First Promo For M. Night Shyamalan's TALES FROM THE CRYPT Reboot

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Looks genuinely awful.

>>79641642

This. Where's the real fucking Crypt Keeper?

>>79641565
IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE

>>79641695
The real Crypt Keeper was a separate licensing deal.

is this the thing where there's a monkey in a crate?

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>>79641753

>get licensing for tales from the crypt...
>... without the crypt keeper

MEATS BACK

The first video didn't show much of the show. they just threw in random clips of previous M Night films.

The second video look alright, good enough to pick up my interest.

>>79641565
that was really poorly done

did anyone else find the head banging hilarious?

No HBO no buy

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Welcome to the home CHOPPING network! We've got everything from face SCREAM to mas-SCARE-a. Try some! It's the best thing you can do for DEMISE hehehe

>>79641802
Yeah I know it makes no sense to me either. Thank you glorious American copyright law.

Is John Kassir back?

>>79641565
terrible

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Looks pretty scary senpai

>>79642246
Oh shit which episode is this? I can remember this exact one. Is it Cutting Cards?

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Will the new cryptkeeper spit some bars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiKLAH7N-lg

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>>79641565

Do you know how the orcs came to be?

>>79642350
Death of Some Salesmen I think

What's the best episode and why is it Death of some Salesman?

>it was all a dream
>10/10 night m jambayala movie

>>79642398
You're close anon, but I think you forgot about the REAL best episode, "Ventrioquist's Dummy".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etq3GNkTYMs

>>79642517
Easily second place. Fun episode

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my favourite episode is 'Television Terror'

>>79641565
>not HBO
so it'll be shit, great

That Three Little Pigs episode was fantastic

>>79642364
There will be no crypt keeper

Is it gonna be in the style of Masters of Horror where they get a different director for each episode?

>>79641565
THANKS FOR NOT FUCKING WARNING ME ABOUT THE SCREAMER ASSHOLE

>>79642652
Lel

>>79642395
Yes! That's the one. I've seen it so many times. I need to dig out my box set of the show

>>79642652
that was one of the mildest screamers i've seen in a trailer.

>>79641565
What song is that playing in the background?

reminds me of ash vs evil dead

>>79642392

Was it subsidies?