itt: kíno nobody has seen but you

>>79587491

Unless you're Robert Rodriguez I call bullshit.

>>79587491
>"Pretentious - attempting to impress by affecting greater importance or merit than is actually possessed."

I never call anything pretentious, but fuck me if this "work of art" isn't the most pretentious thing in the whole industry right now.

>implying Hollywood will still exist by 2115
>implying anyone in 2115 will actually give a shit

inb4 leaked

>November 2115

>OK, the moment is finally come. Johnson, please put it in the Blu-Ray player.
>...Blu-Ray player?

It's just a feature-length commercial for cognac. Nobody cares now and nobody will care then. Everyone involved got paid by the cognac company and that's all they really give a shit about.

>>79587566
Well to be honest there will be people (if there is no sudden unforeseeable revolution in technology/society by the time, that would change our whole perspective on the world and they way we experience it) there will be people who will watch it and it won't be a small number. Why?

Because imagine some pretentious asshole makes a movie like this in 1917. Would you watch something that has been hidden for 100 years just out of curiosity? The hell I would have. And it would probably be a better time investment than watching all that horseshit on YouTube or half of the movies presented in the cinema today.

Because some effort has been put into it. Effort to hide it for 100 years. And that's enough for it to be worth something.

>>79587627
>November 2115
>the automatic safe unlocks
>nobody is alive to notice

>>79587666
>Because imagine some pretentious asshole makes a movie like this in 1917.

Would actually watch it

I watched it

It was all anti islam and anti jew statistics and history

>>79587666
I wouldn't, I'd do what I do with movies now and see what ratings it gets and what /tv/ thinks of it. If it's shit then I'm not wasting my time, and a novelty film from 100 years sponsored by a liquor brand would most definitely be shit.

>>79587945
>reading plot summaries so you dont waste hours on cucksumerism garbage

my nigga

hollywood sucks fucking balls, tv sucks, content is 99% shit. why would i waste so much time looking for gold?

>>79587639
But why? I mean that certainly sounds possible but why would they make such a thing?

For that matter, why would anyone pay to make a movie that nobody will see? They may as well have burned the money.