>cuts to them having passionate sex

Garbage movie.

>>79620835
Skipping the parts that would actually help. I am pretty good at initiating and flirting, but I have no idea how to take it from there because every fucking movie skips that part and real life normies always gtfo to some private location where I can't observe their interaction.

>>79621049
same here

>>79621075
Perhaps being an autist who learned social interaction from tv and passive observation is not the best reproductive strategy

>>79621049
that's because filmmakers aren't chads either and are as clueless as you

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Do they do it for fanservice? It seems like every show nowadays has to have a quota of people fucking in each episode. It always the same too, very rough and abrasive. If I want to watch people fucking I'd watch porn, they'd be more attractive too. Porn has never been easier to access so I'm unsure why they do this, especially since once again, there are far more attractive people in porn.

>>79621049
initiate some kinda happening

like, most of the time it's just psyching yourself up to take that step into unknown territory, and gauging her reactions to your advances.

>>79621049
Because "I can get you a movie role" is the only way they ever had sex

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>>79620835

>>79620835

SAME THREADS

EVERY FUCKING WEEK

you fuckers have too much free time

>>79621272
Because its awkward and uncomfortable, especially with other people watching.

>>79621177
>people in porn more attractive than real actors
Uh, sorry to break it to you, but you have shit taste.

>>79621270
>>79621272
>you fuckers have too much free time
Looks like you, fucking archive stalker, have even more.

>>79621270

I swear repeat threads are way more prevalent nowadays. Why? Most of the time they're not even funny, or result in decent discussion.

I don't get it

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>>79621378
>Looks like you, fucking archive stalker, have even more
>> archive stalker

honest question: how new are you?
>mfw this took 1 click

>>79620835

"no room in frame, for two"

>>79621415

if it's trolling then it's a poor job


trolling is suppose to be funny not
annoying

>>79621415
stupid people who started posting since Baneposting became popular and want to make the next epic meme XD because 4chan is for memes and trolling only rite? XDDD

>>79620835
This movie pissed me off. Simply because most women act like her.

>>79621424
Regardless how long it took, you went you of your way to open an archive and search for it, instead of just moving on to a more fun thread or to irl. It's pathetic. Also only newfags complain about repeat threads.

>>79621539
/x/ might have the answers you seek.

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>>79621106
But I have a child

>>79621644

only new fags call other people newfags

fucking newfag

>>79621049

are you saying you want to learn how to meet someone in a record store and take them back to your place to have sex with them in a matter of minutes or hours?

that kind of shit will only happen to most people once or twice in their lives if that dude. there's no way of 'making it happen', it's pure chance that you meet someone who's down for that

>>79621127

Basically.

Most bad Filmmakers are crippled by the fact that they know more about movies than real life.

This shit actually dose happen though, i locked eyes with an Italian girl at a bar one time and 5mins later we were outside banging on the beach.

>>79620835
>>cuts to them having passionate sex

Which we will never experience due to the threat of false rape accusations.

>>79621787
you can make it a frequent occurance by being attractive. unfortunately that's an impossibility for 80% of the male population and 100% of the /tv/ population

>>79621739
pants don't garnish your legs, protects your dick and butt, so it would be pic 1

>>79623487
this desu

What pisses me off the most is that I can seduce a girl I know has feelings for me easily, but at the matter of 2 days I become overly attached which drives them away from me but I just don't feel I love them enough if I don't do the crap I regret 5 minutes later. Like I'd take the conversation by myself or pour too much love into a relationship once I'm into the girl... before that, she's probably thinking about me while masturbating, after that, she gets so turned off by my prescence it makes me lose my confidence and ability to communicate like a normie.

What so bros?

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>>79621644
>>79621378

I don't think any movie has left me with such anger.

It justifies every shitty quality a woman possesses and celebrates it.

>>79621644
a newfag wouldn't even notice that it's repetitive, dumbass

>>79620835
Cuts to them paying property tax

>>79621270
>going through a person's post history
Literally reddlt

>>79625095
You would know, butthurt Redditor

>>79625102
Came here 5 years ago. That's how I know your tricks

>>79621424

>tfw your face is turning into a fucking sag bag like Tom Hardy's and you're not even that old yet

fucking welsh genes.

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>>79621787

>most people
>once or twice in their lives if that dude.
>once OR TWICE

fuck off my board

>>79623487
Spider dicks are those things on the front of their faces, above the fangs.

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>>79620835
>cuts to them having passionate sex

does this happen to normies?

is it normal to have sex?

how do they do it?

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>>79626094
Who knows

>mfw taking notes to learn how to flirt
>mfw they just skip all the flirtation and how the guy takes the girl back to his place

>>79621049
>where I can't observe their interaction

>>79621049
It's because both parties in this moment are awkward and you just have to fight through the cringe until your penis is touching her penis. That's why they don't show it on film because it's not romantic or cute.

>Girl obviously interested in you
>Literally don't know what to say or what to do

>>79626094
Go out on a weekend and wait till the bars start closing, you're guaranteed to get laid by some drunk slut. Tell her you have more drinks at your place.

Is this Dong where is my automobile

>>79626305
Just tell her you'd put on a skirt if she wants to or pants are good if she's into that sort of thing

>>79626490
>Nazi Jewish
what did he mean by this?

>>79626145
>hes not a libra and naturally gifted at flirting

>>79626542
Only lonely middle-aged women believe in astrology

For a second i though it was Felicity Jones in the pic and I was going berzerk in feels.

>>79626527
PICKED UP

>>79623582
i know exactly how you feel, i do the same thing

>tfw legitimately attractive but so inherently autistic and clingy that even girls who you know for a fact masturbated to you or who would ask you for pics all the time/dirty talk with you lose interest without fail

feels bad man

>>79622735
looks come second to personality

>>79626746
women don't think that way

>>79626627
>mfw you look up compatibility between your sign and girls you like signs

What movie ? I want to watch this sex scene.

>TFW 38 year old kissless, dateless, handholdless perma virgin that has never even been "looked at" by a girl before

>>79626685
Fuck that man. Right now this is happening with a girl I've known for a few weeks who told me she wants to be my partner in everything. She wants to sit down with me tomorrow and I'm already spaghettio. I even turned off kikebook so she can't communicate with me.

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>>79621787

or you can just be gay desu

src: ive had sex within 2 hours of meeting a guy like 3 times

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>>79629577
>tfw even gay friend admits he wouldnt have with you if you were gay