Do the chickens have large talons?

>>79577150

Your mom goes to college!

For real though why didn't Nacho Libre catch on like this when it was just as good.

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What was he saying?

Uncle rico did nothing wrong

>>79577351

I coulda gone pro

>>79577388
>double 8s
Uncle rico is this you? Was 88 supposed to be your jersey number?

>>79577242
Over there by the creek I found a couple of Shoshone arrowheads

mormonkino

pedro would have been deported by trump

>>79577166
jack black is too big of a personality that it takes over the movie, napolean dynamite spread it across multiple characters

>>79577351
If coach would've put me in 4th quarter, we would've been state champions

Napoleon threads are comfy

>>79577150

Can't find my checkbook. Hope you don't mind I pay you in change.

>>79577419
>88
>on a quarterback
Freakin IDIOT

what did predro suffer from that made his head itch

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the animated version was surprisingly good

reminded me more of KotH than Family Guy bullshit

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Pic related was my final project for a painting class
Plz no bully

>>79577690
What do you mean napoleon? I'm not well versed in the sport.

>>79577700
I always thought it was some mental disorder he developed from the pressures of puberty. I had the urge to shave my head when I was a teenager. My experience was like Pedro's, I instantly regretted it, but I wouldn't put on a wig.

>>79577700
Psoriasis

>>79577700
>>79577774
His head didn't itch, his hair made his head too hot. Did you even watch the movie?

>>79577737

Awesome. I know ND was Hot Topic bait when it came out, but the movie is a cult classic. I remember it being in theaters for over 6 months due to popularity.

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Best visual gag in the movie?

For me it was this

>>79577938
Love that scene. Perfect timing.

>>79577700
>hot head

BANE?

>>79577938
Good taste
Close second is when Lyle shoots the cow point-blank with a muzzleloader in front of the school bus full of kids

>>79577150
This line made me lose my shit the first time I watched it.

>>79577737
kinda okay for pop art I guess

probably would look better with a solid background instead

>>79577388
you coulda not been a faggot too

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>>79577700
>head itch

as someone who grew up in preston idaho, this movie sure is accurate

>>79577150
holy fuck was this movie never funny.

>>79579391
>t. 13 year old

>>79577522
Why hello there fellow midwesterner. How long have you been fluent in farmer mumble.

>>79577737
yeah, it's pretty sweet. did it like, take you forever to do the shading on the upper lip?

>>79580178
Pretty much 3 hours.
to be honest the lower lip took way longer

> Pulling someone on skates with your bike
> Kay-sa-dill-a
> The guy that hid his booze in the globe

The writers had to have lived in a small town. Not a doubt in my mind.

>>79580382
> not a doubt in my mind
Kek

>>79580382
They completely nailed the small midwestern USA feel. It was instantly recognizable to me when I saw it opening day.

the cheese next to the phone will never not be funny

>>79577938
>husband tries to tear tupperware
>I..I c..cant I cant do it"
>that disgusted face on his wife

dat feel when you could throw a football over them mountains

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>>79580624
fucking hilarious

>YOU THINK I GOT TO WHERE I AM TODAY BECAUSE I DRESSED LIKE PETER PAN OVER HERE?!

>>79580382
>booze in the globe
???

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>>79580703
>mfw my girlfriend bought me Rex Kwon do pants for Valentine's day last year

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>>79580703
FUH-GET ABOUT IT!

>>79580123
i'm from seattle and i could still tell what he was saying.

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>>79577150
I fucking love that it was shot in Idaho. And not the cool part of Idaho either with the mountains, the shitty hilly Boise like areas of Idaho instead. I personally am near the mountains but those kind of hills are all around and I somewhat like them even if they look shitty.

>>79577166
Because of the Spanish angle. We fucking hate spics and anything tangentially related to spic culture. Will Ferrel's shitty spic flick flopped for the same reason.

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>>79577388
>when he throws Kip's steak at Napoleon

>>79581214
hippy mumble is very similar to farmer mumble.
Ones burns out on acid, the other in the hot sun.

>>79581247
Could you throw a football over them mountains?

>>79577785
>>79579316
Generations of cholo mexicans with shaved heads bestowed him with an inability to handle a full head of hair. Look at his cousins.

>>79580382
Napoleon tying the wresting action figure to a string and throwing it out the window like it was a cool thing to do while some younger kid watched.

That is 100% growing up in small town northwest. Very similar to the shit we do with fireworks.

>>79581247
The film always looked comfy af to me, something about the loneliness and isolation and endless fields of nothing. As someone who lives in a shitty apartment n the city surrounded by niggers, I really do envy people who live on the doorstep of the great outdoors. I really need to visit Preston at some point

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>>79580123
>>79580435
Call Idaho the midwest ONE more time.
Call it the midwest ONE MORE TIME.

>>79580435
is this midwest though? It was shot in the director's hometown of Preston, Idaho which isn't too far from the west coast. What do Americans consider to be midwest? Is it literally anything that is praire/steppe? Come to think of it, isn't yellowstone meant to be in idaho...I thought the state would look a lot more "lush" than it was.

>>79581357
I'm Australia, but I grew up rurally as well and everyone here just does ice (uh, crystal meth to Americans I think) and booze really.

>>79577242
>I found a couple of soft-coated arrowheads

then a few years later I discovered that it was shoshone

>>79581262
maybe anywhere else, but in western washington/oregon not even the fucking chinks have accents

Does Idaho really have as big a spic problem as this film portrayed? I'd have thought it would be too white and too cold for winters to attract them that far north

>>79581409
Midwestern in culture. Geographically, yeah they're near the west coast.

>Who are you gonna ask?
>That girl over there.
>Summer Wheatly? How the heck are you gonna do that?
>Build her a cake or something.

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>>79581247
>the cool part of Idaho
the only "cool" part of idaho is going to moscow and texting your friends you went to russia.

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>>79581463
You FUCKING motherFUCKER

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ffxJ8cvY1m

hey napoleon, give me some of your tots

i first watched this at school camp when i was 12. holy fuck. it was funny then and its funny now

>>79581494
I bet you're a Clitary voter from socal, aren't you?

Oh wait you were explaining that it isn't the midwest. I just saw the word midwest again and saw red.

>>79577150
I saw this movie at the cinema on a whim with my little brother before anyone knew what it was. I'd never felt more connected to a movie in my life, probably because of my autism but either way it was a good time. One of the few happy memories I still have of spending time with my brother.

>>79581409
anywhere east of the cascades shares infinitely more with midwestern living than the actual northwest coast area.

>>79581500
face it buddy. just because there's a mountain range separating us doesn't make you any less midwest.

>It's a TIME machine Napoleon, I bought it online
>It WORKS Napoleon, you don't even know

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GRAB MY ARM

>>79581573
>you don't even know
my friends and I still say this with Kip's inflection.

>>79581564
The midwest is disgustingly liberal.

>>79581431
On the schoolbus? That's hardcore. No wonder you had to ban your guns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgv_Q825Bo

Remember when everybody thought Jon Heder was going to be the next big comedic actor.

>I caught you a delicious bass
>wanna play me?

>>79581457
Fuck yes. Paradise Falls Idaho and a few other places have a major illegal problem. I'm in Montana and it hasn't gotten out of hand here yet but yeah Idaho is fucked in some places.

Idaho also famously had some "refugees" rape a girl in front of witnesses and did nothing to prosecute them. As far as we are concerned over here that makes them a lost cause and a bunch of fucking phonies.

>>79581591
MY OTHER WRIST

>>79581623
Actually everyone out here has guns. Bus was mostly weed and booze, meth is more of a do at home thing I think (never did it myself).

>>79581655
MY OTHER ARM

>>79581643
school for scoundrels wasn't that bad

>>79581502
I wish we could have seen that guy get jumped by Pedro's cousins.

>>79581654
Is potato farming labor intensive?

>>79581660
>Actually everyone out here has guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrj2fdguI1I

>>79581544
Funny. When my brother and I were watching it, when the scene where where that tall bully guy had Napoleon i n a chokehold and was bobbing his up and down, I asked him to replicate the scene with me, and he did, only to accidentally hit my head really hard on a chair and ended up splitting my head open. My mom freaked the fuck out and I had to go the hospital for stitches in the middle of the night.

Fun times.

>>79581654

Incredible how you fucking idiots seem to exist in a world of hyperbole

>>79581643
He could have really done well if they let him play an edgy character just once. By the time he was cast in that god awful softball movie with David Spade and shit it was over for him.

>>79581732
Sorry we're not fans of letting third world garbage rape our children?

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>>79581732
>hyperbole

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>>79581611

>>79581749
you should be you fucking racist

>>79581770
>trying to troll a comfy ND thread

can't you do it in a marvel thread instead?

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>>79581769
One word breh. Chicago.
We can take it further if you need to.
Detroit.
The midwest wishes they had what we have. We are literally the last best place.

>>79581800
where was that picture taken anon? rural northern california and oregon are pretty good too, nothing but Trump/Pence signs when I went on a roadtrip there last fall

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>>79581573
HOLD ON

I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE CRYSTALS

>>79577242
Over there by those pig pens I found some Shoshone arrowheads.

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>>79581724
My brother became a disgusting tranny faggot so i'm glad things worked out better for you anon.

>>79577242
>>79577150
>that meal of boiled eggs, egg salad sandwiches, and orange juice with raw eggs

>>79581847
I love that this made me laugh.

>>79581847
k..k.kills..kill..turn it off

>>79581831
Montana, not sure where exactly. We have the rocky mountain range all of which looks like that then we have eastern montana which is flat badlands.

Who else here lives in Idaho? What city?

Lewiston here

>>79581705
The gun "ban" was mostly a ban on casual ownership. You just have to have a reason to own guns. That reason is usually either sports shooting or being a farmer, both of which are common outside of the state capitals.

>>79581494
Idaho is cool, you can go live there and pretty much be left alone.

>>79581920
idaho falls here, the only thing I hate is the cold

>>79581871
>orange juice with raw eggs
Fucking horrible. Sometimes (rarely) batches of orange juice go out that have a little extra slime to it, it's a natural occurrence. If you ever come across one it's just tasting an egg yolk that was slipped in.

>>79581800
What do all those cities have in common? large populations of black people.
If it weren't for black people the states that house those liberal cesspool cities would lean far more to the right.

>>79581940
The only thing I hate is the heat.

>>79581800
This picture reminds me that I need to rewatch Homeward Bound . Truly one of the great American films

>bringing politics into a comfy ND thread
For what purpose

>>79581378
>As someone who lives in a shitty apartment n the city surrounded by niggers
iktf brah, you arent alone

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>>79581871
i fucking love hard boiled eggs and egg salad and oj. nothing wrong with that meal

>>79581988
I like them too, but not all together.


Seriously what was up with adding raw eggs to the juice?

>>79582020
you dont lift brah?

serious question to Americans: why don't you ever move to a rural state like this, live a few miles from a big city and just enjoy the rest of your life on a comfy ranch hiking, biking, river rafting, hunting etc. for the rest of your days? what's stopping you?

>>79581435
i hadnt even heard of that tribe yet i could immediately understand that he was saying "shoshone" and that it was a name. maybe its because my parents were wisconsin

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>>79581942
Liberalism is a cultural disease. It spreads regardless of race. Missoula is majority white and liberal as fuck. They're a bunch of disgusting hyper-conformative faggots. You're right for the most part though.

>>79582050
Maybe that's because you're american and immediately understood the context and the accent a bit better. when I first saw the film with my brother and dad we literally had to rewind it 4x to realize what he was saying

>>79581457
didnt the movie only have like 3 mexicans in the entire movie? pedro and his 2 cousins? and then the school treated pedro awkwardly because of his race?

>>79577706
Fucking this.

>>79581749
why do you say things like this? do you think its a real thing? like mexicans raping is an epidemic in america? im for the wall, but not for stupid fucking conspiracy reasons like this

>>79582117
yeh but my point was around whether idaho has a problem with mexinigger gangbangers

>>79581970
Because Pedro is an illegal immigrant Spic and a main character in ND depicting a genuine Idaho caveat. Deal with it.

>>79581378
I love it. I live in the Subarctic over 200 miles from the next town, nothing but forest and lakes in every direction.

>>79581457
your right bro when mexicans go too far north their coat isnt sufficient insulation so they die out in the winter since they dont hibernate

TINA, EAT! EAT THE FOOD

>>79582048
It's doable but there are fewer jobs. It's most attainable for people who already have money or can work remotely. The good thing is you don't need a lot of money because the cost of living here is very low. California is another planet compared to here.

>>79582085
>being from Montana
>voting for left wingers

for what reason? seriously, why don't these cunts just move to cali so they can live in their multicultural faggy utopia with beaners and porch monkeys?

>>79582048
Did you see the suburbs episode of Always Sunny? Because that's what it's really like trying to commute into a city for work. It is fucking awful. The bigger the city, the worse it gets.

>>79582085
Yeah, I was oversimplifying it for sure. It's gotta be something about metropolitan cities that makes it spread. Most smaller cities and towns are pretty resilient to nonsense but something about big cities just makes people adopt an ideology of self flagellation. I just don't get it.

>>79582136
It wasn't mexicans it was "syrians" (aka random brown people who said they were syrian).

>>79582179
Most of them are California imports and very proud of that fact. And then we have the interstate which connects directly to Spokane, Portland and Seattle this has a strong effect on Missoula's population. Fuck'em all.

>>79577700
It was extremely painful

>>79582176
That llama had a top tier shitty life. Didn't even have a companion. That's like keeping a single horse. Only insane assholes do it.

>>79582179
go to bed trump and close your twitter.

What effect do mormons living so close to you have on southern Idaho?

>>79581611
Its actually a rich patchwork of the worst ends of the spectrum. Shit that catches flak in /pol/ has been said to me in a completely light, careless tone, and every college town is infested with Kony 2012 save the [insert minority] faggots right next door.

I had a "VOTE FOR PEDRO" t-shirt when I was a teenager.

>>79581831
since you mention republicans
Why are the majority of scientists and major intellectual and academic figures atheist and democrats? Is it jew propaganda?

Why do states with democratic state gov'ts have higher median incomes, contribute drastically more to GDP, absorb less welfare, have less teen pregnancy, better health yadda yadda yadda than republican/conservative states?

why is everything better in liberal countries than conservative countries? historical proponents of liberalism, west europe/america/scandinavia are the wealthiest, happiest, most educated and modern states in the world. meanwhile states that proclaim conservative rhetoric like anti-gay, anti-womens rights, anti-ethnic minority, anti-religious minority, always totalitarian 3rd world shitholes like north korea and the middle east? i just dont get it. liberalism has created the modern world, from the enlightenment era principles of scientific method of inquiry onward. and yet we have 1st world citizens with 19th century religious-based opinions regarding public policy and social norms. why? the rationalizations of the empirical record by conservatives used to be that true prosperity comes from neo conservatism, or libertarianism, or equating taxes to robbery, regulation as socialism, or fear tactics like mexicans and muslims raping white women. although i guess that ones still salient. racial fear is a permanent component of conservative southern ideology.

why do you cling to this garbage?

>>79582268
Mormons have incredible influence in Montana and Idaho. They literally hire selectively amongst eachother and practice religious discrimination on everyone and get away with it.

Not surprising when you consider they're fucking satanists though.

>>79581856
its sad that you think about your brother that way. it probably makes him even sadder

>>79582246
At least she got plenty of ham

>>79582140
but the movie only has 3 mexicans in it, and portrays the citizens as very unused to them, why would that make you think the state has a lot of mexicans?

>>79582397
That is so fucked up.

>>79582179
1/6th of americans are californians. and nearly that much of the country's gdp comes from california. its bizarre how much people from irrelevant, barren shithole states bitch about the 1 state keeping the country competitive internationally

>>79582339
literally

>source?

the post lmao

>why is everything better in liberal countries than conservative countries? historical proponents of liberalism, west europe/america/scandinavia are the wealthiest, happiest, most educated and modern states in the world.

sweden will literally be a 3rd world country by 2050 according to the un

>meanwhile states that proclaim conservative rhetoric like anti-gay, anti-womens rights, anti-ethnic minority, anti-religious minority, always totalitarian 3rd world shitholes like north korea and the middle east?

jesus fuking christ lmao, north korea conservative. now ive heard it all

>>79582278
>Shit that catches flak in /pol/ has been said to me in a completely light, careless tone
so you mean literally everything that isnt intense bigotry and autistic paranoia? yes, anon, you should expect most things that would trigger pol will be said in a normal, unironic fashion in real life. most people who function in reality arent psychopaths

>>79582268
Basic Gestalt of being Mormon-adjacent
>No violent crime
>Attractive blonde naive conservative girls are the norm
>Men suckered into leaving for two years, at age 18 on "missions from god" jej
>MANY recently single 18 year old women because of this
>new Old Navy pops up weekly
>Bowling Alley and Movie Theatres impossible to get into on Friday or Saturday night
>SECRET TEMPLES
>Homosexuals driven away to California
>Surplus of dentists

All in all, pretty comfy pham
Don't tell /pol/ please.

>>79582439
which of those 28 words you typed felt like a rebuttal to statistical facts that american democratic states destroy conservative states in education, incomes or any other metric of prosperity? or that western states (countries) that preach enlightenment liberalism are much better off than /pol/ states like north korea, sudan, or saudi arabia, where tenants of anti-gay, anti-women, anti-religious minority, anti-ethnic minority are touted? please type something of substance before you reply.

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>>79582382
I haven't seen or spoken to him in person since a little before he started transitioning a couple of years go. I don't want to see him like that. He was always weak and stupid and now he's a monster. I haven't said anything bad to him about it. I don't want to hurt him/her/it and still sms'd him on his birthday. I'd rather remember seeing ND and watching B5 and enjoying KOTOR together than seeing the lanky fuck in a dress and makeup and knowing he sucks the cock of the giant tattooed freak he calls his girlfriend.

>>79582529
>/pol/ states like north korea, sudan, or saudi arabia

you gotta be less obvious than this if you wanna get taken seriously, try again kiddo

>>79582581
after reading this post, im glad your brother doesnt talk to you. its ironic that you call a person trying to be happy a monster, while you callously judge and berate them over it. stay away from him, you'll both be happier that way

>>79582420
Why? They eat rats and fish and stuff like that.

>>79582435
Your state is shit cuckifornia. It doesn't matter how many people live there.

>>79582638
>trannies
>actually happy instead of abominations
tip top wew lad

>>79582638
fag

>>79582590
well lets examine their rhetoric and political stances? i keep repeating it, but youre a moron, so i dont mind.

ethnic nationalism, religious persecution, sexual persecution, repression of women, fear of outside powers manipulating you. Literally all confirmed for both 3rd world shitholes, and /pol/ rhetoric. which part do you disagree with anon? id like to watch you struggle putting thoughts into words

>>79582650
Their biology is totally unprepared to be eating pork. I mean sure they can but it's just hilariously wrong.

>>79577166
the advertising of Nacho Libre made it seem exactly what a jack black wrestling movie should be like.

but it basically was a lot more subdued

Don't give it (You)s. Mentally ill SJW on the prowl ITT.

>>79582654
lmao california is the 6th largest economy in the world you loon. its literally the only reason the united states is globally competitive. couple that with median income, education, and every other factor of prosperity, along with the fucking awesome food and pussy, and its a fucking utopia compared to whatever flyover shithole you dwell in.

There it goes chirping about how populated it's cuck pit is.

>>79582663
>>79582669
:( i wish your brother didnt have such a piece of shit for a brother. youre not even a brother, because thats a person who loves, supports and wants their brother to be happy. youre just some fucked up evangelical or /pol/tard who hates everybody that doesnt fit into your 2000 year old dipshit dogma. you are tragic

>>79582689
again like i said you gotta be less obvious

next time you pick 3 countries to represent /pol/, try using ones that arent muslim/socialist shitholes that they would gladly nuke in a heartbeat

>>79582529
Have you considered that adversity makes you conservative and stagnation makes you liberal?

>>79582718
whats it like spending your life arguing identity politics on a chinese imageboards? do you feel like your life has been given a purpose?

>>79577150

overrated trash

I still remember my freshman year
where everyone had a vote for pedro shirt
and said "GOSH" every chance they got

cringe

>>79582728
>majority mexican state
>utopia
This nigga serious WEW LAD

>>79577706
I just now realized Napoleon's grandma is Mac's mom from Sunny.

>>79582773
>dude love trumps hate lmao pass the blunt bro

>>79582728
India and China have big economies too.

Are they Utopias?

>>79582773
hey it's pretty nice of you to think this way but it's a bit weird to continually call anon's sibling "brother". if anon is this much of an asshole to them, then they're definitely not going to correctly gender them. so it's most likely that the "brother" is actually a sister

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>>79582638
He's not a girl and he never will be. My conservative father has tried hard to be accepting of him. They went out to lunch somewhere and everyone was staring so they went home, he wanted to bring his "girlfriend" to stay at dads house but dad didn't want gay shit going on in the room next to him so they left. This kid spend his teenage years chasing girls, I mean he failed every time and had weird anime hair but it's pretty much like he just decided being a man was too hard one day and decided to take the easy route because it's hip to be trans.

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>>79582693
Is pig meat really that different to other animal meat?

>>79582773
These aren't me faggot>>79582663
>>79582669

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>>79582382
It's saddest he suffers from mental illness and propaganda has encouraged him to act out in this way rather than seek appropriate treatment.

>>79582638
>>79582773

kek

>>79582946
Yep. It's the most similar to human meat as well. Some mistakenly believe that's just a myth or it's only the pig's skin which is similar to humans. It's actually the meat, blood, skin, eyes. All of it.

It's quite a bit different from other mammals especially small edibles like rodents and stuff. Or insects.

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>>79582339
>why is everything better in liberal countries than conservative countries?

Are you seriously, genuinely conflating womens rights and gay rights with respect for private property rights and free enterprise as the reason the United States and western Europe are the economic and cultural centre of the world? For fuck's sake, I didn't think this board could get any dumber

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>>79583079
Tell us more about long pig anon

>>79582638
>callously judge and berate them over it.
I've avoided contact with him so as not to hurt his feelings stupid bitch

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>>79582529
>where tenants of anti-gay, anti-women, anti-religious minority, anti-ethnic minority are touted

In today's historical revisionism class, I learnt that the United States became the global powerhouse it is today because of its respect for ethnic minorities, it's social liberalism, feminism, women's representation in video games and protection for homosexuals. It had nothing to do with the fact that the US has operated as a culturally Anglo constitutional republic with emphasis on the free associations of people, small government and private property rights fully entrenched in its laws?

I really, passionately do hate leftards. The sort of person who sees that the majority of scientists or hollywood are liberals and thinks therefore that it must be correct, nevermind most economists and political scientists are to the right of the general public, or that 50 years ago you'd have been using the same "argument" in support of socialism and Marxism. Guyz, guys, Einstein was a socialist! We're totally on the right track!

>>79582693
>>79582946
>>79583079
>>79583201
To wrap up the topic: Basically a llama would never in it's evolutionary history hunt down and eat a wild boar let alone a domesticated pig (which is far different) so it's completely fucked up and unnatural that they fed Tina pork.

>>79583328
What are you thoughts on chickens eating chickens?

>>79583353
Far more likely it their evolutionary history than eating a pig. Still risky though. Mad chicken disease for sure.

>>79583396
It's that like creutzfeldt jakob like in that xfiles episode?

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>>79582773
My family isn't religious and even he doesn't consider himself my brother any more, he thinks he's a girl which he never will be.

>>79582476
And how many of those 18 year old women have you fucked, anon?

>>79582900
>This kid spend his teenage years chasing girls, I mean he failed every time and had weird anime hair but it's pretty much like he just decided being a man was too hard one day and decided to take the easy route because it's hip to be trans.
Holy shit. I knew a guy all the way from school who failed spectacularly with girls. His dad had mental issues and he was away from class for long periods. In uni he got rejected again and again and at some point he becomes a tranny. He's still the same guy physically he just put on a wig. Calls himself "Esther" now. Confirms my theory that people become trannies as part of some mental break with their past self. Sad we indulge this misery rather than treating it

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>We're #1 because we let trannies into whatever bathrooms they choose, gays can marry legally and our big cities are diverse, multicultural utopias where I stay in my white neighborhoods

Imagine unironically conflating classical liberalism with social liberalism. How does /co/mblr get dumber and dumber by the day? How is it fucking possible? I'm astounded. The capeshitting virgins have outdone themselves in this thread

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>>79583581
Our mother dying and being a 25 year old virgin probably contributed to his breakdown .I've heard he can't afford to get his dick cut off so maybe theres a slim chance he can go back to normal one day, probably just wishful thinking.

>>79582773
Fucking hilarious that you're sticking up for the tranny while still calling him that anon's brother.

>>79581871
>the flies buzzing all over it

perfection

>Napoleon don't be jealous that I've been chatting to hot babes all day

>>79582529
these countries aren't poor because they don't let poofs stick their cocks up people's bums lmfao...

>>79582728
California is complete shit. You aren't fooling anyone libcuck.

I liked the way this town was kind of out of touch with modern times.

The music made it feel equally strange and bizarre.

>OW I think you ripped my mole off

>>79582020
3 words.
Gains man, gains.

>>79583998
>strange and bizarre.
It was extremely realistic anon. Where are you from?

>>79579338
I'm from Pocatello, but I've lived all over the state. I watch ND everytime I want some laughs with a health dose of comfy nostalgia

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>>79583504
None. I'm not a sinner.

>>79581357
My cousins and I used to tie army men figures to fireworks and then just watch them melt. Good memories.

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>>79584322
That thing looked fucked up anon, don't post it again.

>>79582048
Big cities fucking suck. If it's anything significantly over 100k population it's a guaranteed shithole and the farther you live away from it, the better. Give me a small city like Santa Fe or Asheville over NYC or LA anyday

>>79581920
Pocatello reporting in

>>79584208
A rural farming town in Norcal, but we at least have a music store that's current.

>>79584376
I just moved to a town with 9,986 people. Better than living in the city unless you want to buy something after 10pm

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>>79584567
that's something to be proud of

what the hell are tots anyway?

>>79585758
Tater tots. They're little bites of fried, shredded potato.

>>79585758
potato gems

>>79581653
Was it a Chilean Sea Bass?

>>79586124
No but it was served with chile

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>>79586166
>served with chile

>you know we can't afford the fun pack, put it back

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>Forever young. I want to be Forever young.

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>>79583504
Most of them

>>79586124
IT WAS CHILI AND SEA BASS STUPID

>>79577160

What did he mean by this?

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>>79577351
>getting Rex kwon do'd

Always thought the little scene where Napoleon goes to the bathroom while Forever Young plays in the background is profoundly sad somehow. I love this movie

>>79581660
Like in Wolf Creek

>>79577150

>Most comfy soundtrack ever

>Forever Young
>The Promise

Current music should be more comfy.

>>79581847
www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound
Here's the real time machine

>>79581871
>orange juice with raw eggs
Oh my god I thought that was just a gallon of whipped raw eggs. Still doesn't make any sense.

>>79580123

Ever since I had farmer family in Durand, Wisconsin.

Those folk love to talk, spend hours in the McDonalds having coffee just talking. And there's always that one loud, super fat guy.

worst movie I've EVER seen

>>79588584
The shot of Napoleon, Deb, and Pedro just standing there watching everyone else slow dance was great. Being a part of a small group of losers is a unique feel. You have each other but at the same time you can't help but feel a sense of loneliness for being different.

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>tfw Napoleon Dynamite is the most realistic coming-of-age film relative to my own experiences of high school

>>79589384
jeez anon like anyone could know that

>>79584567
>a music store that's current.
>>79584567
>a music store
>>79584567
>current.

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>>79580624
Best part for me

>>79577242
>>79580123
How the hell could you not understand them?

>>79581247
Just moved to Boise. I love the foothills here. Desert 45 minutes south. Mountains 45 minutes north. Fucking perfectly located. Every type of /out/ activity here you can think of. Beautiful here. Although, anything is better than Atlanta, GA (not Atlanta, Idaho loloololol).

Lovin' it out here. Startin' my new job tomorrow and am so happy to be outside of nigville.

>>79581409
Yellowstone isn't officially in Idaho, although it's close. West Yellowstone is in Montana, which is east of the most eastern part of southeast Idaho.

>>79581457
Nampa, Caldwell, and other towns in the Treasure Valley do have quite a few Mexicans. I know quite a few from those areas, but they're cool and hard working for the most part. I sure as hell wouldn't live there though.

>>79581654
Twin Falls had that rapefugee issue and it was fucking deplorable how that was handled and covered up. Can't believe that situation unfolded like it did in Idaho of all states. Blew my mind.

>>79581930
This.

>>79581920
New Boise-fag here. Love it here. Might head down to the Snake River and chill for a bit today. It's so comfy around here.

>>79589152
>Prank calling friends in the time just before caller ID was a thing using this soundboard.
>Hello?
>Yes?
>Is Pedro there?
>no...
>Ok bye.
A+ prank call guys.

>>79591563
sounds real comfy anon, congratulations on leaving that basketball american dump

>>79591563
reeee as someone living in the UK I really, really want to move to the comfy pacific NW. Can you petition Mr Trump to lower visa restrictions on us white Europeans please

>>79591563
>Nampa, Caldwell, and other towns in the Treasure Valley do have quite a few Mexicans.


How bad of an issue is it? Aren't those right next to Boise too, how are you guys unaffected by them?

>>79591785
>eternal anglo
>white
No thanks Muhammad, we don't want you importing your trash tier nogunz mudslime loving ideology here. Go to Canada.

>>79577351
How much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

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>>79591705
Thanks, I'm excited for myself. I can leave my apartment 15 minutes early to get to work instead of 1.5 hours or so. Beautiful Backdrop to town and super cheap cost of living. Also some really fantastic food and bars surprisingly. Big enough town to have everything you could want (except pro sports, but you still have BSU football), but small enough that you can be completely alone in the foothills or even along the greenbelt in some places within 15 minutes.

>>79591785
I will speak with him today about it. As long as your name isn't Nigel or something faggoty like that. I'll never complain about more whites moving near me.

>>79591823
Yea, they're 15-30 mins away depending on what town you're going to. I've heard that Garden City has some slight crime issues, but Nampa and Caldwell seem to keep to themselves. It's not a very fun commute and, especially in Caldwell, it's mainly farming. I've heard there are some gang issues in Nampa and Caldwell and stuff, but nothing insane. Then again, I'm biased since I'm from Atlanta and all the crime and issues here seem trivial in comparison. A lot of the crime in and around Nampa and stuff seems to stay localized fortunately. Drugs mainly.

>>79592054
>gang issues

I presume these are entirely non-whites. Are there any minorities in ID that aren't spics?

>>79591919
hmm looks like I'll have to get an expat gf and convince her to move back to the US

>>79580624
Lance, you look like a strong young pup. why don't you see if you can give this a tear. (tries and fails to rip it apart) now don't hurt yourself

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I don't feel very good

>>79592443
You would be correct in that assumption I believe. Although I'm still new to the area, I haven't heard of many non-spic gangs. I'm sure there are some small outfits, but the spic gangs are branches of legit gangs that they brought with them from wherever they came from I would imagine. As for other minorities, spics are mainly it. There are some refugees that Boise has brought in unfortunately. I didn't know much about the town, so when I moved into my apartment I was looking for a decent looking apartment with a short term lease so I could change relatively soon if I wanted. My complex is a fantastic location, but it would appear that I'm in a refugee/illegal happy complex. Have had zero problems except for the people who used to live above me were middle eastern and didn't work and were loud as fuck and kept weird hours. Barely any English spoken either. They were douches, but fortunately are gone now. My complex by far has more blacks than I've seen anywhere else. They're all nice enough and we have no issues with violence or anything, but it just bugs me that I am most likely paying for them to live here and probably not work. Such is life though, at least they aren't violent.

The non-African blacks that I've met here are all chill though. They're either ex-BSU football players or legit businessmen who just happen to be black. I haven't run into a single nig nog yet. In fact, the only people I ever see that dress like a thug/rapper are white trash methheads or Mexicans.

I still have a pretty limited view on the city though since I haven't been here very long, so I'll be interested to see what the group of people in my new job will be like.

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>>79589175
This. It was beaten egg yolks. That's the joke, abundance of eggs.

>>79592669
ah man, it's a real shame that it looks like even fucking Idaho is going the way of the rest of the country in supporting rapefugee relocation programmes and the gradual erosion of a comfortable 90%+ white demographic. This country really is screwed

>>79580899
I'd love to get me one of those, not even American either but still. They're comfy as fuck too prolly, right?

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>>79582529
Really activated my almonds right there

Why the fuck did a Napoelon Dynamite thread turn into this shitty /pol/-tier discussion. God, /tv/ is really the worst board.

>>79593375
You can probably get them made out if whatever Islamic flag controls your europoor hovel or whatever your shithole 3rd world open sewer is located.

>>79593542
It's funny because American's really believe this, while the first world country I live in is WAY more civilized than your country. Thanks for the tip anyway anon.

>>79593624
Your welcome. Did you thank Mohammad when he just gave you the tip or was you disappointed that he didn't go balls deep right away?

this is like the worst thread ever made

>>79593811
Yeah I think it was at like 5pm when that happened, about the same time Jamal fucked your wife, right?

>>79581643
he is/was a really bad actor. Everything but ND (which was basically his childhood) was kinda painful to watch him in.

>>79593811

Typical response from a cucked country. "W-well you have nig-Jamals too... *bursts into treats*

>>79592618
>The animal shirts
Fuck me I did this. Thats really the nerd type of shirt that people like napoleon did wear.

>>79587862
>NOW YOU'RE A MAAAAAN A MAN MANNY MANN

>>79581409
I live like a half hour south of where this was filmed. I went to school next to the big J's and worked at the same chicken farm when I was 15.
It's not that lush in some places. Pure desert.
There's a lot more trees and such near the rivers and on the mountain sides

>>79577242
or're dare inda pig pen afo'und sum Shoshone arrow head

>>79591613
Me and my buddy used to use the ND soundboard to prank call all the time. Used to call KFC and ask if the chickens had large talons etc.

>>79593219
Yup, it's the truth. I knew this when I was coming here, but Boise is just the perfect size town for me. Fortunately, it's still very conservative around here, so for the most part.... People behave. An armed society is a polite society. This is still one of the last bastions of white hope if you want to live in a 150k+ person city. It really doesn't feel that big. Although Meridian and Boise might as well be one town now, but still. The Treasure Valley is 600,000-ish people, but it's quite spread out so it doesn't feel anything like that. The refugee thing is ridiculous, but it's going to happen in any town (especially state capitals) that has even the slightest bit of gibsmedats. Still doesn't feel like it. I like hispanics for the most part as well as long as they aren't wannabe thugs. And jesus, some of the women they produce are stunningly gorgeous.

I still believe it's a great place to live, even though I'm new here. I traveled the country for a year and saw all lower 48 states multiple times for the most part and I was looking to relocate so I was asking people about their towns. Boise is the one city that I heard NO bad things about. People around here legit say it's the best kept secret in the USA. Fortunately the Californians haven't come and fucked it up like they have with Denver, so everyone is keeping their fingers crossed Boise stays a secret. Good people, 10/10 scenery and land within an easy hour's drive, and essentially zero traffic with low minority percentages comprable to other large cities in the country. I'm a happy fucking camper. Also, I will be watching ND tonight in honor of all you fine people in this thread.

how was a small town like that able to have a high school? did gets literally get bused in from like 50 miles away?

>>79587655
Pretty sure David Lynch directed that scene

>>79588584
>>79589458
See
>>79596447


>>79593375
They're the comfiest pants I own.

>>79595988
Do you think it was some huge school?
It was probably a 2A high school at most. Honestly wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have a football team.
Also, they obviously had buses full of all ages, so they most likely just sent one out in the sticks to collect all the rural kids all at once.

>>79581214
Ayy I live in the greater Seattle area

>>79577938
That was done by Kip on the fly too, the script called for the bowl not to break

>>79577739
in case you're still around... or if anyone else is curious. In high school, and maybe in college? idk. the jersey's are numbered based on size, with 00 being for the little guy. QBs are usually smaller. Rico would've had a smaller numbaaaaaa

>>79581920
Living in Pullman atm which is close enough to Idaho. It's okay, I like Lewiston a lot actually but it gets hot af the in the summer that valley is like an oven

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>mfw see classmate wearing a "Vote for Pedro" shirt after this came out

>>79581494
Sandpoint is comfy af tbqh

>>79577737
breddy good anon

>>79582773
>because I'm related to someone I have to be supportive

My sister was/is a drug addict who used synthetic opioids while pregnant with my niece (the father is my sister's abusive white trash husband who started as her drug dealer). Most of the time I hate her guts. She's brought so much strife into my family and she refuses to help herself. It's ridiculous. I'll love my niece but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to love my sister like I used to.

>>79581409
I lived in a tiny town called Ashton, Idaho. Go any direction, and you could find mountains, sand dunes, ice caves, yet the town itself is pure Dakota looking. Idaho is pretty diverse, but none of it is "west coast".

>>79581409
The East half of Washington state is more midwest culture even though the coast is pure hippy.

>>79582339
Intellectuals are left politically, but live very conservatively. They are frugal with money, do not appear extravagant in lifestyle, and are generally quiet people. It's most likely because unchecked capitalism can not work in the long run due to simple resource scarcity. So they know that a socialist approach is better in the long run.

>>79598849
> It's most likely because unchecked capitalism can not work in the long run due to simple resource scarcity. So they know that a socialist approach is better in the long run.

Socialism does not know how to allocate resources.

Hayek wrote a pretty good essay on Intellectuals and Socialism, it's well worth the read

>>79599044
oops, link

https://mises.org/sites/default/files/Intellectuals%20and%20Socialism_4.pdf

>>79582829
>>79592803
whoa nigger, you are LATE

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>Another good thread ruined by obese alt-rightards
Can't wait until you faggots get a heart attack and die.

>>79599150
got bad news for you if you think anyone who dislikes beaners and cotton pickers is "alt" anything, you pasty CTRL-left virgin

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>>79598597
northern idaho actually reminds me a lot of western washington/oregon just without the pacific ocean. its really green and mountainous
>pic related

>>79577150
The perfect film.

>>79577706
Yup. It was indeed quite... hilly...

>>79581611
>>79583168
>>79582439
>>79583319

back to
>>>/pol/

>>79582050
Ah Wisconsin. You guys have some cool names for your towns. I think my favorite is Oconomowoc.

>>79582200
>>79581749
Learn to read the news, buddy.

http://www.kmvt.com/content/news/Twin-Falls-prosecutor-on-refugee-rape-case-Truth-is-not-a-cover-up-just-reality-389911051.html

>>79599738
it's also where all the neo nazis live

>>79577700
Pedro was in love, he coudn't understand that feeling so he did what everyone do and blame his hair, coincidentally after removing the hair he was no longer in love.

>>79599738
Beautiful place.

>>79577739
>>79597044
1–9: quarterbacks, kickers, and punters.
10–19: quarterbacks, kickers, punters, and wide receivers
20–39: running backs and defensive backs
40–49: running backs, defensive backs, linebackers, and tight ends.
50–59: linebackers and centers, defensive linemen (from 2015)
60–79: offensive linemen and defensive linemen.
80–89: wide receivers and tight ends.
90–99: linebackers and defensive linemen.

>>79582085
>Liberalism is a cultural disease. It spreads regardless of race.

It's really just a white only disease.
Other races will use it to take advantage of the white man, but they themselves are largely immune.

>>79577166
I'd argue it didn't. Netflix has it listed as one of those movies that their algorithm s have extreme difficulty rating for people. It's either a love it or hate it movie. You're just around more "love it" people.

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>>79599382
>you pasty CTRL-left virgin
Gave yourself away. Real 4chaners dont refer to things as left or right because we consider them both retarded. Fuck off to reddit

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>>79604316
>Real 4chaners

>>79581611
there are layers of stupidity at work here