>tfw your understanding of people has been completely shaped

Black people should be avoided at all costs, you don't need to learn that from tv

>>79637632
Most people are much less interesting.

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>>79637632
yfw i have a real job and go to work 40 hours a week and deal directly with people

That's why real life and real people are so disappointing.

mine has been completely shaped by the internet, so naturally I think humans are the worst thing to ever happen and that we all should die

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>>79637632
>go to bar
>order a beer
>"what kind"
>"uhhhh heineken"
>it's $4 for a bottle
>sit next to girl
>"hey"
>"hi"
>she goes back to looking at her phone

>>79637724

whenever i say that to a girl we are usually making out in the bathroom within 10 min

>>79637724

What did you expect?

>>79637724
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT

>>79637632
My life has been shaped by Tom Hardy, Nootka Trading Company and mhmm

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>Interact with real people
>They have no interesting jobs
>They have no hobbies
>They define themselves of whether they are married or not
>Conversations are about some inane bullshit that they read on the Daily Mail during their Lunch Break

Real people fucking suck. Stick to video games

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>>79637724
hey is literally the worst fucking pick up line ever

also you shot yourself in the foot by ordering something shitty and low class

try ordering something fancy or actually talking

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>tfw you've become more invested in the drama from the shows you're constantly binging and your Fallout characters' world than real life
>tfw you wouldn't even mind it if other people didn't start to point it out
They're the only things that make me feel really good and make me forget about sex and women.

>>79637750

>10 minutes

Is that how long rufies take to kick in?

>>79637788
OH MY GOD THE DAILY MAIL

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>>79637750
>>79637755
kill yourselves reddit fags

>>79637990
Fuck off conservacuck

>>79637632
Good. Cinema is supposed to help you understand other people. All art makes us walk a mile in another person's shoes.

But you definitely shouldn't derive all of your understanding of people from movies. Otherwise, they'll never surprise you. Get out of the house a little, anon. Find a hobby to spend with people who aren't jerks. If it helps, use the internet to meet these people at first and take your time to meet them in person.

You may feel anxious about getting to know others and putting yourself out there. Nothing is worse than abject loneliness, though. Nothing.

>>79638017
OH. MY. GOD. THE DAILY MAIL.

>>79637788
guardian readers are billy no mates confirmed

>>79638053
>>79638063
Your not funny mate. Fuck off

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>>79637990

>>79637679
actually most people are much MORE interesting
because theyre actually people with real lives and thoughts and feelings and theyre complicated for reasons ill probably never know
interesting is terrifying desu, ill just stick to my fictional characters

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>>79637632
>tfw years upon years on this site
>tfw only find 4chan meme humor funny anymore
>tfw can't relate to anyone at work with normie tier sitcom humor
>tfw trying to explain baneposting irl

>>79638095
Thanks for that reddit.

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>>79638112
>tfw trying to explain baneposting irl

just

fuck my shit up

why would you do that lol

>>79638093
OH MAH LAWD THA DAILY MAIL

>>79638112
>trying to explain baneposting

That's easy though

>see, people are retarded and never saw a bad movie before then TDKR dropped and their minds literally melted.

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>>79638112
>>tfw trying to explain baneposting irl

>>79637788
>brother plays vidya games all on night while drinking alone in his room
>comes out and talks to real people like we're his vidya game friends

Getting real tired of his shit

>>79638149
why are you such a nigger anon?

>>79638214
>talks to real people like we're his vidya game friends

He calls you fag a lot and tells you to suck his dick?

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>>79637776

>>79638286
is he, dare i say it, /ourguy/?

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>>79638112
qt at work asked me yesterdays if I watched some reality show they were all talking about at lunch.
"I don't watch tv" It's getting harder to hide my power level

>>79638318
>/ourguy/
kill yourself faggot

>>79638286
Did I strike a nerve there, gayboy?

>>79638231
OH MY KEK THE DAILY MAIL

>>79638362
or I'm fishing for further elaboration on what "talks to real people like we're his vidya game friends" means.

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>>79638362
are you new anon?

>>79638130
well i mean its true, everyone in the thread who says a fictional character is more interesting than literally ANY actual living breathing person, just hasnt really communicated with another real person on a non-superficial level, which isnt necessarily the other persons fault desu

>>79638406
YOU UNZIPPED ME

I DONT LIKE IT

I DONT LIKE IT

I JUST WANTED IT TO BE QUIET

>>79638095
>real lives and thoughts and feelings
wanting to get drunk, get your dick wet or suck a dick or watch TV or marvel movies isn't real thoughts

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>>79638329
A guy I've been friendly at work with asked me last week what my favorite movie is. Without even thinking I say "I don't watch movies, only kino."

>>79638419
Most people don't have anything other than the most superficial level.

>>79638419
But they often are more interesting than the pleb drones you encounter usually.

>>79638449
and this is why maymays are dangerous and to be resisted at all cost.

>>79638419
People are not interesting. There's nothing interesting about a regular person which is why there is no fiction or stories about them.

>>79637750
whenever i say that to a girl we cut straight to the sex scene

>be in car with driving instructor
>he's telling me about this one pupil who is schizophrenic and had an episode mid lesson
>I start breathing heavily, wew I have very mild schizophrenia myself but I don't tell him
>he mentions the hospital she went to
>I start coughing and spluttering, it was the same mental hospital I was admitted to
>I'm sweating and trying to focus on the road a head

Of all the people I were to meet, I decided not to give the poor guy a heart attack so never told him.

>>79638095
Except you'll never know most of those things unless you know someone that blurts out literally every thought they have, and you'll soon find out those people are more boring than most.

>>79637632
isn't this almost as true of normies?

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>>79637952

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>>79638479
>maymays

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>>79638112
This is me.
I rarely laugh at anything that's not on my computer screen now.

>>79638503
He probably knew you were a nut and was just fucking with you dude

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>>79638503
tfw my driving instructor actually did have a heart attack and die.

>>79638545

is that the kid from 'the middle' without cgi?

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>haven't been with a girl since ever
>find a qt3.14 who agrees to go on a date with me
>searching for a place to go like a total sperg
>day comes
>I manage to dress nice
>meet her
>she looks really cute
>we go to the restaurant
>table for two all things are going smooth
>then but fucking then
>guy at the table next to us stands up
>he's wearing cargo pants, a blue shirt and a dark blue jacket
>I break out in laughter and can't stop
>she leaves

>>79638594
It's a small world anon

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>>79638524
fuck off normal fag

>>79638503
you should always record conversations you have with taxi drivers. Those people see fucked up shit, more son than police officers or EMTs.

>>79638453
thats objectively false though senpai
theres literally a whole lifetime worth of unique rational and irrational experiences/actions/feelings that that person has gone through to get to the moment they are living right now and you will never know even 1% of it even if you tried
and it goes both ways so why bother

>>79638667
It's just not possible that every person you meet is interesting and up to tings worth your time.

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>>79638623
Is this the faggot from reddit that should stop posting?

>>79638467
>>79638480
"a regular person" and "pleb drones you encounter usually" are literally fictional narratives and in no way represent real living people

>>79638453
get a load of this kid, get out of your basement occasionally

>>79638875
Well anon, look through your social media right now, tell me, are all those people interesting?

>>79638704
sure its possible but just because theyre interesting doesnt mean theyre worth your time

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>>79638626

>>79638626
post some pics of your dates tits

>>79638626
>>I break out in laughter and can't stop
>>she leaves
She sounds like a stupid cunt anon, did she even ask what you were laughing at?

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>>79637632
>mfw it's the opposite for me
I come to 4chan for an escape and to laugh at, and take part in, all of the ridiculous views posted here.

>>79638095
This is some TWEWY shit

>>79638923
the way people present themselves through social media represents who they really only by way of what they actually decide to post/etc, which can tell a lot about them i guess but nowhere near as much as actually looking them in the eye and talking/listening to them.
im sure they are interesting, just based on the fact that theyre even real people in the first place, but that doesnt mean i want to find out in what way theyre interesting
i dont even have my own shit figured out bringing someone else's life into mine would be a disservice to both of us

how are you guys not getting this am i being retarded here?

>>79637866

Actually "hey" is the best pickup line when dating online.

>havent left my room in 10 days
>girl ive known for years asks me if i wanna meet
>y-y-yeah
>put on my sunday best
>walk into restaurant
>she sees me and smiles
>try to hide my inflating dick
>sit down
>im wearing a star wars shirt
>"oh i love star wars and when ani avenged his mom that was so cool"
>im thinking about a good response while peeing a little in my beige trousers so its visible
>"uhm yeah so what Do you think was palpatines tax policy?
>she stares at me and recognizes my then fully erect 3 incher thats doesnt stop pissing my cargos
>I run out to the streets and get hit by a bus
>wake up in hospital and tell doctor my story
>he says he has bad News
>kneels down and tells me i might be autistic

>>79639177
ya i met ur mom that way

>>79637724
>not opening with "I eat ass"
It's a miracle you managed to leave the house

>>79639165
I think you are being naive.

>>79639199
>palpatines tax policy?
I hope you get cancer anon

>>79638443
wtf yes they are real thoughts with real motivations behind them and just because you cant empathize with those thoughts and motivations doesnt make them any less real
>>79638515
exactly, it would take an entire lifetime to recount an entire lifetime and nobody has time for that shit, plus memory is generally not reliable which is actually pretty interesting in itself

>>79637664
How can I avoid myself?

>>79637712
pretty much this

also a shitty childhood

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>>79639357
you should avoid the rest of society nigger

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>>79637632

>tfw your identity has been completely shaped by fictional characters instead of real human beans

>>79639404
I already do. I'm on 4chan

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>tfw you live in a non-english speaking country and you have been consuming so much english media exclusively that you don't even how to interact IRL in your native language anymore

The Sapir–Whorf theory of linguistic relativity certainly isn't just a fluke, pretty sure that my brain has been rewired from all the talking with you fellow autists

>>79638667
most people operate on a very simple model of reality so all that experience just goes into the bin.

>>79639526
Move to USA. Immigrants are welcome!

>>79639526
t. my fellow white and totally not somalian or mongol Scandinavian

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>>79638626
Screencapped, saved, bookemarked, and copied.

>>79639526
All the memes and shitposting will eventually alter your brain. You have to de-program yourself by hanging out with normies for a while.

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>>79639614
>Screencapped, saved, bookemarked, and copied.

>>79639629
He literally doesn't even speak or think in the same language as his country's normies. He's fucked, he either has to become NEET or leave the country.

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>>79638199
>>79638147

My girlfriends sitting next to me and I just had to explain to her what baneposting is.

She said it wasn't funny and I told her to shut the fuck up.

>>79639725
My girlfriends sitting next to me and I just had to explain to her what baneposting is.
She said i sure wasn't a big guy and I cried and she told me she was now going over her "big guy" friend.

>>79639725
>I told her to shut the fuck up.
>missing out a prime opportunity to say FOR YOU
You stupid hothead.

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>>79639725
Fuck off normal fag

>>79639725
why didn't you punch her in the face?

>>79637632
Can't wait to finally have sex under the blankets in the missionary position and as soon as I cum (ofcourse at the same time as my female partner) I just roll to my side and go to sleep

>>79640258
You blew it at the female partner part

>>79640320
Fuck off queer

>>79638443
kinda agree. normies are better at social interactions tho so they appear to be more interesting

>>79640258
i do this

>>79640728
Yeah facebook and reality tv are really interesting anon.

>>79640258
yep

just ended my first real relationship

rougher than the movies make it seem

>>79637632
>go to job interview to deliver pizzas
>put on my scorpion jacket and racing gloves
>enter store and walk straight into the interview room
>manager says "umm, are you applying for the open position?"
>I star out the window
>...
>...
>...
>"i drive"
>manager tells me they are only hiring for cook positions
>i stare at him silently for 2 minutes
>walk out the store
>a real human bean

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>>79640901

If you were really in love it will fucking hurt but I'm telling you the only thing that will eventually solve it is just staying the fuck away for at least a year. Don't think about her when you jerk it, go do other shit besides think about her. I'm 6 years into a very loving and healthy relationship and I have considered marrying her. But it's been almost 10 years but I don't think I'll ever get over my first love. Shit hurt bruh

>>79639177
online dating isn't even real, it's like cyber bullying

>>79641106
A little over 10 years here, still think about her almost every day, but the pain is gone, no ache

>>79638053
Was it a dolphin in a bathtub?

>>79641146
They're actually one and the same.