>steel drums start playing My penis...It's getting harder!

>>79646889
Man when I think of the vanilla things like girls flashing I used to fap to compared to what I fap to now I wonder at how innocent I used to be.

Haha me and my buddies used to suck each other off when these commercials came on and we would blow our loads all across the room. Good times

>>79646939
back in middle school i would literally look up "big boobs" on the internet and just jerk it

shits foreign to me

>>79646939
iktf

>>79646939
>>79646946
where does the time go?

Jesus Christ that brings me back.

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>>79646889
>those episodes where they'd get identical twins to make out

That's so fucked up now that I think about it.

>>79646939
>tfw almost broke into neighbors car for a cd with a cover of a girl in a bra
>tfw fapping to One Piece hentai

I'm such a fucked up PoS these days

>>79646939
We've really been spoiled by internet porn havent we? Carl was right, it has to be friggin bananas to get me interested anymore

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>>79646993

>laying in bed past midnight
>it's a school night
>watching comedy central
>your dick is out
>hand at the ready
WARNING

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Cant fuck with Doggy Style though

>>79647038
Think about modern kids who haven't had that transition period. Little kids playing on their tablets can access hardcore porn at anytime in the privacy of their own rooms with headphones on.

>>79647038
Law of Diminishing Returns

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>>79646939
>>79647019
>>79647038
It's not too late to quit, guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hx-p9Wr6xg0

>tfw someone probably got rich off this shit
>tfw these roasties are probably in their 30s

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>>79647058
mah nigga

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I'd stay up late waiting for this to come on desu

Didn't even masturbate yet at that point. Still wanted to see it tho.

>>79646946
Not only are you a faggot, but you literally sucked your friend off. That's fucking weird as shit. You probably are a low life piece of shit. Into the oven.

>>79646974
I would google "Trish Stratus" and then jerk it to her pics and then meticulously delete the form and browsing history.

I remember this awesome site called "hallpass" that had like vids and games which is dead now that had lots of tit vids like Keeley Hazell shoots and stuff. Good times.

>>79647091
>>tfw someone probably got rich off this shit
No, I think he got bankrupt.

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>>79646939

>Youth, stealing a copy of your dad's Heavy Metal magazine and jerking off like a fiend
>Teenage years, loading up the Duke Nukem 3D editor because it didn't check for the parental lock and you can look at pixelated animated boobs
>Modern day, downloading hardcore snuff porn and incest at the speed of light from around the world

It's pretty weird to think about.

Man, I remember getting in trouble for having one of these commercials on tv after I fell asleep with my eyes open once.

>>79647120
>Trish Stratus
>not Torrie Wilson

>watching softcore porn with the volume at the threshold of hearing
>one hand in my dick, one hand on the channel jump button
>interrupting my fapping whenever the slightest sound is heard

Good times.

>>79647128
Yep fled to Mexico to avoid arrest. Must have been a hell of a ride for those first few years of GGW though.

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>>79647134
>be 12 yo me
>literally discover fapping my rubbing my dick on my bed face-down thinking of some bitch from a shampoo commercial

>be 24 yo me
>can't get off without a bad-dragon dildo 16 inches into my ass with my balls in a vice and my cock and nipples hooked up to a pumping machine and slowly asphyxiating myself with a plastic bag and dildo gag in my mouth while watching POV CGhentai depicting elf girls being raped to death by monsters with serrated cocks and Yakuza punishment snuff porn

>>79647235
Your progression has been much more severe than my own. I only started looking at hardcore a few years ago and still look at doujins.

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>>79647219
>one hand in my dick

>>79647219
i developed supersonic hearing by doing that

>>79647235
>Yakuza punishment snuff porn

You son of a bitch, I've only seen a webbum or two and never got any actual videos of it.

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>>79646889
>americucks

>>79646889
I had completely forgotten about these commercials until I watched the Curb episode with it

>age 12
>masturbate to a woman's shoulders when there's a post coitus scene on network television

>age 32
>dual monitor setup playing incest roleplay porn on one screen and rape play on the other, both on mute while listening to some cunt from an fsa thread on /soc/ pretend she's jerking off her dad

What a time to be alive

>sex in the city
>TV MA,Okay time to fap
>any minute now
>where are the tits?
>god damn it I've been had!

>>79647219
God this was so me. I had a shitty door without a lock and had parents who were just down the hall (who often had to get up to piss in the middle of the night). Im half convinced the risk of getting caught jerking it was half the fun

All you have to do to get your sensitivity back is to go cold turkey for a few months. I worked on a fishing boat in Alaska one summer and when I got back women in tank tops were enough to give me wood.

>>79647235
You are not even memeing, you are really a faggot. Homosexuality is a result of brainwashing your mind with media and the internet. Porn turns people into faggots.

>>79647355
Cold turkey as in no porn or no fap?

>>79647235
>literally discover fapping my rubbing my dick on my bed face-down thinking of some bitch from a shampoo commercial

This is me at age 28 except for the face down thing. I can't get off to porn anymore and I could never get into the extremely exotic stuff. Incest and all that weird Jap shit, I did that. Like it just doesn't get me hard at all. I look at it and nothing. Only thing that gets me off is the most beautiful of women or girls and you can't find that in porn.

>>79647355
>a few months

>>79647348
>I had a shitty door without a lock and had parents who were just down the hall (who often had to get up to piss in the middle of the night).

Same

And nothing has changed ;_;

>>79647058
This

>pre-teen me
>instant cum from bra pic in target ad

>now
>1 hour of constant searching for anything to even give me half a chub

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>young me
>stay up long enough to watch shit like Nuke Em High and Chopping Mall
>"who the hell are these people"
>"that guy sounds like he parrot from Aladdin"
>"just play the stupid movie already"
>never realized until way later what I was missing
Who remember?

>>79647058
This is by far the greatest post I've ever seen on this board

>>79647368
The former for sure and the latter if you can manage it. I didn't masturbate for something like two months because I was basically sleeping on the top shelf of a bunk bed with someone underneath me but my balls eventually became so blue that I couldn't help it. I just used a sock and crammed it way at the bottom of my sea bag.

>>79647390
Yep.

anyone else become adept in computer usage as a result of having to to hide your porn browsing habits from family growing up?

[glass breaks]

>>79646974
I used to google "illesbean" because my friends always talked about how that was the best porn, but I didn't know how to spell it

Never found it

>>79649115
Like what... learning how to delete your browser history? It really doesn't take much.

god I miss enjoyable teenage masturbation.

adult post-virginity fapping just makes me depressed

>>79649115
haha yea I manually broke the speaker on my modem so it wouldnt do the dial tone out loud and I learned how to use shortcut commands

>>79649223
I got a prostitute was i was in LA and I couldn't get it up to fuck her because I masturbate so much for so long between being able to have sex that it gave me brain damage or something and now my brain is wired wrong.

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>>79646889
>be 13

>Would time it so woke up Saturday morning just in time to watch Saved by the Bell

>Spank the morning wood to Kelly Kapowski

Such simple innocent times

>>79647025
So long as it's Robin it's fine

>>79647519
stop fapping for a week and you'll probably get hard at anything

>>79649538
I find the opposite. If I go a week without fapping I wind up having less urge to fap not more as if my cock just completely disengaged.

>>79647153
>>79647120
Anyone else stealth fap to Chyna's playboy pictures?

>up late watching some shitty stand up special on comedy central with my older sister
>GGW commercial comes on

Dead silence.

>ITT: Things you fapped as a lad to before you discovered internet porn

>Heartbreakers
>American Pie 1/2
>What Women Want (the 1 scene where Mel fucks the hot chick from the Sopranos)
>Degrassi (the ep where Manny grinds on Craig)
>Sopranos sex scenes
>Nip/tuck sex scenes
>Blind Date (particularly desperate times)

>>79647219
THIS Holy shit

I would jump to the history channel

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The first time I ever tried searching for porn, I typed "pictures of men and women having sex".

>>79649493
It's Chopper x Zolo

>>79646939
>tfw innocuously downloading kiddie porn in the early internet days since I was a 12/13 year old searching for 12/13 yo shit on torrents

Thank fuck I'm not growing up in today's world.

>>79649765
>random HBO shows
>Lingerie ads
>literally nothing

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>>79646974
mfw I didn't even have dial up when I was in middle school

The first time I ever searched for porn on he internet I typed "naked ladies" into the google search bar.

Nothing came up, so I thought "NAKED LADIES" would work better. It didn't, so I jerked off to HBO latenight instead.

>>79649765
Those Cathouse specials on HBO were prime early 2000's 1am fap kino

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>>79646939
>Porn is now incredible and instantly streaming now that I'm too old to actually enjoy it

Data, Mister Darvison

Blowing up the food

Take out for lunch, Pete?

A

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Fasdf

>>79647264
I hope you're joking
that's not real, right?

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>mfw was 13 and only looked up softcore erotica vids or titplay vids on video sites because vaginas were weird

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>Accidentally stumbled across porn at FIVE years old
>Didn't jerk off but for some reason really enjoyed watching it, got a weird kinda high off it
>18 years old I'm a fucking sexual fiend with fetishes that would make a pornstar cry
>Read that kids who are introduced to sexuality too early tend to end up like this

Just another statistic.

>>79647058

this made me kek very hard

>>79650156
meant 18 years later*
I'm 24

>>79650047
A fairly famous webbum of it gets posted on /tv/ sometimes of a girl getting a garden hose rammed down her throat and choked with water and shit. They're not really as bad as Mexican/South American cartels and shit but basically if you do something to piss off theJap mobsters they'll take your sister, wife, daughter, etc close female relation and rape her and do humiliating things to her and in extreme cases kill her and film it all.

The garden hose one is pretty hot. Japs really know how to make a girl's misery get your dick hard. Cartels just fucking cut people's hands and faces off or rip their bowels inside out through their ass and that's just gross desu. Although at my rate of degeneracy maybe in a couple years liveleak will be my porn site who knows.

>>79649765

early mandy moore and britney spears music videos which i recorded on vhs from TRL

>limewire
>cp
>real obscure shit you will never ever find again

>>79650248
>Back when I was 13 or so I would try to google porn of other girls my age

I really wonder how the FBI never came knocking

>Could access internet porn on family computer, but had to wait for no one to be home as the screen was in a high visibility area
>Solution: late at night print out physical photos of internet porn and stash them

Seriously like just photos of tits

>Didn't know to clear history
>Was so young I would just type "A boy needs sex" and shit like that in the search bar
>Heard my mom discussing it with my dad one night asking if it was him

They never brought it up to me but I was so embarassed.

>>79650248
>real obscure shit you will never ever find again

Man, there was so many great video sharing sites before youtube that had content just on them people would upload. NSFW content but not straight up porn, like lewd cartoons or a girl playingwith her tits on cam or dancing for webcam. Never to be seen again. I remember this one Carmen girl who did Big Tits and Sexy Dance +18 to "Promiscuous Girl". Classic vid, and part 2. All these memories, rain, tears.

>>79650298
>>Solution: late at night print out physical photos of internet porn and stash them

My fucking friend this and his mom happened to find them when I was hanging out and we both got in trouble for it. I didn't even fucking know he had em

>>79650289
kek your dad'd be arrested.

>N-no officer it was my son googling "13 year old dick sucking pov" not me! Son tell him!

>Find 4chan at early age (2006, was in 6th grade)
>Browsing /b/ after school, find one of those "anime girls arranged in order of tit size" pics
>Open it, very enjoyable for me at that age
>Oh shit here comes mom
>Hide the browser with lightning keystrokes
>Mom sees nothing, makes some conversation while she looks for something
>Decide to purge evidence in case she wanted to use the computer, close the browser from the dock (it was an old imac)
>Fucking safari suddenly brings all the windows back up with a "you have multiple windows open, are you sure you want to quit" message
>Anime tits in full view
>Panic, click the box that allows me to close the browser
>Miraculously this all happened when my mom's back was turned, and I killed the window right before the monitor was back in her line of sight

Scared me enough that I stopped browsing 4chan while she was still awake. For a while.

>>79650156
>Read that kids who are introduced to sexuality too early tend to end up like this
Fuck. So that's why.

>dad walked in on me watching Man Show
>accused me of masturbating in the bathroom because I'd spend so much time in there
>it was only because I had a nervous colon and couldn't shit because of the fear of people knocking on the door
>eventually had my first fap to a Magnum magazine because he kept accusing me of it and it frustrated me

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>spend 2 hours download blowjob.avi
>it's a gay blowjob

>I was into girls giving blowjobs to horses when I was 14-15

whew

All those times I'd try to download some Allysin Chaines or Katie Morgan scenes from lime wire in 2003 and would accidentally get that fucking bill Clinton impersonator or r@ygold shit. The Internet really was the Wild West until like 2005.

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>Used to go www.boobs.com and fap to the free previews
>used to go to Playboy and play Playmate strip poker flash game and fap

>Now I fap to only kink.com hardcoregangbangs and sexandsubmission

>>79650156
oh, so that's why I can only jerk it to asphyxiation and urination vids now

>>79650753
>Look up literally anything
>Top result is "Hot 13 year old cums on huge dick"

I might be paraphrasing but it was definitely something like that

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>>79650684
>spend 2 hours downloading it
>what am I supposed to do, not fap to it?

>>79647323
Lmao.

That was me. Theres no worse feeling that wanting to fap, but all you can watch is some chick tv show.

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>>79650289
H-hahaha yeah

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>>79650684

>>79650550
>tfw learned what masturbation was from the Man Show
>Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla taught me how to jerk it

>>79650865
I came for the first time to hot girls jumping on trampolines

>>79650865
Dude it took me forever to learn what the word "masturbation" actually referred to.

In school we had all these sex ed videos that all touched on the subject of masturbation, saying something like "masturbation is completely normal", but with no explanation of what masturbation was.

I'd been jerking it for years before I learned that that was masturbation.

>got some shitty smal porn pics on a floppy disk from my cousin
>kept it like a treasure

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>>79649765
I would fap to my grandmas novelas both the books and the sex scenes on tv. Aside from that, Blanca Soto in this issue of Maxim I stole from my older cousin was probably the thing I fapped to the most until I got a psp that I could use to leech internet from the neighbors.

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thank you based canada

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>mfw rewinding the Jessica Simpson stripping scene in Dukes of Hazzard and slowmoing it over and over
>mfw rewinding and pausing slave Leia on VHS years before when my parents weren't home

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>>79646889
>watching Comedy Central late at night with mother years ago
>Girls Gone Wild commercial comes on

Also,
>Error: This image cannot be uploaded because it is the subject of a copyright infringement claim. Please refrain from posting it.
What the fuck is this shit, Hiroshima?

>>79650430
>just around the time i first started fapping to porn
>on the computer in the basement jerking it to the playboy free previews or some shit
>hear mom's footsteps coming down the stairs
>oh shit, better close the windows quick
>hit the X
>trash computer freezes up
>OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>mom's footsteps are nearing the bottom
>mash on the mouse, the window still won't close
>she's rounding the corner
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST TAKE THE WHEEL
>the window FINALLY disappears
>thank fucking god
>mom's walking over
>glance back at the screen
>"HOT TEEN PORN" is still entered into the search bar
>too late to close it
>ITSHAPPENING.exe
>conspicuously lean my hand up against the screen in a panic to block the words
>mom reaches the desk, gives me a weird look
>"what are you doing, anon?"
>"what do you mean?"
>trying my best to blindly click in the search box and delete the text without looking
>"is there something you don't want me to see under there?"
>oh fuck she knows
>dejectedly remove my hand, ready to face the wrath
>look back at the screen
>somehow I was miraculously able to delete the text in time
>she squints her eyes suspiciously and walks away
>holy fuuuuuuuuuuuucking shit
Looking back I feel like she probably knew but didn't want to make an awkward accusation. Damn near had a premature heart attack, though.

>>79651130
>Hiroshima?

That started happening when moot was still in charge.

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>>79651013
latin lover was also good for fappage
god bless showcase

>>79651013
Oh yeah, I loved that.

>>79647058
I miss the old days

>>79651130
What? How does it even know? What did you try to post?

>>79651149
>Be young and naive
>See an episode of the fucking Carlos Mencia show on comedy central that included a joke about necrophilia
>Didn't know what that word meant at the time
>Google it, read definition, close browser, think nothing of it
>Later, mom is using computer
>Types "n" into google, recent searches shows "necrophilia" as latest result
>Mom freaks out, storms through house trying to find out who googled necrophilia and why

>>79651191
and even if theres something you cant post couldnt you just slightly alter it in mspaint or whatever

>>79651191
Literally just a larger version of that image.

>>79651149
>be horny preteen
>want to jerk to porn but too afraid to do it on the family computer in the living room
>instead print out pictures and sneak them into the shower with me
>jerk off to them in there
>let the water ruin the paper when finished
>crumble it into a tiny mushy ball
>stuff it in the bottom of the trash can
Truly a foolproof plan.

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>Watching Comedy central late night
>Before I go to bed I change the channel
>Then change it again so the previous channel button wouldn't betray me

>>79646889
>mom had comedy central and any other relevant channels blocked with parental controls
>still had the urge to get my fill of late night lewd television
>turn on the TV after midnight
>open channel guide
>scroll down into the 800s
>jerk off to the descriptions of all the porn channels
Damn, i was a desperate kid.

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>>79651283

>>79651353

Wow, now that's one I haven't heard before. That's great

I used to fap to fashion shows and music videos

>>79647519
>be me at 24 now
>cum in only 15 seconds as soon as I start pumping
What's the matter with me

>>79651480

>Cum either in 1 minute or 1.5 hours

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Don't know if it's been posted yet, but here you go.

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>>79651497
THATS NOT WHAT WE FAPPED TO! WHERE'S THE CENSORED VERSION?!!

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>be me as a young teen
>fap fap fap
>hear a parent walking close to door
>"FUCK THIS SHIT IMMA FINISH"
>Burst a loud right as soon as my door opens and I quickly cover myself
>"Are you asleep yet anon"

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>be mid 2000s
>worked as ggw camera man a few years prior
>girl i'm seeing finds out
>so appauled she wants nothing to do with me anymore
>start seeing each other again some months later
>get the impression she forgot why we ever stopped
>at her place one night
>around 2am, in bed watching some syndicated sitcom
>steel drums
>mfw

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>>79651497
>>79651525
Hands down the best tits on that top tits countdown. Close 2nd is the actual 2nd place brunette girl if I remember. And a close 3rd is some blonde chick on the beach. Her tits were huge and she had a smaller fitted friend beside her and they completely ignored the friend. Shit was funny.

>>79651497
>be in 30s
>exclusively fap to simple stuff like this
What am I doing right?

>>79651936

Being a boring old man who is stuck living as a teenager

>>79650215
I thought that was from a jap porn company similar to girlsdoporn, but the girls who signed up didn't read the contract saying they could do stuff like hose them and ended up having no say against it

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>parents and all adults say never to dial 911 unless its an emergency
>dial 911 to see what happens

I couldn't have been the only one

>>79652043
You say that like it's a bad thing.

I FRIGGIN LOVE STEEL DRUMS!

>>79652143

But you asked what you were doing right

>>79646939
tfw i have high T so standard porn and victorias secret fashion show videos are still as good as they ever were

>>79652188
Please tell me you're meming. High T has absolutely nothing to due with porn preference.

i jack it to scat and vomit on the regular... is it too late for me?

>>79652229
Nah, stop now before you start fantasizing about murdering someone and eating their corpse.

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>>79652188
>victorias secret
In the 90's it was like xmas if I got to the mail before my mom and one of those was in it.

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>parents leave me in a hotel room alone so they can go get drunk
>left the TV on in their room
>the L Word comes one
>fap with complementary hand lotion while sqating on a bidet

>>79649765
>Fast Times at Ridgemont High
>The hottub scene from Austin Powers
>Kirstin Dunts' wet boobs in Spider-Man

>>79652282
i fap to VS shows more than i do to porn because i prefer supermodel looking women

>>79652378
Are VS girls today even any good? Back then they were really top shelf pieces of ass and I struggle to think of anyone today who can even compete.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs

>>79646939
>he became a degenerate

Nice will power fag boy

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>mfw showcase played europorn nightly in canada since the late 80s

>>79652282
Oh man, Stephanie Seymour's playboy mags that I found in the attic....those breasts are damn near perfect.

But yes, 1995,1996 victoria's secret catalogs never reached the intended recipitant in my house.

>>79649915
I know that feel, was deeply confused as to why i couldn't find any when adults had a ton of stuff.

>>79646939

>be 11/12
>mom picks me up from school
>stops at a red light
>I see a ripped page of some lingerie catalogue laying in a puddle next to the road
>fap like a beast when home
>I spend the rest of the afternoon walking back to that spot, trying too find the page again, with no luck

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>That moment you found bangbros.com around 2005 and fapped till your dick hurt just to the previews

>>79652555
their content is shit these days

>>79652598
all mexicans and blacks...they can't afford white girls

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>>79646939

>didn't even learn how to masturbate till 14
>started off jerking it to hentai games on Newgrounds with the rare occasional live action stuff
>only started off jerking it to softcore stuff of static images of girls in bikinis and in their underwear because I thought vaginas and a lot of female nipples looked weird at the time

As awkward and weird as we were 5-10 years ago, just remember that there are kids out there today jerking off to Minecraft porn.

>>79652418
bella hadid

>>79652418
Candice

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Why are porn threads so comfy lads?
Why do the jannys always delete them?

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>>79650735
M-me too.
Thank fuck I grew out of it.

>>79653038
1. through dick, unity
2. because they're fun

>>79646939
Don't you ever have to take tolerance breaks? I spent a week masturbating to this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f0DKR037PA

after facial abuse videos stopped working for me.

>>79653038
no fun allowed

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>>79650735
These threads always make me feel like a normie in comparison, I just jerked off to Newgrounds flash games at that age.

>>79653101
what game is that picture from, anon

>>79653101

I used to go to this site I think was 2flashgames, they had some great lewd games there

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>>79653114
One of the sex kitten sim dates, don't know which one.

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>>79649811
holy shit

>>79647109
>He thinks brojobs are gay
Wew spotted the fag

>>79646974
Really? I was already balls deep into incest erotica by middle school.

>>79647607
Thats where i first saw "hell comes to frogtown"

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>mfw I've been on 4chan since 2005, probably seen more fucked up shit on the internet than everyone in this thread combined, and my tastes are still extremely vanilla.

Feels good.

>>79653232
you must be dead inside

>>79653232
same, and I feel as ashamed if I fap as I did when I was 13

feels good to still have a soul

>>79653232
Newfag, I've been on since the 4chan bbs in 1986

>>79653337
>He didn't used to listen to /tv/ shitposts on the gramophone.
Wow how new can you be

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>>79653351

>he no paint memes on cave wall

>>79653232
>taste is subjective
really makes you think.

>>79653377
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
To this day nothing makes me rage more than that fucking 9fag LOL face

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>>79653351
>not browsing /k/ cave paintings

>>79653377
I once went to a party at guy's house that had similar walls. I remember a guy offering me some pot out of a ghetto-ass pipe. Like, the pipe was made out of little metal piping

>>79651497
This feels horribly wrong

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>>79649811
Me and a friend typed in boobs.com when we were 11.

It came up with a picture of a chick getting railed in the ass and it traumatised my friend. i found it hot as fuck

>>79647664
>jerking off in basic training
I fucking hated you guys

>>79654004
>basic training

Guess you missed my earlier post about working on a fishing boat in Alaska.

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>reading through this thread.
>reading all these simple work arounds to getting caught with porn, also used them myself.
>realise that I'm more computer literate than all my family put together.
>tfw we will all be able to find out with a few mouse clicks what our children jack off to.

>>79653208

Not everyone was in middle school in 2015

>>79647061
dayum. i love 90's girls

I love that these threads are all about how guys used to jack off 20 years ago or guys having gay experiences at sleepovers while insisting having your friend jerk you off "isn't gay."

>>79646939
Just an exposed thigh, or hard nipples poking through a thin shirt, was enough to get me aroused. I miss those simpler times.

>>79649765
best thing i ever had in those early years was VH1 ACESS ALL AREAS CELEBRITY NIPPLE SLIPS SPECIAL

as the 10 years old mastermind i was, i recorded the episode on VHS and put it into a random simpons episodes case so my mum wont find out

i pressed the pause button to every nipple frame there was and fapped furiously to it everytime my mum left the flat.
glorious times, still have the tape

now its just
>looking for amateur porn in still good quality
>listen to everything before the actual fucking
>skip the BJ
>start masturbating when the fucking starts
>lose interest fastly and skip forward looking if there will be anal
>lose errection because no anal
>jump to the end to see the cumshot
>repeat this process with 3 or more tabs with other videos, but skip the foreplay and just fast click through the fucking
>get sick of it and finished to a scene with the best pussy/titts/fucking shot with a semihard dick
>close all tabs imediatly and feeld disgusted afterwards

fuck internetporn

>>79651936
You crave the thrill of being seen as attractive enough that women will find you attractive because you have never felt it before.

>>79650248
>Bill Clinton

>>79654077
>looking at your childrens porn
maybe dont be a weird fucking pervert, damn you should appreciate why you should let your kids fap in PEACE.

>>79649765
Hannah Montana

>>79651497

Christ, her body is fucking perfect. Jesus. Lord.

>>79650248
It never crossed my mind, but why do people put CP up on Limewire. Was it as a joke, were they sharing it with a group of people and showing them the link personally?

>>79654563

Limewire shared everythign in your download folder
Also nobody cared at that time probably, cops didn't even do shit about "cyber crime"

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>>79646889
Thinking about jacking it to those stupid flash games on new grounds. Anyone every place that one where the 3 green aliens fuck that chick and you gotta frank the dogs?

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>>79654595
>Anyone every place that one where the 3 green aliens fuck that chick and you gotta frank the dogs?

Wut?

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>First time watching porn is some fucked up monster shit. Where the vagina on the asian girl freaked the fuck out
>Fucked me, didnt fap till 18. Did it by tugging on my nutsack till I came
>25, can only fap to fantasies about women being naked in the same room as me or literally more vanilla than that shit, but like 3 times a day.
>TFW aesexuality runs in my family
>TFW no gf

>>79651283

It's good to know that I'm not alone in doing this

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>>79654628
>he's never franked a dog

>>79654595
>playing with dog
>frank him

EVERY GODDAMN TIME

>>79654595
>when you got your boys in the comments telling you the answers to the strip trivia games

>>79653038
There's nothing comfy about blacked threads, though.

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>>79654595
Ganguro Girl was good for a few faps

>>79654628
>>79654706
>>79654721
Trank *
Tranquilize. Go check it out. When I was like 13-14ish it was the shit.

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>>79654751
I played a lot of those Newgrounds dating sims and hentai games, but this was one of the few major ones I never played because I was weirdly racist and wasn't turned on by brown girls. But that's different now.

>>79646889
I just remember downloading a 10/10 girl on girl scene from the sorority sweethearts video, I've never been able to find it again.

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I'm so thankful to have grown up when the internet was blowing up. I don't know how I would be able to handle growing up in my teens, or even pre-teens without the internet. I'd probably be rubbing my dick all over the place like some weirdo as a kid without the internet.

>>79652103
lmao some kid did this at my friends birthday party and his bitch mom made everyone go home

>>79649915
this is how 12 year old me found max hardcore

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>when you go to premium porn sites and fap to the previews

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Wait the boobs you used to fap over where censored? are you memeing me

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>>79654927
oh boy

you know not the magic of random access porn and how fucking intense and great it was in youth without having that shit at your fingertips, it was a gift unlike no other

you don't know about the first time you saw a pair of tits and didn't know why your dick was suddenly stiff and you were feeling light headed, you don't know about swiping the latest victoria's secret from your sisters room and literally blowing loads all over every page as soon as you could actually ejaculate, you don't know about stumbling across tossed porn rags in the woods or on the road, you don't know about capturing that maybe minute long scene in a movie that featured tits or some form of vague sexual happenings, you don't know about waiting 20 minutes for a 640x480 jpeg of jenny mccarthy or pam anderson or carmen electra to load slowly as you fap to every pixel as it displays, you don't know about loading up floppy disks and CD-Rs with p2p porn to sell/trade at school to the poor kids who couldn't afford 56K, you don't know about AOL's adult entertainment, you don't know about seeking out your dad's porn stash and sneaking an issue or two all stealth like, you don't know about beating your dick like it owed you money at 1 and 2 in the damn morning on a fucking school night to phone sex commercials or girls gone wild ads like in OP, you don't know about retaining mental images of girls you crushed on in school all day to fap to when you got home, you don't know about *almost* fucking every girl you dated between the ages of 11-15 with everything from handjobs to proper oral but never actual sex and fapping to the memories of it until you finally lose your virginity when some drunken slut takes advantage of you and you end up regretting not fucking someone you could look back on fondly and fap to JESUS CHRIST I COULD GO ON FOREVER

but, you don't know youngfag, you could never know what those who have come before you know

My first encounter with lewd stuff was the ever glorious scramble channel, half the fun was just trying to catch a glimpse something through the chaos. Once in a while the entire scene would be crystal clear and it felt like you hit the jackpot.

>>79654724

God bless them

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>>79655209
>too scared to look at porn since I used the same computer as my dad
>was content on just masturbating to static images of girls in bikinis

Such a simpler time

>>79649765
I discovered porn long before I started fapping, googling "naked girls" through sheer curiosity when I was 8 years old.

>>79656292
>I discovered porn long before I started fapping

Pretty sure that's everybody

>>79653208
Oh god I still read obscure erotica written by lonely women in their 30s

>>79655774
I WOULD JERK MY PECKER IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY MOM'S CAR WHILE SHE WENT TANNING TO ALL THE FINE ASS SLUTS COMING AND GOING FROM THE BUILDING

i was caught by onlookers multiple times who never said anything to me, but several alerted my mother as she would exit, she wouldn't say much about it but she started leaving me home right around then, i honestly don't remember doing it very often but it must have been frequent looking back, also have some bonus cringe: i would often skateboard in the same plaza before and after the fap, so i would be cruising down the sidewalk with a semi visible jizz stain on my paints without a care in the world them was the days son

i also once partied at the richest kid in school's house for like a week straight with four other bros and we made a nightly thing of skating down mainstreet stark naked at two and three in the morning seeing who could stay erect the longest while maintaining speed and doing stupid tricks we eventually all got arrested for indecent exposure but i meant a 7/10 as a result so it wasn't all bad

>>79656337
Clearly not him since he started fapping before internet porn. I was having fun watching porn before I even knew what fapping is.

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>me and my brother would watch WWF wrestling
>he was older than me so he could stay up later and I had to go to sleep
>he would record it on VHS so I could watch it later
>wake up early one morning
>pop the VHS in expecting to see wrestling
>see some blonde with bright red lipstick devouring what seems to be a giant hot dog
>shut it off instantly
>never bring it up again

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>>79655232

>>79655774
I once jacked off standing up in a gas station Carl's Jr bathroom while facing myself in the mirror when I was 17.
I didn't lock the bathroom properly and a little girl walked in a screamed (single unisex washroom) and ran out.
I left the bathroom a minute later and as I was leaving, the little girl was crying and pointing at me to her parents who were looking at me with disgust.

Anyone here remember limewire? or frostwire? e-mule?

>open limewire
>download a song that is 70mb
>title Do_you_believe_in_love.mp3.exe
>finish downloading
>get virus

A lot of time it was also pizza :( and that weird german incest porn

>>79656701
I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN

>>79647082

;_;

>>79656701

>.mp3.avi.mpeg.exe
>70mb
you mean 30kb?

>>79656722
>you mean 30kb
for viruses yes but not for chesse pizza

At the time I didn't see anything wrong with it. That is seeing people my age doing it. But looking back at it now, I see that if people (police) would have traced my IP then my dad and probably mom would be in jail for something that they didn't do. Funny isn't it.

>newgrounds dress-up games

>>79656788
Honestly, if there were people keeping track of that, they would've clearly known that thousands, if not millions of people were downloading random crap from Limewire.

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>>79656817
I was that one guy who always gave them panties because I thought vaginas looked weird as a kid.

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if you stop masturbating for like three months it kind of resets everything

it's great, I actually got a boner from seeing a woman wear a low cut top yesterday

>>79656360
Hi cloister

I knew about boobies and porno etc from a young age. But it was at 13 i first discovered Hentai, from the official Playstation Magazine non the less running a story about THOSE CRAZY JAPS!

>used to fap to a chick stripping on liveleak
>used to fap to the canadian film youngpeolefucking on my ps2
>rub dick against cushions and cum instantly
>fap to the stip club scene in gta vice city

such simple times man

>>79657147
Hello cats

Back when I first started fapping at a tender age of 12 I jerked it mainly to the pregnancy shows on TLC where they would show the woman in the stirrups and the dr was reaching around in there.

Also the music video for I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace when the chick is naked on her bed.

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>>79655774
I was 13 at the time. I didn't even know about masturbation at the time, but I sometimes I just took my clothes off in bed and had my dick pressed against the sheets because felt good. I just played with my dick and accidentally jerked off and jizzed all over my hand and stomach and was so scared I ran to the bathroom quickly and washed myself off, I didn't masturbate until months later despite it feeling so good the first time, and even then I only did it in the showers.

>>79652668
I'm 26 with a gf and still think vaginas look weird

>middle school
>kid calls all the guys around to the computer
>searches great chest tattoos women
>50th image down has tits in it
I miss those days

>>79657932
this thread is nostalgic and comfy as fuck

>>79657932
At least it didn't turn into stories of boys fucking each other at sleep overs again.

>>79657963
>tfw straight but disgusted by vaginas

I like how they feel on my dick but otherwise no thanks.

>be me
>dad works for computer company in the 80s
>online with prodigy in 90
>The world wide web was just getting started
>search engines didn't exist yet
>Just had to guess about url's
>hope to god it belonged to a webring
Webcrawler was a game changer

>>79650524

http://wmbriggs.com/post/21111/

>>79646939
>tfw used to go to the library to get ecchi manga to jerk off too because my parents never suspected a thing

>>79651013

You're welcome.

>>79658323
When I was five I almost got molested.

Guy at a McDonald's came in while I was in the bathroom (god knows why I was in there alone...thanks, Ma) and locked the door, saying "we need a little privacy in here." I noped the fuck out of there in less than a second.

I wonder, if he molested or raped me...would I have become who Milo is now?

>>79650753
>r@ygold
Based

>>79654751
Shheeeeeeettt I feel old

>be in SciVis comp class at school
>based af stoner teacher didn't give a fuck what we did online as long as work was done
>like 2003 so no restrictions on int really
>every male in class playing ganguro girl
>teacher starts playing
>he's huge into anime as well and fucking beats it in like a day
>starts showing us all the tricks thefuckingmadman.jpg

He was only a temp but kicked ass and ended up getting full promotion to the job. Man that class was epic

>>79658414
if he locked the door how did you get out?

>>79658494
He unlocked the door...

>>79654751
Oh god, every guy in my class would be playing that shit when we were in the IT room.

>>79658494
I can phase through solid objects.

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>>79650114
When I was 13 I only fapped to lesbians because dicks grossed me out.

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When I was 13, I didn't even fap to the thought of penetration, I just jerked off to the thought of hugging a girl while grinding my dick on her panties because I thought putting my dick in her vagina was gross and would hurt.

>First exposure to porn

Watched some softcore playboy shows at about 7 years old, with my dad, nonetheless.
Though don't remember much from it.

>First seen naked woman..

Emmanuel movies, don't know which one - but it had full frontal of a blonde.

>First jerking off (well, not quite jerking, but squeezing foreskin)

At school, don't know the reason. I was in 2nd grade.
That was also my strongest orgasm which I could replicate only about 3-4 times. I am 25 now.

Used to fap to late night shows, which were, basically, softcore porn.
Also, got hooked up on porn when we had some weird latvian reality show. I managed to turn on it just in the moment some guy massaged really huge tits of a girl.
After that usually followed either Tinto Brass movies, or "Joe D'Amato collection".

Also, newgrounds flash games are epic though the first ones I saw on some local site with flash games..
Busted my first nut while groping some maid. Comparing to what I see now it was so fucking vanilla.

Also, first videos downloaded were from DC++. One was (well, the most popular at hubs), IIRC, of Jordan Capri in pink shorts, the other was Sylvia Saint in something purple.

First hentai watched was... Bible black, I think?

>>79658806
Since we're on nostalgie trip, when I was 8, some girl of the same age wanted me to lick her minge, but I punched her in the face because I wanted to dive into 15 y.o. babysitters boobs.

Also, there was one time (well, actually two times) when I went with some random girl to her house, watched Tom and Jerry, while my parents were looking for me all over the town.
It's obvious now that the girl liked me (I was sort of a skinny twink until 12-13 years), but I promised her that next year will visit her (I was spending summer at my grandma at that moment).

The fact that I have never met her again (and didn't even try to look for her) still haunts me.

In retrospective, I think it's such minor shit like this at our childhood that makes us who we are.
Slowly molding us into social outcasts, deviants, and, possibly, psychopaths.

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>Didn't have internet at home while I was in high school (90's)
>Start dl'ing stuff after class
>After a month, go to computer lab, have to sign in to lab with high school barcode library card, principal herself there
>why.jpg
>"someone has been looking at stuff they shouldn't be, anon"
>mfw school instituted new security system because of me

>>79659074
Our IT class got fucking MS excel locked from us because we found that car game on some random panel and did nothing but play that.

>me, 11
>at summer camp
>qt 9/10 14yo is really nice towards me
>she asks me if i've ever masturbated
>"n-no what is it ?" (i was really innocent at that time)
>she jerks me off

We were in the same school but that bitch ignored me after we came back.

>11 years old
>got ds lite internet browser, didnt even think of using it for porn
>had to when my printed furry porn/small boobs giant tits history was almost discovered
>ended sitting in my closet for hour or two going 50 pages deep on google images searching hentai
thats how i found out what guro was too, it was te pic with the gal's vulva being held up to the viewer

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>>79649485
>tfw you watched saved by the bell religiously during 3rd and 4th grade and assumed that high school was exactly like that

It was such a rude awakening freshman year.

>>79649765
Howard stern movie,American pie, anything with breasts showing and I was good to.go.

I remember when I was a kid in grade school we had to go on a computer in the library and go to redlist.org and read about fucking pandas or some shit

I went to redlist.com and I'm pretty sure it was hentai

>>79650967

My dad had maxims in his room. I hunted down the issue with Morgan Webb and that was my fap material for like 2 years

>>79659379
There was a similar thing that happened with Whitehouse.com. People would be searching random sites for a book report on a president and back then whitehouse.com was a porn site

>>79649765
Red Shoe Diaries
True Sex
Bliss
Any cinemax softcore
Undressed
Music Videos
Sometimes even video game magazines
G String Divas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

>playboy and other porn channels get jammed unless you pay for the extra for them
>still jack it all the time to moving masses of pixels vaguely resembling a sex act

>>79646939
I still can get off without hardcore but I always feel like I'm wasting valuable porn time.

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>>79647219
THIS

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>>79659510

my nigga

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>>79659563

>>79659379
Reminds me of a porn site called pandamovies I'd visit 10+ years ago, when all I jerked off to was these 1-2 minute previews from various sites.

>>79659623
>get home from highschool
>sit down right on the fucking living room sofa out in the open
>turn on g4
>just start shamelessly masturbating

>>79650248
>real obscure shit you will never ever find again
>that one video you've jacked to hundreds of times and you will never delete it from your hard drive because you know that every single download link for it has been dead for half a decade now

Megaupload going down fucked a lot of shit up

>>79659626
Lucky me my cable provider didn't jam the signals this much so you could actually sort of tell what was going on. Hell, my dad even used it to check the score on games that were airing on the premium sports channels.

>>79647219
>tfw you mastered hitting the PREV button and going up one channel to prevent parents using PREV against you
>knew buttons on remote better than a blind man knows his name in braille

Imagine what we could accomplish if this was channeled to anything else.

>>79649765
Gameinformer used to have titties back in the 90s and early 00s. That was my go to stuff.

besides groping my sister at night

>>79659717
The absolute insanity of the tricks one would come up with sometimes is astounding.

>>79656485
Something about the end of that story and your picture made me kek

amazing thread

>>79659817
Wish I could remember all of the absolutely insane shit I used to do as a kid after jacking off or obtaining porn in whatever fashion.
If I did remember it though I might lose my mind out of disgust.

>wait 2 days to download a 5-minute porn clip off Kazaa
>it's a virus

>wait 2 days to download 5-minute porn clip
>it's a mislabeled MP3

>wait 2 days to download 5-minute porn clip
>it's r@ygold

>>79656876
I work with kids, better not risk it

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>>79654266
>looking for amateur porn in still good quality
>listen to everything before the actual fucking
>skip the BJ
>start masturbating when the fucking starts
>lose interest fastly and skip forward looking if there will be anal
>lose errection because no anal
>jump to the end to see the cumshot
>repeat this process with 3 or more tabs with other videos, but skip the foreplay and just fast click through the fucking
>get sick of it and finished to a scene with the best pussy/titts/fucking shot with a semihard dick
>close all tabs imediatly and feeld disgusted afterwards

I feel you anon, it's sad we got to this point. I remember opening up a porn site like a sexual buffet, thinking "what will I see today" and now everything is just so fucking boring.

>>79658705
Kek literally me. Welivetogether was my shit
>mfw they still have the old videos in an archive
My dick feels great nostalgia

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>>79653232
>my tastes are still extremely vanilla.
>mfw the most deviant I can go is toe sucking and a fetish for having lipstick marks all over my face and body.

>that first time jerking it to girls gone wild
>first ever orgasm caught me off guard and scared me
>thought I was dying

>>79658771
Same. I didn't even know the vagina was a hole until like 7th grade, so like 12 or 13. I just thought you got naked and humped each other. I didn't really put much thought into what a vagina was, I just knew girls had them

>>79659860
I remember channel jumping late at night trying to find a boob or two and quickly fapping. I was like a fucking sniper finding the right target. Man, the internet spoiled all these boys, in my times fapping material was hard to come by.

>mfw my first orgasm was from humping a big, soft, pikachu plushie
not because I was sexually into it, I just didn't want my dick to touch my actual pillow

>>79647063
the jews

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this game right here

>>79646974
Holy shit, that takes me back. The day I thought to google TOPLESS boobs changed my life. I wish I could relive the electric excitement of seeing nipples for the first time

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>tfw too terrified and paranoid to look for porn on the family computer so spent most of teenage years tapping to my imagination in the shower

I don't know how the fuck I did that, no pictures or anything, just pure fantasy

>>79660797
Stupid bitch kept waking up.

>>79647058
i don't get it

>Found dad's playboy when parents were out
>Hands free ejaculation
>Hips jerking uncontrollably
>Lightning shooting out of my dick
>Couldn't stand up afterward
>Stuffed my underwear in the bottom of the garbage bag and carefully put playboy back

Good times.

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Literally GALLONS of jizz to the videos of keyra augustina on killsometime. You guys don't even understand. GALLONS.OF JIZZ.

>the slideshow
>SOMEBODY TOLD ME
>that mini skirt strip tease video
>GALLONS

>>79647082
Shit greg you got me tearing up now.

>>79647082
I'm working on it right now

have gone from once every day or two to twice in the last 2 weeks

I'm getting there

>>79647082
goddamn i didn't come here to feel

>>79661179
>Keyra
Literally made me an ass man in my younger days.

>>79652515
>I spend the rest of the afternoon walking back to that spot, trying too find the page again, with no luck

kek'd so hard, I could see my young self doing that

>>79661179
>>79662134
is she still around?

>>79647082
... he could have worked as anything else.
Also, why not be a theatrical actor. It's jus a strike that happened.
????????

>>79649765
>>Degrassi (the ep where Manny grinds on Craig)
>not the blue thong scene

poor form desu

>first halloween not trick or treating
>dad suggests we go for a walk around the estate
>pass two girls who ask us for a smoke, sorry don't have any
>glance back as we are walking away and see one of them leaning against the wall to pee
>MUH DICK

>suddenly want to get home and fap
>convince dad we should go back
>walking back down the same path and see a totally different girl dressed as wonder woman pulling up her pants and coming out of the bushes
>MUH FUGGIN DICK

>around the corner from house now
>dad stops to chat to a neighbour as everyone is coming out to look at the bonfire
>glance over at some girls standing near a wall and see one of them squat down
>MUH FUGGIN DICK HOLY SHIIIIT
>get home and cum in like 1 minute

looking back I'm only absolutely certain that wonder woman was taking a piss in the bush but I'm fairly certain the first girl was too. the third girl might not have been considering the sheer amount of people around. At that point that was all that was on my mind.

damn now I have a boner

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>>79650684
>spend 2 hours download blowjob.avi
>it's a gay blowjob

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>>79659552
>Bliss
my motherfuckin nigga

>>79658323
>http://wmbriggs.com/post/21111/

lol is this some anti-gay bullshit?

>>79647082
oh fuck off Greg

>>79655774
First time I jerked it I was in my bathroom and started rubbing my dick on the shower door. Next time I fucked a hole in the wood deck while my family was at church. I was 14. Irish Catholic.

>Be 10, 1992
>Looking for tips for SNES Legend of Zelda
>Live on farm no internet
>Use school internet to bring up Zelda.com
>mfw tits
It was an awakening

>>79661179
thanks for reminding me of this glorious ass