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Wait. How come this guy couldn't shoot lightning?

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Wait. How come this guy couldn't shoot lightning?
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robot hands
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>>79584714
Requirements to shoot lighting include being voiced by an English actor, being over 70 years old and being neutral on the Sand Question
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>>79584714

Because he was a butt hurt and confused Jedi, not a Sith Lord
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>>79584714
How come you couldn't think of something worth posting? Why are you such a pathetic faggot anon?
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>>79584714
It would've damaged his suit.
Remember the ending of ROTJ you faggot.
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>>79584823
He was already on the brink of death, and the lightning fucked up Luke as well
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>Shoot lightning
>Fry your suit
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>>79584714
Because he's a Knight not a wizard
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Force lightning requires human hands to channel the lightning out of and Vader had no real hands
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>>79584714
He was voiced by a black guy so he had big benis
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>>79584755
>neutral on the Sand Question

Fuck I haven't laughed that hard since the senate did his spin in theatres.
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>>79584714
Because Level 12 Force Lightning wasn't a stock Sith power. The Emporer manifested his power in that way to torture his enemies, and Dooku used it because it looked cool. Vader wasn't about inflicting pain or looking like a badass, he just got shit done.
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>>79584714
Spent all his skill points in swordplay i guess
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>>79584714
Spent all his points in choke points and light saber
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>>79586039
Sith Lightning isn't in skill tree. Only force choke.
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>>79584778
A. He's fishing for replies and you're taking the bait. One of 4chans oldest pasttimes is to put as little effort into a post as possible and then laugh at all the people who doesn't get it when they reply. It's stupid, yes, but so is replying.

B. For your own good please work on your self-insight. Calling other people pathetic faggots on the Internet because you're too new to understand the websites customs isn't something selfmade men would do.
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>>79584714
Because Star Wars lore makes no sense
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