It's leviosaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>79633330
Hermione wouldn't stop mansplaining.

>>79633396
-ck my dick.

I wonder if Watson got her grating public personality from playing this annoying try-hard.

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THIS SPELL IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE TEACHERS THAT TOLD ME I'D NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHING

>>79633330
on my face

Its one of the dullest franchises is what it is

>>79633330
>>79633422
>>79633511

https://youtu.be/FWtO0cfgewY

>it's leviosaa

>not leviosaa


lmao this is why brits are retarded

>>79633330
It's SUCK MY DICK, little nymph.

>>79633505
to all the students that lived above the
Griffindor dorm that I was hustlin' in front of

>book one
>the secret to casting spells correctly is pronouncing the incantation correctly

>book five
>JK YOU DONT EVEN NEED THE INCANTATION

why is rowling such a hack?

>>79634547
ewww... she wasn't that hot!

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Was this video game kino?

>>79633330
Leviosa squirtiosa?

>>79634583
AND CALLED THE AURORS ON ME WHEN I WAS TRYING TO MAKE SOME MONEY TO FEED MY DAUGHTER, AND ALL THE WIZARDS IN THE STRUGLE, ITS ALL GOOD BABY BABEH

>>79634660
How do people draw things like that? Does it take years of practice?

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Its the dullllllllllllllest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series' only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it's certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>>79634660
Hermione makes me diamonds now because of it

>>79633505
Tryna make some monay for muh Potter

>>79634660
I have the Russian version which I think has more stuff than the original, and I have absolutely no idea how to make her do the newspaper stuff. It was decent while it lasted tho.

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AH SAHGOY
ITU REVISRAO

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>>79633505
When I die fuck it

>>79634701
It was all a dream
I used to read Quibbler magazine
Bertiebots and chocolate frogs up in Myrtle's latrine

>>79634660
maybe if he finished it

>>79634910
biggie biggie biggie cant you see sometimes your spells just hipnotize me

BRING MY COFFEE BOY

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I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME BIG POPPA

>>79634660
>>79634780
Witch trainer silver
It's from a different chans /vg/ iirc

>>79634642
>implying

>>79634660
Good for one fap at most

>>79633505

What house did he belong to anyway?

>>79633505
>bitch actin shocked getting shot on the spot

my favorite lighting spell tbqh.

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>>79636249
The Panthers

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>>79634642
You're absolutely bonkers if you're telling me that you wouldn't stick it in her little puddy.

It's "LeviOOOsa", not " LevioSAAH"

>>79637516
Well, then I'm absolutely bonkers, I guess.

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>>79633330
No Ron, It's the dullEEEEEeeeest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79638167
enjoy your ban

>>79633330
>watch Lego Batman
>Voldemort only uses leviosia and a spell to turn people into fish instead of avada kedavra

Come on WB.

>>79638519
Lego Batman has Voldemort in it? da fug

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>>79633330
>tfw when you'll never fall in love with her again
Why did she age so badly

>>79638844
It's like how the Lego Movie showed the Justice League, I guess anything that WB worked on can be used as a cameo.

>>79634660
Do you guys remember "Harry Pothead" or something on newgrounds around 2001ish? I remember it was shitty flash but you could make him do stuff like smoke a squirrel out, and sniff glue

>>79634737
Please keep doing what you're doing, I look for this post in every single harry potter thread

>>79636249
Junior Mafia
East Coast

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>>79639015
She's so gross now.
All the quirky looking ones age horrible - life is unfair.

>>79634514
https://vidyow.com/video/Wingardium-Leviosa-2-NOT-CENSO/W2eI5F4y130/

>>79639227
I do. It has a psychedelic color pallete, right? All I remember was the squirrel.

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>>79639015
irish always turn to dirt

>>79634660
where can i download this haha asking for a friend

>>79639673
Literally took me a minute of googling dude
http://sad-crab.com/en/1-6-and-0-0-1-release/
Links at the bottom

>>79636249
The big house

>>79634737
>>79638167
I'm a Stephen King fan but goddamned if that shit doesn't crack me up every time I read it. Harold Bloom is the queen of snark.

Its catch me outside how about that, not Cash me ousside howabout dah.

>>79639227
https://youtu.be/lvP5I0D2xz4

>>79641678
holy shit thats its thanks