The Mummy

>>79580433
I sure don't.

>>79580433
Kino of the year

>>79580433
>Monster movie
>The monster is extremely attractive
Makes me think

jack reacher 2 marked the end of cruise kino

>directed by alex kurtzman

it will be utter shit

>no Brendan

Nope

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>>79580465

Yeah, they're really disappointing in that aspect. In The Mummy with Fraser, at least the mummy was a fucking monster when it started and it had to do horrific and fucked up things to get its human looks back, whereas this one's just straight up bangable from the start. Not to mention, looking at the summary it seems like she's the one who got wronged and is now out for revenge.

none of them have been good so why would this one be different?

i hope we see scenes in it as sexy as that costume that lady wore in that original mummy movie!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0p66nmaeOU

nothing will replace Brendan kino

Someone post the trailer

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>>79580601

This one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwTFXVdbeEw

>>79580601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWei_MMtbhw

>>79580753
What did he mean by this?

>>79580581
He was so happy back then...

>>79580433
>Do americans even know what a mummy is?
>Just make it some hot chick who gives af

>>79580581
fuck, I rewatched that recently, and man, it was really the best possible remake of the original.

And as an action/adventure movie no less.

brendan is really underrated and it's a shame he's all but forgotten these days after being so good in the late 90's.

>>79580559
This statement is 100% true

No, it looks fucking awful.

>>79580753
>when you displease Master Miscavige and the thetans come rushing back

Mummy vs Mr Hyde when?

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>>79580433

it's gonna be a disaster of a movie

>>79580753
>Dies in a plane crash
>Wakes up in a morgue
>Goes back to normal like everything is fine
>No, tom cruise, you ARE the mummy

>yfw this is the retarded "twist" of the film, that everybody sees coming from a mile away.

Jack Reacher 3 the mummy

>>79581024
It's not so much a twist as it a premise.

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>>79580629
Even the normal trailer with the fixed is so fucking terrible
https://youtu.be/vuWQsanUBXY

>>79580581
>related videos
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1cJ7tudJ0c
ahhhh. my favourite car crash

>>79580433
of course not. i wish paul verhoeven would fix hollywood before he dies

>>79580433
its literally impossible for men to watch a movie with a female monster/tough guy villain and take it seriously, simply because of biology/brain wiring. they look weak. women make good villains in scenarios where they can manipulate or ruin you through leverage/authority/blackmail/business. michael clayton or dredd are good examples of villainous women. but this shit + suicide squad doing the petite qt being a physical threat is dumb.

>>79580856
i was 9 in 1999 and i enjoyed mummy. but we have to remember, many blockbuster movies are made to appeal to children/families, they arent meant to be "great films" or hold up to critical scrutiny

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already /ourflick/

>>79580629
why is everything targeted at mainstream so incredibly stupid? The obvious answer is that people in general are stupid. But can that be it?

>>79581169
look at this libtard cuck trying to use big faggot academic jew words like "premise" to try and make anybody he disagrees with look stupid. 8 more years you stupid faggot

>>79581938
>american education

>>79581999
lol i know i was just memeing im actually a hilldog but dont tell /pol/