JUST FUCK MY BATMOBILE UP

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>exposed wiring

>>79634916

Rush job, alfred was operating on only 2 cups of Earl Grey that evening

>>79634873
It looks good you fucking mong

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>>79634873
>How many machine guns does the batmobile REALLY need? Like 2 or 3?
>More like 10-12.
>That's not too many?
>Oh god no. Just remember Batman = Guns!
>Thanks, it's so obvious now.

>>79634873
looks like Snyder couldn't decide between the Nolan "military" style and the Burton "fantasy" style.

result: shit

Nah this thing is dope, the smoke and sound effects, hydraulics, wish I had an extra $300 for an RC car

>>79635035
Don't forget the missile launchers. For all the fighter jets his enemies have.

>>79635034
>>79635062
DC manchilds detected

>>79635053
>looks like Snyder couldn't decide between the Nolan "military" style and the Burton "fantasy" style.

"hot take" dude "very" insightful

>>79635034
>People this stupid exist

It's worse than a hotwheels car

>>79635077
This isnt Nolan's ineffectual twerp of a Batman. He fights gods and monsters.

>>79635062
>nah
>dope
>is a brainsharted fanboy

Seems about right.

>>79635094
What a dumb statement. What does that even mean?

>>79635123
>nah and dope are problematic, fucking "brainsharted" is cool

You're doing great.

>>79635034
It looks like one of the dildo cars from idiocracy.

>>79634873


MAD BRUCE: JUSTICE ROAD

https://youtu.be/q8qbOmqoagg

>>79635291
Literally a hotwheels car

>>79635212
kek

>>79635337

but hotwheels are as small as my dick, that's way too big.

>get flak for the turret machinegun gunning down people in BvS
>Ayer removes the turret from Suicide Squads Batmobile
>Snyder adds the turret back alongside a cannon and two gatling guns

What did he mean by this?

>>79635212
does it look more like the ass blaster or the dildozer?

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>>79634873

<- the only good one desu

>>79635560
Snyder has a small penis, ayer doesn't.

>>79635560

Bats getting ready for war, parademons aren't to be underestimated

>>79635337
did you expect a real car retard

>>79634873

Looks great though

>>79635630
bats has no reason to even begin to think they exist.

>>79635611
>a walking nuclear reactor

>>79635591
Assblaster.

>>79635633
Something that doesn't look like it was made by a thirteen year old would be a start

>>79635668
Did you miss BvS? He saw them in a premonition.

it actually looks good

>>79635560

It means he doesn't give a fuck about numale reviewers think and he's doubling down on KINO action

Shame about Gadot and the nigger though

>>79635720
Bruce Wayne's development was arrested at 10 years old, so this makes sense.

>>79635737
>a premonition.

Considering he completely disregarded everything that happened in that, what?

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Why cant we get a Batmobile like this again

>>79635800
Since when is bruce wayne a self-insert for zack snyder?

>>79634873

Looks like Warhammer 40K

I'm loving this already

>>79635827

you mean a batmobile that has to be dragged through the streets on a towline rather than one that's fully functional

>>79635827
everything's gotta be greebled up and tactical because muh realistic gritty capeshit

>>79635808
>he completely disregarded everything that happened in that

Cept for the whole explicitly expressing his intentions in forming the Justice League to combat such threats part. Maybe you were texting.

>>79635853
>A real prop vs CGI

...

>>79635827
What's that fucking penis nub in the middle of a turbine lmao

Fucking turbine haha terrible design, this is the best DC slurpers can come up with

>>79634873
why only one of those high caliber guns? should have been two

>>79635887
>explicitly expressing his intentions in forming the Justice League to combat such threats

Oh so in your headcanon flash caused the justice league to form.

>>79635853

The Batmobile was mostly shit CGI though in BVS

>>79634873
now this is a serious car from a serious film for adults

>>79635889
>>79635931

'no'

https://youtu.be/jo9MbpMY9ng

>>79635915
He was an integral part, yes. Again, made explicit in the film.

>>79635984
You can't really blame people for being confused.

As literally every bvs fanboy has a completely different interpretation on what the knightmare was.

Your interpretation is also completely undermined by how bats immediately decides to go kill superman 1v1 after having that dream/premonition.

>>79634873
overdesigned piece of shit
why is there exposed wiring?
How many guns does Batman need on his car?
Why does Batman need any guns on his car at all?
They're not even something like a Batmobile hookline like in Arkham Knight, just straight up guns.

>>79636064
>It's bad bc I'm autistic and can't suspend disbelief

>>79635971
>dude our reference model was a semi-functional car that means it isn't entirely CGI

...

>>79635675
>walking

>Make it so it's easy to make toys of

Fucking awful beyond words. The wheels would be easy to blow off, there's gaps in the armour, it's covered in fucking guns, it looks like a remote control car.

Someone beg Tim Burton to come back to the franchise, dude had vision.

>>79636116
>Batman learns the value of human life and how to be a better hero in BvS
>decides to strap about 20 guns onto his car for more efficient murdering of criminals and innocent civilians

>>79635931

>shit CGI

3:02 onwards, in fact watch the whole video, of the many criticisms you wanna level at BvS it's CGI is definitely NOT shit

https://vimeo.com/203167783

>>79636135

Are you simple or what?

>>79636143
>it looks like a remote control car

...

>>79635971

https://youtu.be/PgVrD2D25Ss

Watch the scene retard, the only time the Batmobile is real when its going in a straight line, the exact fucking thing you slagged the Burton mobile off for

The thing cant turn for shit so they cut, or turn to CG when it has to do something other than drive straight

>>79636162
>Batman learned that you have to kill your enemy to safe the day like Superman did with Zod and Doomsday/Zod
>Batman decides he needs more guns to kill more bad people and save the day

>>79636162
>more efficient murdering of criminals and innocent civilians

Oh you've seen the film? From what I gathered they face Parademons or some other extraterrestrial threat but my bad.

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>>79636143
>we will never have Burton back to make Batman link again
>tfw no return of now milfy catwoman michelle

>>79636181
>it's CGI is definitely NOT shit

so its CGI, thus shit.

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>>79636181
>BvS it's CGI is definitely NOT shit

>>79636162

>thinking Zack even remembers the thing he had for breakfast, never mind what happened in BvS

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>>79635161
t, faggot who never played with hotwheels or matchbox cars as a kid

>>79636268

>so its CGI, thus shit.

Tell me that you knew the flood scene had CG water and I'll know you're a liar.

>>79636194

The design of it, not just because it's a photo of a toy car. It looks like a 90s kewl rad road racer 900X from Mattel.

>>79636162
>murdering of criminals
those poor, poor Russian mercenaries

>>79635895
don't you fucking make fun of it, bigot! penises are manly and aerodynamic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Bj-7b0rC4

>>79636334
I knew the flood scene had CG water and I'm not lying.

>>79636393
Ok well how come Iron Man can find a way to actually care about saving lives like you know what their SUPPOSED to do but not Murderman (Batman)

>>79635827
Why would Batman drive around in a BatMobile instead of just a trick out regular car? Kinda makes him stand out while driving down public streets

What's /tv/'s opinion of the Tumbler?

>>79636532
Lame. Ugly. Cheap imitation of The Dark Knight Returns tank.

>>79636455
Does Iron Man spare terrorists? Pretty sure all the heroes kill in those movies. I think in Civil War they even quipped out loud while putting bullets in chests. Surprised that didn't make you triggered. Either way they're 2 completely different characters.

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>>79636532

Really liked it, feel like it gets a bad kicking.

Also much better than the Bat and Batpod designs

>>79636532
I liked it as a vehicle not really as a batmobile

>>79635675
you just sold me on it, femmepai

>>79636599
I'm pretty sure most of the Avengers never had a no-kill code like most Batman iteration s have had lately.

Shit, Captain America got his start murdering Nazis in WW2.

>>79634873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZSswJ5ovi4

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Still the best

>>79636599

What does Iron Man have to do with Batmans no killing rule

Surely you could have just mentioned Burton or Nolans movies

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>>79636732

>Shit, Captain America got his start murdering Nazis in WW2.

Yeah but that was during the war, in the modern era he's tried to be non-lethal as possible but certain cases he's had to not fuck around

>>79636732
The movie puts a plot around Batman being an old dog who's turned meaner towards killers and human traffickers. Hey, do you watch any of these movies? I see you're not going to defend your bit about Iron Man "caring about saving lives." Gonna ignore that Batman saved all those locked up women in the beginning of the movie and then of course Martha at the end. He's just not a bleeding heart liberal for human traffickers 20 years into the war on crime.

>>79636905
Don't ask me. I'm not the one who brought up Iron Man out of nowhere while calling Batfleck "Murderman".

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>>79636905
>Surely you could have just mentioned Burton or Nolans movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psVIG7YvdjM

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No kill rule is better as a loose guideline anyway. Try not to kill, but shit happens every once in a while.

>>79635017
>just DCthings

>Guns

They did kill Robin, it's kinda understandable that Bats would go nuts.

>>79637131

But this was resolved in BvS

>>79636532
Does it come in black?

>>79636162
>>Batman learns the value of human life

Parademons aren't human, mate.

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>why does batman have all these guns
>PARADEMONS GUYS PARADEMONS PARADEMONS PARADEMONS IT'S SO OBVIOUS

>>79637337
Why else would he up his game?

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>>79637410
yeah buy PARADEMONS PARADEMONS PARADEMONS PARADEMONS aren't you listening?

>>79637337
It's not that people are saying the movie is too smart for you. It's that you're purposely being a retard.

>>79637451
Ok, I'll buy.

>>79637131
>They did kill Robin

No they didn't. Robin is alive. he just thinks hes joker.

>>79636268

I waited my whole life to see superman vs. Doomsday on the big screen. Never thought i'd see it in BATMAN vs Superman though.

>>79636181
>it's CGI is definitely NOT shit
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the troll from lord of the rings showing up.

>>79637255
>Parademons aren't human
>Thats why he strapped a million guns on the Gunmobile before he knows Parademons are even a thing that actually exists

>>79635675
Better than a tank
Only an idiot would shoot at it

>people freaking about guns

RUBBER BULLETS

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>>79634873
>indicator lights
>as if he's gonna be fucking signalling a left turn on his way fuck up bad guys

>>79637768

HONEST

>>79637696

And it was shit

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>>79634873

Best Batmobile coming through . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoO3l9Dk_xA

Crazy thing is it only took them 14 weeks to build.

>>79637799
He could get stopped by cops if he doesn't signal

>>79639351
Not when he guns down the entire police car with all those guns.

>>79639312
The Axxis Chemical car chase is fucking phenemoninal and always will be.

>>79639312

In my opinion the only shit Batmobile so far is the Batman and Robin one

Gay ass convertible

>>79639312
>>79639585

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUPudZd3oI4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOwUwzNWYK4


Yup. I like descent into mystery too.

>>79635093
ew u make me cringe dont do that again

>>79639312

I can't decide between this one and/or the 60s Adam West one. They're both great.

My dream is owning the 89 Batmobile someday.

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Snyder is a fucking HACK

>>79634873
Thought it was a PlayStation controller at first

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>>79640183

>lol lemme grab this pic off google real quick

>>79640018
I love the reveal at the end of the scene that it was a remote driven attack, perfect ending to all those dramatic explosions.

>>79640307
That doesn't disprove what I said.

>>79640307
honestly Miller really made the best Batman
he doesn't like guns but isn't afraid to use them when needed

why better than the modern one that goes into autistic screeching if he sees one

>>79640519
>why better than the modern one that goes into autistic screeching if he sees one

Haven't read much of new 52 but Batman was never afraid of them he's actually quite skilled with them but chooses not to, there's even a stroy where he had to use a rifle to shoot one out of a sniper's hand.

woe be the punk that pulls a gun on him tho cuz they're probably gonna eat it

>>79634873
Why does someone who doesn't kill put guns on his car?

>>79640587
no, now he hates guns
he went on a rant to a Green Lantern using it and also complained about Batwoman using a gun to defeat a monster

>>79640645

Because Snyder hates batman

>>79640645
Did you watch BvS? His Batwing has a Gatling gun which he uses to strafe a building full of people. He might not shoot people in the face, but he does hot have clean hands.

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Forever the GOAT

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>>79640819

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>>79636472
An advanced regular car is actually what the Batmobile was before the 80's. The first batmobile was just a red car that was "10 years ahead" of anything on the road.The adam West show kept this up by making is a concept car. There'd be some bat motifs like batfaces on the grill or wings, but for the most part a lot of batmobiles looked like sportscars of their era.

Then the 80's happened and Frank Miller did his Tank Batmobile, and Burton did his art deco piece on wheels.

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>>79640857
I get what you're saying but there were some far out batmobiles since the early days.

>>79634873
That's a big combat vehicle

>>79641124
4 guns

>>79640660
He shot Darkseid with one not too long ago

>>79641180
>not too long ago

Final Crisis was in 2008

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>>79641222