IT BACK

>>79650059
>watch kino all day every day
>no performance comes close to a webm of a falcon's guttural screaming over he dead chick
>not even any sound

fuck

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwvVlD4Itg

>evolve to live in arctic climates
>babies die if left alone for 2 minutes

Really makes you think

Why didnt they just laeave

>>79652345
really makes you think doesn't it

what even is kino

>>79652360
>Why didnt they just laeave
They can't fly anon

>>79650842
Every poster is taped with exactly the same tape.
I'm sure someone is just messing around or trying to scare kids or something

>>79650059
>when you can't bring your falcon to the kinoplex no more because it got ptsd

>>79652430
If you read the description apparently these people had decorated their property for a "Halloween party". This guy was just wandering around and stumbled on it and didn't know what the fuck was going on. Still pretty weird they'd decorate like that a full month before Halloween though

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>>79649861
>>79649660

I sometimes think Junjo Ito knows more about human nature than we are ready to accept.

>>79652506
Holy shit.

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>>79649390
>be born little pengu chick
>world is just snow and ice, cold as fuck
>mom keep pingu warm
>mom and dad puke into pengu mouth some chewed fish to eat
>get older have to dive into ice cold water to get some fish, squid, krill to eat
>whole life fucking Seals, Sharks and Whales try to give me Kill
>get teen have to fight bunch of faggots so i can find my waifu
>fight for Penguineta she is good waifu
>every fucking year have to fight other pengu virgin faggots to protect Penguineta from rape
>one day come home after food hunt have fish for Penguineta because i love her
>had to dodge a whale attack for this food, worth it for Penguineta
>finally home
>see Seal Tim fucking my waifu Tim's done, other faggots sit there and watch probably run train on her
>fight fucking Tim, he put a good fight and injure me but i manage to win
>next days realise Penguineta is a slut cant take it no more
>heat to the mountains to find peace
>fucking Penguineta i loved you

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>Take up wandering in national parks.

>Head out and start to walk off the trail (Yosemite)

>Find a good spot between an incline and decline.

>Keep walking along this route.

>Sometimes the woods go silent, I usually stop and crouch before looking around.

>Start moving when birds start tweeting again.

>Find a comfy spot with a fallen log to sit on.

>Sit down and eat some of the berries I picked as well as drink some of my coffee.

>Sit comfortably before I decide to slide forward and use the log to prop up my head.

>end up dozing off for 2 hours, phone died and alarm notification to head back didn't go off.

>Sun is fast setting.

>Decide to start hiking back the way I came.

>Realize I won't make it back in time since I'm tired and it took 3 hours to get to my location.

>Start looking for a decent area to set up camp.

>Hike up the hill to my right, grass starts to become granite.

>Want to get away from the trail I was on due to some signs of animal predation (mountain lion tracks.)

>Find a plateau that has a slight rock cover, surrounded by rocks jutting out at angles, awkward for an animal to get there.

1/2

>>79649660
What did you do when you got home? Did you tell anybody about it?

>>79650059
>>79650059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWvHu5tu6Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeHhZ2_AIe0&t=651s


heres some videos of the falcon taking care of the chick before it died

>>79650766
Crocodiles have shown signs of intelligence.[79][80][81] They are one of a few predators that can observe behaviour, such as patterns when animals come to the river to drink at the same time each day. In one study by Vladimir Dinets of the University of Tennessee, he observed that crocodiles use twigs as bait for birds looking for raw materials in nesting.[82] The sticks are placed on their snouts and submerge themselves, and when the birds swooped in to get them, the crocodiles would then catch them. Crocodiles only do this in spring nesting seasons of the birds, when there is high demand for sticks to be used for building nests. Vladimir also discovered other similar observations from various scientists, some dating back to the 19th century.[79][81] Aside from using sticks, crocodiles are also capable of cooperative hunting.[81][83] Large numbers of crocodiles would swim in circles in order to trap fish and take turns snatching them. In hunting larger prey, crocodiles would swarm in with one holding the prey down as the others rip it apart.

>>79649660
tfw no underground system to explore nearby

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>>79649390

Niggers for neighbours lad.

>>79652971
Pepe and Wojak?

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>>79652773
>Have an LED torch and a hand crank to charge batteries if needed

>Use two thermal blanket to make a sort of sleeping bag, wrapping one sideways around my body

>It's now pitch black and I'm pretty scared

>Have GPS tracker in case I get really lost and people come looking, tell myself things will be fine.

>Want to listen to music, but having one earbud in keeps making me paranoid I can hear things from the other ear

>Fall asleep on and off for about 20-30 minutes

>wake myself up jumping from sounds or dreams

>Nothing happens overnight, get up early to start heading back, eat some food and drink and start packing up

>Notice something I hadn't seen before when I came up

>Over a large boulder I see two boots. Placed neatly together, fairly clean...laces still tied

>Check the size, about average at 6, tread looks pretty new as well

>Feel weird, notice the animals are silent again

>Mark the area on my gps, don't know why but I thought I would mention it to the rangers on my way out

>Climb over the rocks and start to head back to my car (about 2 hours away)

>Spot something sat on another of the rocks glinting.

>womans watch, three rings and two earring all neatly placed in a line on top of this rock (watch was dead)

>Freaked out now I haul ass back to my car, still takes just over an hour

>End up talking to police as the rangers didn't seem to care

>Police bring in a family to identify the items

>missing person, no body found

>start researching topic out of interest

>find missing 411 books

>people go missing in clusters

>often boots are found

>children found miles from camps after short amount of time and over mountains

>clothes found folded neatly...on top of rocks

>Clusters of missing people in national parks under similar circumstances with similarly odd results.

I don't go hiking anymore

>>79653015
>>people go missing in clusters
So you're safe alone, keep hiking.

>>79653015
THIS IS MY HOLE

>>79653054
nice try skinwalker

>>79649936
is this a jojo reference?

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>penguin start to act weird
>will insist to go to the mountains
>specialist says that it means certain death
MHM

>>79653054
Just to clarify what I meant. It's usually lone hunters / hikers that disappear within certain areas

This results in the clusters.

From what I have read since, people in groups still go missing, although it's usually only one person of the group.

Here if you are interested

https://www.youtube.com/user/canammissingproject

>>79649390
>two years ago
>have this girl I think really likes me
>long story short it ends as you think
>I feel restless staying at home can only think of her
>Have nothing to do
>I walk outside
I ended up going 10 miles on foot. I got so badly sunburned my nose peeled. Sometimes you just need to go

>>79652971
the existing dried shit gets me every time

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>>79653015
I've recently got into hiking why do you do this to me goddamn it

>>79650679
I kept expecting the baboon to smash the gazelle's throat at once and end the suffering, but he juat kept bibbling at the legs and removing organs

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>>79652971
>Mfw
>My face notinc that he was alredy covered in shti

what the fuck lads.

What should I do against the that feeling of melancholia?

>>79653140
Holy shit. What if whatever draws the penguin toward the Mountain is what's making these people go missing? Spooky shit my man

>>79650041
DID YOU JUST SAY BLOB?

>>79650519
>tuesday in australia

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>>79649660
I actually did this once too with a friend of mine. The tunnels got progressively tighter as we went through. Honestly, I wasn't scared at all at the time, except for the fact there were cockroaches fucking EVERYWHERE.

Looking back on it though, since it was used for drainage, and we were crawling through tight spaces, we could have easily gotten stuck and drowned if it started raining. Scares the shit out of me looking back.

I feel like most people have at least one life experience where they would be fucking dead were it not for sheer luck.

>>79653140
>Check out this dude's twitter to see any updates
>It's all UFO shit and activating your almonds

So is that what all this about? Or is it just true crime stuff?

>>79653299
Watch Melancholia, after you watch Synecdoche, New York

>>79653507
>quarter mile of crawling on stomach in either direction
>water starts rising

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>>79650059
jesus

>>79653206
Should be a word for this like Forest Gump syndrome or some shit

>>79649390
You're not seeing the other half of this story. Once they get into the mountains and start working their way into the tunnels dug by the shoggoths, they begin the next phase of growth. They grow much larger and become more adapted to a darker existence.

>>79652971
This just hurts me. It's painfull. This bird is the ultimate cuck. I don't know if he ever fought, but still, to just sit there and accept your fate as the designated shitting bird... Life is cruel for the weak.

>>79649861
recently at some famous greek mythological site and scared the shit out of my family because I started walking down this ravine and when I got back I'd been gone 8 hours. It was shaded so it the light was constant but I swear I wasn't that long.

>>79650059
You do understand that in the nature those dead chicks are either kicked out of the nest out or eaten by their sisters or parents. Just go watch some nest cams with bird of preys that have 3 chicks or more, they'll always go down to max 2 chicks and the dead corpses either layabout with the other chicks picking them or they get kicked out.

>>79649390
>Constant brutal penguin fights
>Wife is constantly looking for another penguin to mate with while you are fishing
>Fellow penguins will watch passively as other penguins are brutally raped by seals

His actions were entirely rational

>>79649936

Dunston Checks 'er Out

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>>79649390

There's a portal to the anime world over yonder and that penguin is the only one that know it.

THAT'S what they're doing in Antarctica.

animals are dumb

>>79652447
Pretty underrated

>>79650771
where is the damn moose anon, is this a trick?

>>79654983
no i swear there was a moose there dont know why he doest show up ;_;

>>79649936
>BLACKED.com

>>79654657

>tfw to smart to live

>>79650842

>("Mean Girls Day")

>>79654109
You shouldnt feel bad for them, or you will become them.

>>79654657
Literally has nothing to do with this

>>79649744
Close, it's maybe one in 10,000 if that, and is probably a mutation. It's also completely harmful and serves no real purpose, clearly.

>>79649936
YOU MAD WHIT BOI?!

>>79650059
is this bird crying or raping the corpse?

>>79655269
Shut the FUCK up namefag

>>79650946
now THIS is what I call a good thread!

>>79649994

Damm Chloe look like that?!

>>79650857
Haha, don't Be silly, anon.
I wouldn't worry about it

>>79655253
Are you dumb ?

>>79655269
>serves no real purpose
so none of the human exploring served any purpose as well? you missed the theme of the movie, penguin was the same as human explorers and scientists that come to antarctica

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>>79654109
>designated shitting bird

>>79650857
skinwalker eh? I wouldnt worry about it

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>>79655608
Fucking underrated.

>>79654615
Underrated.

>>79651523
i will never forget the penguin.

>>79650857
i'm not a skinwalker but everybody knows skin walkers are not real, right?

>>79655671
Learn to read, mongrel.

>>79655834
Caspere KNEW

>>79653679
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/this-britain/what-lies-beneath-mossdale-caving-disaster-794268.html
:^)

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>>79649660

>these stories of randomly exploring drainage pipes, and hiking alone and far away
Jesus

i loved this thread

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>>79652209
Huh. Just now realized that it's a bipedal giant sperm, trying to desperately to get to Heather, symbolizing her impregnation by unseen forces to give birth to God in her image.

Symbolism man...

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>>79650059

>>79655608
kek

>>79656513
actually, it's a giant bipedal jew. You see, heather represents foreskin in the game, whereas the enemies are all people trying to kill her. Thank you for reading my dissertation

>no one has posted pic of dude that died in nutty putty cave being stuck upside down for several days

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>>79650059

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>>79649390

>see cameraman
>have existential crisis
>leave behind all you've ever known to explore the great beyond

>>79652971
>designated shitting peng

>>79656141

Holy shit what was this cartoon
I remember seeing like 15 years ago

>>79649936
srsly Jesus Christ what is this from?

>>79650850

Kanye sampled it in mbdtf, I'd recognize that blame game progression anywhere

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>>79649660
>>79649861
I am ready bros. Take me to the tunnels.

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nm

>>79650059
>>79650059
Found the source for anyone interested

>>79652874
Thanks anon

>>79650059
>>79650059
Found the source for anyone interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYEpFE8n14I&list=PL0-7F1kaaUC_0XvG3RF6a9J0D3_-h8Fxh&index=4

>>79652874
Thanks anon

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>>79651285
Thanks for this, Anon.

>>79653507
>I feel like most people have at least one life experience where they would be fucking dead were it not for sheer luck.

I have that at least once a year. Impatience is a really annoying trait

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>>79650059

>>79649994
does this cat even lift?

>>79649861
if you get eaten and raped by the tiger can i have your pogo stick yes or no?

>>79649994
T H I C C

>>79655335
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

>"AAAAAAH I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK HIM AAAAH"

>"THIS IS WHAT YOU GET AAAAAH, AAAAAAAAAH"


>"FUCKING WHOOOOOOORE"


>"AAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA"

>*more loud sobs and thrusts*

KINO
I
N
O

>>79654109
>>79652971

If I remember correctly it's the mother of the penguin who does that. The penguin that gets shit on is basically a NEET, refusing to leave its nest. By shitting on it they try to force it into the water

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>>79654109
>designated shitting bird

>>79657950
Yeah, I know. My mom started doing this a couple of months ago.

Comfiest thread in weeks

>>79657991
You Romanian?

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>>79658030
Penguin threads are always comfy.

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>>79658047

>>79650721
spitroast

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>>79658089
Yeah, but the creepy element ITT also helps

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>>79650771
There isn't a fucknig moose is there?

>>79658106
I fucking knew it. Fucking madman.

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>>79658151
i promise there is but i dont think the picture turned out good enough to see it ;_;
have goats instead

>>79658131
Spiders are NOT comfy. Fuck off with that shit. Gods pcp nightmare.

>>79649660
Cowabunga dude. Totally radical.

>>79650771
Isn't this the cunt?

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>>79658225
forgot pic

>>79658242
think so but its hardd to tell

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>>79650059

>>79658242
There's nothing there buddy

>mfw I spent some valuable minutes looking for this fuckig moose in the trees
:^\

>>79649660
Fug man that sounds pretty radical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6LSuM3BhI

>>79657715
Seems to me the chick died out of heat exhaustion, considering that the parent bird keeps panting all the time in order to manage heat.

>>79650480
Cold blooded

>>79649936
you just know.

>>79650771
NYCfag here I cant remember the last time I've been in a geniune forest like that but now I see why they can seem so spooky and unsettling, you can't see shit ahead of you, tree limbs and shrubbery and tall grass, trees towering over you in all directions holy shit its easier to get lost there than I thought, now at night especially.

>>79658453
Man that's brutal. Can you imagine the pain that poor creature must've been in? Jesus.

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>>79658585
there was a trail but the moose was off to the side
found a better pic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLSm-Sbu0o&t=57s

>>79658647
Aww look at that horse, all comfy in the forest, lets sneak up for a closer look at its majestic beau

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really comfy in the mountains

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>its an /out/ thread on /tv/

>>79658729
Yeahp. Those are some comfy rabbits's you gots there, anon.

>>79649660
I know how you feel, the other day I saw this hole in the side of a mountain and it looked like it was made just for me.

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>>79650059

>>79658647
You just reminded me of this so I thought I would post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNYJG2Fh78w

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>>79658698
I like mountains

>I have to raise my wife's robot son

https://youtu.be/4vg0WTRbe4E

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>>79650059

>>79653015
Woah man cool story! Not sure if what you say is eeal though, haha! You should visit the area again any time this weekend to double check!

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>>79650059

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>>79649390

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>>79658242
Nah m8 it's right here

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>>79649390
Post best SAP memes

>>79649936
That's the chick from Adventures in Babysitting.

Elizabeth Shue.

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>>79659305

>>79659465
>FunnyFB.com
the fuck is this shit?

>>79650388
in 5th grade we each had to choose a picture from the book and write a short story and this was mine

>tfw spending whole life in Appalachia
>tfw mountains and undisturbed nature everywhere
>Tfw even the cities here look like they're having to strain just to barely stave nature off, lots of them are completely hidden by hills, mountains, and trees until you're right outside of them
>tfw some people openly express a next to suicidal wanderlust, claiming they want to walk into the forest and never return
>tfw you can almost fucking hear it sometimes

There's something in us, I know it. Something that wants to go back. Something that understands completely that we have completely fucked the order of how the earth was supposed to develop. Or maybe it's something that wants to prove that even without all our tech, we can still come out on top.

>>79658467
Description says it fell and tumbled 8 stories,rescuers grabbed him and just threw him back in there for some reason

Birds got some weak ass hollow bones, thing probably got fucked up.

>>79649936
Sauce?

>>79649390

>When /tv/ does a better /x/ thread than /x/ itself.
But that seems to be every board these days.

>>79649936
I've always wanted to know what movie this is from and what happened after this webm

>>79659743
/tv/ is a special board. We do better, comfier threads than a lot of boards

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>>79659384
So she was looking in the mirror, I suppose.

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>>79649936
It doesn't get much more obvious than this.

>>79650059
>i feel nothing

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>>79652447
fuck

>>79658242
yeah he's using tactical camouflage that's why you can't see it. must be a norwegian moose because they have all that fishoil in their water supply

>>79649936
daniel-san-gets-cucked.webm

>>79650041
>Stupid faggoty kid walks through hazardous woods without proper weapons, training, or even common sense.

It would serve you right if you got mauled, you moron.

>>79650041
If you are going walking in Big Cat country wear something that looks like eyes on your back. They will be more hesitant to attack if they think you are watching them

>>79649390
why not?

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>>79651157
rip crab bro

>>79649994
I wanna fugg that fat ass.

>>79660394
probably

>>79660442
I might try that. There probably aren't any actual mountain lions out there though, too close to people I hope. Going out again today, I'm going to bring my camera and film it.

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>>79652447

>>79660459
10/10

Should have been the first post( but the actual first post was pretty great too)

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>>79649936
They're just like us.

>>79657950
Robot life is tough.

>>79649413
Star trek undiscovered artic country crossover when??

>>79660661
but what do monkeys think about weed prohibition?

>>79660756
pull that up Jamie

>>79649744
it's the im going to make up some bullshit reason and give it bullshit causation episode

seen this one before m8s

>>79650110
I just realized I have some south american smuggler's machete so I'm going to bring that along with me

>>79650153
pretty sure I could hurt it with a machete. I just tried it out for sharpness and it cut an orange I threw into the air in half

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Geologist here.
Did fieldwork in the boonies in Montana.

We saw a bunch of elk and deer fairly close. Was amazing. Also saw a badger but it just ran away. We got chased by hornets, that was fun.

>>79655735
It doesn't serve purpose in the propagation of genes.

But it serves personal purpose. Some are born to fuck. Some are born to conquer. Others are born to wander.

and some are born to waste their lives on chinese shitposting boards

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>>79659514
Holy hell me too, I did the one with the cruise ship crashing into the city or something

>>79656513
Actually it's a giant cervix

>>79660850
>It doesn't serve purpose in the propagation of genes

Not for that particular individual, it could help the rest of the group though.

>>79650059
Lol fuck birds

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>>79657715
>>79652874
>>79650059

https://youtu.be/F9hagVL-__c

>>79660811
Lol good luck trying to get enough leverage to swing that while it's chewing your neck. A stabby knife is better protection, or even better learn how to avoid confrontations with them in the first place.

>>79660616
Mountain Lions are very solitary and if you live in even a slightly large town they would only be around in the most desperate of time. This of course make them that much more dangerous

>>79649994
haha round boy

>>79661338
I'm bringing both a machete and a smaller knife. And obviously yes I'd rather try to scare it off but the knife+machete makes me feel better.

>>79661362
Well there's plenty of deer in the area so I hope it's not too desperate, if there is one.

>>79658729
Some anon recommended to play this as background music to your WebM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHSRv4Hsxn0

>>79650059
don't cry birdo :^(

>>79650059
IM ACTING

>>79662203
Leo isn't that good.