Skull Island looks like a fucking joke

>>79633151

Whoever is in charge of touching up these photos is doing a bad job on Brie

>ok make her look panicked and vulnerable
>i said panicked and vulnerable not on speed..

>>79633227
that's her "oh shit" face

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>>79633227
lol

>>79633151
But it looks like a funny joke.

Is it not a comedy? Why else would John C. Reilly be in it?

>>79633151
Yeah I can't believe it's in the same universe as Godzilla. It looks like a Saturday morning cartoon in tone and visuals and characters. I honestly could tune into a show about a guy voiced by John Goodman who lead a team to Skull Island and encountered the wackycrazy crashed WWII pilot and now he and his crew are stuck on the island uh oh! What kind of hijinx on the island of adventure will happen this week? Haha John C Reilly thinks he can build a plane from coconuts and banana peels, but Kong doesn't want his banana peels stolen!

>>79633151
Man, I remember fighting those in Ocarina of Time, dodongos was the name?

>>79633411

>Why else would John C. Reilly be in it?

Carnage from what I've heard is not a comedy.

What is the tax policy of Skull Island?

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Kong himself seriously emotes more realistically than the actors.
I watched the behind the scenes interviews with them and you could not find a less enthused group of actors.

>>79633342
>academy award winner Brie Larson

>>79633342
hahaha oh shit. That caught me by surprise.

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>>79633477
Are you sure?

>>79633512
Why should they care when this isn't gonna lead to a cinematic universe role that they can reprise over and over again?

>>79633561

Well, we need to talk about Kevin sure wasn't.

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>>79633488
>Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Jordan Vogt-Roberts, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Skull Island had a very ook ook philosophy: that if the kong was a good ape, the island would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Jordan Vogt-Roberts can say that Kong became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But doesn’t ask the question: What was Kong’s tax policy? Did he maintain a banana hoard? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these skullcrawlers? By the end of the movie, John Goodman is gone but all of the skullcrawlers aren’t gone – they’re in the caverns. Did Kong pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby skullcrawlers, in their little lizard cradles?

>>79633610
I wouldn't be so sure.

>>79633151
Of course it's a joke, it's really a penninsula

i hope this movie is shit and flops

I was watching the trailer to this when I put my hand through a window and had to go to the hospital and get stitches

seeing anything about this movie reminds me of that terrible morning

>>79633151
This will never compare to one of the most disturbing sequences ever shot for the last film

https://youtu.be/vKhVptqZAkg?t=209

>>79633561
>3/4
wtf

>>79633777
monster movie kino.

The fight with the 3 dinos is awesome too, some of the best use of CGI i've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYZsJYZVt5g

>>79633650
Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five per cent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman
If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.

>>79633342
>>79633227
lets be honest, if any of us were in that situation we'd be freakin

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>>79633650

>>79633777

Upsize anything that is generallly the size of your big toe and you got yourself something truly horrific, also see Deep Rising.

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Dr.Kang i'm CIA

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>>79633650

>>79633777
This movie was so fucking bad man. I literally timed the scene where Kong fights those t-rexes and it went on for 8 and a half minutes. Fuck you peter hackson.

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>>79633151
>>79633342
>ps3 cgi monsters

>>79633151

Which Uncharted game is this?

Am I seeing things or did John C Reilly's jacket have "for your health" across the back

If it did... Hilarious.

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>>79633342

I only care about the Godzilla 2 post-credits scene with King Ghidorah apparently

>>79633342
What PS2 game is this?

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>>79633151
>>79633151

Do people realize that Vittorio Storaro did this exact same cinematography onlty using film stock, camera filters, and color lighting gels decades before color grading and it looks better than this shit flick?

>>79633448

Underrated post

>>79633151
Looks just like the monsters from The Great Wall with Matt Damon

I refuse to watch any of these big budget, Chinese funded flicks. china is trying to take over hollywood. all of these actors are traitors desu

>Capeshitters trying to damage control their assraping by the coming Kaijukino wave

>>79635341
Traitors to who, to the Jewish mafia that controls Hollywood?

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is there any chance that top will come off?

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>>79633151

>>79633151
Your mum looks like a fucking joke #MAGA

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>>79635453

>pg-13

bad news buddy, at best she might get slimed or trapped in a web

>>79635567
Imagine the direction she got here

>okay now open your mouth and pretend a giant insect feeler is wiggling around inside your mouth
>okay looking like you want to suck on it is fine too i guess

>>79635567
>PG13 monster movie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>79635567
>at best she might get slimed or trapped in a web

kek. i heard there was a cannibal holocaust reference in kong. don't know what that means seeing how its pg-13

why's there a guy with a katana in this movie

>>79635828

Might be how Kong kills his enemies, they probably find bone crawlers impaled on spikes from their tails through their mouths.

>>79633151
Loki ready to protect his waifu Captain Marvel.

>>79634987
lmao what am I looking at in this picture

>>79634073
They should do that more often instead of some big chunk of nothing with a face

>>79633342
>>79635453
>>79635479
I really hate her face for some reason

>>79635072
Yes you dangus

>>79635667
Find one R rated giant monster movie that isn't the host

>>79633227
What's Tom's excuse?

>>79633151
>>79633342
I honestly thought this was Shadow of the Colossus at first

>>79633342
Could this be the new bane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-zYoocu2Jo

>>79633151
>tfw we might actually be getting the first good Kong movie since 1933
>we might actually get the first good giant ape movie since the mighty joe young remake

>>79636099

he looks fine, not like some bug eyed goomba

>>79636187
Ummmmmmmmm......... excuse me??? Are you shittalking Jack MOTHERFUCKING BLACK??

>>79636176

>3 minute clip from the movie

GODDAMMIT STOP THIS SHIT, I barely glance at youtube and I see like 15 new " teasers" for Logan!

>>79635925
that seems likely

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>>79636213
Oh, yeah. Really fine....

>island big enough to support several giant species
>stays secret until modern times because storms

It does look good

>>79636037
>I really hate her face for some reason
Blonde hair with brown eyes is an affront to basic human decency.

>>79636323
>Blonde hair with brown eyes is an affront to basic human decency.

You're not wrong..

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>>79636295
>the time of discoveries is over

>>79636097
The Mist

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>>79636037
her face isn't that great but there's still something about her that is just HNNNG

>>79636432
She's fit. Like toned fit, not the britbong fit.

>>79636432
It's her tits anon. She basically won the fappening.

>>79636595
Kristen Dunst had the best rack and classiest pics.

>>79636656
>nudes
>classy

>>79635072
It did

>>79633448
>It looks like a Saturday morning cartoon in tone and visuals and characters.

not being ironic -- i would like this

>>79636432
disgusting face would not pollinate

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>>79633342
>>79635087
holy fug m8

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>>79637652
>fag detected

her face looks better here when she's wet

The two leads look like trash. No wonder their in Marvel movies

Just have Goodman and Jackson for gods sake

>>79637863
sure thing anon. sure thing.

>>79637863
wtf is up with Tom's neck?

>>79633151
Wew look at that bicep

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>>79637890
she's going to carry this movie

>>79636406
We know less about what's beneath our feet then we do about space. Shoulda done a lost world style underground cavern with the island as the entrance to it