How will this film empower young girls?

It'll empower my dick.

>>79584494

They will learn to value books and being smart like belle and learn to be kind to ugly strangers

Discounted Orlando Bloom always amazes me

>>79584494
>The opening song sets up the challenges Belle faces when it shows the boys going to school as the girls do the laundry.

>She invents a washing machine powered by a donkey that frees the little girls from their chores and gives her the time to teach one how to read.

>But the deeply suspicious villagers destroy it.

>'They don’t think women should read and it goes further than that,' the Harry Potter star said.

>'Breaking the washing machine is symbolic of ... them really trying to break her spirit and trying to push her and mold her into a more "acceptable" version of herself.'

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>tfw Gaston and LeFou aren't Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill bantering up the film.

What a waste.

>>79584494
Becoz Gastion is gay

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>>79584494
Does this mean Gaston will be a meme again? I need to stop browing this hellhole.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*MOVES AWAY FROM THE MICROPHONE TO BREATHE IN*

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79584494
It will be kino

>>79585487
This has to be intentional.

>>79584494
>>79584494

little girls will hunger for the big beastly cock

>>79585511
miral varketing

retards like this guy
>>79585487
fall for it with ease

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It's a movie about a women marrying for the riches, no matter how ugly the guy is.

So this is empowering I guess? To swindle rich guys and toy with their emotions

>>79585231

Well that's lame, I prefer the Disney version where the only thing "holding her back" is that her family is poor, Disney belle read as many books as she wanted and became smart

Shitty feminist version is somehow super awesome and smart despite being prevented from going to school?

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By being QT

>>79585633
LEWD

>>79585633
I love Richard Dawkins

>>79585633
>You live in a timeline where Richard Dawkins became a little girl through atheist science

My dick is kinda conflicted tbqh

>she turned La La Land down to make this piece of shit

LA LEYENDE DEL JUSTO

>>79584494
why does it look like a school pantomime

>>79584494
Isn't she too old to be playing in a role like this?

why is there such a shortage of watson pantsu content?

>>79585572
Fuck. It almost jewed me.

>>79585487
I loved The hills have eyes.

>>79585750
It's a promo photo not a film still so the lighting
>>79585659
>>79585678
Great meme from 06

>>79585830
Is this some super mario reference? wahooo

Pls no, they're powerful enough

>>79584494
They'll learn that they can be standoffish cunts to everyone in the town they live in, constantly spouting off about how shitty it is to live there. They can spurn the advances of the only man who looks past her bitchiness and shows any actual feelings for her. And in turn, she'll be rewarded with a literal Prince and a magic castle.

>>79584494
Is it supposed to look like Beowulf?

>>79584494
>White guys are dicks
>Go with the beast (black guys)

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>>79585231
>powered by a donkey

>>79585909
>>>/pol/

>>79585150
>ear canal hairs
dropped

>>79585934
actually /int/ and /k/ are far more politically incorrect than even /pol/ is m8, but you wouldn't know that since you are from reddit

>>79584524

>37 years old
>all those wrinkles

>>79585909
More like
>Don't settle for the most handsome man, settle with the richest man
Take that patriarchy

>>79585231
This is literally how men think.

>You lightened our workload? I THINK NOT. *SMASH*

Such evil creatures.

>>79585969
It might be some commentary about Trump and him saving the coal miners work

>>79585269
Channing would be perfect as Gaston, but I doubt Hill could pull off LeFou.

>>79585732
she was never considered for la la land ;^)

>>79585934
/tv/ has way more blacked threads than /pol/ senpai

>>79584494

>How will this film empower young girls?

The same way other Disney movies have, as in, not at all

>>79585969
true, I guess

>machines replace workers
fuck that, we need to earn for our families
>washing machines, microwave ovens, dish washers, vacuum cleaners are invented
thanks guys, but being a mother is STILL the hardest thing in the world

>>79584494
>reads book
>im such a nerd lol

>>79584494
>no corset
>no tits
>implying gaston wants a fat flat-chested bitch
totally unrealistic

>>79585231

wow that's pretty pathetic, but it is Disney and Emma Watson so definitely not a surprise

not that i don't like emmy because i do

but she's one of the most boring actresses i can think of

also too old for this B&B disney shit

More importantly, is gaston going to eat all the eggs?

>>79584494

It'll teach them to ignore discount blooms of the world and instead fuck animals who are more loyal.

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>>79585487

>>79586706

>also too old for this B&B disney shit

She's one year older than Lily James was when she did the live version of Cinderella, and basically every show with teens is a show with adults acting as teens, doesn't seem to matter the least.

Not even with Grease where we had 30-year olds pretending to be high-schoolers...

>>79584494
"Remember girls, he may be a beast, he may be mean and hideous and terrifying, he may be hold you prisoner against your will, but hey, he's got a castle and money, so he's probably okay."

or

"He's handsome and popular! So it's all good if he wants to imprison an old man and repeatedly rape his daughter!"

or

"That girl is with someone ugly! The popular guy should kill him so he can be with her, whether she likes it or not!"

Jesus, I hate the fucking townspeople in this movie.

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you plebs disgust best emma

It tells them that even if they have masculine features, they can still ignore the dominating asshole husband and go for the kindhearted but ugly manchild husband, who maybe just maybe, will transform into a handsome prince, if you smoke enough dope.

She's not as cute as she was when she was 12

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>>79584494
He's more attractive than she is

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>>79585487

>>79587840
but she has pubes now

>>79585231
this kinda reads like a dudeweedlmao movie
>"huzzah! i have invented a machine that washes i shall name it washing machine!"
>camera pans to her creation
>it's a present day washing machine with a donkey walking in a giant hamster wheel

>le too old meme

what the fuck is this?

Your average highschooler in the world of movies is like 29.

>>79587871
evenworse