/tmo/ - Take Me Out

>>79593901
I thought I missed this yesterday.

King reporting in

>TOWIE star James Agent

>DJ Melvin Odoom

>Olympic Medallist Mile Wilson

It begins

my mum is in the audience for this show

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>performed trumpet for the Pope

what kind of a name is arge?

who is he

>>79594351
Some twat from TOWIE

What the hell how many years has Shauni been on for now.

I have no idea who the hell he is, probably someone from towie with that fucking essex accent.

>>79594388
>What the hell how many years has Shauni been on for now.

Breakout character. They know we like her so they keep her on the show

no idea who any of these people are

>picked Shauni


NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fuck off shauni you fat midget fucking chav wanker

also they're not break out characters, they filmed this fucking months ago you mong

Shauni will put out in the fucking departure lounge, they won't make it to Fernandos.

They're thirsty for this one.

Tfwngf intensifies

How is he single

Literally the only good things about this show were Shauni's bristols. Surely they can't bring it back now.

>>79594845
Pls be my gf

TOP DEANO

>>79594625
Easy FUCK

I would of picked her too

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>my eyeballs nearly popped out of my brain

Why do they bother getting fat black girls seriously

It must be depressing as fuck for em

MUMMY FETISH

>>79594967
You get some lads who love the dark meat though

>he wants to be James Bond at 5'6

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

Absolute shit taste

Sharon is hot as fuck

He's picked a right munter there.

>>79595000
t. Pedigree chum lover.

Shocking decision smdh

B L A C K E D

BLACKED
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>WHITE OUT INCOMING

Some serious thirst on that stage now. Practically frothing at the gash.

>That Irish chick

Fuuuck she's penguin guys

What are you women watching?

>him in his pants
>4 lights off

dat virtue signalling not turning off straight away

>short
>black
>has social status

lights still on

really makes the noggin think

>5'4

PAHAHAJAHAHA

>celebrity special

They lied to me

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>Mr. Motivator

fuuuuuuck dat nostalgia

>Mr Motivator would often perform these workout sessions live before Power Rangers would air as part of GMTV programming.

>>79595296
He definitely smashed Lorraine Kelly's backdoors in back in the day.

Wtf I thought women hate manlets
Ree

just being REALLY confident really does go a long way

If he picks Sharon I swear to god....

Sharia law NOW

THIIICCC

good lad

>Jordan waddling her way to him like fucking Pingu

He's like a foot shorter than her, he must have some giantess fetish.

>>79595422
Lucky bastard

>up to her fucking shoulders
christ, I don't think his BBC will be B enough

that mulatto on the match.com advert is pretty cute lads

best of both worlds desu

PWOAR LADS

>THAT SWIMSUIT
FUCKING NORA

Those tits almost make up for everything else. Almost.

>turning down #Based Shaunie

I WILL FUCKING KILL THIS POOFTER

>Hi five to end a date

kek

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Bouncy bouncy

>she's taller than him

nah

>literal adonis is single
not sure about this lad honestly

>>79595692
Was thinking the same thing

>>79595692
Olympic athletes do 10 hour days, 6x a week training. And they have to be super strict on their lifestyle and stuff, and generally have no other hobbies

Most are really insufferable

This guy literally only has his dick controlling him right now.

>>79595721
>this guy

This black guy is pretty stylish desu

>5ft 4
>bowling date

kek, the producers hate this guy

>>79595719
t. neet who spends his life posting on an anime imageboard

>>79595719
Not seeing any issues there, he should have roasties queueing around the block for his body alone

>I've never dated a nigger before

Woah, jesus christ

>already working out how to stalk her

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>you look like Carol Vorderman

You could practically hear her vagina drying up

>>79595591
>>79595597
>>79595627
Someone better get a webm lads.

They fucked

is there a new series coming up soon?

>>79595830
Wikipedia lists 9 episodes, but doesn't have a start date besides 2017. So I assume so, but we have no idea when.

>>79595830
I hope not. Without Shauni's tits, what is the point?

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>>79593901

>>79595854
>being this much of a creepy fan

nah, the only reason it ain't on right now is because the voice took it's slot.

Dragons den is on lads

>>79595863
There were waifus before her and there will be waifus to follow

>>79595889
Thank you Mr Tripfag, I shall consider your wisdom carefully

>>79595909
>not watching the Welsh Open

Well, till next time lads.