>How do I know I can trust you? >You don't.

>character is in a spot of bother
>"Think goddamit think!"

>I don't trust you.
>You don't need to trust me, but consider the alternative...

was Star Vs actually secretly kino all along?

>show you proof
>okay

There I just solved movies.

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>car keys are under the sun visor

>how do I find you?
>you don't, I'll find you.

Then how'd you find me, faggot? I'm not even on WhitePages

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>>79586601
>keys are under a rock next to the front door / under the doormat / over the door frame

americans ACTUALLY do this

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>main character is offered a drink in some strange/unknown/rough place
>coughs because the drink is too strong/disgusting
>"natives" laugh

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>Character picks lock with nothing more than a bobby pin

> i need a minute
> we don't have a minute!

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>>79587789
>This'll take 5 hours
>You have 5 minutes

>>79587851
>does it in 2

>>79587738
Why is Pepe eating this guy?

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>american movie or sitcom
>people walk into their houses with their shoes still on

>your left
>no, your OTHER left

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>you have five seconds to tell me what I want to know
>alright I'll tell you!
>*cocks gun* four

>>79587958
as an american, i don't know anybody who does this

>>79587651
>main character is offered a drink in some strange/unknown/rough place
>drinks it all
>"natives" look on in fear

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>>79586542
I have always wondered... Is Pepe coughing or laughing?

>>79588083
screeching

>Main character gets shot
>In the shoulder

>>79588088
Doesn't look like a reeeeeeeee to me pham

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>The bad buy has the main character pinned down
>Instead of killing him immediately, he goes in a 10 minute rant
>The secodary character kills the bad guy in the last second coming from behind somewhere in the dark

>>79588090
>Gunfight happens with no visible injuries or reactions to pain
>After the action's calmed down, character reveals he got hit with bullets and is dying

>>79588083
I thought he was throwing his popcorn in the air to eat it in a more fun way

>>79586542
I used this in a real life conversation, and i felt like a dork.

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>>79587958
>taking your shoes off outside

>>79588083
He's excited

>medieval flick
>character beheads someone
>shouts "hyaaah!!!!"

>>79588083
i thought hes throwing his popcorn in the air and screaming in excitement

>>79590693
this. it seems like he's going "OHHHHHHHH"

>>79586690

they even sell hollow plastic rocks to hide your keys.

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>Cheif, I've been thinking...
>I thought I told you never to do that

>>79588083
Is that the window in Bilbo's house?

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>japanese character in historical movie
>either cowardly and conspires with westerners
>or super honorable and believes in the old ways

>it was me all along

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>>79591178
>that time the toilet paper broke and you ended up with a finger shoved up your poop-filled asshole?
>It was me. The author of all your pain.

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>Character has a girlfriend
>Character has a job
>Character has an apartment
>Character has a car
>Character has friends

>character is alive

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>>79591296
>we only have six minutes to defuse this thing!
>countdown timer shows up on screen
>quick cuts out the ass

>>79586690
A friend of mine did it by hiding his keys under a brick that was near his front door. What made it funny was that the brick it was hidden under was slightly brighter than the other ones, so we instantly knew where to look.

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>walks with a limp?
>Yeah, you know him?
>I gave him the limp

>>79590466
A Japanese couple in my building do this, they leave all their footwear outside their apartment door. It's a miracle no one has stolen any of it.

>>79592437
Unless they're wearing some rare collector's kicks literally why would you steal someone's shoes

>>79592461
Because this building is full of transient temporary workers, new immigrants, and black people?

>Main guy performs CPR on drowned victim
>After 5 minutes of mouthbreathing
>Starts crying "COME ON, DON'T DO THIS TO ME!"
>Starts punching the victim on the chest
>Suddenly the victim revives with water blowing out of the mouth

Literally every drowning scene ever.

>>79592390
Name 7 movies, 3 short films and one documentary where that happens.

>>79590903
Is there a third option?

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>we need to hack the CIA
>I'm already in

>>79592497
>character intentionally dies for some reason, relying on the others to revive him as if reviving someone whose heart has stopped is something that can reliably be done

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>>79592600
What the fuck was meant by this?

>character is covered in blood
>Don't worry, it's not mine

>gun slides away during a scuffle
>bad guy get's the upper hand and gun
>shoots
>*click, click* it's empty

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>>79592652

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>American character in Europe
>manages to drive their car even though it's a standard

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>Are you sure?
>I've never been so sure in my entire life.

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>>79592659
>bad guy enters house
>main character is sitting there waiting for him
>they talk a bunch of bullshit
>bad guy goes for a hidden gun
>*click*
>main character removed the ammunition from the magazine, put the magazine back in and put the gun back in the same place

>American spy film
>They go to europe
It's either
>Berlin,Germany, 10:00 AM
or
>Paris,France 18:00 PM

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>You took everything from me
>Now I'll take everything from you

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>Zach Snyder film
>every character ends up in the exact place they started in, zero character development whatsoever

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>79592771

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>character takes a piss
>it isn't murky brown with an occasional streak of blood

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>>79592864
>character can take a piss in public

>Characters leave the house
>They never lock the door

>plan A fails
>let's use plan B
>there is no plan B

>>79592733
Is it necessary to use AM or PM if you are using a 24 hour format?

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>>79592877
>character goes out in public

>>79592942
It is for Burgerclaps to understand it

>character leaves the car
>never locks it

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>super spy is sent to protect a fat sweaty NEET
>said NEET is the only one who can hack into the enemy mainframe.

>>79592913
>plan A fails
>let's use plan B
>what's plan B again?
>...
>RUUUUUUUUNN

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>IM SO HAPPY I LOVE BEING WITH YOU
>MAIN CHARACTER GETS CAUGHT AT THE WRONG TIME WITH EX GIRLFRIEND
>QUE UP MONTAGE OF LONELY SADNESS
>2 DAYS GO BY CASUALLY RUN INTO GIRL
>HEY I MISSED YOU BABE
>ME TOO
>CREDITS


JUST FUCKING KILL ME

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>>79586601
>under the sun visor
>under

>>79593196
>When the MC looks up, the clouds turn into her

>>79593146
Name 4 & 1/2 nature documentaries with David Attenborough that do this.

>>79592390
Name 12 drummers drumming, 11 pipers piping, 10 lords a leaping, 9 ladies dancing, 8 maids a milking, 7 swans a swimming, 6 geese a laying, 5 gold rings, 4 calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree that do this

>man woman meet
>man woman good
>man woman bad
>man woman good again
>end
name a single romantic movie that isnt this

>>79592864
This

>>79592913
>THIS was plan B

These are my favorite threads I guess I'm just retarded

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>>79592674

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>>79592771
>Zack Snyder adaptation
>source material is wasted

>character on the phone
>how about dinner tomorrow, say 5:00?
>sure, see you there
>hangs up

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>detective arrives
>"when you begin?"
>"...I already have."

>>79586690
>hiding your brick under a big key

>>79593337
Goldeneye is the only one I can think of.

>>79593337
FIVE GOOOOOOOOLD RIIIIIIINGS

I don't care that it's not Christmas, fuck y'all niggas

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>>79586542
>Movie title taken from famous song
>Song plays during the movie and not over the end credits
All hacks must fucking hang

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>>79592390
You know, maybe having no brain cells is actually pure bliss. People think she's suffering by keeping her alive as a retard but every second she's awake she feels like she's cumming in pure ecstasy. She has no stress, worries, she doesn't have to think about her future. That is, she literally can't think about her future.
>tfw to intelligent to be happy

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>>79593618
>the same slipknot song plays throughout the movie

>>79593386
When Harry Met Sally

They just flip the script:
>man woman meet
>man woman bad
>man woman good

>>79593622
>tfw not unaware of my own mortality

>MC has unlimited ammo when kill mooks
>all weapons dry when they get to main villian

>godforsaken arab/african shit hole scene
>ethnic wailing in distance

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>early 2000s action film
>[linkin park, papa roach, and disturbed intensifies]

>>79593220
*unzips dick*

>>79594021
>ethnic wailing
>but its a parody so they play tunak tunak tun after

>>79594310
>local theater is showig the first Fast and Furious movie soon
>shows original trailer
>Limp Bizkit starts playing

>>79592490
>sharing your house with black people and Japs
Disgusting.

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>>79592600
>"There's only three people on the planet that can pull off this hack job... and I'm two of them"

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>>79594518
>>79592600
>I need to create a GUI interface to backtrace the reverse IP through the deep web before I get dumped back behind the P2P proxy firewall connection.
>There... I'm in

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>>79592727

Every horror movie.

>let's split up

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>"In ENGLISH, doc!"

>>79594492
>house
It's an apartment building with 96 units, I don't exactly have control over who lives here.