Shit just got real. The main character of the last movie you

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Raymond Shaw is coming for me and Mark Corrigan is my bodyguard. Fair to say i'm fucked

What an awful thread.

Dracula played by Adam Sandler is hunting me down. Tony Sopranos is my bodyguard. I'll be fine.

>>79617156
jesus i fucking despise this /a/ level posting

i'm guessing OP is a fat chink vancouverite

> John Wick
> Will Bowman

Welp, guess I'm fucked now. If nothing else, Wick's gonna avenge humanity.

Im on the run from the terror of amy adams and her language skills from arrival,
but fortunately i have the twilight zone's rod sterling to protect me, with his narrating skills

>>79617156
John Wick; Rick Grimes. I'm a goner.

>>79617156
adam west batman is sent to kill me but Cutie Honey has got my back

>>79617156
Leon the Proffessional

Im as fucked as the john wick guys kek

Dude from Jin Roh and the Young Pope is bodyguard I have god on my side

The Accountant sent to kill me and a sub par female officer from Frequency to protect me. Hopefully she can use that damn HAM radio to tell her dad to kill Ben Affleck as a kid or I'm screwed.

>Mulholland Drive
the blond chick? not too worried
>Archer

holy shit, I couldn't possibly be safer

>>79617156
>Johnny Depp from the 9th Gate
>Worf

Yeah, I'm good.

>>79617872

lol

>>79617156
Fuck me....John Wick is going to wax me, and President Bartlett won't stop him

>macbeth
>will from the inbetweeners
hmmm

>>79617592
haha exactly the same

>>79617569
the previous pair i watched:
Mad max v Bob from bob's burgers

pretty fucked

The faggot from Moonlight
vs
Captain Flint

I think I'm just fine.

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>The Guest
>Taboo

Well that should be interesting.

I've got an immortal super soldier killing machine trying to kill me and a weird voodoo big guy to protect me.

>>79617156
John wick. The 101st Airborne how fucked am i

>Tommy Wiseau as Johnny
>Dale Cooper

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Alex from Grandma's Boy vs. Tony Soprano
I'm safe.

>>79617156
The cunt from "The Descent" must face off versus the Flash. Depends on the gender of the writing staff.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy

vs

mmmmmhhhmmm Nokta

Probably fucked, no way I can stay hidden but Big Guy does have a knife.

>>79617156
>Clint Eastwood on Unforgiven
>Mac in IASIP

Press F

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>scott
>protecting me from john wick

Im so fucked

Dawson Doss from hacksaw ridge is hunting me... Peter Griffin can just go to the pub to be honest, he's got an easy job..

>>79618734
I don't think anyone has ever been more fucked.

>Hunter: John Rambo
>Bodyguard: Tony Soprano

I'm fucked

>>79617156
I'm fucking fucked.
>Just watched 10 Charles Bronson movies and an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm

>Jason Bourne is hunting me down
>James Delanie has my back
Hmmm I am safe mhhh

>Doss from Hacksaw Ridge is hunting me
>MHM is my bodyguard
Oh, lawd. Just wan mow!

uh i can't remember what the last tv show i watched was, i watched a clip of curb earlier today though does that count? if so LD's got my back

plus it's only some taiwanese middle schooler with a knife, i think i can fuck him up on my own

>>79617156
I got a bunch of cute tank girls to protect me from Matt Damon's character in the wall.

>Takumi Fujiwara
>Takumi Fujiwara

Eh?

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>The Rock and Kevin Hart
vs
>Jedis and rebels

hmmm...

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Jack Torrance vs Mac and Me

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>>79617156
JK Simmons from Whiplash is coming for me and the kids from Stranger Things are my bodyguards.

>>79617156
I'm targeted by Hellboy and I'm protected by David Attenborough who narrated the last thing I watched.
I'm not sure what happens. Maybe Attenborough narrates Hellboy to lose interest in me.

Mel Gibson vs Rick

hmmmm

>>79619566
Mel wins, sorry.

>>79617156
>Lucifers son from "the devils advocate" is hunting me
>one of the main characters from Game of Thrones protects me

Not fucked i guess

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Trashman >>>>>>>>>> Dev Patel

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>>79617156
>Jazz musician from La La Land hunting me down
>The Young Pope protects me
I feel pretty secure honestly.

>>79617156

>George Clooney Batman
>One of the Kamen Rider Amazons

I have no idea how to feel about this.

>>79617156
Will Malcolm be able to outsmart John McClane?

>>79617156

>ghostbusters 2016

Yeah I'm thinking I'm OK

Kiefer Sutherland in mirrors is the Hunter

Tom Hardy in Taboo is the bodyguard

I'm probably fine

>Oldboy
>9th doctor

I don't really know
Oh will find a way

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>Mark Chopper Read
vs
>Frasier

I think I'm fucked

>>79617156
John Wick is after me and Peter Griffin is responsible for my safety.

Goodbye anons.

>>79618838
Mac? You get the whole gang mate

The shit eating Salo fags are chasing me?

Brrrraaaaaaaapppppppp!

>>79619817
>a homo
>a bird
>a psychopath
>a retard
>a senior

I don't think having the whole gang will be much help anyway.

>>79617156
Kek Dirk Diggler is coming for me, oh no...
Im prolly safe with Pope Pius XIII. if he gets to use his full papal powers. if its just him maybe he can pray Dirk diggler to failing

John Wick is coming to kill me and Bojack Horseman has to protect me.

I figure he'd just shoot us both in the head and we'd be happy.

>John Wick is coming after me
>Jerry Seinfeld is going to protect me.
Oh, good.

>>79617156
The Nazi sniper from Enemy at the Gates
Jerry Seinfeld

Pottery

>>79617156
Dr Strange is going to kill me and i dont think Legion can save me.

Angry bird versus Don Draper

>Rex Hoffman
>Legion
I'm in for good times.

>>79617156

Ray Kroc is coming to hunt me down.

OJ Simpson is protecting me.

I think I'll be ok.

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>>79617156
im not afraid of a 17 year old girl

unless i have to tt-talk to h-her because she's so pretty

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>Doctor Strange
>Steven Universe

I . . . I have no idea.

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Kim Soo‑hyeon from I Saw the Devil will hunt me down.
Rodrigo Borgia will protect me.

Fuck.

>>79617156
>Riddick is coming for me

seems like I am be fucked, but

>The Doctor is protecting me

>>79617156
>Selene out of Underworld: Blood Wars is hunting me down.
>Sid out of Skins Season 1 is my bodyguard

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>>79617156

When dealing with an assassin in Miami, don't bother looking for-
>*gets shot in the head*

>Charlie Bronson vs I have a use for you
Interesting

>>79617156
Paterson is going to kill me and Green arrow/Oliver Queen will try to protect me.
Not a bad deal for me I guess.

>>79617156
John Wick is coming for me. Dennis Reynolds is my bodyguard i guess. Might as well kill myself.

>>79617156
The guy from the lobster is out to kill me and Spike Spiegel is my bodyguard? I think I'll be alright

>>79617156
Moana vs the Flash. I'll be fine.

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>>79617156

Main Character of last movie: Jared Vennett from The Big Short

Main Character of last TV Show: Rick Grimes from TWD.

I think I'm pretty safe.

>>79617156
Neo vs Olivia Dunham

I guess I'm pretty fucked up

>>79617156
Haha the original wolf man is out to get me but Netflixs Daredevil got my back. I'm good.

John Wick is after me

Alex Trebek is my bodyguard

RIP

Harry Callahan is hunting me down while Raymond Reddington is protecting me.

I feel pretty safe since Callahan would solo it while Red's mercenary army with elements of the FBI would just fuck his shit up.

John Wick is after me
Jake Peralta from Brooklyn nine nine is my bodyguard.

>Dr Strange

>Captain Picard

It's going to be a close one.

>>79617156
The last movie I watched was Sisters.

The last show was Narcos.

I think I'll be okay.

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>John Wick
>Tony Soprano
I'm dead, but it'll be pretty great

>>79617156
>The main character of the last TV show you watched is your bodyguard.
Aw shit, Shinji from Evangelion. I am so fucked
>The main character of the last movie you watched is now sent to hunt you down.
Desmond Doss from Hacksaw Ridge, the pacifist? Everything went better than expected :^)

The french woman from Persepolis VS literally Jesus reincarnate from Carnivale.

Even if she tries her ult of singing badly at me I think I'll be alright.

>John McClane vs MacGuyver

Shit guys..... can someone gove me a rundown. Also I am not sure if I have enough duct tape.

>>79617156
Doctor Strange?

>>79621020
Plot twist: You interpret that the actual main character Rei.

Main character of last movie I watched: John Wick (John Wick Chapter 2)

Main character of last TV show I watched: Carrie Mathison (Homeland)

Oh this could be interesting. We know Mr. Wick has no issues killing a woman based on events in Chapter 2 so, I wonder, I wonder.

>>79621055
Oh shit. I forgot, TV series? Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May? Hahaha I'm done.

>>79617156

I watched zootopia I think I'll be fine. TV show bodyguard would be one of the gang from Always Sunny.

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>>79617156
Not worried in the slightest, m8.

Someone give me a synopsis of this John Wick movie that everyone has been watching. From the name it kinda sounds like a faggier Bourne clone.

>John Wick
>Dale Cooper
I might last a day if I'm lucky

Newt Scamander wants to kill me while Spongebob Squarepants protects me.

>A Walk Among the Tombstones
>CSI Miami
Liam Neeson vs Horatio Caine, I'd watch the fuck out of that.

>>79621068
I knew some memer would come along and say Shinji isn't the main character

Stallone as Judge Dredd
Paul Giamatti as John Adams

I might actually be good to go? He's a decent lawyer.

Mia and Sebastian from La la land want to kill me.
Barry Allen will protect me.
Well i guess i'm safe.

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>Frodo Baggins sent to kill me
>The Gang tries to protect me...

Not sure how fucked

>El Topo is coming for me
>Agent Cooper's covering my ass

No idea how this could turn out, magic cowboy vs magic law enforcement agent.

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Live Moore is protecting me and Ellen Ridley is coming for me.

I say its 25/75 in favor of me dying.

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Ryan Gosling from Lalaland is hunting me down, but Rowan Atkinson's Maigret is defending me.

I don't even know if I am fucked. Maigret is a clever bastard...

>>79621871
Ripley REEEEEEEEEE

>>79621888
>Ryan Gosling from Lalaland is hunting me down

What the fuck is he going to do, waltz with you?

>>79617156
Kubo from kubo and the two strings shit movie[/spioler]

Rick and morty, Rick's the main guy right ? otherwise I am done.

shia labouf vs me and the winchesters
nothing personnel kid

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>>79617156

mhmm manchester

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>CTRL + F John Wick
RIP all those people.

>>79617156

Eleven from Stranger Things has to stop John Wick? I don't know how okay he'd be with killing kids, and she slaughtered agents in the last episode, so I think I'm safe.

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>Hawkeye (Mohican, not Marvel)
>X-X-X!

It's cool.

Kristen Stewart in Personal Shopper.

The Gang.

She's a fashion shopper who may or may not have mild medium powers, so should be no problem.

Unfortunately The Gang will almost certainly betray me, fuck something up or just get bored and leave, so it's probably a 50/50 shot.

>>79621823
>The Gang Beats Up a Midget

>>79617156
Wtf does spiderman want with me and graham norton?

>>79621994
He doesn't have to kill Eleven, just you.

>>79619521
Who will be playing you in the comet pizza biopic?

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>>79617156

>Desmond Doss
>Tanya von Degurechaff

lel

>>79617156

I'm on the run from Russian scientists tampering with time travel in the Dyatlov Pass but don't worry. Loren Cehak will be protecting me for some reason.

He still has the Gundam, right?

> A scrawny 18yo from the sixties is going to hunt me down with his group of Rock 'n Roll friends and their pirate radio boat

> Clarke Griffin is going to defend me


She's probably going to kill them all in order to protect Skaikru, after infiltrating Bellamy on the ship first, under the cover of a DJ stoner hippie.

I'd watch it.

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I would pay to watch this.

Mickey blue-eyes must prove his allegiance to his new mafia family by killing a witness to a murder.

Too bad he was placed in witness protection in the Appalachian Mountains of North Carolina were he as befriended a local Moonshiner.

>>79621954

he couldn't even kill himself. i think you'll live.

>hunted by
clint eastwood in gran torino
>protected by
Jax teller Sons of Anarchy

so basically im fine
>eastwood comes for me
>bikers put me into hiding
>kill eastwood if he tries anything

>>79620337

i would willingly die if she would suffocate me with her ass

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>>79617156
I saw the original Blair Witch Project yesterday and The Walking Dead last week, so I guess Rick Grimes is protecting me against that bitch who doesn't even know how to use a map.

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hmm

>>79617156
>SubUrbia
>a 20-something Giovanni Ribisi

>Taboo
>Hmmmmh. Be very.. careful.. now..

I think I can safely relax and snort some pigeon shit.

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Toadie from Neighbours as bodyguard.

>watched The Man from Nowhere and just before that John Wick 2
>watched some Kenny vs Spenny because of the thread
Fucked

>>79622149
SAC Motoko's plot armour was way stronger, even though Movie Motoko was a lot more badass.

>Birth of a Nation

Is RUN, NIGGER RUN TIME

>>79617156
Jesus got fucked up in the passion but he is the son of god so not sure.

>>79617156
Snowden vs Luke Cage.
DAMN that's a battle I would gladly watch

Beast from Beauty and the Beast is hunting me. Rust Cohle from True Detective Season 1 is my body gaurd. Beast will get to me, but after listening to Rust's depressing philosophical rant we both kill ourselves. Rust tampers with the evidence to make it look like Beast murdered me.

>>79617156
>Watch movie I watched
Hacksaw Ridge

>Watch TV show I watched
Real Time with Bill Maher

Christian man wouldn't try to kill me while Bill tries to break him over the fact that religion is pointless. Worst case is it causes him to snap and we all die.

>Samurai Jack movie
>Tom Goes to the Mayor

At least we have plenty of bear traps...

Bonjour reddit! :)

Well I watched Hacksaw Ridge yesterday so it doesnt matter he wont kill me

And my Body guard is Fox Mulder

>Jason Bourne hunter
>Walter White bodyguard
I think I'll survive due to Walts luck

>Unbreakable
>Taboo
that would be really interesting to be honest

>>79617156
>Buffy has to save me from Lego Batman

Can the power of the Slayer overcome the white-hot pain of stepping on a Lego?

>>79617156
The crazy chick from Arrival vs. The pig-fucking prime minister from the first episode of Black Mirror.

Sounds like he'd be fucking one more pig.

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>>79617156
Max Rockatansky is hunting me down but the Doctor is my bodyguard

I'm a bit worried

Brundlefly is trying to kill me while Hannibal is trying to save me? So I'm being saved from digestion only to be digested later on

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>>79617156
>John Wick is after me
>Tim & Eric are my bodyguards
wew lad

>>79621426
How could he be when he does jack shit? At no point there's anyone that particularly cares if he lives or dies.

>>79622604
eccleston was the best doctor

>>79617156
Peter Quill is hunting me down and Jean-Luc Picard is my bodyguard. Hmm

(I had to look up the name of the main character of GotG because I had forgotten it, like everything else about the flick)

>>79617156
>Rick from Casablanca is hunting me down.
>Agent Phil Coulson from Agents of Shield is my bodyguard.

I'm probably going to be okay.

Rick is a closet sentimentalist, so Coulson could probably disarm Rick and talk him out of it.

A tag team of a random japanese salaryman and a random indonesian reporter who speak to each other in engrish and happen to kill people decide to team up and hunt me down, and my life can only be saved by Cutie Honey.

Scott Pilgrim vs the gang

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>>79622685
Fantastic opinion lad

Prisoners vs The OA

well that bitch from arrival is hunting me down

who is the main character in the thick of it, tucker?

>>79617156
Hacksaw Ridge
The Walking Dead

Feeling pretty safe bro.

>>79617156
Batman and Superman vs. Tom Fucks-his-sister Hardy. He is a big guy but I am screwed

Well the last movie I watched was the big short, the last tv show was Parks and rec... so dunno it's interesting to say the least

Captain Phillips vs current year man

Literally the best thread on /tv/

>>79617156
Agent Cooper vs. Laura Palmer. I think I'll make it.

>>79617156
>john wick vs whoever you want to count as the main character of sunny
I'm fucked

>>79617156
Hunted by: James T. Kirk (Wrath of Khan)
Body Guard: Thomas Cromwell (Wolf Hall

Well, this will be interesting.

>>79617156
Travis Bickle vs James Delaney

I think I'm fine

>>79617156
>Brian (Life of Brian)
>Bobs Burgers

Bit of a none-event, I'll be fine with or without my anime ally.

>>79617156
>The main character of the last movie you watched is now sent to hunt you down.
John Wick
>The main character of the last TV show you watched is your bodyguard.
Walking Dead

Well shit

Hunted By: John Wick
Bodyguard: Marius Josipovic

Oh shit

>>79624811
wait no it's Brian v Alex Jones

I'll be safe from the jew

>>79617156
John Wick; Pablo Escobar. I don't have a chance, do I?

>>79617156
>The main character of the last movie you watched is now sent to hunt you down.

It's John Wick, I'm dead.

>The main character of the last TV show you watched is your bodyguard.

...actually that would be Naruto, so I might be okay.

Hitman is Allan (Woody Allen out of that Play it again film) and bodyguard is Malcolm Tucker

pretty chiller desu

>finding dory
>law & order

a fish with brain issues vs briscoe and green
im ok

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>>79617156
>THE HUNTER
Lloyd Christmas

>THE DEFENSE
John Oliver

I think I'll be just fine

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>>79617156
>John Wick
vs
>Gabriel
She'd probably be too lazy to protect me at all.

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Dr. Strange

vs.

Benjamin Sisko

Save me, Gentle Ben!

>Jyn Erso (It's been a while since I've watched a movie)
vs
>Lucifer

I actually don't know how this would work out.

>>79617156
I'm being hunted by Wolverine
I'm being protected by Fox Mulder and/or Dana Scully.
My survival is determined by whether or not aliens intervene.

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I think I'm gonna be just fine...

>The Hunstman is coming after me but I have Samurai Jack at my side

I'll be fine

>last movie I watched was Split
The Beast and Casey got an equal amount of screentime so which one of them is coming after me? If it's The Beast then I'm fucked, if it's Casey then I'm fine.

>last TV show I watched was The Walking Dead
Would Rick be the only one protecting me or would the Alexandrians help him?

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>>79617156
>John Wick vs Stargate's SG1 team

RIP Wick.

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>Hugh Grant from Notting Hill is coming for me
>Eric Forman from That 70s Show is protecting me

Don't know how to feel desu

Llewyn Davis is after me but I'll be safe in the arms of Captain Jack Harkness.

I think I should be OK.

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Peter Quinn from Homeland as my bodyguard.

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>>79617156
Movie:
>John Wick Chapter 2
TV:
>The Pacific

One man versus the entire U.S. Marine Corps circa WWII.

>>79620073
Mac's dad and Rickety Cricket will help protect you. Clint only has six shots.

>>79625909
You're done for, mate

>>79621129
Godzilla versus God.

>>79617156
Im fine

that ginger broad and her bro from oculus are after me-i'm being protected by benson and stabler.

>>79617156
>Billy from Buffalo 66'
>Holden from the Expanse

I'm completely fine.

>>79625971
He can't headshot the whole corps.

>>79626054
You just wait

"The Gang Kills Barton Fink"

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>>79617156
John Wick and Dirk Gently. Can I get Bart instead?

>Kung Fury is hunting me
>Dexter Morgan is my protector
Jesus fucking Christ, I'm pretty fucked.

Django from Django Unchained is hunting me but I have some lads from Generation Kill to protect me. Atleast there will be some epic banter.

Jack Nicholson from Chinatown is hunting me and Larry David is my bodyguard.

>>79617156
Renton from Trainspotting 2 and bodyguard would be Rick Grimes, think I'm ok desu

David Brent vs. Captain Willard

>>79626929
>I just ain't into that racial shit

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>>79617156

Dries Riphagen gets obliterated as Lucas Hood protects me. Mfw

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Movie: John Wick
Tv show: the stand

John wick vs randel flagg
I'm save

>Superman vs. Goku
Hmmmmm

>>79617156

Matthew McConaughey's drunk prospector in 'Gold' vs Space Ghost

I like my odds.

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>>79617156

Anakin Skywalker is coming to kill me and only Ezra Bridger is there to protect me?

I'm fucked.

>Jon favraeu from swingers vs julius caesar

fight of the century right there

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Selene is hunting me

Samurai Flamenco is protecting me.

Well shit. I mean he could probably win at first just out of shear surprise factor. But as soon as she is done WTFing she would kill us very quickly.

Arrival and Uchuu Sentai Kyuranger. Lucky would fuck up Amy Adams.

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>>79617156
Doctor Strange coming for me dosent even matter my bodyguard im cucked this nigga can bend time and shit

>>79617156
the woman from arrival and steven universe, lol im safe

>>79617569
>>79622582
>>79623228
>>79627957

You fuckers seem to forget that she perceives time as a whole and she knows exactly how things are going to happen.

>>79628047
well she know whats gonna happen but most of the time she will have no way to stop it... unless gun

>>79628102

You're either fucked from the get go, or you've never been in danger

>>79617156
Roseanne is going to protect me from Pauly Shore.

This is going to be very entertaining.

>Bianca del Rio from hurricane Bianca
>Bianca del Rio from rupauls drag race

This thread has made me reflect hard on my life.

>Llewyn Moss
>Beavis and Butthead
considering he spends most of the movie running away, I think I'll be good

>>79628361
Hurricane Bianca is out already?

>>79617156
>Demolition Man against Long John Silver / Flint
pretty much fucked

>>79620245
maybe ep10 Legion could

>>79617156
John Wick and Mike and Frank from American Pickers.

>>79617156
John Wick vs Captain Picard. I'm not sure it'd go well for me.

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>that hobo from Blue Ruin
>Larry David
Oh fuck, I don't know how that is going to turn out. Does Larry get to bring Leon? Or Jeff? Anybody?

>>79617156
John Wick is coming for my ass and all I have is this dumb Red Ranger from Uchuu Sentai Kyurangers.

>>79617156
Main char from Before I Disappear

and body char is Tim from Life of Tim

Very similar characters.

>>79628779
You dont get to bring friends

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>>79617156
>Richard Gere in Pretty Woman is trying to kill me
>Lelouch vi Brittania is protecting me
This truly will be a battle for the ages :^)

Being hunted by Arthur Dent, with Michael Bluth to protect me.
So a battle of sarcasm?

Jack reacher vs Oliver Queen. I think i'm good.

>>79617156
john wick

vs

joseph joestar from battle tendencies

if it came down to fists i'd be fine

>>79617156

So Dale from Tucker and Dale is hunting me, which i imagine means I'm also being hunted by Dale, BJ, hot chick and Jasper

And I'm being bodyguarded by Benjamin Harper, probably Susan Harper since I'm about the age of her eldest, and the kids sans Nick are going to get in the way. But they are British and Canadians are naturally coded to treat us with reverence

I think it all depends on if Nick Harper can teach me the ways of Woodcraft

Ice Cube playing Ice Cube (in Friday) hunts me down, and whoever's supposed to be the main character of SVU must defend me.

>>79628779
>Larry beats the homeless guy to death
>turns around
>you're bleeding out on the pavement, guy from the movie is running off
>looks down
>wrong homeless guy
>cops pull up
>Larry pulls a face and gesticulates wildly at both corpses as he's arrested
>Dun Dun Dun

>>79617156
Hmmm.. Alex from A Clockwork Orange with Michael from Arrested Development as my bodyguard. Guess it all comes down to wether Alex is pre or post treatment. But I could probably beat up Alex myself, he was just an edgy ultraviolence droog.

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>Film
Life of Brian

>TV
Fargo season 2

I'll be alright

Tony Soprano has got my back, as long as he doesn't have a gabagool attack. Frank Cross from Scrooged doesn't stand a chance. What's he gonna do, send me a towel?

Hardcore Henry vs Misfits (season5)

Amy Adams in Noctunal Animals.
Literally lel.

>>79629335
And I'm defended by James Delaney from Taboo as portrayed by Tom Hardy.
Lelelel.

Edge of seventeen

Stranger Things


I guess they fuck?

>>79617156
Chiron vs Peter Griffin?

I don't know what the fuck

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Superman vs Tony Soprano

>>79617874
You're a one off character and Archer tends to screw up his primary objective when pussy gets in the way. He'll be fine but you dead, nigga. And we're all going to laugh.

>Last movie I watched was Cube
>Last show I watched was Spongebob
If it's the nig we're beyond fucked.

>>79629653
>being afraid of anything while spongebob is with you

Nigga he'll win with the power of friendship

John Wick vs Julian, Ricky and Bubbles

I am fucked beyond belief and Ricky takes all my smokes

Boondock Saints vs Jack O'Neill, could go either way desu

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Elle Fanning in Neon Demon and I'm protected by Bill Maher.

place your bets

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Michael Keaton's batman is hunting me, the 2nd doctor is my bodyguard. I think i'll be okay with Patrick Troughton.

Doctor Strange is going to quip me to death and Maurice Moss cant do anytwhing to stop it.

>>79617156
>John Carpenter of Mars
>Sylar

if john is just his regular earth cunt form, i think i'll be fine

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>>79617156
ded

>john wick is after my ass
>grunt man is my bodyguard

mmmmhmmm im dead.

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i'm fucked

>RoboCop (first movie) gunning for me
>Dave Lister (Red Dwarf) trying to save me

well, at least i'll have some chicken vindaloo and lager before i die i guess

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I don't think Walter White will be of much help.

>>79617156
Pee Wee Herman and Tony Soprano. I feel safe.

>>79617156
>The Hacksaw Ridge fellow vs Tony Soprano

I'm good

>>79617156
Cyrus the Virus is hunting me down, you may remember him from Con Air...

BUT... Obergruppenfuhrer John Smith is my bodyguard (From the Man in the High Castle). The Virus is FUCKED. FUCKED!

>>79617156
rango vs james delaney. I think i'm fine

>the gang vs fantastic mr fox
Im fucked

>Hunted by Ryan Gosling from La La Land
>Bodyguard is House

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>Grizzly Man
>Taboo

*hmmmm* The Bear Maze

>>79617156

I don't even remember the last movie I watched but I know I'm fucked because Chip Baskets is my bodyguard

Casey Affleck in MBTS vs Drew Barrymore in Santa Clarita Diet

>>79625736
This is the best one.

I think it's a draw.

Jill McBain vs. Todd Chrisley

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Girl from Split is cumming for me but the Young Pope keeps me safe

Last movie I watched was Conan the Barbarian
Last show I watched was Arrested Development

I am hilariously fucked.

>>79617156

>Ryan Gosling and Russel Crowe from The Nice Guys
vs
>Rick and Morty

I think I'm good

Don Draper is going to defend me from Emma Stone's character in La La Land.

I think I'm gonna be alright.

>>79617156
John Wick is coming after me and only Bob Ross can save me.

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>Guy from Yarden
>Josh from Man Seeking Woman

I'll be fine

Steve Martin will try to kill me and Bob Burger will try to save me. At least there will be wacky happenings, and burgers.

>>79617156
>Rupert Pupkin
>Bob Belcher
It will be close

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>>79617156
>The Huntsmen vs Naruto during the Pain saga.

I'm good.

>>79617156
Jyn Erso is trying to hunt me down and Anthony Davis is my bodyguard.

I think I'll be alright.

>Wick
>Peter Griffin

won't take long

>Indiana Jones
>Jeff Winger

How fucked am I, lads?

>Dr. Strangelove is trying to hunt me down
>Captain Archer is my bodyguard
Well, if it is a fight, I'm safe, but I don't know what else that Kraut has in store.

>>79617156
>john wick

vs.

>the gang from it's always sunny

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>the Gallagher bros
>Rick Grimes

Not sure if Rick could take so much baner

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>Matt Damon's badass archer from the great wall
>defending me is Jotaro Kujo

not sure

>>79617156

>siege of jaredville

hmm so that Grey guy

>Agents of Shield

Not sure who is the main character, Daisy i guess so im safe

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Jesus FUCK these types of threads are fucking

C A N C E R
A
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C
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WHY DO YOU FUCKING REDDITORS KEEP BUMPING THEM

>>79634683
how was the great wall?

> Emmet the Lego Guy is out to kill me
HAHAHAHAHA
> I have propane and propane accessories to fight him
Thanks, Hank.

2-inch plastic that is Lego Batman is hunting me down with Count Olaf (NPH) as my bodyguard. this is amusing

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El Topo against the entire cast of LOST.

This should prove... Interesting.

>>79628779
Larry with slunk out

The little girl from Moana vs Rick Grimes

Kek im sweet

>>79617156
>Amy Adams
>Special Agent Dale Cooper
i am safe desu senpai

Tony Montana vs Jerry Seinfeld

>>79617156
>General Kuribayashi vs. Captain Picard

Well, I think they would get along fine outside of this but since this is war, Kuribayashi will do his duty and get vaporized by Picard's phaser.

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>>79617156
Moana Vs Raymond Reddit-ton

Death by anecdote.

The hippie from 180 degrees south is hunting me down, John Constantine is here to protect me. I'm probably fucked because Constantine will accidentally damn me to hell

Anakin Skywalker protecting me, and Alvie singer from Annie Hall. Good.

>>79617156
>The princess from Moana
>Luke Cage is my bodyguard
can they drown Luke Cage?

>>79617156
>the mammoth from ice age
>rick grimes

wew, i don't know, probably very

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>>79617156
The Twelfth Doctor is saving me from Doctor Strange.

Ray Kroc/James Delaney
I guess I'm safe.

Conan the Barbarian wants to kill me.
Micheal Scott of Dunder Mifflin is defending me.
Fuck.

>>79617156
>John Wick hunting me
>Captain Kirk protecting me
As long as we have access to the Enterprise, I should be good. It's not like Wick can into space, right?

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>John Wick
>The Mythbusters

wow I'm so fucked

FBI agent Dale Cooper is tasked to defend me from Captain America.

At least Dale will be able to take me out for a damn fine coffee and slice of cherry pie before It's all over.

>Jack Sparrow hunting me
>Rick Grimes protecting me

jacks pretty witty but ricks pretty into protecting people

i think i'd be ok

>Five deadly venoms
Kung fu dude who was only partially trained
>Walking dead
Dude with a gun

If it was the all the five deadly venoms vs the whole walking dead group I'd be dead because toad style makes you immune to damage.

Jack Torrence is gonna have to go through Philip J. Fry to get to me

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>>79617156
Lego Batman is hunting me down and the narrator from Walking with Dinosaurs is my bodyguard. Am i fucked?

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orlando bloom kingdom of heaven is coming to kill me, but has to get past michael scott

Dale Cooper can take down Else Jean and the Black(ed) guy too.

Blade vs Spongebob
would watch

>>79617156
>last movie
it was Babel.. Brad Pitt's character I guess?

>last TV show
American Crime Story, is OJ or Marcia the main character?

Either way I don't think I would ever be found but I think OJ could keep me safe

>>79617156
Selene (Underworld) comes to hunt me down but Cpt Flint(Black Sails) is protecting me

I guess Caribbean will be out of reach

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Pretty much fucked

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The Bride is coming for me but ive got Clark Kent to protect me. Im fucking gucci

>>79617156
Lego Batman
vs
Jotaro