How could Woody Harrelson cheat on his hot wife?

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>>79587872
By getting a hotter mistress

He was not like Don Draper, who cheated on 10/10 with 7/10

>>79587916

Holy fuck.

> There are people on this board who aren't tit guys.

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>>79587872
How could Don Draper cheat on his hot wife?

>>79587872
Cheating is a powerplay

Only alphas can cheat

Girls want alphas, but they don't want their family and girlfriends to talk shit about them so you have to make sure only she finds out and noone else

>>79587916
>hotter
why? because her tits are bigger? maggy has a beautiful face unlike her

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>>79587872
When a hot nineteen year old wants anal you don't have much choice in the matter

>>79589293
P E R F E C T

>this steak tastes good, I guess I'll just keep eating steak every day for the rest of my life

Maggie was the worst character in the show from the moral perspective though. To fuck up relationship of your friend with your husband, just to have your revenge on the latter is a very bitchy thing to do. And she doesn't even show any regret about it later, like it's not a big deal.

>>79587872
the better question is why did they cgi his arm

>Married Men get bored shocker
Honestly, is /tv/ filled with virgins?

>>79589548
You're right, but.

>food analogy

>>79589373
Truer words were never spoke

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>>79589580

>>79589293
*wives

>>79589373
This is true.

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>>79589580
delet this

>>79589562
>just to have your revenge on the latter is a very bitchy
Recently rewatched it, and I think it wasn't above revenge, Maggie thought that Marty probably would forgive her if it was complete stranger, but being cucked by Rust really fucked his shit up.

>>79587872
More importantly, why is he always a cuck in every movie/tv he is in?

>>79587872
Better question would be how he was able to attract so many hot side-bitches as a balding cop.

>>79589743
Because he was stupid as fuck. Women love dumb chads.

>>79589743
>looks are everything

>>79589373
BRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>79589580

>Where Do You Think You Are.jpg

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>>79589313
>Daddario
>not beautiful

>>79589763
guess his big dick was what gave him the edge.

>>79589743
Small town cops have alot of power and status in their community

>>79589373
>anal
No thanks

>>79589686
I'm sorry I didn't find freddy mercury attractive

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>>79589831

>>79589913
Have you done it before, serious question

>>79589913
gayboy. anal is elite

>>79589962
but anal is literally for gays.

>>79589998
try it on a woman obviously

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>DON'T FUCK MY WIFE, RUST. I DON'T WANT YOU FUCKING MY WIFE, EVER. I LIKE, FUCKING MY WIFE, OKAY? Thanks for returning the mower.

>>79590009
I don't trust women to clean their asses properly. I'll stuck to my manpussy.

>>79590058
Jeez, Raimi directed episodes are always too on the nose.

>>79589732

>women are evil

well duh

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Was he really just there for his files?

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The only way women that hot ever get attracted to you is if you are the kind of person who would also cheat on them.
It's all about being alpha.

>>79590400
>implying there is no truth to this

>>79590439
Did I imply anything like that?

>>79590331
Rust wanted to mow Marty's lawn one last time

>>79590474
You implied that only fat, sheltered fedoras think that.

>>79590331
He wanted marty to type something up for him

>>79590546
And that isn't true?

Both can be true. It can be correct and can be a fedora thing.

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>>79587872
>How could
>casting
They should've used pic related.

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>>79587916
>bury your face in those tits all afternoon
>go home to this ass
>when you're done you sneak out in the middle of the night to go fuck your hot teenage anal nympho

Marty had a good life

Post maggies ass webm

>>79587872
when you're forced to eat filet mignon and caviar everyday, even a hot pocket tastes like honey

>>79590596
Now that I think about it was Woody Harrelson a writer or producer on this show?

>>79590579
Fair enough. Enjoy your Sunday.

>>79587916
check out dem daddarios

>>79589743

I think I read the roles were written for the actors to be swapped - that is, Matt would be Marty and Woody would be Rust.

>>79590644
Producer

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So i was watching the french rip of True Detective and in this scene Marty has a funky mustache. The fuck? Did they edit out this in the American version or something?

>>79590717
It all makes sense now.
That clever bastard.

>>79590755
I miss this meme.

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A S S
S
S

>>79589293
She's a dead fish.

>>79590818
DON'T DO IT RUST, SHE IS GONNA BETRAY YOU!

>>79590755
I think I made that

>>79589708
are you married? How hot is she? Why are you bored?

>>79591017
doesn't matter how hot a wife is. After a decade or so you gotta do something because it is boring as shit.
Also usually the pretty girls are unbelievably prudish, so the sex is shit anyway

>>79591047
but why is it boring as shit? Do tits lose their appeal? Does your penis lose feeling?

Do you then think it is an obligation?

>>79591075
the same tits for a long time does lose its appeal yeah. gotta find new ways excite yourself I guess.

Not saying theres an obligation to cheat

>>79591075
Let me ask you one question. Would you fap on just one porn movie for a decade?

>>79591108
if I had a woman that was up to my standards (6.5+ and NOT FAT) I would as long as she wanted to, too and did not cheat.

After a couple of years I guess you could do anything. Get up in the morning, whip out her tits, masturbate between them, clean p and tell her to go back to sleep.

That's what I want.

>>79591099
How would you rate those tits at the start of the relationship and now?

>>79589373
True. I remember Marty being completely defeated by this, like "fuck...I can't say no, that's it"

>>79589962
>>79589960

The ass has about an inch of tension before you hit the formless void

>>79591184
it varies desu

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>>79589373
this
men always live to give pleasure to women who chose them. Such men are what is called '''beta''.

>>79591251
so rape is the only choice?

faggot

>>79591215
what's the range? 3-8? 1-5?

also size pls, I don't believe you could get bored with 36D's or something like that.

>>79591047
So you aren't actually married and are talking out of your ass instead of from experience, just like the white knights.

>>79591214
sounds like you had anal with a fat fucker

How do gay guys dislike pussy?

seriously, how?

>>79587872
>bejamin franklin in background

DEEPEST LORE

>>79591287
>So you aren't actually married and are talking out of your ass instead of from experience
if thats what you want to think. haven't a clue what Ive been whiteknighting about, ive been badmouthing women desu
>>79591277
>I don't believe you could get bored with 36D's
theyre 34D. its not just the looks you know its everything about them. When youve been with someone for that long they can piss you off more often than get you in the mood. I dunno Im shit with words

>>79587916
POST THE ROASTY WITH X-RAY.

>>79591379
>piss you off more often than get you in the mood
So you actually don't like your wife?

>>79589313
>Daddario
>Not beautiful face

nigga plz

>>79591523
>So you actually don't like your wife?
I never said that!

>>79591331

not gay, but the average pussy looks kinda ugly if you think about it.
Boobs, on the other hand... how can you dislike a nice pair of tits? I bet even most gays love them.

>>79591905
......but more often than not, she annoys you and you seldom have sex?

>>79591989
>average pussy looks kinda ugly if you think about it.
I suppose so, but you don't have to look at it.