What are other films that really make you stroke your chin in

>In January 2012, Long interviewed the German-Irish actor Michael Fassbender. Her opening question apparently referred to the large size of the actor's penis ("That’s kind of you to say", he is quoted as saying). A section of Long's article was read to Fassbender in a subsequent interview for GQ magazine, including Long's statement that she was "quite certain that [Fassbender] would willingly show me his penis, given slightly different circumstances and a bucket of champagne," causing Fassbender to respond that "I don’t think I would touch her with a barge pole."
lmao

So he loved it then?
ha ha

>>79622346

Is this another twitter journalist who has decided to earn a living by turning themselves in to a fucking tedious meme?

>make a film about blacks that isnt about slavery
>whitey is upset because it doesnt fit her agenda

desu FUCK white people

>>79622620
Too white for him

>>79622620
kek

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>I say stupid things PLS give me attention

no

>>79622346
This idiot is a pathetic excuse for a film critic

>>79622346
Is this firedkino?

>>79622620
German-Irish and people want him to play fucking Bond. It's like the two antithesis to Bond. Only way to make it worse is a guy born in Germany to French and Irish parents.

>>79622620

Based Fassbender

>>79622846
As opposed to him being black?

>KIANG

WE.

>>79622346

Both of them are virtue signalling retards.

>>79622620
fucking rekt, assbender got em

>>79622846
advanced autism

>>79622846

>Antithesis to Bond
Yet Brosnan is one of the best Bonds.

>>79622869
That's just as stupid. Blacks are 3% of the population in Bongland. It'd make much better sense to do somebody from Middle East or India.

But I would rather have a black British guy than a white Irish-German who grew up in Ireland and thus hates the British with a ingrained passion but is happy to live there for the NHS and non-retarded laws.

>>79622846

Anglo Saxons are Germanic people from Germany that speak a Germanic language, English

>>79622897
No he fucking isn't. But at least he's just Irish not fucking German Irish, faggot.

>>79622846
>German-Irish
that's exactly where english people came from in the first place, though.

>>79622908
Pierce was objectively the best bond though.

>>79622846

Why are Brits so obsessed with Germany, Ireland and france, while those countries don't give a flying fuck about them?

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>>79622911
>Who are the Normans
>Who are the Celts
>Who are the Picts
>Who are the Vikings
>herp de derp all Saxons!

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>>79622620
>Thinks a 10/10 would be interested in a 3/10.

>>79622346
wow she must have loved it then

>>79622971
>Ireland and france, while those countries don't give a flying fuck about them
Nah. You're right about Germany, they consider France and in sports the Netherlands their rivals. But the French and Irish are obsessed with the English.

>>79622908
>who grew up in Ireland and thus hates the British with a ingrained passion but is happy to live there for the NHS and non-retarded laws

You cant even get your facts straight, Fass was in Kerry which is the south, not the north.

>>79622978

All those people are either of Germanic or Celtic origin. The English people are a mostly a mix of ancient Germanic and Celtic tribes.

>>79622978
Celts and Picts were 100% absolutely btfo by Anglos Saxons and Jutes, and the Vikings and Normans never came over in sufficient enough quantity to breed out the people they conquered (mostly just nobility)

>>79622971
You obviously know nothing about those countries then. Germany doesn't. But Ireland is literally chimping out RIGHT NOW and blocking all the border routers into Norn Island. As for France? They want us to take all their immigrants.

>>79622964
English people are a huge mix of different people. But this is Britain. It's better to have people who actually are proud to be British, not just some faggots who move here for bennies.

>>79622978
This.

>>79622966
He's not. Tell me why he is.

>>79622934

>t. Can't handle Broskino

>>79623002

Only football faggots and 12 year old knackers obsess over the English. The rest of us don't give a fuck.

>>79622689
Pretty sure she writes for the Guardian or something. I've seen her on telly a few times.

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>>79622346
kek

>>79623016
>Normans
>Vikings
>Picts
>Germanic Origin

You might as well say they're all fucking African origin if you're gonna play it this way.

>>79623019
It was more of a mix lad, of Romans, diaspora and Celts + Picts. Saxons then got BTFO by Normans.

>>79623013
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

BUT HE IS LEGALLY ENTITLED TO THE NHS AS HE LIVES IN LONDON, FAGGOT. I LITERALLY SAID HE GREW UP IN IRELAND. WHY CAN'T YOU READ?

>>79623064
I don't know who I dislike more tbqh.

>>79622620
>causing Fassbender to respond that "I don’t think I would touch her with a barge pole."

He only means this because he's exclusively an oil driller.

Pierce had the most entertaining Bond movies, flamboyant villains and often non sensical doomsday plots made for thoroughly enjoyable spy kino. He was also a handsome motherfucker and suave to boot

>>79623064
Mansplaining has to be one of the worst phrases in recent years. Basically means a woman actually had fuck all knowledge about something, but is going to pretend like she did in hindsight, to make the guy seem like the one who should feel bad.

>>79622846
theres been an australian bond, calm down cuckboi

>>79623066
>they're all fucking African origin

Can't. Africa has way more genetic diversity than northern Europeans.

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>watch Moonlight
>he isn't from outer space

>>79623023
GoldenEye is the best Bond film

>>79623124
Boohoo wittle broflake can't handle the fact that women aren't going to let themselves be spoken down to. This isn't the 50's sweetie, you're going to have to learn to deal with it.

>>79623121
He had one enjoyable film, and the other three are the most tedious in the franchise and borderline impossible to rewatch. He was pretty good tho.

>>79623064
>mansplaining
kek i can't breathe

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>>79623064

>>79623176
World is Not Enough is great

>>79622346
>non-black, non-gay, non-working class

Why can't they just say they thought the movie was good. White liberals are the most insufferable people to have ever existed holy shit

>>79623245
Not much of a fight. As annoying as Owen Jones can be, he's BTFO of her there.

>>79623248
Quite possibly the worst one.

>>79623272

Die Another Day is by far the worst Brosnan Bond

>>79623057

tends to write for the time or the spectator

only has these gigs because of connections, having aristo blood

>>79623254

i think she's saying the film was bad anon

>>79622846
the royal family is german as fuck what are you chatting

>>79622346
>chin stroking
kek

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>>79623272

>>79623064
>being such a cunt that owen fucking jones seems reasonable by comparison

she is beyond salvation

what does 'it's not for x' mean? they are not allowed to see it, they won't get it, they won't like it, they'll get it wrong?
i am croatian, i liked it. don't know much about blacks, gays or life in USA in general, but i liked it and am pretty sure I got it.

>>79622346

I'm sure the black, gay, working-class writer and black, working-class director would be surprised to be told that.

>>79623479
>Hollywood director
>working-class
lol

>>79623479

its a coming of age story, thats it, white liberals have to turn into shitty identity politics and ruin it like everything else

>>79623468
i think she means it's meant for x, as in the creators meant to make it for a specific group in mind which she described in her post. it was meant to make money from white people for white producers. other people can and are allowed to, but they would be anomalies, in her mind.

Are you /pol/ kids gonna whine about it every time someone posts something dumb on twitter? You really should get a job or something.

>>79623468
never mind I just re-read her tweet. I thought she meant the movie is not for non black etc people so in her argument it makes sense i liked it.

>>79622846
There's been an Irish, Scottish, and Australian bond. What are you crying about

>>79622346
So the film is literally made for Pepe?

>>79622911
Bond is Scottish, not English you fucking retarded cumguzzler, I want you dead

>>79623124
I think she's using it wrong because she's pretty stupid. But I thought it referred to when men try to tell women how to fight for their rights or something, which honestly it is ridiculous

>>79623598
>Scottish

Scots are celtic idiot

>>79623601

nah it's used for when men supposedly talk down to women explaining the simplest of things that they already knew, assuming they wouldn't know because they're a woman

i think most of it is bs and a think guys do to other guys anyway but there you go

>>79623648
Yeah agree, and Owen isn't really doing that here, he's just using those facts to support his claim about who the movie is for.

>>79623124

She clearly used it to shut down any dissent or differing opinion to her gospel. Classic far left tactics, that work especially well on other far leftists. The end game of far lefty identity politics is this decent into victim Olympics. We need a new political center across the world, or in 50 years time our world leaders will make Trump look like Teddy Roosevelt. Many Such Cases!

>>79622908
>It'd make much better sense to do somebody from Middle East or India.

Why would a british spy be a foreigner?

>>79623615
So not an Anglo-Saxon then, you absolute cunt. You absolute faggot

>>79622346
>tfw working class

Do I get liberal points now?

>>79623171
Worst bait I've seen in literally days

Shame on you

>>79623765

shut up and re-read the thread retard. Learn how the argument started because you literally look like a foaming at mouth retard

>>79623171

Kill yourself.

>>79623615
i think that was his point
so not german-irish

>>79623254

I love how they use the working class when trying to lecture white liberals on a subject, but quickly call us uneducated redneck hillbillies if we don't support their bullshit.

>>79622346
are these the same people who don't tip me? Just perks of the working class I guess

>>79623777
not if youre white or straight or a legal immigrant or live in a non western country

>>79623777
By working class, she is stereotyping blue collar people who work with their hands

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>>79623529
>Are you /pol/ kids gonna whine about it every time someone posts something dumb on twitter? You really should get a job or something.
I'm not from /pol/ I just want (You)s

>>79624201
They are the new social justice warriors

>>79622346
Turbo smug is an awesome put down. I'm actually going to use that.

>>79623064
they are so cute when they fight

>>79623064
>getting btfo by owen jones
how long can one person go

>>79622846
Bond is Swiss you cuck

>>79622769
Good post

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>>79623066
You know scandinavians are germanic right? Also Normans were decendants of scandinavians that settled in Normandy. So 2 for 3.

>>79625060
That's only because the Romans categorized half the people of Northern Europe as Germanic. You might as well call all Africans niggers.. oh wait

Please, mansplain me, how come Moonlight is a good film? I didn't get it at all.

How /v/ and critics agreed that this piece of shit is a good film?

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>>79622620
tbqh i would have shown her mine in a fucking heart beat

>>79625485
She is ugly and those hipster glasses makes me want to punch her in the face

>>79625658
you are wrong, objectively

>>79622346
Did I suddenly teleport to a parallel universe where people define themselves as WHAT THEY AREN'T instead of what they are? What the fuck is this?

>>79625485
I would FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER if you know what I mean.

>>79625658
She isn't ugly. Also I want to ejaculate in the face of every single woman who wears hipster glasses.

>>79622620
Top tier bantz

>>79625485
I'd let her jerk me off while she stared into my eyes and called me degrading names

>>79625485
How does one become such a cunt?

>>79622869
Nothing wrong with Elba. He's british through and through. Just watch Luther.

>>79625858
Fucking beta. I'd fuck that bitch's cunt while calling her degrading names

>>79625944
As in a very smashable cunt? Who knows. Maybe she was born with it.

>>79623064
What a retarded cunt. I'm very glad that society is finally starting to call these faggots out

>>79626373
And it's all thanks to our brothers from /v/ and Gamergate. They were the hero society needed.

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>>79623101
You mean he has good taste?

>>79623064
> mansplaining

Always ignore a person whenever I hear them say that unironically. Cue the video of the Australian politician who criticises a female politician as sexist for using the term.

>>79626572
>Always ignore a person whenever I hear them say that unironically.
Then you maybe retarded. She's obviously using it to trigger the moron.

>>79622346
Who is this woman? She seems ridiculous.

Is there ever a case of a woman reviewers opinion I should give a shit about?

I've yet to see one give an opinion that wasn't politically correct, had some agenda tied to it or wasn't filled with buzzwords.

that is pretty much the case for most male reviewers as well but almost all women are like that

>>79626572
Holy shit, this is golden
https://youtu.be/ZOXh5repOWI

>>79626631
Ridiculously fuckable, that she is. Hate-fuckable, even. Hawt.

>>79623101
>>79626557
>He dated a Swedish woman, an australian-japanese woman and an african american woman

If anything, he's more of a "I don't give a shit, I'll fuck anything" kind of guy, not an oil driller, mate. Definitely not "exclusively" like you claimed.

He still has kind of a shit taste for someone so handsome, though.

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>>79623064
How can both sides of an argument be so wrong

>>79624201
That kid looks like a young Alex Jones

>>79626666
Nice quints. Great video. Thanks for sharing, anon.

>>79626666
Also related:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OioQCzG7KJc

She is right to a point. It is Oscar-bait.

>>79622846
Bond is Scottish-Swiss