How does one leave /tv/ and this site for good

get arrested and go to jail

jump off a bridge

>>79580839
>>79580851
dubs decides which

>>79580829
You don't. We're a part of you now

>>79580883
Bridge is the most kino for of suicide

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>>79580883
rolling for bridge

>>79580829
Your don't, kid. Once you're in, you're in for life.

>Been on 4chan since 08
>Literally wasted almost a decade on this site which has now and will always be shit

You can't leave. Once you get to the point you want to leave it's already too late

>>79580883
None of the above, if dubs you'll get a gf in less than 2 weeks by going out and staying off the internet. Good luck.

>>79580829
No idea. I left 4chan for over 2 years, then came back this fall.
>tfw i came back to 4chan to browse /x/ and get readings again

>>79583360
>Been on 4chan since 08
newfag gtfo

>>79580829

tried leaving once. first day got twitchy. second day stared violently at neighbor's garden gnomes and screamed FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. blacked out. woke up in front of computer posting on /tv/ typing REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

i do not recommend it, OP. it's not healthy for garden gnomes.

>>79583380
>readings on /x/

do they also do dream interpretations on /x/?