Is this as bad as it looks?

File: 1486116210072.jpg (23KB, 356x256px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 356x256px

>>79581375
This is what happens when autism is unchained.

Its not good, but if you take acid while watching it like me the visuals are good and very tripy how bad it is... like you'll be asking yourself "wtf" during the whole thing.

>>79581375
movie is a good example of the Channing Tatum rule:
don't watch movies with him in it

Mostly. There's a neat scene where they learn about taxes or some shit.

>>79581439
>acid
>visuals
Why would you watch this when you could watch Dr Strange, though?

It's not the worst thing I've ever seen. The action scenes were well directed, and it was original sci-fi, so I guess it's worth a watch

>>79581375
Worth watching for all the beautiful men and Redmayne's hilariously hammy performance.

>>79581490
'cause i can torrent this without getting ass-raped.

>>79581471
kek

Foxcatcher was good tho, shame Steve Caramel didn't win the award.

>>79581375
it's one of the goofiest things ever recorded, and is played 100% straight

>>79581375
Channing Tatum is an ugly monkey faggot that appeals to gross women in their 30s and 40s and I refuse to knowingly watch anything with him in it. I was irritated when he showed up in Hateful Eight but at least he gets his head blown off.

- Spaceship chase scene in Chicago is kino as fuck
- Space DMV is amusing and a nice Gilliam tribute (he actually shows up at the end)
- I CREATE LIFE

The rest is pretty garbo

File: 1487452910735.jpg (19KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 480x360px

>>79581524
>It's not the worst thing I've ever seen.
this is where you are 100% wrong

>>79581658
Redmayne was great in this horrible movie

File: 4867270_3905328obasanjosayingwhatkindofnonsenseisthisusethisjpeg2dd7ba8ebde29f92f1a1e8f449704288_jpeg0838f1ee223620714233df225abf7fbb.jpg (44KB, 480x476px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 480x476px

>>79581524
>The action scenes were well directed

>>79581690
Wait, wut? What shithole of a country do you live in?

>>79581375
it's worse
you can't even anticipate how bad it is, seriously

>>79581375
10 minutes in and I could tell this is gonna be a bad movie

>>79581939
no quick cuts, no big continuity errors, it looked better than most blockbusters today

File: The_Host_Poster.jpg (56KB, 292x438px) Image search: [Google]

56KB, 292x438px

>>79581913
I'm inclined to agree with>>79581524

It may have been bad, but it wasn't inherently offensive in any fashion. It just wasn't particularly good.

This however, I actually could not sit through. I think I shut it off at some point when they get in a cave or something, and generic male lead love interest starts talking and some dialogue happens. Not even the acting- of which none is required, but just the delivery of every line up to I think the 20 minute mark, is just horrendous. I mean fuck, at least Mila. Titums and I guess Redmang can say their retarded lines in a generic fashion.

Sorry Saorsiefags, she is 100% one of the worst I've ever seen on screen. If she can somehow act, then this is a fucking disgrace, and I don't mean the film overall, I mean straight up her performance is goddamn disgusting. Even if the director was shit, the script was shit, and you didn't even know when or if the camera was rolling, surely you could do slightly better than whatever this was.

Awful film. One of, if not the worst. Ever.

File: JuptirtAscending.jpg (42KB, 634x395px) Image search: [Google]

42KB, 634x395px

From the creators of The Matrix...

>>79582024
None of that is true.

>>79582029
I like the sci fi story on Jupiter, the action scenes were awful generic capeshit and almost uneccessary to the plot

>>79582029
>from the writer of Twilight saga
gee I wonder why

File: MV5BMTc5NjkxODgxOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMTcyODQyNDE@._V1._SX600_SY600_.jpg (37KB, 600x377px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 600x377px

fuck trump

>>79582106
It's really not the same, I sat through the Twilight movies, as bad as they were. This was a different level, and not because of the subject content. Well... not entirely. It certainly had a better premise than Twilight, that's for sure.

Directed and written by the writer of The Truman Show. How does one fall this far?

>>79582164
The #trumanshow was shit too

>>79582123
Why did Mila Kunis' character go for this ugly fucker and not the two hot evil brothers?

>>79582029
Saoirse is beautiful in that movie tho. That already makes it better than the deranged fagfest Jewpiter.

File: IMG_20170216_064535.jpg (108KB, 1000x872px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1000x872px

>>79582029
>Titums and I guess Redmang can say their retarded lines in a generic fashion.

But he was over the top and entertaining in a "so bad it's good" way, not really generic.

>>79582066
but it is

>>79581375

its worse


just proves the wachowskis talent was entirely contained in their balls

>>79581981
USA

the cops dragged my neighbor away screaming last week. i think he torrented an episode of the big bang theory. boy, am i glad i didn't do that.

I really appreciated that they went all out creating the universe but the movie itself is just pretty bland. Mila Kunis is so bad in it I wonder if she's solely responsible for bringing the whole thing down. Fuck she didn't even try. Eddie Redmayne chews the scenery like a madman and he's absolutely wonderful in the movie

File: jupiter-ascending-3-rcm0x1920u[1].jpg (2MB, 4583x1920px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4583x1920px

>>79581375
The movie overall is not that great. But it's visually beautiful. You'll like it if you're into CGI spectacles.

>>79581471
What about hail caesar?

why do all Mila movies suck so bad?

>>79581439
>>79581490
Why would you waste acid on this shit? Go outside.

>>79581375
worse

>>79585566
>Eddie Redmayne
that fucking queer should get out of movies altogether

>>79587202
But he's the most attractive and talented actress currently working.

>>79582454
Because they wanted pleb girls to self-insert as her, they wanted pleb money.

>>79581375

I actually watched it and fell asleep after the first half of the movie. never bothered to finish it now that I think about it. that usually never happens.... It was really not a good movie even though the concept seemed quite interesting in my eyes. mila kunis and channing tatumn ruined it though

>>79582031

man, the whole movie was an insult to the matrix franchise

>>79586491
holy fuck that's gorgeous
I may give it a watch after all

>>79581375
its actually really good. like, way better than than it has any right to be

File: maciej-kuciara-env-earth-wraith-chase-v21-130126.jpg (520KB, 1600x725px) Image search: [Google]

520KB, 1600x725px

>>79581375
well, you have this https://youtu.be/eNcgOSKcYDg
Also, I think is one of those few movies where concept art reaches the final product almost untouched

it's heavily flawed.

i had some high hopes after cloud atlas, and i believe the wachowskis are unique talents considering their resume. but jupiter is kind of a mess. everything feels rushed, making it hard for any characters or the story to be of much meaning. it sucks that the whachowskis fucked up their one chance at creating an original sci-fi film with money getting thrown at them

two HUGE problems with this flick
the two leads were awful (though they are okay in other films)
and the plot revolves around the girl being captured and rescued about 900 times in 2 hours

Stream line the plot
and hire better lead actors and its fine

>>79581439
>Watching tranny propaganda on acid
Seems like a good way to fuck your brain into an bluepill cuckhold.

>>79581471

I like the jump Street movies though

>>79586491
>just theed palace my shit up senpai

>>79581471
Hateful Eight is great

>>79587143
Nothing like some nice mid-February weather to facilitate a good trip

>>79587085
Black Swan was good. But I guess she was a supporting actor in that.

>>79581375
Yeah.... pretty much..

>>79589095
I would say there's bigger problems with the overall tone. They needed to lean a bit more towards the Fifth Elementy, Terry Gilliamy farce vibe that they had at certain points, and it would have made the silly plot a lot more palatable.

>>79589251
Okay well see ya man

>>79581375
It's even worse

>>79589741

You made me realize how much better this could have been as Gilliam film with it deliberately being nonsensical rather than it trying to take itself seriously.

>>79589572
H8 is OK. The setup is spectacular and the payoff is dogshit. He's in the dogshit portion and for like 10 mins.

>>79581690
>Post 2008
>Doesn't have a proxy or VPN.

The visuals were pretty great throughout the entire picture, the story is just embarassing and stupid, and it makes no sense. Villians had no oomph to them, can't compare to the agents, Mila is a horrible, horrible lead actor. Tatum was fine. Most of it was ok.