Who would you cast in a Smiths biopic?

>>79583875
Idris Elba four times.

>>79583898
that joke isn't funny anymore

>>79583918
What if Idris Elba told it?

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>>79583918
I'ts too close to home and it's too near the bone

i'd cast the smiths. because they aren't dead yet.

>>79584027
and heaven knows I'm miserable now

>>79584650
you think they stand in the same room together?

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>>79585411

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>>79584650
They are old, though. Maybe Jonny Marr's son could do it

>>79583875
A literal piece of shit.

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>>79583875

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>>79583875
AND IF A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS
FUCKS MY SHIT UP

>>79586422
Nice

>>79583875

Morrissey is played by a chinese person

>>79583875
Jet Li
John Cho
Chow Yun Fat
Andy Lau

>>79585411
wave some money in their faces and tell them they can reclaim some of the fame they once had. they'll bite.

>>79588109
kek

>>79583875
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zlIGxpFMvj

>>79589006
>there is a meme that never goes out

>>79583875
A young Tarantino would make for a good Morrissey

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>>79589006

>>79589006
If you made this you're a literal god of the memes.

Some guys are bigger than others, some guys are bigger than others. Some guys brothers are bigger than other guys brothers

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>>79589006
I WAS HAPPY IN THE HAZE OF BEING IN CHARGE BUT HEAVEN KNOWS I'M CRASHING NOW

FRANKLY MR. BIG GUY THIS PLANE I'VE CRASHED

IT HEATS MY HEAD, AND IT CORRODES MY PLAN

>>79589006
>There Is a Guy Who Never Gets Small
10/10

OHHHHHH

BROTHER I CAN FEEL

THE FIRE RISING OVER MY HEAD

BROTHER I CAN FEEL

THE FIRE RISING OVER MY HEAD

AND AS I CRAWL IN TO AN EMPTY PLANE

OH WELL, A HOT HEAD

30, clumsy and shy,
I went to Langley and I
I checked my plans for the guy,
The masked fool in my plane
I said 'First one to talk gets to stay'
'First one to talk gets to stay'
And 'If that mask were pullèd free
Would you have trouble,' oh, ohh

He was handcuffed, and dour
And he looked at me equally sour
He said 'There'd be pain that's undeniably true
It'd just be for you'

When in this charming plane
this charming man

Why pamper life's complexities
when CIA shoots a man before throwing him out of the plane?

I would go out tonight
but I haven't got a mask to wear
this man said "It's gruesome
that such a big guy should care

>>79589006
>>79589318
>>79589443
>>79589595
>>79589813
>>79590106
>>79590218
Baneposting will never die

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Warwick Davis should play Morrissey, then the biopic could be called 'Half a Person'

HANG THE CIA
HANG THE CIA
HANG THE CIA

>>79589006
Literally the best thing on 4Chan right now.

>>79590218
I've called this into the agency, and the tell me the fire is rising brother!

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A friendship sadly lost?
well, this is true
and yet, it's false
but did I ever tell you, in the past
I never did like your mask

But you've got everything now
you've got everything now
and what a terrible mess I've made of my life
oh what a mess I've made of my life

You are your Mother's only son
and you're a desperate one
but I don't want a lover
I just want to be cuffed, oooohh-oohhh

on the floor of... your plaaaane
on the floor of your plane
on the floor of your plane
on the floor of your plane...

>>79589006
Absolute gold. Year 6 baby!! Here we come!!

>>79589006
>PANIC ON THE STREETS OF GOTHAM

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>>79583918
oh my god subtle

>>79589006
>WHY PONDER LIFE'S COMPLEXITIES WHEN THE LEATHER RUNS SMOOTH ON MOSQUITO MAN'S SEAT

>>79589006
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME WHAT I WANT (ABOUT BAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE)

Bigness, bigness I was only joking
When I made it seem I'd shoot
and toss you off the plane

Oh bigness, bigness I was only joking
When I poked some fun at the loyalty
of your hired gun

And now I know how Joan of Arc felt
Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her belt buckles
And her flight plans started to melt
Oh

Big Guy, la da da, ah ah
Big Guy, la da da da da
Big Guy strikes again
And I've got no right to take my plane
Outside east Ukraine

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Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Nothing's changed
In my master plan, my master plan
It was only slightly delayed
by the Batman, my love

I was a guy, was a big guy
And then I fought CIA
He smelled the last ten seconds of life
the plane crashed down in the mountains

And the fire was enough to
be extremely painful - for him
There were no survivors
Who said lied I'd to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never

I was detained, I was restrained
But it was she who escaped
The Batman really laid into me
Friday night in the sewers
Who said I'd lied to her?

Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never, I never
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never

And so I killed one
It became four
And when I put on the mask
I killed more

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Stop me, oh, oh-o, stop me
Stop me if you think
That you've crashed this plane before

Nothing's changed
In my master plan, my master plan
Only slightly delayed
by the Batman, my love

LOYALTY IS NICE AND LOYALTY CAN STOP YOU
FROM TELLING ALL THE THINGS ABOUT BANE YOU'D LIKE TO

TOASTING IN AN EPIC BREAD

Hired Gun
all that matters is our plan

No it's NOT like any other job
this one's different
I'll let you rob!

Hired Gun
we can go wherever we please
and everything depends upon
your loyalty to me

And if the lights go out
then, the lights go out
oh the shadows belong to me!

Hired Gun
They expect one of us in the wreckage

Yes, I may be hidden by a mask
but I have something they'll never have

Hired Gun
Let the games begin

No, it doesn't matter who we are
All that matters is our plan!

>>79589006
lel

>>79583918
heh'd

>>79583875

Morrissey's lines are voiced by a heifer whining

>>79583875
THERE'S A CLUB, IF YOU'D LIKE YOU TO GO
YOU COULD MEET SOMEBODY WHO REALLY LOVES YOU
SO YOU GO AND YOU STAND BY YOUR OWN
AND YOU LEAVE BY YOUR OWN
AND YOU GO HOME AND YOU CRY AND YOU WANT TO DIE

>>79583918
Great post, well done.

>>79583918
Could someone explain this to me? I'm a retard
>>79590684
>>79592902

>>79593169

it's a song title

>>79589006
10/10

Things like this thread make life worth living. Sometimes.

I am the ghost of CIA
Wrung by his pretty white neck
Some eighteen months ago
I travelled to a mystical time zone
But they crashed my plane
And I never came home
They said:
"They work for a mercenary, known as Bane
And they tried to grab your prize"
I said:
"Get them on board and I'll call it in,
Just surprised you brought so big a guy"
Ooh, but don't mention masks
I'd hate the threat of the pain again
A rush and a push and the plane that
We fly on is ours
It has been before
So it shall be again

>>79589006
Someone put this on youtube

BIG GUY IN AN AIRPLANE
I KNOW I KNOW
IT'S SERIOUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VvqUI2wN5Q

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>>79589006
kek holy shit

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>>79589006

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>>79589006
I was gonna same samefag but this is incredible

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>>79589006

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>>79589006

>>79589006
What did he mean by this?

>>79589006
I would pay for a full length Baneposting Smiths covers album. Please make it happen

why was this thread allowed to be ruined by unfunny retards?

>>79589006
outstanding

>>79597874
you guys smell something burning?

>>79589006
The boy with the pain in his sides

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>>79589006
Big guys for a change...
See the posts I've had, could make a janitor turn bad

>tfw you will never be a guy who never gets small.

>>79589006

man, I was having a fucking rough night. Thank you anon

>>79589006
SO WHEN YOU SAY THE FIRE RISES NOW
WELL WHEN EXACTLY DID YOU MEAN

>>79589006
Moments like this are why I'll never leave this place.

>>79598594
I AM A HOT HEAD AND I NEED TO BE LOVED

>this thread
I've never enjoyed The Smiths more.

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>>79589006
we need a plane scene edit video with well-placed Smiths songs ASAP.

Coming out soon. It's gonna be shit isn't it?

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt3717804/

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>>79598186
So please please please let me
Be in charge this time,
Lord knows it would be the first time

>>79589006
The Smithsmee

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>>79589006
Still the best meme to come out of /tv/ by far.

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Panic on the streets of Gotham
Panic on the streets of Metropolis
I wonder to myself,
Could I ever beat Bane again?

>>79589006
musikino

>>79583875

>Starring, a literal giant, gaping cunt as, Morrissey

>>79583875
Would be boring af.

SO WHEN YOU SAY YOU'RE IN CHARGE HERE
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN?

>>79601959
So it's like 8 Mile where the musician plays himself?

What was it like in Manchester back in the days?

>>79603377

Exactly.

>>79603575

Just as shit but with fewer coons.

>>79588109
Do you realise how much fucking money they'd stand to make if they did a Smith reunion tour?

>>79593908
A SHOT AND A THROW AND THE PLANE THAT WE STAND ON, IS OURS

>>79588109
>>79604820
https://www.punknews.org/article/25219/morrissey-turns-down-75-million-for-smiths-reunion

>>79604973
>75 mil
Are The Smiths really that big these days? Way back when they only played tiny to moderately sized venues.
I saw The Smiths, Joy Division, and The Clash live in the 70s and 80s
Disorder is the only Joy Division song I don't hate

>>79583875
there isn't any actor good enough to portray Morrissey's insufferable cuntishness accurately

>>79600463
Oh, I'm OP and I didn't know about this. Neat!

>>79605055
>Disorder is the only Joy Division song I don't hate
Pleb

A plane that's crashing down
On the hillside desolate
Will nature make a big guy of me yet?
When in this crashing plane,
This massive guy

Why file a flight plan with the agency
When we've started the fire and it starts to riiiiise?

>>79605055
yeah just look at Pixies and Joy Division

decades of music fans and press talking you up like gods and your myth just building and building

>>79583875
overrated

>>79589006
>flying in your plane
toppest of keks

>>79583918
10/10

>>79589006
THERE IS A MEME THAT NEVER GETS OLD

I'm watching the Eighties on CNN and The Smiths got a shout out. Now I'm realizing that a show called the "teens" will air in 20 years and there will be a few celebrities talking about how 4chan and Pepe trolled them on twitter and memed Trump into the white house.

>>79609447
>implying human media will exist after the singularity

>>79589006
Fuck..

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>>79597874

>>79584027
Could actually work as Johnny Marr

hey Swagmeme just go ahead and sticky this one it's super epic

>>79610295
>>79609744
hotheads leave