ITT We cast the new Dune movie

>>79581461
fuckit, i'll just watch Lynch again

i want Alessandro Jodorowsky to play the part of Liet-Kynes. and i want them to really leave him out in the desert to die when they're filming it.

>>79581703
hahahahahaha agreed

Bump because I'm interested in what others might say but am too stupid to come up with any recommendations of my own

I want Tom Hardy as a Harkonnen

Duke Leto: Idris Elba
Paul Atreides: Ruby Rose
Lady Jessica: Caitlyn Jenner

Vladimir Harkonnen: Mel Gibson
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen: Milo Yiannopoulos

Shaddam IV Corrino: Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump
Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam: Leslie Jones

Chani: Ellen Page

Guest role: Amy Schumer as Shai-Hulud

>>79581461
Grimes as Feyd

Honestly I just want a teenager to play Paul for once, making him start the story as a grown ass man ruins his character arc

Who are some good British teen whites (protip british is the accent of all fantasy universes)

>>79582541
>Atreides people described as olive-skinned with aquiline noses
>british

>>79582588
Lots of British people have aquiline noses wtf are you talking about

>>79582294
>Milo Yiannopoulos
all jokes aside I think he'd make a great feyd

They'll cast a black girl as Paul because hollywood is Woke now and doesn't want to upset twitter

>>79581461
okay. here goes (a partial list because I don't want to stretch myself)

Paul: the new spider-twink. Holland
Duke Leto: Liam Neeson
Duncan Idaho: Sam Rockwell
Emperor Shaddam IV: Anthony Hopkins
Mother Gaius Mohiam: Glen Close

>>79581461
Jodorowsky directs

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Paul

Elle fanning for princess irulan

>>79582828
"Father, the sleeper has woke"

>>79582939
Kys ty

>>79582828
Seriously though inb4 sjw twitter starts demanding to know why Paul just had to be anothet male hero

This thread sucks.

>>79582939
i hope you've got a lot of people with shovels to clean up all the shit on stage, anon.

http://www.duneinfo.com/unseen/jodorowskys-dune-uncovered/16

>>79583016
because his mother gave in to Leto wanting a son. she did it out of love. is that not good enough for them? are they on the side of the manipulative, loveless Bene Gesserit who ordered her to have a daughter?

heh. let's see them argue their way out of that one.

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>>79581854
>hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>79582294
>Guest role: Amy Schumer as Shai-Hulud

I'll cast God Emeror
Oona Chaplin as Siona
Lupita Noungo as Hwi
But I can't cast Duncan