What the fuck was Aunt Jackie's problem?
Lack of internet.
daddy loved her a little bit too much
who jackie?
Was Jackie a slut?
>>79617280
Norm understands the value of affirmative action hires
>>79616709
Did you even watch the show? An emotionally abusive mother and a physically abusive father fucked her up and destroyed any chance at having healthy relationships.
>>79617863
the father was okay the first season then roseanne made them all crazy because she is
>>79616709
I quote this all the time and no one gets it...
classic waifu desu
I'M PREGNANT. I WENT OUT WITH A MAN I HARDLY KNOW, WE HAD SEX FOR HOURS, I GOT PREGNANT, AND I'M NOT GONNA MARRY HIM.
... I'M KEEPING THE BABY AND IF IT'S A GIRL I'M NAMING IT GIDGET.
>>79616709
>>lesbian
gee.. i dunno lol
>dat episode where Dan goes to prison for beating up her abuser
The family value in this is great (just like in classic Simpsons). Once we overcome post-modern nihilism on /tv/ you will understand this.
>tfw there will never be another show like the older seasons of Roseanne
>>79618366
not prison but county jail in small town is okay
Dan was like my dad to me sometimes :(
>David: Hey, Jimmy. Funny runnin' into you here.
>Jimmy: Yeah, just like the library yesterday. And the cafeteria and the bowling alley. It's amazing how we just keep bumping into each other.
>D: Yeah, well, listen, uh, I hope we can talk about something other than Darlene this time, because last time I was pretty uncomfortable.
>J: Don't worry about it.
>D: So how's that whole thing goin'?
>J: Stop it.
>D: What?
>J: Look, I went to that peer counseling office. They've never heard of you.
>D: Well, that's 'cause I do a lot of work undercover.
>J: Cut the crap. Look, I know you wanna break me and Darlene up.
>D: I do not.
>J: Yes, you do, and I know why. I know your whole story, man.
>D: I'm sorry. I was just desperate.
>J: Why'd you have to come on to me if you knew I was straight?
>D: What? You think I'm gay? What would make you think I'm gay?
>J: Come on, Craig, it was pretty obvious the first time I met you.
>D: What made it obvious?
>J: A lot of things.
>D: A lot of things like what?
>J: Well, for one, you told me you were an artist.
>D: Well, you're a ballet dancer, for God's sakes!
>J: You ever had your butt kicked by a ballet dancer?
>Darlene: What are you doing here?
>J: Wait a minute, you do know Craig?
>Dar: This is Craig? The gay guy that's been hitting on you?
>D: I am not gay!
>J: I want some answers!
>Dar: No, me first. Come here.
>J: Wait a minute, I wanna hear this.
>Dar: Sit down! Not you. Come here! What the hell are you doing here?
>D: I don't know. When I heard that you guys might move in together, I felt like I had to do something.
>Dar: So you told my boyfriend you were a gay guy named Craig?
>D: No, I didn't tell him I was gay, he could just tell. I mean, no. You know what I mean.
>Dar: David, why are you messing with my life?
>D: I just didn't want you to move in with him. I wanted to stop it.
>Dar: I can't even look at you. This is, like, the most pathetic thing you've ever done.
>D: Is not.
kek
2point4 children was more kino