Anyone else watch My 600 Pound Life?

Reminder if you weigh over 160 pounds you should kill yourself.

>>79615884
Where can I stream this season's episodes? I need to catch up on the kino.

>>79615895
I'm 290 and I guarantee I could kick your ass.

>>79615895
t.manlet

>>79615895

What if you're 7 feet tall?

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>>79615910
I want you to lose 50 pound by next month if you want surgery

not really, but these threads are always comfy so let's see them fatty stories

>>79615910
>almost 300 fucking pounds

That is straight up obese, dude.

>>79615961
kek

>>79615982
I'm over 6 feet so it isn't that bad.

>>79615982
Yeah, if he's 5'8" you fucking moron.

>>79615884
Batman weighs 210 lbs.

I don't watch live feeds from America

My parents love watching this shit when its on. To me, its fucking depressing knowing that not only do people like this exist, but they let themselves be exploited by the media for views and money. My parents dont think its too bad, but im pretty sure watching shit like this and Hoarders gives them a bit of a superiority complex.

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>you will never lick and savor her fat tumorous Thunt

Why live?

>>79616041
america pls

I'm 6'2" 270 lbs. With 3 1/2 foot shoulder span. Everyone, my doctor included says that I have a body structure built for physicality and if I worked out I would be a monster.

But I'd much rather eat pizza and watch TV and movies all day.

>>79616017
>>79616041
If someone were 7 foot tall at 300 pounds they'd still be obese

>>79615982
I don't deny I'm technically obese and out of shape, I'm still LEAGUES away from anyone on the show. 300 isn't that ridiculous these days for a grown man.

>>79616106
Same here but 5'11". Could be a ripped manly man if I trained for a few months but I'm mentally deficient and inferior so I would rather drink 6 cans of Coke every day and post here.

I used to watch this show to motivate me to lose weight. Lost 50 lbs.

>>79616106
You fat as fuck dude. I'm 6'2" and i once got up to 230lbs. Looked like a bag of smashed assholes, i could never imagine being 270.

>>79616110
Bad bait.

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Which 600lb-fu has the juiciest thighs? My vote goes to Tracey

>>79616110

If it was 300lbs of fat, yeah. If it was 300lbs of muscle they'd have a decent chance to kick Wladimir Klitschko's teeth in.

>>79616162
>6'2" 230 looking like a bag of smashed assholes

You have no muscle then. You're just weak and deformed.

>>79616206

Most people who weigh 230lbs are unusually fat to some extent, getting to that size in pure muscle is a daily commitment reserved for elite athletes and conceited homosexuals.

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>>79616017
Yes it is. You're fat as fuck.

>>79616106
>if I worked out I would be a monster.
I think what you mean is if you cut 90 lbs, and bulked another 25, then cut another 10 again you'd be a monster. All while watching your nutrition and macros.

But that's work and you'd rather be a fat sack of shit.
And you are fat. Your BMI is 34.7, which is almost obesity class 2.
But stay in denial fatty.

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post fatties

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>>79616378

>>79616300
I didn't say anything about pure muscle. Yes, you can be somewhat fat at that weight and height but if you have a decent muscle to fat ratio you won't look like a disgusting blob.

>>79616335
wow, you're cool

>>79616335

Yeah I really don't care about any of that. People who live on chicken and rice and count every calorie and vitamin they take are neurotic asshats. Even worse when they're preachy about it.

>>79616420
The best part is when some ultra-fit dickhead that runs or bikes 3 hours a day dies at 45 from a random aneurysm or heart attack or something. We all die, just enjoy your life you fucking /fit/ fag retards. Even if you do stay fit for 30+ years you're still going to be an old sack of shit dead by 80 anyway, enjoy your cancer and all those rice cakes and super fun runs, though!

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>>79616458
>when some ultra-fit dickhead that runs or bikes 3 hours a day dies at 45 from a random aneurysm or heart attack

Those are the best. Nature has a sense of justice, I swear.

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>>79616420
>eating healthy is hard
>there's only one meal that is healthy
Fat logic in action everyone.

You know, just because you don't count them doesn't mean your body doesn't.

you know what's funny?
losing weight isn't even that hard
I'm overweight, almost always have been, but I basically started a new life this year, so I also wanted to be healthier and later get in shape
I've lost 15lbs in the first month, do you want to know how? I EAT LESS
that's the trick, I go to work in the morning (or in the evening), then go home, do my shit and then smoke weed and play video games, I don't do any exercise (yet), I just literally eat less shit

I get that if you're this obese it's not that easy, but how the fuck do you even reach this point?

>>79616399
Is that liquor? How much alcohol do you think it would take to get drunk if you were that fat? The whole bottle? Would a whole bottle only get you tipsy?

This show is absolutely medically fascinating and I can never not be amazed at the forms the human body can take from these monsters to supermodels.

And this stuff >>79616487, post more of this, any vids?

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>>79616487

>>79616515
>>79616515

Where did I imply that chicken and rice was the only healthy meal? I used that because it seems to be the go to for fit fags.

>>79616515
Life is too short to spend it miserable and angry at other people anon

>>79616407

Unless that 230lbs has been carefully achieved over a couple of years of hard work at the gym, there's a 100% chance of a fat belly and no visible muscle tone. I agree that "bag of smashed assholes" or "disgusting blob" isn't normal for that size, but it's rare for anybody to be >200lbs without being fat at any height, even 6'2". 230lbs is, without some serious dedication in the gym, fat as fuck.

As an example, 6'2" and 230lbs is basically the ideal height and weight for a rugby prop forward, also known as "the position of fat bastards".

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>>79616458
>just enjoy your life
This is something I'll never understand. Fattie's mantra of "enjoy your life while you can." They only say that because 1.) Their lives are 25-30 years shorter then everyone elses. 2.) They are physically incapable of enjoying a lot of things in life due to their size. So that leads to 3.) The only thing I can enjoy is food

Which just means you spend your life sitting around eating instead of actually living. And yet, you say you do this because it's how you enjoy life.

I wonder how you'll feel in 10-20 years when you have multitudes of health problems on death's door.

>>79615895
tfw I've weighed 106lbs since freshmen year of highschool... 10 years ago

I'm only 5'3 so manlet tier but still, at least I will never have to worry about being a lardas or having to cut weight for wrestling.

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>>79616616
>this bitch 350lbs and like 5'3"
>mfw 6'6" and have to eat five meals a day to make 210lbs lifting

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>>79615884
>amerilards

>>79616693
I am >>79616653
and I know that feel, I've been trying to gain weight by weight lifting everyday, pounding two protein shakes right after and eating 4+ times day

>>79616616
In the grand scale of things worrying about 20 or 30 extra years of life is like saying it would be nice if each day was a millisecond longer, stop trying to grasp onto life so hard, stop fearing death. Fat people are the ultimate alphas because they're the least afraid of death.

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>>79616776
33% of the average lifespan is not insignificant milliseconds.

>Fat people are the ultimate alphas because they're the least afraid of death.
okay, that's just bait.

>>79616458
anyone that works out 3 hours a day enjoys working out and enjoys being fit, doofus. being active is awesome.

only a fatty would think that being fit is some kind of torturous lifestyle you have to force yourself to maintain and endure, lol.

>>79616776
you would tell others anything to justify being a fat fuck, wouldn't you?

>>79616776

Bullshit, fat people are so afraid of death they don't even go outside. Obesity is like 80% fear.

>>79616849
>being active is awesome.
lol sure thing, pal. That's why you look like you're literally being tortured doing it. Stop lying to yourself, no one is buying it.

>>79616889
sorry for responding I thought you were actually serious, please disregard my post

>>79616889
>no one is buying it
Ya know, except the millions of people who regularly frequent the gym.

>>79616592

Is there anything that tastes better than chicken and rice though? I've never found anything

Maybe fish and rice (sushi) ??

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>>79616561
>and I can never not be amazed at the forms the human body can take from these monsters to supermodels.

It's fascinating, isn't it?
>redditgoon friend bitches about how fragile humans are
>mfw thinking about how long people like the OP have survived with what, 5 times the necessary level of fat to survive?

>>79616889
Working out, breaking maxes, and seeing massive improvements through working out is possibly one of the most rewarding things you can do as a human being.

>tfw watching this show while in the middle of binge eating
lol my life is fucked

>>79616962

Ive had that before, pretty mediocre, also non-whole wheat bread, especially fried, gives me acid reflux

I only eat meals that make me feel good after eating them, if I eat something that tastes decent but makes me feel sick, it poisons my memory of that food's taste and I don't want it anymore

This is why I don't eat greasy pizza or greasy burgers (pizza and burgers can be okay occasionally, if they are made by a quality cook, just not greasy nasty shit you usually get at, for instance a fast food place)

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>mfw link related at 1:21

https://youtu.be/iE95bLUhm64?t=1m21s

>>79616419
High school; the reply

>>79616995
>one of the most rewarding things you can do as a human being
That just makes you sound like a pathetic meathead with no personality or interests beyond making your muscles look good.

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>>79617059

>>79616399
>>79616378
>>79616487
how does this shit even happen?

>>79617101
>Tribbiani's acting career never happened

>>79617100
Exactly. What does your body contribute to the economy? At least fat people can be counted on as valued customers.

>>79617100

He said it was "one of"

I don't see why that's unreasonable, physical achievement is very satisfying and rewarding, there are other rewarding things like family bonding and intellectual pursuits, but achieving physical fitness goals is very worthwhile

Why would most of these neckbeards watch it when they live it?

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man i love this frickin show

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>>79617100
>“No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.”

Socrates

>>79616978
Totally agree Anon.

>>79616530
My weight loss plan(lost 30kgs in six months) was eating less and drinking 3L of water per day and cutting out all sugar drinks, only water to drink.

My trick is, if it isn't on a plate I don't eat it, so no snacking, no "treats", no buns or bars. Jut my three meals a day and a Subway sandwich on Monday nights because the girl at Subway on Monday nights is a QT.

I break my diet the first Thursday of every month and have a few snacks or chocolates I've been craving, but otherwise I'm pretty strict. I get myself an ice-cream every 100kms I cycle on my bike as well.

Just know that the first few Kilograms you lose are the easiest, it gets harder and slower after that. Aim for maximum 2kgs a week maybe 6-8kgs a month.
Good luck.

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>>79617176
>quoting a little boy fucker drooling over the male body

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Has anyone noticed the current season being more dramatic?

This guy's follow up should be good. Especially if his wife doesn't lose any weight with him.

Fat people are a cancer on society.

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>>79617201

>>79615961
>I want you to lose 50 pound
>50 pound

fuck, i even read it in his voice

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>>79616776

>>79616017
Being this delusional

>>79617231
I'm watching the episode after that one now, Erica, and feel bad for her because she's trying to get to Austin to change and her sister is being a fucking bitch to her every step of the way

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>>79617506
Ever notice how every Californian on this show buys pan dulce?

Even Pauline had her son get some.

Started watching it last week. It's great for motivation, even got me to start eating vegetables.

>>79617572
kek yes, I live in socal and there is a mexican grocery market literally a 2 minute walk from my house. Those things aren't even that great imo.

>>79617572
because its in literally every bodega and grocery store.
its pretty shit desu.

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>>79617878
T H I C C

>>79617590
>got me to start eating vegetables

You should do it because you like it, it tastes good and you feel better after eating it.

>>79617919
but it doesn't taste good and no one "feels good" after eating a bowl of green beans

>>79615910
Well, if you manage to fall on him maybe

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>>79617901
oh my

>>79617931

Veggies are yummy, sorry that your fatty brain is so warp by disgusting junk food that you cannot appreciate this.

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>>79617977
enjoy

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>>79618012
OH MY

>>79617987
>Veggies are yummy
go to bed, mom

>>79615895
>>160lb manlet

hello down there little guy.. sorry i almost walked all over you... youre so tiny and easy to miss!

550lb male here. I am just over 5' 8. I get around in a mobility scooter. You suckers pay for my meals.

>>79615895

5'11 and 182lbs reporting

>>79619541
post proof

>>79619541

Yeah but i bet you it took you like half an hour to type this post

Not worth it

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150lb medium masterrace here.

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>>79616487

Delightful

>>79616110
Bad bait. If you weigh 290 pounds you only need to be 6ft 10in tall to not be technically obese (as in BMI>30)

>>79619541
And you paid 40 years of your life

>>79619982
>because being 60-100 is just so awesome

>>79616085
At least media lets those people get some money out of their miserable condition.

133 @ 5' 11" here, feels great to be skinny but damn I don't feel healthy

>shit breath control
>low endurance
>joints ache
>always get overly tight muscles

I'm fat in every sense but the weight I need to start running and shit goddamn

>>79619541
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

STOP BEING HAPPY WHILE WE'RE MISERABLE

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>>79615884
Everyday :^)

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>>79619998
Being able to walk is awesome too

How long until normal people rise up and stop paying for obese healthcare?

>>79616592

>fit people eat rice

HAHAHAHA nigga where the fuck did you hear that bullshit?

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>>79620018
>tfw 5'11"
>tfw will never be 6 foot

>>79620084
personally close enough that most girls don't seem to notice so I don't let it bother me, same as how my dick is only 6.6 not 7 but girls are dumb and ballpark it at like 8 lol

I swear my fellow 5'11" bois are so much more concerned with their heights than anyone lower up til like 5'8" tho... you just gotta accept that you're not 6 but (depending on where you live) you're still statistically taller than average.

fitness is more important

>>79620084
tfw

5'11 is the most incognito height of all time

>>79620055
Never. Overweight people consume more and spend more money.

The best thing "normal" people can hope for is being rewarded.

>>79616420
Ever wondered how people live in first world countries where 75% of population isn't overweight? Do you really think people there a neurotics who deny themselves food every day? It's all about eating habits, anon. Just drinking tea instead of soda would make a shit-ton of difference for a lot of people who struggle with obesity.

>>79620263
>Overweight people consume more and spend more money.

Myth. They are a net negative to the economy.

>marathoning 600 lb life
>skip all the black people episodes
am I the only one that does this? They're just so boring

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>>79615884

>>79616776
in the grand scale of things our lives, existence, and legacy are meaningless. absolutely meaningless.

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Does it make you so very, very angry that there are those of us who aren't ashamed of being obese? Damn, food is tasty. So very tasty. Sometimes, when I tuck into a tub of "cookies & cream" ice cream or a bacon-wrapped filet mignon, I'll pause for a moment and think of other people who are upset by us overweight folk. Their tears add to the delicious flavor.

Now, if you *truly* hated the epidemic of obesity in your nation, you would do something about it. Targeting consumers like myself shows laziness and weakness. Targeting corporations like RJR Nabisco, Nestlé and Monsanto, however... well, my good friend and fellow poster, that shows courage. Courage I'm 100%-positive you never had. Or, you could start a nation-wide campaign to encourage people to eat healthier while showing them the benefits and techniques involved in calorie-burning exercises.

'Course, I wouldn't expect anything of you. I mean, after all, you ARE all massive faggots.

>>79620263
>what is healthcare debt
Look it up. Specifically for heart conditions and diabetes.

Upwards of $500 Billion in AUS.

>>79620356
that's a big toilet.

>>79620347
exactly. spending that time running around like a hamster in a wheel and refusing yourself all the wonderful food of the world just so you can squeeze out a few more years of existence (hopefully! not even guaranteed) is retarded

>>79620296
He's thinking in Keynesian economics terms to justify welfare. The more free money we give people the more it puts back into our GDP.

The thing is that it's actually harmful because it props up shitty companies, like chip factories, Micky Deeees, ect. Instead of feeding that money to engineering companies or pioneering tech comps

>>79620374
some people find wonder and happiness in exercise and healthy eating.

to each their own.

>>79617590
Do you mean like potatoes or something? What kind of vegetables are you supposed to eat?

>>79620367
for poo

>>79617987
Modern research suggests that your diet has great effect on the composition of your gut flora which in turn can lead to changes in way you enjoy food.

>>79620356
Pls be trolling,I don't want you to die of fatness.

Your friend
Anon

>>79620055
You should look into the core reasons of american obesity. The best way to stop the epidemic would to stop subsidising corn, dairy and meat and maybe helping healthier parts of food industry instead.

>>79616090
What am I looking at here?

>>79620564
Or you know, we could subsidize government internment camps for people with high BMIs.

No healthcare or meds unless you drop 7lbs a week.

tfw 5'10 and weigh 136

>>79620589
Necrosis, diabetes, bed sores, blood flow issues, and parasites.

>>79615884

I never miss an episode. I live it... everyday when I look in the mirror :(

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>>79620680

>>79616378
Mental deficiency. Aka, Murica

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>>79620680

>>79620589
A hot sexy Thunt of course

>>79620510
Not at all. Food is just so fucking good. Why should I deny myself these pleasures just because some people don't like my lifestyle? I weigh 315lbs, but I carry it well and get told I look like I weigh 270 at worst.

>>79616399

Wine buttle

>>79616530
I EAT LESS

E
A
T

L
E
S
S

That's the key.

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Why is she so cute bros?

>>79619637
No. I don't want my pics on this shit hole.

>>79619741
Took me 5 minurtes

>>79619982
Yeah but I got to eat whatever the fuck i want and watch as many movies and play all the later releesed video games that you saps paid for. Im 35 now and ready to go

>>79620022
Im not really happy just probably as happy as you guys onhere. im not depressed I just like to eat amd watch tv in bed

my days are pretty chilled. eat smoke pot watch porn watch tv and play video games until i fall asleep. rinse and repeet every day

fuck work and fuck exersise wich is a myth anyway.

Im not very healthy but people going gym is just as bad and just showing off

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>>79620770
>yfw she lost most of the weight

>>79616616
Their life has been diminished to a simple thing: just eat. That's all they amount to. All else is a failure to them.

>>79620805
CUTE

>>79620772
>Im not very healthy but people going gym is just as bad and just showing off

kek

>>79616378
>/pol/ gets a gf

>>79620730
>Why should I deny myself these pleasures
You shouldn't, but you should have some restraint or you'll end becoming a human potato.

>>79620805
lol the face shots are so misleading. Her legs, arms and stomach will never look normal

she is also a broken person.

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>>79620770
Her thighs were boner inducing

>>79616460
I love that you can see the disgust in the Laker Girls' eyes.

>>79620838
she's still a girl with feelings and a personality you mental midget

>>79620308
There was one Black Woman who was totally immobile. And then at one point she set up a fryer and started frying up some chicken.

Made me kek.

>>79616460
>eat like you meanit

>>79616889
>Looks painful to exercise
>Avoid doing it
>Eating is easy and enjoyable
>Eat more
>Get super fat

Nothing in life that's worth doing is ever easy. How does it feel to have failed at life?

>>79617106
Being a disgusting FAT FUCK is one way for that to happen

Why do we consume, /tv/?

What is the purpose of eating? Of transferring energy?

>>79615895
>what is muscle

>>79620893
lol i should find this

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>>79620918

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>>79620842
Looking at this and thinking about the smell made me fucking gag bad

>>79620918
Go to bed jaden

>>79620918
For entertainment. We're a very bored people.

>>79617106
the same way people drink themselves to death

>>79620356
>Damn, food is tasty. So very tasty.

No it isn't. There is a point where eating enough food, food becomes disgusting and you want to throw up. There is a DEFENSE mechanism that stop most normal human beings from over eating. Fatties have lost this defense and are literally broken people.

also
>using this stale pasta

at least you got some (you)s

>>79620842

>pores as big as pennies

dude

Funny you bring this up...

Currently dating a fat girl, we've been together for about five years.

Creativity is essential to maintaining a well groomed obese girlfriend. Every day I have to think of exciting and interesting ways to interest her in showering. At least four or five days a week I have to shower with her, and the only reason she even gets in the shower is because she can lean against me while I finger her. After she gets off, she lets me shampoo her hair, and soap her up.

The worst part though, the part that I cannot even remotely enjoy, is the wiping. She has trouble really reaching back there after a particularly wet bowel movement, so I have to help her wipe. It's not TERRIBLE, but it is unpleasant.

I don't really enjoy it, but it's better than the alternative of having this smelly fat chick masturbating on your sofa and then touching your controllers with those hands. Before I knew to bathe with her and wipe her, I actually found FECES between the buttons and under the analog stick of my PS4 controller.

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>>79620975
I remember this pasta

>>79620854
Yeah she finally gets the opportunity to be shallow and post selfies which are lapped up by a bunch of virgins on the internet. What a glowing personality on show.

I am a 5'11" (girl) but nice try.

>>79620975
What would happen if you left her without a phone or any way to communicate?

Would she just like, die?

Isn't that literally the opposite of what humans are supposed to be attracted to?

>>79620955
Food is tasty you faggot. Maybe you should stop eating disgusting shit like vegetables that aren't covered in cheese

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>>79617149
hick bathroom

>>79620910
Exercise is great for your health and all but it's not necessary to lose weight. What's necessary is diet.

>>79621021
Of course it is. And then your stomach gets completely full and you don't want to eat any more. At least that's how it's supposed to work.

>>79616889
>he has never experienced endorphins from exercise

>>79621006
display mammaries or vacate the premises immediately

>>79621051
>experienced endorphins from exercise
this is a myth you jackass, it's what runners tell themselves to keep pushing through because what they're doing is so fucking miserable

>>79620842
baymax

>>79621021
>vegetables
>covered in cheese

lol do fatties actually do this? holy hell what a miserable life

>>79619541
>>79620356
>>79620374
>>79620564
>>79620730
>>79620772

Fat Fucks.

>>79621094
It's the same guy.

He's been trolling for like 2 hours.

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>>79621108
nah

>>79620730
The reason why obese people are so despised is simply because it's difficult to respect people who clearly don't respect themselves.

The obvious solution is to take obesity off the list of disabilities you can get paid for. Try telling me the amount of morbidly obese wouldnt nosedive overnight.

>>79621094
Fuck you hater. Embrace life and enjoy it, you only get one shot at it

>>79621006
>5' 11'' girl
good luck never getting laid you fucking ogre :^)

>>79621116
That's nice, but I don't give a shit what others think of me, especially pricks like you

>>79621029
This. Exercising is good for supplementing a diet, but real weight loss comes from simply eating less.

>>79621139
You do give a shit, though. You've been posting about how you don't give a shit for a while now

>>79621070

You don't know so shut the fuck up fattie!

>>79621139
>I don't give a shit what other think of me
>Especially pricks like you

You clearly do care since I obviously struck a nerve there. I wasn't even insulting you, I was just stating a commonly held human behavior. Of course that didn't stop you from getting butthurt. You're clearly insecure as fuck, dude and if being fat makes you this insecure then you probably should just lose the weight.

>>79621163
I was in the Marines for four years, ran three days a week for four years, uphill, long distance, sprinting, in boots, never once felt fucking endorphins. It's bullshit.

>>79620918
>we
Speak for yourself, fatty.

>>79621195
You know that feeling you get about 10 minutes after a post-run stretch? It's a literal buzz.

It's not immediate, but if you ran that much you definitely felt it.

>>79621224
Everybody consumes, though. Or else you'd be dead.

6'1" 155lbs here

>>79621195
I recall reading that you have to be jogging something like hours at a time at a consistent rate at something like 80% of your body's full expenditure before getting a runner's high. Of course you do get a small increase in endorphins from running or exercising in general, especially during the rest of the day after your exercise. But, yeah, runner's high is basically a meme and most people who claim they've felt it were probably just feeling happy in general.

>>79621070
It's not. I've experienced it only once in my life after I went rollerblading for the first time in my life with a bunch of experienced dudes. After five hours of struggling to follow them through the city my legs hurt like hell but in the end it's probably the happiest I felt in my entire life. This feeling lasted for like half of hour. I've done a lot more speed skating and other sporty stuff since than but nothing like that ever happened again.

>>79621251
>the rest of the day after your exercise
I won't deny that I felt pretty good the rest of the day after a 6am run, but I never experienced the runner's high.

>>79621281
Yeah, you did.

That's the runner's high.

>>79621006
>I am a 5'11" (girl) but nice try.
I'll be your bf.

>600 pound """life"""

>>79621070
>this is a myth you jackass
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

>>79621156
>>79621188
It's called banter, dude

>>79621297
Pretty sure the mythical runner's high is supposed to occur while running, not after

>>79615884
ffs why? fat inert people are not interesting

>>79621338
>Damage control

>>79621352
Says the guy reeeing because I enjoy cake and ice cream everyday

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>>79615895
FUCK I'M 170

Any losing weight here?

30lb down since christmas. Feels good man.

>>79621132
but I'm a girl with a personality and feelings.

Plus any girl can get laid. Even this absolute monstrosity was letting multiple guys jam their penors into her skin folds trying to locate her snatch while you sat around fapping to her "after" pictures and defending her honour on a mongolian horse racing forum.

>>79621344
If you're comparing a runner's high to actual opiates or drugs, you're not going to get anywhere.

>>79621346
>fat inert people are not interesting

They sorta are in the sense the amount of creative excuses they make on being a fat disgusting piece of shit.

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>>79621392
I lost 40 pounds between last January and August. I'd like to lose another 15 or so but I've plateaud. I should start lifting but I'm insecure

>>79621416
Buy some dialup dumbbells and do it at home.

>>79621416
me to the left with my pointy knees showing

>>79621377
Says the fatty getting BTFO by everyone ITT

>>79621430
I'm poor and my local gym is free, I really have no excuse

i only use 10lb weights and do 50 pushups 5/7 days. thats about it Tbh

>>79621416
What are you insecure about? People in the gym making fun of you or something?

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Pictured: All the posters in this thread.
Admit it, you guys can barely see the head of your cock thanks to your massive guts.

>>79621416
only fucking psychopaths would laugh at a fat person trying to lose weight at a gym

you will gain their respect if you continue to go and stay on the plan

>>79621478
I'm afraid of fucking up a lift (since I haven't really lifted since high school) and looking stupid

It's one of those things that you hype up in your head and it gets you afraid or even starting. Realistically no one really gives a shit but it's still a weird feeling

>>79621499
I'm almost 300 lb and my 120 lb gf jerked me off a few hours ago so I'm good

>>79621504

Get some decent headphones and play songs that hype you up. It will help with the anxeity and there people there start to disappear.

>>79621416
Just lift pham

>>79616420

I know someone like that and it's annoying as fuck.

>>79621518
Your Fleshlight doesn't count

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6'2 130 pounds master race here

>>79620730
go suck slaanesh's phat cock you fucking heretic

>>79616458
At least at my old age and even while very sick i would still be able to move myself. You on the other hand will be lucky to be able to sit on a wheel chair and you surely will want a motorised one to not force your arms. Fatass

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>>79615910

>300 isn't that ridiculous these days for a grown man

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>>79616460

>400lbs
>Smaller moobs than mine

FUUUUUUCK

>>79621561
Enjoy moving your sick old body around while I relax in my electric cart lol. Life on easy mode is more enjoyable than whatever it is you're striving for

>>79621555
It's okay, anon. We all know 6'1" guys lie and say they're 6'2".

Souce: I'm 6'1"

>>79621556
You mad, bro?

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>>79620626
Don't forget lymphedima.

>Cat had Lymphedima which was cancer
>These fat fucks get to live
>Leo dies

>>79615895
1. Muscle weighs twice as much as fat
2. I'm 194cm tall and 95kg so 210lb
3. I'm under 20% body fat (average is 18%-20%)
4. My BMI is under 25

Just because you're a fat no-gains manlet doesn't mean everybody else is, fageit.

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>>79615895
I'm 260lbs, but I'm also 6'7 and work out, what you said can only be applied to manlets.

>>79621504
Well I would recommend hiring a personal trainer for a few weeks to show you correct form and set you up on a regime which you can then change at your leisure. And as for the whole looking stupid thing the best comparison I can think of to describe gym atmosphere is a supermarket. There are dozens of people there and everyone's weaving around one another but at the same time no one's paying attention to anyone either and no one gives a shit what you do.

>>79621586
Just LARPing, the 'why should I deny myself these pleasures' statement reminded me of 40k too much and I had to reply

>>79621555
So you're a no muscle skeleton manlet?

Pathetic. Even girls are 6'2 these days. 6'3 is minimum manlet cut off.

>>79621499
>you guys can barely see the head of your cock thanks to your massive guts.
No, I can lift my folds just fine, I can't see my penis because it's just a hole on my skin, and when it gets "hard" only a small mushroom head shows up.

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>>79620842
I want to KISS her

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>>79621556
>>79621586
>>79621636

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>>79620084

>tfw 5' 11.5"

>>79621583
I'm 6'5 in heels, faggot

>>79621673
>Literally me
>Say I'm 6ft anyway and no one questions it

>>79616487
fuck this I'm fasting for the week

>>79620719
cute, these poor girls look nice now.

>>79621697
They all question it, friend.

The most self conscious guys are between 5'9" and 5'11"

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OHHHHHHH

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>>79621762

>>79619862
>only 6'10"
>only

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Lupe is god-tier episode

OW MUH LEG!

>>79619998
When you're still healty you can have a fun life even when old, you dumb fucking shit of fatlard

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>>79617106
mental illness
there's no other explanation, this shit doesn't happen by accident

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CAAAAAANNNN

>>79615884

What I don't get are the people who lose most of the weight but then gain it all back in weeks. It's like they either ate 100lbs of food a day or anything they touch completely sticks to them. How can someone fix their metabolism so that won't be a problem?

>>79621281
the neurobiological effects of exercise are well documented

most people won't lose weight by taking a 30 minute brisk walk everyday but it will improve their sleep, relieve stress, improve memory and lower their blood pressure

try not exercising by being a fat fuck and having no energy and sleeping like shit

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YOUUUUUUUU

>>79620975

The most unnerving thing about this, although it is pasta, is that at least one person is actually doing this in the real world.

>>79621824
Someone post that picture of boogie's disgusting bruised ass

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79620730
>I carry it well
Unless you're a pretty girl with gigantic tits, I guarantee that's a lie your friends/family tell you just to be polite.

>>79621830
The answer is they are consuming too much food.

The amount of food needed to sustain the weight of a 600lb person is absolutely astounding. They can literally lose weight by cutting down to 6 big macs a day.

>>79621877
So I should trust your word over my families?
LOL

>>79615884

>tfw 260lbs
And it's all on my stomach/chest. Legs are lean as fuck and arms aren't that bad but I have a double chin and a keg of a torso

>>79620730
>I'm not an insanely fat bastard because people tell me that I'm merely a massive fat bastard.

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>>79621797
>>79621824
>>79621845
This guy has a qt gf.

>>79621913

You have the worst kind of obesity. You probably have enlargement of the heart.

>>79621006
> 5'11" (girl)
chopping off your balls doesn't make you a girl, "girl"

>hate fat people
>4chan demographics are mostly the morbildy obsese
Why is self hate such a thing here?

>>79621902
Yes, because I have nothing to gain by lying to you. You're a fat fuck and literally everyone wishes you were thinner. Not one person in the history of the species has lost a significant amount of excess weight and thought "damn, I wish I was fat again". You're denying yourself the basic convenience of living a life free from the chains of your own weight. You can enjoy good food and not be a fat fuck. Just stop being a fat fuck, you fat fuck. It's so fucking easy, it's literally easier than being fat because it requires you to do less than what you're already doing (eating all god damn day).

>>79621006
you're a guy or a mentally deranged tranny

seek help if the latter

Lot of jelly skellies in here. You are all so faggoty and insecure when we fat people just don't give a shit. HAHAHA enjoy your miserable excercise routines and CRAPPY health meals while we enjoy the GOOD things in life. You are all vain and in denial about your narcisismusm when us larger folk just live TO THE MAX in all kinds of ways. I am very obese but my money still lets me enjoy an hour with a 10/10 skinny hooker if I choose. KISS MY SWEET MEATY ASS you skiiny fay laHOOOOsers!

I don't understand why the people in their lives keep feeding them. Once you've become so fat you're effectively immobile, you completely depend on others to maintain your grotesque weight.

>>79621889

I have bad eating habits but it's no where as bad as that. I have maybe two days a week where I just heat up frozen foods and one where I go to Macdonalds and have a few beers after. The other 4 days I cook with fresh ingredients.

>>79621968
100% of them are enablers and like being needed or just don't give a shit and let them free range on the fridge

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>>79621966

>>79621919
Bruv, he's a literal cuck, she's banging her highschool sweetheart. Her job is to just take care of him, because he physically cannot. She is also just waiting for the early death to rake in his youbucks stockpile

>>79621581
You wouldn't relax you stupid fuck. You will need it because it will hurt you more and more to do the simplest of move, you'll have more trouble breathing, you'll be more depressed you'll feel and see yourself mor shitty. But go ahed, at least you have confort in the fact that you will never have to stand up by yourself. That"s true happiness right there, eating until not being able to move and being contempt with the fact you're to sick to move by calling it "relax". Don't lie to yourself man, you know you're in pain, you know it will be worse by the years. You're response are just you defending your point because it's difficult to accept that you put youtself in trouble and don't know ho to process it.

>>79617176
Funny because Socrates wasn't even /fit/.

>>79621966
>Being this triggered by a Pictish goat grazing forum

Literally lmaoing at your life

>>79615895
>130 pounds/5.7 feet
>same wieght since HS 10 years ago
FEELSGOOD

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>tfw 6' tall and 139 pounds
>tfw I still think I'm fat, even though my arms and legs are sticks
>when I sit down a tiny gut forms
>starving myself to get rid of it
>"lift and bulk", /fit/ said
>bought a bunch of clean foods, ate in excess for 2 days
>gained 4 pounds
>felt like crying when I saw my weight went above 140

>>79622072
Is this what autism is like?

>>79622059
Please don't weep for me anon. Last week I met up with pals in the city and partied for 3 days solid. Cocaine, lobsters, champagem whores and SO MUCH FUCKING FOOD. I had a young chinese whore lick my asshole while a hot blonde rode my cock. I PAY THEY OBEY

Next wednesday I fly to italy for a wedding and then to egypt in 2 months for my friends stag party. I WILL EAT AND FUCK AND DRINK AND KISS MY SWEET CHEEKS skinny little boy got no fun fun?

>>79622072
anon, you have self-esteem issues that won't be solved by stressing over the number on a scale. you're an okay weight for your height. everyone forms a tiny gut when they sit down, it's just the way our bodies are formed. you should honestly feel proud of the fact that you aren't anywhere close to overweight in a society which actively promotes the consumption of the greasiest, most calorie-ridden foods imaginable. you're doing good, man. don't beat yourself up over nothing. talk to someone you trust about the way you feel.

>>79622072

>when I sit down a tiny gut forms

I get that too. My stomach also sticks out a little when standing due to shit posture.

>>79621966
Kek amen brother. Preach to these jelly skellies

>>79621930

That sounds permanent, I am dieting and doing some basic exercises throughout the day, I hope I can undo some of the damage.

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>>79622063
>5.7
>feels good

>>79622072
Yeah Anon I'll let you into a secret, every single person has a small gut while sitting unless you come from Auschwitz or something. Media has twisted your perception and you now believe their little photoshop memes.

>>79621782
>Being a sub-7 feet manlet.

>>79622072
You have anorexia you retard start lifting weights properly or go to a therapist

>>79622368
Dude on the right looks like he's contemplating suicide.

>tfw 6'4, 250 lbs
Not even American. Should I kms?

>>79620018
You should start a strength training program asap.

>>79616378
T H I C C

>>79622072
You have anorexia anon. Get professional help.

>>79617059
>better wipe my mouth, hate to look like a slob

>>79621609
I'm sorry about your Leo, bro

>>79621583
>I'm 6'1"
so that makes you 6'

What is this obsession with height on this entire website and /fit/ especially? Who fucking cares?

>>79622955
Gets their minds off balding.

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>>79622955
If you think it's bad here check out the BBforums

also
>WHo fucking cares
t. manlet

>>79616378
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>79623058
I'm no manlet.

>>79615895
10/10