I finally saw this. I cannot believe how bad it is. In recent

>>79635382
>He doesn't watch Underworld just for Kate Beckinsale in spandex

>>79635382
Fuckin who cares. The entire reason these movies exist is to see Kate Beckinsale in skin tight leather.

>>79635404
She's gone for half the movie.

>>79635382
>the CG looks worse than the CG in Event Horizon
Woah, don't talk shit about my spacehellkino

>>79635466
I love EH but the digital effects aged like milk.

>doesn't realize the only reason anyone watches Underworld movies is Kate Beckinsale

>>79635731
so did your face.
Sorry, I didn't mean that. But you are a fag.

Ironically one part of the film i found most bad considering the director was the fact she seemed to leave Kate Beckinsale put for chunks. Whether that was her choice or her ex husband who wrote and produced it and generally does the storyline who knows though.

>>79635922
Kate hates shooting the movies (costume hurts and takes hours to put on and take off + she thinks they're shit films). That combined with her and her husband being salty probably caused Kate to barely be in the movie. I don't think the director really had much say.

>>79635444
Len pls

>>79635873
n-no I'm not

it's not g-gay if you're b-both straight...

>>79635382
>digital wounds on the poster
They really didn't care, did they?

>>79635382
Do people still watch this?

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>>79636889
Considering nobody has made webms yet, probably not.

>>79637095
WHAT PHOTO SHOOT IS THIS

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>>79637095
THIS WOMAN IS A MOTHER

>>79637174
SHAPE magazine. From late december I think.

All that stuff up in the north looks so shitty.

>>79637232
And a mother of an ADULT.

>>79637095
Kate Jesus I can't handle this

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>>79635805
>>79635444
>mfw watching the fucking prequel with no Kate

>>79638114
With the exception of Michael Sheen Sheening it up, that thing is like a direct-to-video spin off.

I only enjoyed it because i`ve always watched the underworld movies.

But yea it was pretty bad.

>>79638482
>that scene where Marius and David shoot eachother with full auto weapons while also screaming at eachother.

it has good moments

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>No Len, I'm not going to buy you Final Crisis Absolute edition. I already bought you those leatherbound Sandman volumes last week. Also, didn't you hate that Final Crisis stuff?
>Len, I don't care that it contains previously missing pages and restored 3D pages and comes with 3D glasses.

What did she mean by this?

>>79638851
kek

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>>79635382
>i'm a jew and the anti-miscegenation themes of the movie have me rattled

>>79638851
wtf

>>79638851
/ourguy/

>>79638464
Absolute fucking bullshit*, it's the best movie of the series. Watch it again and prepared to be proved wrong.

*am triggered

>>79638851
>Spawn comics
Those still exist? I thought they stopped making those in like '99.

did Savage Dragon ever sell?

>>79639370
it's my favorite too, actually. I enjoy how it feels like something different

It was much better than the previous to films I thought. Of course there not classics but there good at what they do. As someone said missing Kate out for chunks was a shame but it had a better story and more going on than the previous films. It felt much more like the 1st.

>>79638851
Friends don't let friends skip leg day.

>>79638851
>Len put that doll down or you won't get dinner
>Len I don't know what the difference between a doll and an action figure is

>>79639495
Anna Foerster pls go

>>79638851
>no Len you can't put that picture of that chinese cartoon girl on our bedroom wall

>>79640173
>and while we're on the subject, that body pillow has to go too

>>79638851
>Len why have you been calling me Asuka all week

>>79638851
>Len we've been married for years why do you keep calling Lily "Loli"?

>>79638851
>Len what do you mean my clothes aren't "caw-eye"?

>>79635450
Yeah, and replaced by Lara Pulver in a sexy dress.

>>79638851
>Len why do you need another copy just so you can NOT read it?

>>79638851
Fun fact: Kevin Smith is in Die Hard 4 just so Len had someone to talk comics with on set.

tfw no underworld remake staring that hoe lily moe by the same director

>>79640863
Hey Lily!

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>>79641002
Hi

>>79635382
I haven't seen blood wars but it can't be worse than suicide squad.

>>79641179
It's much, much worse on every level. And I hated Suicide Squad.

>>79635382
Terminator 3 feels like a made for tv movie, the production quality is astonishingly bad.

>>79635382
Easily the worst Underworld movie. Felt like a pilot for a SyFy show

>>79638851
>Len didn't I buy you the first issue of this series last month too?
>Len what the fuck is a "soft reboot"?

Can somebody make a webm of King Arthur giving head to that vampire slag

>>79641509
Fuck you The Expanse is great

>>79641969
You just know the lady director creamed herself while filming that.