post a horror movie you could survive through IRL

Literally any because I'm not retarded

I can survive any, but i can also survive more than this anon
>>79640952

Cabin in the Woods

>>79640952
>retarded
I want to see more of those folk in horror movies. The only one I can think of is wheelchair boy from Texas Chainsaw

Being black in America.

it follows

just capture the thing and sell it to science

It Follows :(

>>79641038
Lol no you'd survive because ur a virgin

>Paranormal Activity
Just burn down the house and leave that bitch

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It Follows ( me on the right )

Sinister, the one about haunted photographs
I don't go through peoples things, not even girls purses.

>>79640929
The ring because I'd rape the girl.

If I allied myself with Jonesy and got on the right side of the bonus situation I think I've got a good shot at surviving Alien

>>79641139
*sniffs boipucci*

>>79641316
pussy
pucci isn't pronounced pussy

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>>79640929
this should count

>>79640929
Birdemic.

Easy peasy.

>>79640991
Unless you have that niggas super weed the pheromones and shit will get you to do something stupid

>>79640929
>any water related movie like jaws
Nigga just stay away from the water hahah like nigga go to the pool hahahah

>>79640991
>virgin has to be sacrificed
You're doomed

>>79640929
Any vampire movie

>go out in the sun

Or, if it's night

>carry 75 cents worth of garlic

The Others

I was thinking about moving anyways

>>79640929
this movie was boring but my god the police women was such a qt

>>79640929
Halloween. I would just shoot him.

>>79642783
Yes, because that did work the first 32 times.

Idk "Scream" seems pretty low effort.

>>79640929
Pretty much any slow zombie movie.
Probably most slasher flicks.
Many ghost stories.
Anything else I would have to rely on luck to survive.

>>79642833
I'd use a shotgun then. There's nothing magical about him he's just mentally deranged.