ALAN

>>79602778
Oh dear.

Why's everyone shitting on that scene? He's traumatized by raptors and he's flying above their territory, dreaming about one isn't strange

I dreamt I fucked Pepe once after spending too much time here

>>79602984

I find it hilarious that they put the claws on the front seat

>>79602778
Somehow this shot is creepy as hell and gave me the spooks when I was watching this at cinema

>>79602984
What was it like?

Still better than Jurassic World.

>>79603150

1, 2, 4, 3

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>introduce cool mercenary team with proficiency in weapons
>kill 2 of them off right in the beginning (and crying) while the 3 one dies horrifically by velociraptors (and getting his fight scene with them cut)
bravo Johnston

>>79603413

The raptor trick scene was a GOAT scene though, probably the best or second best scene in III

>>79603480
I agree but cutting out that Udesky fight was a huge slap in the face

>>79602984

I don't think people are shitting on it.

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>>79603413
Bitch please, I don't care who you are if one of this big motherfuckers was hunting you down you're gonna run and you're gonna cry because you know this is the end.

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>tfw you love the Spinosaurus but hate that stupid fucking fight between him and the T-Rex
Anyone else feel me?
They could have easily had them both in the movie without Jack Horner's wankfest.

>>79603480

Best Scenes in Jurassic Park: Claw Scratch POWER RANKINGS

1.) Spinosaurus standing at the tree line
2.) Velociraptor wounding trick
3.) Swimming Spinosaurus
4.) Pterodactyl dome up until the scene where it picks the chad up
5.) Velociraptor strategic comms
6.) Initial Spinosaurus runway scene
....
9000.) T-rex for no reason showing up
9001.) ALAN
9002.) Alan and a kid lol whacky hijinks
9003.) "I bypassed the escape scene and called my friend who runs the 5th fleet and just happened to be in the area"
9004.) Muh eggs

>>79603654
Except that "big motherfucker" would be too busy being a fish eating pussy and doing other gay shit to even notice me

>>79603107
I was fucking a woman cowgirl and she leaned back, her head went "off-screen" and when she reached a point where I could see her again she'd turned into pepe. Pretty sure he had his smug hand too. I woke up soon after

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What would you guys do if you were trapped in the middle of Isla Sorna?
What kind of gear would you take with you?

>>79603908
10 gallons of t-rex piss

>>79603908

Claymores, grenades.

>>79603820

The fish they ate were as large as you, and they probably hunted similarly to crocodiles.

You would be on the menu, friend.

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>>79602778

>>79603951
Wouldn't that lure more T-Rexes towards you over mating season?
I always thought it was stupid that the kid had that shit saved.

>>79602984
because it's stupid gag that doesn't even add to anything

>>79603997
they might think im a t-rex baby and then i can manipulate them all to take over the island desu

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>Jurassic Park scientists never recreated Titanoboas

Why?

>>79603654
That scene was probably the one thing I can't defend about this movie. The ringtone sounding through the Spinosaur's body is fucking goofy.

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>>79603968
So avoid large bodies of water.

>have to solve 7 different captchas to post one useless line

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>>79604016
>not realizing that Alan's first outing in Jurassic Park gave him such bad PTSD that he kept believing his friends and loved ones were actually velociraptors to the point of not being able to marry Ellie

>>79602778

>he didn't get to fuck the dinosaur before waking up

no wonder this movie tanked.

>>79603908

Thermal vision goggles

Y'all bitches don't know 'bout my Carnotaurus

this movie is so much better than that world flick

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>>79602778

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>>79603908

>tfw Sattler cucked Grant in JP3

It didn't have to be like this.

You know the only major problem I still have with this movie is how there's so many cool hints at how there might have been more gene splicing and other crazy experiments at Isla Sorna (hence why the raptors are so intelligent and other shit) but the plot is so focused on that stupid family's quest to find their son that it's all scrapped aside.
It really feels like they had another plot written for the movie but it got changed right before they started shooting, I still enjoy it more than Jurassic World though.

A minor thing but having the run time only be 90 minutes was kind of annoying.

>>79602984
Because the raptor says "ALAN." It's fucking dumb and hilarious, the opposite of it's intent I assume. He should have had something like Mr. Arnold's severed arm occur like in the first film.

>>79604045
ALAN the tax rates we're paying on this park are far too high. We'll need to put up ticket prices.

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>>79603413
>get badass looking actor
>make him die like a pussy
pottery

>>79604176
my fucking sides

>>79604234

>really feels like they had another plot written for the movie but it got changed right before they started shooting

Yeah, because they did. They had a GOAT plot written in The Lost World, but they decided to splice the book up and randomly place aspects of it in different films.

All they had to do was put The Lost World on film and it would have been great. Instead we end up with the meme monster fights, a kid beating dinosaurs with gymnastics, and piss kid.

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>>79604444
I still love The Lost World's movie but your quads don't lie, they should have stuck by the book.

Funny enough the arcade machine actually went more by the book.

>>79604317
can you please explain the tax rate thing I've seen all over the board for the past few days? Is this the new bane thing or what?

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How many times did JP3 jump the shark?

Lets count

>ALAN
>Raptor behind test tube
>Satellite Phone sheningans
>Dinosaur man
>Spino standing like an autist
>Raptor flute
>Grant can speak raptor
>T Rex V Spinosaur fight
>Dinosaur mugging straight down the camera

>>79604604
GRR Martin criticised Tolkien for not going into depth about the economy of Middle Earth. He said in an interview he was more interested in Aragorns tax policy.

Its stupid because GRR Martin doesn't even go into detail himself into these kind of issues because hes a shit hack.

A hilarious meme was born with lord of the rings quotes rehashed to be talking about the economy.

>>79604760
Don't forget
>The military showing up like it's a fucking John Milius movie

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Why did the Spinosaurus keep following them after the T-Rex fight anyways?

The first movie shows the T-Rex following humans because it doesn't know if they're prey yet (until it eats the lawyer, plus it's shown hunting other smaller dinosaurs on the way), the second movie shows a giant group of humans invading their territory and hurting their baby, but in the third movie we see the Spinosaurus taking down the other biggest predator on the island and having plenty more to eat along the way so why would he keep following a couple humans?

On that note, how was he not in a shitload of pain after getting his sail clipped by the plane?
That would probably be a crippling injury irl.

>>79604760
>Dr. Saddler somehow gets the entire US Navy to assault Site B to rescue Grant.

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>>79602778

ALAN!

>>79604760

I think an entire amphibious assault force showing up at the end, inexplicably led by a bloke who rushed their from dinner, was the only real "shark jump", well besides the raptor chatting.

>>79604390
He'll always be Zito from Miami Vice to me

Why did grant daydream about a raptor with the little feather things on its head, when he had never seen those raptors before?

>>79604958
>>79605041
>get that scene
>don't get a sequel showing the military forces assaulting the island and getting attacked

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>>79603654
>that scene leading up to this when the kid recognizes the ringtone and is running after it

I could never understand what he was saying and it always sounded like he was singing to me.

>>79605423

He was singing the jingle for Kirby's Paint and Tile Plus

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Imagine being Rexy in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Spinosaurus, you fuckin' apex predator, all sexy with your scaly body and horrific crocodylus monster face. I would totally let you snap my spine, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is eat another 6 ton triceratops in his territory. Like seriously imagine having to be Rexy and not only stand in that canopy while Spinosaurus flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her bitemarks and mannish arms, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that roar and neck snap. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's THE NEW T-REX and DAMN, SPINOSAURUS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch her prehistoric fucking crocodile face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been eating nothing but a healthy diet of Parasaurolophuses and Gallimimuses and later alleged InGen bite victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the jungles in Isla Sorna. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the blood that's breaking out on her crumpled sail from the plane crash as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in her "theropodesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with Jack Horner in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill and eat every single person on the set before the studio security could put you down with tranquilizers, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Rexy. You're not going to lose your future sequel career over this. Just bear it. Hide your severed spine and bear it.

>>79606260
Nice

>>79604062
>wanting giant snakes on your island
they may have been crazy but not retarded

>>79606260
Kek

I have seen a beautiful mountaintop

>>79604991
Maybe spino found humans delicious and wanted more.

>>79604444
>>79604528
What's the plot of the Lost World book?

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tfw eddie will never rescue you from tumbling a cliff face with his strong powerful mercedes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTtnqMynJjo

>>79602984
I've brought this up before in another thread, but it bothers me they used the JP3 design for the raptor in this part. Those raptors were exclusive to Isla Sorna and Grant had never seen them before. The raptor in this scene should be the original design if it was his dream. Makes no sense he dreams of a raptor he'd never seen before.

>>79604016

>showing character has nightmares about previous horrifying experience
>not adding anything

>>79606603
>What's the plot of the Lost World book?

Essentially like the first 2/3rds of the movie (there is no san diego rampage) with Ian and his daughter and few others trying to study the dinosaurs while an evil company tries to capture the DNA of the dinosaurs. All i remember in specifics after that is a volcano explodes and destroys the island at the end

>>79602778
>HI BILLY MAYS HERE

>>79606898
there's no volcano, they just leave the island
you're probably thinking of the Jurassic Park novel, where the Costa Rica army blows up Isla Nubar

>>79606260
Im crying

>>79606898
I never understood why they didn't take shitloads of DNA samples from the dinosaurs to use for future clones.

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>>79605057
>>79602778
STEVE!

>>79603654
>Giant cuckosaur starts chasing me
>Starts gasping for air a few seconds later because of decreased atmospheric oxygen
>tfw to intelligent for dinos

>>79607175
What is Dooku doing with his hand

>>79607075
Oh yeah I guess you were right. The novels sort of run together in my mind. I thought the Pterosaur cage was in the second book as well ti I re-read the first one.

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Why didn't they just stab this raptor with something?
Also never understood why they didn't grab any of the weapons from the plane when they ran out.

>>79607251
Nothing. That dinosaur's vision is based on motion, thus he stands perfectly still. Just like Django who also hardly moved and therefore could kill the dinosaur.
That's why dinosaurs make shitty jedi.

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>>79607303
>tfw the velociraptor special effects in JP3 look 10 times better than in Jurassic World which came out 14 years later
Seriously how did they make them so fucking good?
Even the CG looks beautiful.

>>79604760

bad dragon is really doing some interesting designs.

>>79607469
If I didn't know what CGI was and you showed me pic, I'd be certain that is a real fucking lizard.

Imagine getting in a time machine and showing JP to people in the 60's. Just say that yeah, we brought dinosaurs back and this is the first kino that came from it.

>>79607469
I blame the color grading. JPIII had a similar color pallet to the original. JW on the other hand looked generically orange and blue and shiny. I just feel in the first three they had technological limitations so they had to film it in a way that compensated for the CG. I dunno. I could be way off base but that's what I noticed when I saw the movie. Just didn't "look" like a JP film

>>79605154

because he's a paleontologist who studies dinosaurs. as we've learned more about them, our mental images of what their bodies looked like have changed.

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>>79607724
I actually think you're right on the money, the first three movies feel like you're really on a tropical island with dinosaurs and the color grading really helps with that.
Jurassic World felt fake as fuck to me the whole time, didn't help that it barely had any practical effects at all despite being a staple of the series.

I do wonder if a fan edit of the film would make it look better, I really fucking hate that orange and blue palette they keep adding to every blockbuster these days.

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>>79604760
you can only jump the shark once

>>79607942
>didn't help that it barely had any practical effects at all

This is also a big problem with JW. Not to mention the main practical effect was the dying diplodicus which despite being a real thing looked faker than anything previously. Even it was too shiny and post-processed looking. The Trike in JP looked dusty and dirty like a rhino at the zoo and you see the whole creature breathing heavily with Grant right on top of it. The longneck on the other just looked like a prop head around five feet long off screen that the actor's sort of interact with. When I think of the first movie I think of Greens, Dark Blues and some pinks and reds for highlights. Same with TLW and JPIII, although they darkened those colors and washed them out a bit more each time. Jurassic World though is indistinguishable visually from any number of blockbuster movies. The art design in general was lackluster all around. This may seem like nitpicks to a lot of people but it really stuck out to me. Its the kind of stuff you don't notice until it isn't there like good editing.

>>79607942
>>79607724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M28JwMUknNk

Scene above is the only good part of JW, partially because of what you guys are talking about: it looks real.

>>79608548
Over-animated. Animals' faces don't move that much. Hell, peoples' faces don't move that much.

>>79608548
Seeing it again I do agree with you. The long camera shot down the body allows you to buy into the scene. Still, despite how well molded it is it just looks a little too shiny and wet looking. It is better on re-watch though. The only scene which managed to tug my heart strings at all.

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>>79608548
First time I saw this I was sad, upon rewatching it those eyes look way too mammal-like.
Still one of the better scenes in the movie.

Also it feels like there's nothing left at stake in the movie after everyone on the island is in the shelter, there was no reason for Bryce Thiccness-Howard and the kids to be with the mercenaries using the raptors on the I-Rex (also didn't make sense how they had absolutely no communication with the mainland to start getting people evacuated immediately or why they just cut to nighttime in the middle of the flying dinosaurs attacking).

I want to like this movie but every time I rewatch it, it gets a little bit worse.
At least I can rewatch JP3 and still get a huge kick out of seeing realistic-looking (for our sake) dinosaurs in the wild.

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>>79608548
Jurassic World is better than JP ///

Practical effects or not

>>79602778
I was six years old when I saw this in the cinema and my mom said I jumped out of my seat

I love this movie to death, since I was younger than kids who saw Jurassic Park first I always loved the Spinosaurus more than the T-Rex and loved how he snapped the T-Rex's neck but I get why most people like the T-Rex more

>>79608969
It's really not. JP3 was lackluster, Jurassic World was an insult.

>>79608920
And when Jurassic Park 3 is bad it's weird and kind of endearing. It makes a lot of dumb decisions but they're still fun to watch. Valiant failures, I guess.

But when JW is bad it's just boring, which is the worst thing a movie can be, especially one featuring genetically modified dinosaurs. Only joy I got from it was seeing the Park open and when that raptor runs in for the assist at the end. That shit was so fucking dumb I burst out laughing in the theatre.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxrvaneULkE

Anyone remember the hype from this trailer when they were younger?
I was only 5 when it came out but seeing it in theaters was unreal.

>>79609318
That wave of the chorus coming in at 0:20 gives me chills. I can't think of anything else like it. What a great mood-setter.

>>79609318
>Vince Vaughn is the direct cause of all the turmoil
>"Send rescue immediately!"

First draft pottery.

>>79602778
Alan get out of my house!
>Meeeeeeeeeeeen

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>>79608969
I disagree, despite all the fanservice the plot and characters (which people really take for granted in JP movies) were really bland and they didn't do enough to establish what happened between Jurassic Park and Jurassic World when Masrani took over.

It reminds me a lot of The Force Awakens, it tried hard to appeal to fans by adding in tons of references to the first movie (old jeeps, visitor's center, the original T-Rex, old designs,etc), and cool stuff more akin to the books (gene-splicing with the I-Rex) but in the end it felt way too much like a generic blockbuster that was made more with the goal of making a shitload of money than actually making a proper revival for the series.

Don't get me wrong, I'm fucking ecstatic that dinosaur movies are finally coming back, but the people at the helm of this really don't get what made the movies so good.

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>how to tell the audience "Fuck you" in one image

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>>79606260

>>79603701
Had to have it kill the T-Rex to establish it as a higher-level threat. The rex wasn't going to spook anyone anymore after 2 films.

>>79603908
Why was Tembo so based?

>>79606819
maybe because THE RAPTOR WAS ACTUALLY THERE

spoopy

>>79609541
Any word on what the next one will be like?

>>79603701
I think it's hilarious that they later learned that the spinosaurus walked on 4 legs like a crocodile and mostly ate fish. They made a movie about a completely fictional bipedal spinosaurus

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>>79609777
Dude had a one track mind and did all he could to nab his prize (while also showing knowledge and respect for the predators he hunted).
He also took on a T-Rex on his own, if that doesn't constitute brass balls I don't know what would.

>>79609883
Only things I know are that Henry Wu is coming back (asian scientist from JP and JW) and the farmer from Babe will be joining the cast, so they're probably going to go try and build a new park or go even crazier with the gene-splicing shit. Let's hope it's not dino-human hybrids like in the JW drafts.

>>79609955
To be fair the Velociraptors are almost completely wrong too, but yeah Jack Horner got way over his limit with JP3.

>>79607788
He's having a PTSD flashback because of the clones, not because of actual dinosaurs. Using the newer design doesn't make sense no matter how you slice it.

>>79609955

It was established way back in the first movie/book that the dinosaurs are genetically engineered mutants. They arent the same dinosaurs that ran around millions of years ago.

>missing dino DNA replaced with frog DNA
>not 100% dinosaur
>DNA altered to affect looks and behavior

>>79610053
I hope it'd be focused on the military fighting dinosaurs. In a perfect world it would be realistic, the men freaking out and suffering PTSD on the spot a la Aliens. But they've gotta sell it to kids (even though Aliens sold toys too) so they won't be so daring.

Human dino hybrids sounds dumb as fuck but it probably would have been way more interesting than JW ended up being.

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>>79610228
Yeah that's what I was hoping for too, Lost World is the only movie that comes close to capturing that feeling at all but I guess we'll never get our Turok movie.

Also just realized the old T-Rex will probably be dead in the next movie.

>>79610228
>even though Aliens sold toys too
God the 80s were such a different time. Hard R franchises like Robocop, Aliens, Rambo and so many others had fucking toylines for kids. It just seemed like the merch was a natural progression of the movies popularity and not like they were designed by committee to sell toys. Now everything has to be PG-13 or studios/toy companies don't think they can sell toys to kids.

>>79610349
I still refuse to own JP3 on blu ray for what they did to the TRex in that film. I have all the others.

>>79610411
Different t-rex, but still it was super obvious that they were like "get out of the way trex -- HERE COMES SPINO!"

Same with JW when the giant water dino eats the shark, saying this movie almost literally eats Jaws for breakfast.

we all noticed the pottery of Trex plowing through the spino skeleton in JW right?

I forgot how bad the special effects were. Even the camera work and lighting looks cheap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn-HBZdpWWQ

>>79611184
Jesus Christ so many sequences just happened in 5 minutes. No wonder this movie is a fucking mess

>>79610228
>But they've gotta sell it to kids

Funny because JW lacked toys and the few that exist were complete shit compared to the based toys of the previous movies.

>>79611184
>>79611184
plane probably travelled a couple miles before crashing but the spino shows up not even a minute later
also that blood makeup

>>79611418
This so much, the only good Jurassic World toys were the lego sets.

Not bringing back Kenner was a huge mistake.

>>79603150

It's true.

Would velociraptors really give so much of a shit about their eggs?

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>>79604760
I liked the raptor test tube scene

>>79611749
Goddamn I want to see a Jurassic Park movie with grappling hooks and blood sample/tranquilizer missiles.

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>>79602778

>>79612525
I felt like that scene was the most like the first movie, I wish they put more emphasis on it.

Is this gonna be a meme now? Cause my name is Alan and that's going to be awkward for me.

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>>79602984
>I dreamt I fucked Pepe once after spending too much time here

fuck i'm not the only one, shit was horrifying, like one those poo poo pee pee comics

>>79609777
because Pete Postlethwaite was a legend

>>79603701
I honestly cried when the T-Rex died when I first saw the film in theaters, granted it was a just a few tears but still.

I was a soft kid and was pretty young when this came out.

>>79611749
Kenner is dead for one. Its just another Hasbro brand now

>>79605157
This always sent young me through the roof.

So I'd just take my JP toys and GI Joe's and hav' em duke it out.

>>79606939
I understood that YTP reference.

>>79609624
Not having a Dilophosaurus attack people was a wasted opportunity.

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>>79615030
>tfw used that sound in an unrelated jurassic park youtube poop

https://youtu.be/p2fs-ViHjn4?t=6m28s

Why is everything so soulless, why does everything suck?

Films suck, toys for those films suck.

>>79610053
The characters in the novels were just as badass.

Muldoon blew up raptors with an RPG Gennaro the Fucking lawyer punched a raptor in the face
They both survived too.

>>79609178
come on, man. JP3 was dogshit. Jurassic World was competently made. Uninspired and relied too heavily on nostalgia, but still an average summer movie. JP3 was just bad. It was just people making dumb decisions who had no right being that dumb. It had dinos grinning at the fucking camera, and a Ka-zar fucking kid that pulled the "has it really been that long" line.

>>79615145
not having a full grown dilo in the movies is a crime.

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>>79603701
I actually thought I'd just been a little fanboy shit who hated on the spino because it killed the T-Rex, but then I rewatched the movie and realised just why I hated the fight. Because the very first thing the T-Rex does is bite the spino over the neck. It should have been over right fucking there. You don't fucking wrestle your way out of the jaws of the creature with pretty much the strongest bite-force we know of.

Have the Spino scare off the T-Rex or the T-Rex scare off the Spino and it would have been fantastic. Have the Spino ambush the T-Rex from the water or something like that, with the T-Rex never getting its jaws around the Spino and a fight-scene could have worked. But they went the full-retard approach.

>>79604849
Man, so close but so far. He said Tolkein never discussed it, and that's why he said his novels add an extra level of realism, a step of realism, but autists like you completely shit your pants at anyone crticizing Tolkein.

Guess what: Tolkeins' works have HUGE flaws too. Neither martin or tolkein was pefect

this tax meme is funny and good but dont go overboard.

>>79615504
Maybe it didn't bite at full force, maybe it had a sense of honor.

>>79607207
Do you get a lot of upvotes with these science facts over on reddit?

Dr. Grant, I'm A.L.A.N

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>>79602778
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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>>79615744
>mfw I was too stupid to get the significance of the seatbelts until someone pointed it out

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>>79604176
IT NEVER ENDS

>>79615845
no one was until they were 16 or older

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>>79604528
the final battle with chameleon carnotaur made me shit bricks at circus circus

>>79604444
>The Lost World
>GOAT plot
What the holy fuck are you talking about

>>79616032
The book.

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>>79610349
>Also just realized the old T-Rex will probably be dead in the next movie.

>>79603413
They weren't mercs though . they were just schmucks that went to william h. Macy's character's church.

>>79603413
>and getting his fight scene with them cut)
I'd like to know more

>>79610979
I remember having a sensible chuckle at it.

>>79615845
oh shit. were they suppose to be vaginas?

>>79616671
"life finds a way".

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>>79615845
Holy shit, I never made the connection. It was about Raptors scissoring.

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>>79615845
You'll love this when you see it. Check the next post.

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>>79617167
This is what you've actually made, Hammond, not a cartoon.

>>79617188
Not even I was dense enough to miss that one.

>>79612339

No, probably not. Some modern birds do have emotional bonds with their chicks, but eggs themselves don't have much value once they've been removed from the nest.

>>79616032

Don't ever reply to me or my posts again you fucking pleb

>>79615666
Do you get a lot of cock with that mouth?

>>79617188
I made the connection when i was like 8 my dude, simple concept to wrap your head around not that mind blowing.

>>79617344
>>79617207
okay fagtrons, did you notice the everyone in the movie wound up with a fucking limp in their leg? You're so smart, tell me what it means, smartypants.

>>79609624
>'fix' the Raptors because they weren't really smooth and had feathers.
>Dilophosaurus isn't 7 meters tall.

>>79615845
>Steven Spielberg was so autistic he actually came up with an excuse as to why the Kitchen freezer was open.
>It was because Hammond 'rescued' all the Ice Cream and left the door open because there was no power, and he's seen eating it later with Laura Dern's character.

Fucking wew imdb.

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>>79617486
Holy shit I never even thought of that.

It's pretty retarded to take the ice-cream out, though. The freezer will still keep things cool for hours and hours as long as you don't open it.

>>79617621
but he wanted ice cream and also the park's fucked anyway so may as well have it and not worry about saving pastries

>>79606260
Fucking a, lol.

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>>79610228
>In a perfect world it would be realistic, the men freaking out and suffering PTSD on the spot a la Aliens

to be fair if it was realistic it would be

>F/A-18s and F-15Es flying over Isla Nublar dropping Mark 77 nalpam canisters on the jungle and destroying everthing with AP cluster sub-munitions
>it ain't me starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM

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wew

>>79617486
Whatever happened to Freezer Raptor anyways?
I always lose track of the raptors in the first film, I think there were 3 of them altogether but I can't tell them apart.

>>79618424
>>79618433
WHAT THE f*ck DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

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>>79618424
>>79618433

whew

>>79618424
>>79618433
>tfw no tv series with Charlie Sheen shorting coke and banging hookers with a velociraptor

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>>79618436
The ice-age got 'im!

>>79618436
He stays trapped in there. There's just the two at the finale.

>>79618436
There were three cause she killed all but two of the others. Now, if I remember correctly, one is killing Muldoon, while Ellie encounters another one in the bunker. She locks that one in, but it escapes. Then two raptors attack the kitchen, one of them gets locked in the freezer and the third one appears from somewhere for the finale where they surround the group before the t-rex kills them.

>>79604176
excellent webm

>>79609955
JP has never been accurate in the slightest. The famous scene of the Brachiodon standing on two feets is the most unrealistic shit, it could't possibly sustain its weight that way.
If anything the T-rex was done pretty good at least. I think they were going to make it look the classical way (almost erect posture) but it was recently discovered it was the way the movie portraits it.
About the raptors, the movie ones aren't even that. They took another dinosaur and gave it that name because it was scarier. The actual raptors were the size of a dog.

>>79604991
I thought it got clipped too, but it was just Cooper's blood from when the dino chomped him

QUIET all of you!

They're approaching the sea bass pond and chilli pepper patch.

>>79605423
>he doesn't watch with subtitles to absorb every aspect of the kino

>>79603908
>Named Roland
>From Mombasa
>Vince Vaughn's character is named Nick Van Owen
ROLAND WAS A WARRIOR, FROM THE LAND OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN
WITH A THOMPSON GUN FOR HIRE, FIGHTING TO BE DONE
THE DEAL WAS MADE IN DENMARK, ON A DARK AND STORMY DAY
SO THEY SET OUT FOR BIAFRA, TO JOIN THE BLOODY FRAY

>>79619139
In the most world novel they even touch on that. They explain that long necked dinosaurs probably never even lifted their necks, and they only had long necks to balance their long tails they used for protection.

>>79605157
>>79614971
There was a scene planned where the soldiers shoot down the Spinosaurus that launches a final assault on the beach
Never got filmed

>>79602778
Uh oh, I thought that was anime boobs in the thumbnail for a second but it's just a raptor in a plane...

Wait, a RAPTOR in a PLANE? Zoinks!

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>>79619427

Vince Vaughn being a CIA operative who's just pretending to be an animal right's activist to sabotage the mission, and taking out as many of the people as possible, would make the movie about 100% percent better.

>>79619589
Vince Vaughn's character dying would have made the movie much better.

>He and his retarded crew bring in a babby T-Rex.
>Get knocked off a cliff.
>Only saved by the Ingen group.
>He takes the ammunition out of Roland's gun so a bunch of people die horribly.

He should have been killed by a dinosaur, but Spielberg is a gutless hippy at this point and just decided a shitty phoned in flick would be good enough.

>>79619547
lol, noice.

>>79617665

SPARED

>>79619642
Oh that goes without saying. That's the first thing to do to improve the movie. I was thinking that it would be revealed that he's a CIA agent who unleashed the dinos because the US government don't want dinos in zoos(perhaps they're thinking of war applications already?). Also he counted on the hunters getting hurt/killed when doing it(same with removing ammo), to stop them from continuing trapping dinos. With that revealed it would make for a perfect moment to have him killed by a dino. Like, it's revealed to the group and he panics and gets out a gun. Maybe he takes the kid hostage. Then a dino sneaks up behind him while he's busy holding the group at bay, or Roland shoots him, making Roland the hero when you went in thinking he'd be the villain.

It'd be a hell of a twist for the end, making the PETA faggot actually be a cold-blooded CIA killer playing a role and not just someone with "good intentions" fucking up.

>>79619826
This could work, but would be better if instead of CIA he worked for Biosyn. They'd have to reintroduce Dodgson though and nobody has the attention span for that.

>>79619589
>>79619642
>>79619826
I wonder how much I'd have to pay Vaughn to do a short where he reprises his role only to die in a humiliating way

>>79603150
And that's the saddest part of the whole fiasco. 3 had more compelling characters than that abortion World and it was literally written on the fucking spot.

>>79604760
Don't forget the bit where the Spinosaurus knocks down a giant fucking electric fence but gets stopped not even 10 seconds later by a small door.

>>79606260
upboat

>>79617331
Yeah but theyre leased from your mother.

>>79620234

It wasn't the door, it was the fact it sat on the edge of a cliff

>>79604045
>>79603993

Kek'd

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>>79603993
We doing clever girl posting?

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>>79622290
nice

>>79602778
What was the raptors fiscal policy?

>>79604176
saved

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raaawk
Alan
raaawk
Alan

>>79623001
This faggot is literally going into every thread on the board and trying to force his tax meme. Jesus fucking autism.

>>79615845

explain?

>>79624114
He takes two "female" contacts and binds them together, finding a way to make it work. All the dinos were designed to be females and thus couldn't procreate, but life found a way.

>>79603499

What Udesky fight?

>>79604528

>OP before posting a thread

>>79602778
Yee

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRkJfn8wcyo

Can we all agree that The Lost World: Jurassic Park was the absolute best shoot 'em up arcade game ever?

>dat feel when I will never ever beat it

Those games did not fuck around back then, fuck you and your coins.

>>79617385

Why then?

>>79610349
Why does the JW T-Rex look so goofy? It has a bigger snout and a weak neck and looks way more skinny than the JP T-Rex. I mean, I know she's gotten old and stuff, but it feels like they created a new dino from scratch for JW.

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>>79624373
holy shit...

>>79624801
My local arcade's still running it

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>>79617188
>subliminal messaging telling you to go see Gattaca when it comes out
It all makes sense now!

>>79615504
If they were smarter, the protagonists would've run into the T-rex/Spino without they actually fight until the end

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>>79624801
The Lost World marchandising at the time was just crazy, I don't think I saw other movie with that much of everything, except Star Wars

>TFW I wanted Trasher T-rex at christmas
>Got the chasmasaurus instead

Luckily I bought it cheap a few years ago

>>79625017
I think it shows perfectly that it's gotten old and frail. The weak neck and skinniness are clear visual representation of the loss of muscle-mass that comes with being a hundred in dino-years.

>>79604849
>missing the point of GRRM's argument this hard
He was criticizing JRRT for saying shit like "Aragorn became King and was good" and leaving it at that. There are a lot of complex decisions to be made (such as what to do about the orc problem), that don't have a "good" answer to them. His tax policy is just an example. Which is why when GRRM wrote his own fantasy series, he was much more specific about the woes Robert faced when he deposed a "bad" King.

>>79625566
Why would any parent ever buy a dino that wasn't the T-Rex? What kind of a little sissy bitch would choose another dino over the goddamn king?

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>>79624486
Udesky was supposed to try and fight off a small group of raptors with a big stick but it was cut from the film, the shot of him crawling away gives it away just a little but I have no idea how it looked besides this picture.

At least it gives us a great reaction image.

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>>79626013

>fight off a small group of raptors with a big stick

Wat is da point

>>79605423
"KIRBY PAINT AND TILE PLUS, IN THE WEST GATE"

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>>79607251
its the big guy pose, you wouldnt understand