Sorting Hat

>>79622043
hufflepuff

>>79622043
Azkaban
HBP
Dh1

>>79622761
>worst hp movies

definitely makes you slytherin

>>79622043
>>primary lessons on the british class system

wat did the hat kuk by this?
also talking about fucking childrens shite in 2017. just fookin top yerself now mate.

>>79622043
very hufflepuff

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>>79622786
>worst

>>79622043
Most Hufflepuff.

>>79622815
Top dumbcuck. Hufflepuff.

>Once Upon A Time In America
>The Godfather Part II
>Taxi Driver

>Batman V. Superman
>Man of Steel
>Suicide Squad
JUST.

>>79623417
Slytherin

>children of men
>sicario
>heat

>>79622043
The Dark Knight - Empire strikes back - Seven samurai/Ran/Hidden Fortress

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I sort this thread into the house of "dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises". Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>Schindlers List
>Her
>Alien

>the Thing
>Barry Lyndon
>Once a upon a time in the West/The Good The Bad and the Ugly

>>79623453
Gryffindor

>>79623544
Gryffindor

>>79623570
>>79623549
Slytherin

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>>79623465
Gryffindor

>>79622043
1. Léon
2. American Beauty
3. The Departed

>>79623629
Hufflepuff

breakdown:
Leon: 1 autist
American Beauty: at least 1 autist
The Departed: quite possibly a city of autists -1

>>79622043
1. Mulholland Drive
2. Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
3. There Will Be Blood

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Groundhog Day
Napoleon Dynamite

Hufflepuff here I come

>>79623523
ravenclaw

>>79623455
I don't know why, but I expected that. Also, checked.

>>79622043
Gryffindor

>>79623417
Slytherin

>>79623453
Hufflepuff

>>79623465
Slytherin

>>79623481
Hufflepuff

>>79623523
Hufflepuff

>>79623544
Gryffindor

>>79623629
Hufflepuff

>>79623774
Slytherin

There, I did my part.

Spaceballs
Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School
Dune (1984)

>>79623993
Hufflepuff

>>79624004
thats ok Hufflefpuff
got dank
got food from kitchens
got kinky girls "no one expects a hufflepuff"

>>79622043
Gryffindor - Normie tier/Movie
Slytherin - Fedora tier/Film
Ravenclaw - Patrician tier/Cinema
Hufflepuff - Plebeian tier/Flick

>A Knight's Tale
>Shutter Island
>Fellowship Of The Ring

>>79622786
Those are actually the three best HP movies, bar none.

Only Indians like HP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWe4xi5jsQM

>>79624090
Hufflepuff for sure

>>79624095
>Indian
>Name is literally POOPri

>Barry Lyndon
>Stalker
>La Passion de Jeanne D'Arc

>>79624075
Gryffindor - Normie tier/Movie
Slytherin - Edgy tier, dark/Film
Ravenclaw - Trying to hard tier
Hufflepuff - Just watches what they enjoy tier/Flick

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>>79624026
hufflepuff has the hottest waifus

>>79622043
Jurassic park
Platoon
Goodfellas

>>79623620
>ywn sniff 11 year old Hermione's panties
It kinda hurts to be quite honest...

>Master and Commander
>Nice Guys
>The Big Lebowski

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>>79622786
>worst

>>79624204
>>79624093
>contains not just one but TWO movies directed by david yates

yes, you heard me

Once Upon a Time in the West
Robot Cop
Rocky

Gryffindor = Normies/action films
Slytherins = contrarian faggots
Ravenclaws =patrician taste
Hufflepuffs = Fun/superhero movies

>>79624174
Gryffindor

>>79624090
All that knight/honor shit=gryffindor

The Master(2012)
The Exterminating Angel(1962)
Bicycle Thieves(1948)

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>>79624245

>>79624222
I bet you liked OOP, fag.

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>>79624223
>Robot Cop

Oh you're a hufflepuff for sure.

>>79623993
>Scooby-Doo and the Ghoul School
waifu fag
>hufffffleeeepuffff

>my wife's favorite movies
spirited away
breakfast at Tiffany's
arrival

>>79624286
he also directed Ootp you fucking idiot

Deliverance
Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
The Deer Hunter

>Lost in Translation
>Eraserhead
>Ida

>>79622043
>Fight Club
>Super Troopers
>WatchMen

>>79622043
>The goodl the bas and the ugly
>blade runner
>Gran Torino

Pretty obvious

The Godfather II

Whiplash

Scarface

>>79624429
gryffindor as fuck

>>79624090
>>79623993
>>79624197
>>79624223
Huff le puff

>>79624126
Ravenclaw

>>79624174
Gryffindor

Stardust
Dune
Galaxy Quest

rain it down on me anons

>>79624417
Never saw Harry Potter in my fucking life, but that makes you cool and based as fuck

8 1/2
The Godfather
Blue Velvet or Mulholland Drive

>The Thing
>Downfall
>Battleroyale

>>79624492
slytherin

>>79624460
ravenclaw

FILMS:
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)

It Follows
Blade Runner
Girl Interrupted.

>>79624093
>>79624204
Nice to see some actual patrician, non-poser taste.
>>79624222
>>79624403
Sad little memeing, like a retarded child. You are less than a pleb.
>>79624286
No he's just contrarian and has bad taste. Probably thinks goblet is top 4.

Lost in Translation
Eternal Sunshine
Jaws

>>79624222
That's the yatefag from reddit who enjoys parroting things he doesn't understand.

Hes got chronic samefag problems and replies to his own posts from his lagdroid and stuff. Watch as he goes bananas very soon

Magnolia
Alien
Moonlight Kingdom

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>>79624663
FILMS:
1. Пиcьмa мёpтвoгo чeлoвeкa (1986, Lopushansky)
2. Un condamné à mort s'est échappé (1956, Bresson)
3. Guns of The Trees (1961, Mekas)

MOVIES:
1. Barry Lyndon(1975, Kubrick)
2. 天国と地獄 (1963, Kurosawa)
3. Blue (1993, Jarman)

>>79624796
Fuck that last one, couldn't think of shit.

Starship Troopers absolutely replaces Moonlight Kingdom.

Police Academy
Police Academy 4
Police Academy 5

>>79624802
you wont even be accepted to hufflepuff, autismo

>>79624197
Gryffindor

>>79624776
Hufflepuff

>>79623417
>>79624090
>>79624174
>>79624223
>>79624417
>>79624775
>>79624796
wew looks like the imdb forum refugees are here

>>79624814
Gryffindor

The amount of people samefagging their own post in this thread is ridiculous, but then again it seems like the only way anyone is actually going to rate somebody is by responding to themselves

>>79622786
>worst
Literal faggotry. Hufflepuff.

>>79624934
It's not people samefagging. It's the same voters posting with every new person who enters the thread.

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>>79623465
Children of men is my favorite movie too anon

Lost in Translation
Phoenix
Black Swan

>>79624866
the thread said favorite movies, not best. By comparison i'd never say robocop is better than blade runner for example, and there's movies that are unmistakably best of the best but are not my favorites. You're an autistic retard essentially who cant differentiate from a favorite's list to a bests list

>>79622043
Ravenclaw
>>79623417
Hufflepuff
>>79623523
Slytherin
>>79623544
Hufflepuff
>Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
>Phantom of the Opera (1925)
>Stand By Me

>>79624991
>there is a difference between best and favorite
>robocop and blade runner are his go to examples
imdbrefugees everyone

>>79625075
Willy Wonka Depp version?

>>79623511
Came into this thread to read this.

>>79624492
gryffindor as fuck

> Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
> The Brothers Bloom
> a recent addition to my top, Monthy Python and the Holy Lel

sort my parents /tv/

Dad: Caddyshack, Animal House, and Scarface

Mum: Moonstruck, Sound of Music, and Beauty and the Beast

i'll even text them the results

>>79625272
your dad is hufflepuff
your mom is ravenclaw

>>79625427
Hufflepuff is confusing but Ravenclaw makes sense, thanks mang. Dad's gonna freak.

>Spirited Away
>Breakfast at Tiffany's
>Arrival

>>79625151
No, that one's titled Charlie.

>If you like mainstream/"Reddit" movies
Gryffindor
>If you like pleasant movies
Hufflepuff
>If you like edgy "le deep" movies
Slytherin
>If you like movies you personally consider """"good""""
Ravenclaw

That's what you're trying to say aren't you?

>>79622043
Alien
Back to the Future
Blade Runner

>>79622043
I have been sorted before so let's see if you get it right
>Back to the future
>Trainspotting
>Goodfellas

>>79625920
Gryffindor.

>>79622043
Drunken Master
Singing in the rain
Ace Ventura When nature calls

FAAAAAAGGGGGGGGSSSSSS

>Maniac (2012)
>Entrance
>Drive

>>79626045
Classic Durmstrang.

Drive
Interstellar
Nausicaa

>>79626040
>Singing in the Rain
>Ace Ventura When Nature Calls

How? How can both possibly be in your top three together?

Lawrence of Arabia
Fury Road
Robo Cop

>>79625539
I SAID
WHAT ABOUT
BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

Fight Club
Pulp Fiction
Big Lebowski

>>79626349
>>79626087
Gryffindor

>>79626040
Ravenclaw

>>79626568
Redditpuff

>>79623511
>harry potter threads trigger this autistic pasta

every time

>>79626390

HOW CAN ANY OF THIS SHIT BE IN ANYONE'S TOP 3 FILMS?

there's been like 1 or 2 people who have posted honest movies like heat or maybe barry lyndon. and that's not even me saying i like them enough to where i'd consider them top movies. enjoyable, but they're entry level shit. but you can see actual thought into their taste other than "lol i saw this on netflix last the other night xD"

i don't know what the fuck most of these people are doing on this board because clearly they have little to no interest in movies or tv.

>>79626568
Slytherin if going by >>79624075 standards

>Antichrist
>Brazil
>Freddy Got Fingered

>>79626568
Hufflepuff

>>79626512
Gryffindor

>>79626349
Ravenclaw

>>79626087
Slytherin

>>79626635
Slytherin without a doubt

>>79626111
The irony is that more sodomy probably happens at Durmstrang than any other magic school.

>>79626655
The gay ass site put me in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, never Slytherin.

>León
>Frozen
>Three Colors: Blue

>>79626806
Hogwarts doesn't accept pedos

>Lawrence of Arabia
>No Country for Old Men
>The Outlaw Josey Wales

>>79626854
Hogwarts doesn't accept grown ass men either and yet here we are.

>>79626390
They are both masterpieces in their own respect. I have a connection to both films, my grandad took me to see them when he was still alive.

Not everyone likes films for superficial reasons. I mean what's the purpose in trying to impress people on an anonymous throat singing board? There's got to be a point where you start forming your own opinions on things.

>>79626946
Good on you man. Ace Ventura is pure kino.

>>79626946
>Ace Ventura
>masterpiece
pick one

Return of the Jedi
Lost in Translation
Good Will Hunting

>>79626982
hufflepuff for sure

>>79622043
Stalker
Apocalypse Now
Rebels of the neon god

>Apocalypse Now
>Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>The Godfather II

>>79626568
Gryffindor as fuck

>>79624663

You're one autistic fucker.

>>79627009
Ravenclaw

Lethal Weapon
Lethal Weapon 2
Grosse Pointe Blank

>>79622043
Cavalry
Prince of Egypt
The Big Lebowski

>>79626994

Goddamn it.

>>79626614
Like I have to defend my taste to you, Kek. Your rambling post was hard to read. How can you not understand people have their own preferences and love for films based on their own lives and experiences.

Not everyone's taste is determined by the hive mind. With the amount of sheep brained contrarion fucks on here being honest about your film taste is the only way forward. MAKE UP YOUR OWN MIND ON THINGS

>>79626968
Watch it again with a clear mind and you will see it is the best film ever created

>>79622043
Lawrence of Arabia
Fiddler on the roof
Apocalypse Now

>>79626021
Why?

>>79627032
Gryffindor

>>79627205
There used to be a UPS guy that would deliver packages at my work that were beat to shit. Every time we'd get one I always thought "this Ace Ventura motherfucker is destroying these packages..." I never complained but I guess someone did because I never see him anymore.

>>79622043
The Apartment
Amadeus
Day for Night

Predator
Blade Runner
Death Wish II

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>>79626614
show these plebs what a true patrician considers good, anon.

>>79627416
Ravenclaw but just barely because of Amadeus

>>79627445
Gryffindor as gryffindor gets

>>79627281
>>79627013
Ravenclaw

>>79625272
mom is ravenclaw, dad is gryffindor

>>79624492
Expelled

>Rush
>Zoolander
>Deathproof

A Clockwork Orange
Apocalypse Now
The Holy Mountain

The Thing
Raiders of the Lost Arc
Empire Strikes Back

>>79627851
this shit is redditpuff meme tier

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
Robocop (the original, of course)
The Human Condition

>>79627866
Ravenclaw as fuck. Good taste anon

>>79627884
Gryffindor

>>79622043
Super
American Beauty
MacGruber

No joke no meme these are my three desert island movies

Trainspotting
Trainspotting 2
Silence

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>>79627988
Gryffindor. Also checked

>>79628033
First one had you heading toward Hufflepuff
Second one had the Hat reconsider, maybe Gryffindor
3rd one got ya expelled

Apocalypse Now
The Hateful Eight
Reservoir Dogs

>>79625093
what are your favorite/best movies then mr patrician

>>79627851
hufflepuff, for zoolander

>>79622043
Gryffindor
>>79622761
Squib
>>79623417
Slytherin
>>79623453
Dementor's Kiss
>>79623465
Gryffindor
>>79623523
Hufflepuff
>>79623629
Hufflepuff
>>79623774
Slytherin
>>79623878
Hufflepuff
>>79624090
Squib
>>79624126
Ravenclaw
>>79624174
Gryffindor
>>79624417
Dementor's Kiss for Strangelove meme
>>79624429
Gryffindor
>>79628154
Dementor's Kiss

Here's mine:

The Hound of the Baskervilles (1959)
Paths of Glory (1957)
The Dark Knight (2008)

>>79627851
Gry
>>79627866
Raven
>>79627884
Huff
>>79627988
Sly

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>>79626563
SHE SAID "I THINK I REMEMBER THE FILM
AND AS I RECALL, I THINK WE
BOTH KINDA LIKED IT."

No Country For Old Men
The Truman Show
For A Few Dollars More

LotR: Two Towers
Requiem For A Dream
Birdman

>>79628451
pufflehuff

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>Ran
>Synecdoche New York
>Amadeus

>>79628427
Gryff imo

>>79628634
ravenclaw

>>79623511
Right on schedule
CHOO CHOO