>I have a use for you what do

>pull down my pants

>>79642521
What are you gonna do, stab me?

>>79642521
daily reminder that Hardy's grimdark vanity project has put his production company into bankruptcy and is considered a massive failure

>>79643461
[citation needed]

>>79643461
He has no use for the company anymore.

Him and his dad are now known as writer/producers and can go on to join other projects behind the camera.

It's all part of the plan.

hmmm...nootka...

>>79642521
Mmmh...there appears to be a cholera outbreak in this thread...

>mfw spent the entirety of yesterday nootkaposting in the hmmmthread
>schedule is clear to do it again today

>>79643461

source?

stop making shit up

>>79642521
dude mastermind big guy who crashes crown and company with no survivors lmao

Hardy has proven himself a hack with this

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> find him a fucking ship

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>>79643577
>>79643903

>>79644062
that article was made when it was on what, episode 2 or 3? he'll easily break even with dvd sales and further licensing. plus he doesn't give a shit about the money anyway he just wanted to make this show.

s2 hype

>>79643461
Choose your next words, very carefully

>>79644062
>2 million
He will struggle now, this indie actor.

>>79643461
Yet it's the only thing on TV currently worth watching

how come everything he does is so worthy of memes

>>79644499
I'd like to say CIA did it to him, but taboo has some extremely potent memes in it anyway.

hmmmm
muh nootka
walking angrily
tall hats
muh powdah
MISTAH DELANEE
eye ave a yoos for yew
mumbling

mmmmhmmm

>all the mmmhmm posting made me rewatch episode 7 and count all the mmhmms

>>79643729
bravo

>>79644607
you're FUCKING forgetting about one FUCKING particular meme which FUCKING appears in every FUCKING scene with FUCKING Sir Stuart FUCKING Strange.

Cunt

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>>79644218
Coming to Netflix? Or is it a Netflix series?

this mmhmmm show

was television always this politically correct?
the main characters treats gays and black the same as he would a white
he is also against slavery
and doesnt eat pork, like a good muslim

>>79645285
FUCK OFF!

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Hmmmm.

>>79646648
BBC series, probably gonna be on Netflix later...

>>79643729
What was the point of this scene?

>>79647507
to show he doesn't get to bring friends

>>79647507
It shows that he is not afraid of death and hates himself. He's literally lighting sparks in a room full of gun powder. Did you even watch?

why do brits love to fuck their sisters?

mmmm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKCnSoAMI6

This show looked like it had promise and I gave it a chance but it's fucking awful. The story is all over the place and nothing happens to move anything forward.

mhmm
*eats pidgeon shit*
....ahhhhh....mmm
*tears out your thoat*
nootka...
*telepathically talks to horses*

>>79643060
Dafuq? What, you think he's going to suck your dick?

>>79642521
immediately offer my right thumb as a sign of loyalty

mhmm

>>79646978
No, he's just manipulative and indifferent really.

>>79646978
>against slavery
>literally responsible for killing 240 slaves

>>79649355
what? he was in the slave hold when the boat went down. he is the only one to escape

>>79649407
did you miss the part where he nailed the hold shut on orders from the captain?
"Aye aye captain"

>>79649290
8.5/10

>>79649304
Do you have a very short attention span anon?

hmmmhmm

>>79643461
>>79644062

You've quoted a dailyfail article as source.... and it ALLEGES he made a £2m loss, where are the facts m8? Up your game faggot.

>>79643729
Mr. Delaney, I'm RIP.

>>79649407
>>79649451
And the part where he says he liked it?

>>79647377
Bring me my father's trunk.

>>79646978
He obviously avoids pork because it reminds him so much of the human flesh he gorged on in Africa.

Why didnt the eic just threaten to cut off his dick if he didnt give them up

>>79647377
Top tier waifu

>>79642521
MHHMHMHMHMH nootka.... mhhmm
mmmmmhhhh... beee veeeeeery careful now... mhm...
little boy... i have a use for you.... mmhhh... the key..... for a safe mhmh......
go home now mhmhm..... i'm not good company now mhhmm.....
do you want coffee hmm?....
mmhmhhm the chest with my fathers belongings...mmmh bring it to me hmmmm...... sir stuart strange mhmmm.... gunpowdah.... mmmm.....


JAMES YOU HAVE BEEN BETRAYED AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!111!!
Mmhh... yes I know... hmm....

>>79653087
Pay attention anon. He's not in the custody of the company, he was arrested by the crown.

>>79643461
This is like saying one of Delaney's ventures is a failure or that Bane crashed a plane. The big guy always has more in store.

>>79653175
Really makes you huhrrmmmm

>>79653210

For you.

>>79643461

I know

>>79643461
So you're saying the fire rises?

>>79653177
How can he pay attention when he doesn't watch it?

>>79644062
It'll recoup its losses when it goes on netflix

>>79653175

choose your next words, very carefully mhm
talk to me of poison mhmm

>>79649324
Mmhhmmm... coocka

>>79652882
*dumps a mummified, dusty cock at his feet*
"Mmmhmm powdah"

>>79653390
>tastes it
mhm it's full of poison

>>79653177
that doesnt answer the question

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What's his endgame, bros?

>>79653424
It does though. The EIC were in no position to threaten to cut his dick off because he was not in their custody. That's why they did not do it.

>>79653441
dude women lmao

>>79653464
so why wouldnt the crown do it

>>79643461
how did that happen? the show has like no budget, it's just tom hardy walking back and forth between like 3 cheap sets pretending to slice down guys legs

>>79653464
Not that guy, but now I'm actually a bit curious if certain torturers have some sort of code of ethics for not fucking with people's junk, like maybe they consider even that too depraved. I'm sure I'd squeal regardless, but if some guy was threatening to cut off my dick I'd probably spill it even faster.

>>79653441
please be of use and tell me where you found HD rips of this show

This show has more lucky coincidences than the entire Saw series, it's fucking retarded.

>>79644062
tom hardy gets paid like 20 million per movie I think he'll be okay

>>79653500
That's not how no budget works.

>>79653531
hmmm?

>>79644477
thr pilot was okay but it's been pretty mediocre since. a lot of the acting is bad, the sister, prostitute, actress are all very bad and hardys meme acting is entertaining but hardly exceptional. the plot and writing are garbage, not even serviceable. full of goofy childish lines from tom like "how can a rational man believe in justice", and a meandering the plot. at least 40% of each episode is hardy aggressively walking between the handful of sets

>>79644499
because he's a ham>>79646978

>>79653596
go watch walking dead

>>79650685
the show treading water is probably it's most glaring issue but id guess its a matter of budget

From what i read apparently this show is going for two more seasons. Not too many luckily, but do you guys think it will have a second season?

>>79653553
yeah it is. nothing happens that would cost money. the entire seasons consists of a handful of sets like a play. farm/hardys house/sister house/company meeting room/kings bedroom/central thoroughfare. pretty standard for a BBC show which never have very good budgets. there's very little action that requires cgi or practical effects. it's mostly, like I said, just hardy walking around the handful of sets staring and going mmmm at people

>>79653627
why would I replace a mediocre period show with total garbage?

>>79653703
you needed a you

so what the fuck is this show about?

>>79653745
Nootka, incestual black magic, walking angrily and grunting.

>>79653530
Not him, but I got em on rutracker

>>79647052
>knock knock

>>79643461
they will make the money back threefold when it comes to bluray.

>>79653530
>please be of use and tell me where you found HD rips of this show
you are of no use to me because you have no thumbs, really just a quick google search

>>79646648
>>79647493
HBO

>>79653852
FUCK....OFF!

>>79646978
UUHHHMMM WHERE DOES HE AVOID PORK ?

>>79654904
He doesn't bang that German pig.

>asks Delaney a direct question with a simple answer
>MMMM... you work for me now
???

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>>79655475
[absolutely haram]

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>>79655475

>>79644062

>Production company claims losses exceed profits

That is rare, bro. They're finished!

I don't fucking trust or work for anybody who peals an egg with gloves on.

>Say "good day" to Delaney.
>"I already used you."

wat

>Ask Delaney what are his plans for the day.
>Puts a curse on me.

---

>Tell to Delaney you poisoned his dad.
>Thanks you for your kindness.

wat

>>79643461
>is considered a massive failure
No, it's considered tv kino

>>79653441
I tend to forget that she was Lola in "Lola Rennt". I don't know if it's good, or bad.

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>>79642521
Mhhm, what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the EIC School, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nootka, and I have cut over 300 thumbs, hmm. I am trained in voodoo and I’m the top magician in London. Company or crown, you are nothing to me but just another FUCKING AMERICAN. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Astral realm? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of workers across London and your spirit is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hmm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, I am inside your head, and I can cut out your heart in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in African Rape Magick, but I have access to three coffins full of hmm gunpowder and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nootka, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have been veeeeeery care-ful now. But you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw pidgeonshit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>79653519
>Dude, no. Touching his balls would make me gay.

>>79653647
Sure.
It will happen in Boston or New York.
They will get to Vancouver in 3rd season.

>>79656190
hmmmmm I have an use for you

>>79653319
Don't tease me

>>79646978
This:
>>79652891
Pay more attention cretin.

>>79656454
Oh boy, can't wait to see this copy and pasted all over the board for months to come.

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>>79642521
>this scene

http://vocaroo.com/i/s15cMbVErp5W

>>79657394
>Crashing the Tower of London. With no survivors.

>>79657523
inb4 a small tower on wheels appears

FUCKING AMERICANS REEEEEEE

>>79656626

But that doesn't make sense.

>No pork
>Bites out a guys throat and then eats his heart

Explain.

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THIS FUCKING SHOW DUDE.

I honestly can't tell if it is meant to be so funny or not.

I had to stop watching at this scene for five fucking minutes just so I could stop laughing and catch my breath.

Holy shit man. This is so god damn funny.

>>79653703
I absolutely adore Taboo. It's pretentious yes, but it's the most awesomeness pretentious bit of fluff I've ever seen.

It's like a Greek Tragedy set in pre victorian times. It's exciting. I'm always happy by episode end. It's the greatest thing I've seen in since forever. Good job Tom, Good job.

>>79658639
it is meant to be funny, but some people think its tying too hard to be edgy

>>79647821
How the hell do you think splendid isolation works

>>79657394
>Sir Stuart Strange: 8.5/10
>hmm: 7/10
>Delaney: 4/10

>>79658480
I think he can't eat living people food, like a vampire. He is seen drinking alcohol and ate an egg.

>>79654690
its not HBO

>>79659597
Are eggs not fit for human consumption?

>>79658639
I bet it's meant to be tongue in cheek. I honestly wasn't having fun trying to watch it seriously but then around episode 3 I started to enjoy how ridiculous it can be.
It's more Fargo than Game of Thrones, and they must be aware of that seeing how they finished the latest episode.

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>>79653409
>tastes it
mhmm cow shit

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Its funniest and best show in tv kino right now.

Ok two questions

What is this about?
Is it actually good and entertaining or is this just memes?

>>79660075
Worst Chun-Li ever.

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>>79660075
Pigeon shit tastes better, especially when its mixed with whores piss.

>>79660100
The best is The Young Pope, but Taboo is close.

>>79660131
It's about Tom Hardy being autistic and having magic ghost incest

>>79660198
A man can ask for nothing more. Living vicariously his big guy fantasy.

This show is fucking boring. I could only do 3 episodes.

>>79658480
He didn't eat his heart he just ripped it out, and he only bit a chunk out of someone's neck and spat it out to kill them in defence. He didn't actually "consume" him,

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>>79660369
look at this pleb and laugh!

>>79660369
Not enough explosions for you?

>>79657394

10/10 stuart desu

Why did Taboo dump his sister-girlfriend?

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>>79661320
Because the next part of his masterplan is risky business.

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>>79661320
Because his use for her was to kill her husband so he could take his ship

>>79661320
He freaked out when they fugged, had visions about his mom drowning him

She showed some early signs of madness so I guess he doesn't want to go down the same road as his dad and mom

>>79661973
her husband sold insurance faggot.

>>79662082
What is insurance faggot?

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>The moment you dropped the show

>>79662509
What's wrong with him?

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>>79644062
((mail online)))

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>>79662509
Eats like a modern American in the early 19th century.

>>79653530
plebbit megallinks on saturdays

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>>79643461

>>79644062
Mate, you are aware that Hollywood claims it loses money on EVERY SINGLE FILM, aren't you? If anything his PR team will have published this themselves. It's called tax evasion ya dingus.

>>79662082
Well I guess he also needs ship insurance for his ship in the future

>>79653778
Hmmmmm

>>79663193
Preach. They even claimed to have lost a shit tonne of money on the matrix series, Avatar and a few other block busters that made bank.

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I've got an idea for the next few episodes...

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>>79661320
They've already had sex? You don't bang your sister in the pilot episode of your show... Is it too late for them to get an actual author?

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>>79642521
https://youtu.be/AS4nOOsBUpM?t=1m32s

Where can I find ostrich eggs lads? Can't try my local East Tesco Company warehouse because I'm barred for blowing my sister's foundation into the face of some Company woman who worked behind the till because she laughed at my power walk.

>tfw I'm starting to use mhmm in real life subconsciously
fuck this show mhmm

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>>79663775
>East Tesco Company

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His sister kills him and raises the boy, right?

CALLING IT!

what is nootka?

>>79664138
fugg i thought she was called silver this whole time

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>>79664151
>speak to me of nootka, why does it have the treaty

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>>79663923
mhm i just mutter nootka from time to time, it's a really nice word to say hmm

>>79663923
>>79664763
i also started saying "talk to me of..."

>>79663775
good post

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>*rubs head*
>mhmaskusumthing stuart

> I have a yoos'fa'yue
Wtf is a yoos'fa'yue? And why does he keep telling everyone he's got one?

>>79667537
Yoos'fa'yue was a rare disease he brought back from his time in Africa. The American doctor mistakens it for cholera but really it is the very first introduction of AIDS into Europe, which is why the show is called Taboo. To try and tackle the stigma surrounding AIDS

>>79659597
That's just cause he figured out brace poisoned his father with arsenic, and why brace slowly broke down as he realised.

>>79667615
Truly, the gruntkino of our time.

>>79667537
I think its like an autistic kid constantly telling everyone about his new toy, weather they care or not, he's just really excited about his new yoos'fa'yue

>>79653175
This might be the most based show in some time, other than Quarry

>what do
Suck his below average size penis.

Source: Bronson

>>79668277
That was a prosthetic I guess

>>79668277
h-he's a grower

>>79659885
how are they trying to be funny? It seems like a pretty dark show to me, although not always very good.

>>79668619
Because nobody would unironically write dialog so hilariously bad, right?

>>79668672
I think it's for the most part good, but there's a whole chunk of throughout that's just plain stupid. Like for example the old guy giving away the location of the factory. Fucking why? because he was scared of some evil spirit? It doesn't make sense.

>>79668785
For you

>>79668820
yes, I am a big guy for you

>>79668841
You're a useful guy

>>79664138
what kind of turbo faggot site did you get that picture from?

Am i the only faggot that genuine think Locke his his best movie?

>>79669063
It's Bronson to be quite honest

>>79669063
Fury Road.
But Locke is pretty much a vehicle (no pun intended) for Hardy and it's great.

>>79667068
>howyewgunnabuynootka?

>>79665612
>>79664763
Holy shit I do both of these things, have I become meme?

>>79669167
Oh yeah Forgot about that one but that aside I'd go for Locke
>>79669197
Fury road was basically grunts and badass action from what little I can remember

>>79669346
>Fury road was basically grunts

He says in a Taboo thread mhmmm

>>79669365
My time is precious. I fear wasting it on more grunting

>>79669346
>grunts and badass action
Literally 10/10 action movie

>>79644062
>show cost 10million to make
>already has made 4/5ths of it back

OH NO

>>79669063
Warrior is really good to imo.

>>79647687
It's actually a pretty nice scene, I was worried Debaney was going to be a massive Sue the entire time but it's nice to see he has some humanity or doubt in him.

>>79663940
I posted it first last week, I think its important everyone knows that.

>>79653531
>lucky coincidences
It's not entirely satisfying but it's sufficiently explainable by the fact Delaney is a medium and magician

>>79670081
It is

>>79660195
not even close, TYP is a serious contender for best show of the decade, Taboo is dumb-but-not-pandering fun

>>79670248
What I meant was that Taboo is close because it's 2nd best show now.
Of course there is a huge difference between TYP and Taboo.
TYP is actually my favorite tv show after Twin Peaks.

>>79670346
>Lenny will never respond autistically to Coop's goofy koans ;_;

>mfw I walk around with this loop playing now

mhmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw

>>79668277
>>79668315
My dick is about that small and it grows to 7.2 inches.

>>79670728
people keep asking for a clear track, but angry footsteps are part of the OST