SHANE BLACK'S "PREDATOR"

>>79627436
>SHANE BLACK'S
>half of cast are black
POETRY

munn and the unfunny guy from key and peele

hope they die first

jesus

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>>79627436
Fuck, I love Boyd Holbrook, he's so fucking cool. He is gonna put Joel Kinnaman out of business

What the fuck? I rather take the all female cast.

>>79627436
Me on the left

>>79627436
>Casey Beckett (Olivia Munn), a Berkeley University professor
kek

Holy shit, who would have thought Shane would stoop this low.. did I enter some bizarro dimension in my sleep? Cuz this shit is pretty much unreal.

>>79627436
This is fucking awful.

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>>79627436
>predator has a sassy wise cracking little kid sidekick

Yeah no thanks Shane

>>79627436
Predators all over again

>everyone bitching about it being not white enough
>not that they all look skinny and weak as fuck instead of the awesome muscular cast the original had

This board is so retarded.

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>you know what Predator needs? a little kid for comic relief

man shane black fucking sucks

>>79627804
That's how real-life operators look like.

Plus Moonlight dude is jacked.

>>79627436
Jesus fucking Christ

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>>79627838
But Shane Black actually writes pretty decent kid characters. Iron Man 3 and The Nice Guys both had kid sidekicks who were fairly likable.

>>79627436
Why does Shane Black always put annoying kids on his movies? Also what the fuck, they all look weak and pathetic as a fuck.

>>79628156
But you know what would be 100x better? No fucking kid at all.

>>79628281

fuck off, cunt

Quip-tastic movie.
Oh, and a fucking kid, autistic savant to solve the puzzle. Never seen that before.

U fuck off faggot, not him but get that piece of shit kid outta this god damn predator movie. We don't need a kid sidekick.

>>79627436
>keagan micheal key
>little kid guaranteed to live and most likely befriend the predator
Welp there goes any hope of this being rad. I kind of figured with the YOU'LL NEVER SEE HIM COMING massive letter poster.

>>79627436
I bet that kid gets fucked daily.

>>79627436
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79628156
Both of those flicks were fucking awful

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>Olivia Munn
>Key

>>79627436
For some reason it looks even cheaper than Predators. That is literally a no-name cast.

>>79627436
who asked for a remake?

>>79628386
Degenerate pedoshit detected. Go back to your cunny threads.

I'm just gonna say, I actually really like Predators and thought it was a great way to continue the franchise and capture a lot of the feeling of the first film.

How did you guys feel about it?

Slack jawed faggots: the cast

>>79630544
I thought it got the feel of the first film down.

>>79630544
I thought the final act with the alpha predators was weak but overall ya it had the feel of the original while taking while being new with the whole game planet I liked it as much as the first two. This new one sounds like shit though, never understood the appeal with shane black.

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>>79627436
are you fucking kidding me with this garbage

>>79628281
but then who would everyone molest on set?

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>>79627436
>olivia Munn
>professor

They kinda look like faggots.

Predator 1 was a good cast because the team actually looked like people that did that stuff for a living (and many of them were).

Maybe the Predator on this one is very very small and sickly. Moving on tiny wheelchair with oxygen mask.

>>79627436
>three negroes and a white guy.
>tfw you realise the 1987 Predator had a more diverse specops team casted than this.

>>79627436
>Olivia Munn
R U I N E D

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The first predator only had one whiteboi (the nerd) and the second one had a black lead and the whites were all idiots. Why is anyone surprised?

So the predator is going to team up with them to beat all those things listed at the bottom, right?

Also why does Holbrook look like he has AIDS in that pic?

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>>79627436
>Olivia Munn
>Playing a University Professor
>and it's not in a porno

>>79632071
>So the predator is going to team up with them to beat all those things listed at the bottom, right?

Nope. It's supposed to be a "everyone vs. everyone" sort of thing.

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>>79627861
Nope

>>79627436
Wew lad. I'm gonna need a bigger trash can for this