The fuck is wrong with her face?

Some crazy guy walked up to her when she was a kid and cut her face with a knife.

You know, you have all of the internet at your fingertips, and you decide to come here to ask this instead of just googling it? Blows my mind.

>>79608913
I'd give it to Tina so fucking hard

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>>79608913
Her face too. This just happened in the past week.

You shut your fucking mouth about Tina Fey. She's literally one of the only bastions of intelligent and funny women around.

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Wanna know how I got these scars?

>>79608952
i bet it was a nigger

>>79609046
iirc German

>>79608994
same 2bh

her and julia dreyfus. idk why i find them so hot

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>tfw you'll never lick her scar

>Her father, was a drinker, and a fiend.
>One night, he goes off crazier than usual.
>Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.
>He doesn't like that.
>Not
>One
>Bit
>So, her watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it.
>He turns to her and says,
>"Why so serious?"
>Comes at her with the knife.
>"WHY SO SERIOUS?"
>He sticks the blade in her mouth...
>"Let's put a smile on that face."
>And...
Fun fact, that's the day she decided to be a comedy writer.

>>79609067
Yes, very yes

>>79609066
bullshit.

>>79609100
Kek

>>79608913

that's what growing up in Philly gets ya

>>79609066
>>79609161
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE

>>79608952
I like interacting with others

>>79608913
I'd have to guess car accident, but who knows. She hasn't talked about it, as far as I know.

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>>79609201

>>79609208
>interacting
TOPKEK

>>79609042
Epic! XD

>>79609313
What're you, stupid?

>>79609313
she got stabbed by some random dude
potentially black, but maybe white

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>>79609313
She speaks about it regularly

>>79609371
Thanks for taking the time out from sucking dick to type out that helpful reply.

>>79609400
For real? I didnt even notice her scar and i watched 30 rock

just another member of the pc left
https://youtu.be/G-J-TyqAk4I