Would you have done it? Would you have cucked Mozart?

God the main character is such a douche..

I mean Mozart is too, in his own way, for cheating on his wife but this was ridiculous...

I would have sucked on those saggy fucking milk titties like crazy.

of course, salieri was and is trash, should've cucked moz. but yeah nice tits.

>>79573820
10/10 yah boobays

100%

Those fucking tits are great. Erect my penis

I wouldn't have, Mozart seems like a really cool guy, I don't know why anyone would cuck me

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>>79574162

BIRD UP

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Mozart should've dropped that cheating bitch for this 10/10 qt patootie

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>trying hard to channel God and write the most beautiful, transcendent music
>hear faint AHAHAHA in the distance

>>79574679
But would she have called him Wolfy?

>>79574723
Clearly she would've done anything for a dime.

>play Salieri
>*BRAAAAAP*
Was Wolfy /ourguy/?

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>>79574679
>this is a 10/10 in the 1700's

One thing I didn't quite understand, seeing this movie and knowing pretty much nothing other than the basic about Mozart. Was he not beloved in his time? Because I had this notion he was always hightly respected and successful.

Yet in the movie, he struggles to land anything solid, when he does, it's only for a few limited showings, no one really gets it, and he's broke all the time.

>>79574942

He was very popular. The operas that were sparsely attended were his "difficult" ones the plebs didn't like. Also he was broke because he was a manchild who was shitty with money.

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Is it just me, or is there something unbelievably hot about old-timey, victorian esque women? Especially when their exaggerated is on display cleavage.

>>79574116
Weren't they actually friends in real life? I think they decided to make Salieri the villain out of anti-Italian discrimination.

>>79575206
Amedeus is based on a play which also had Salierri as the villain. Could anti-Italian sentiment or an attempt to aggrandize Mozart even further. I can't remember what exactly the reason was for this plot point. In real life they were friendly rivals and both were well respected.

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>Play CIA

>>79574244
reminder she has a nekid shower scene in an old tobe hooper movie called funhouse

>>79573820
No, she had shaved pits. If she was appropriately hairy, sure.

>>79573820
Well, I'd better not. Mozart could still be alive, what if he's reading this and comes after me?

>>79576492
what are you, fucking retarded? Mozart has been dead for three centuries. how the fuck could he be reading this?

>>79573820
I famously did.

>>79575404
YOU'RE A BIG BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>79576530
I think he means it in a metaphysical sense, anon.

Those tits were truly marvelous. The director probably doubted himself about this scene, thinking this was going to be a classy family movie, until he saw how fantastic they were. They were so unique, not like the generic boring porn star titties that all the girls have now. They were sexy but not in a lewd way. They were perfect.

>>79576530
Great, I'm glad he's dead. It would be spooky otherwise, that faggot.

>>79575204
It gets less hot when you realize that they did not bathe as much back then, and the concept of washing one's hand was a foreign concept.

>>79576856
>>>/reddit/ fucking normalfag

>>79576633
Constanze was just beautiful in general. Gorgeous, every inch of her.

>>79576958
Shit dude. You know how nasty you feel when you haven't showered for a few days? Imagine two people with worse hygiene smelling like that going at it.

>>79577178
I only bathe 2 times a week and I smell fine. Stop being a little bitch. The worst part would be not having any deodorant but I think they had powder and perfume or something to help them. It was fine. Unshaven legs are hot and dirty unbleached assholes are beautiful unless you're a faggot.

>>79576633
>The director probably doubted himself about this scene

You haven't seen many Forman movies, have you?

>>79577178
Pro-tip: You get used to odors

>>79575260
I bet Mozart and Salieri would have taken the piss outta this movie

>>79577243
You think you smell for because you're constantly stewing in your own filth.

>>79575076
Is she related to Carey Mulligan?

>>79576530
t. mozart

>>79573994
Salieri made a deal with God, gave his chastity in exchange for artistic inspiration. He held up his end of the bargain, God didn't. By not fucking her, he still had the moral authority when he met God, kept God in the wrong.

>>79575122
He wasn't that successful. His wife and her new husband popularized his music after his death, so they could milk it financially.

>>79575076
Was never a breast man in my life, except when I watch this movie. Her rack really is glorious.

>>79574942
Back in his time people like Mozart earned their livings through patronage, basically being "sponsored" by a wealthy patron who covered their expenses and gave them a means to live in exchange for exclusive access to their creations/art/ compositions; one little screw up could cost you everything.

>>79577725
Nope
But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart - Matthew, 5:28

>>79575999
Post-fappening I can barely achieve a half-chub to nude scenes anymore, I am so spoiled I need to see actresses actually getting penetrated

>>79576633
he probably motorboated them during her audition

>>79577725
>God
>wrong

by definition, He can't ever be

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>>79577178
The thought of her all stinky is even hotter actually

>>79575122

When you dead but she still suckin

But on the real thass one balla ass wife, nigga coulda been lost to time but she planted his skeleton ass into history

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>>79576530

>>79578002
Great... Reddit is here.

mozarts a faggot with a horrible laugh whos music is devoid of real emotion and uses too many notes.

>>79578002
>>79577892

I'm not saying it makes sense, I'm talking about how the character felt.

Also, if he truly believed God spoke through Mozart, then why even be jealous? It means nobody has any talent, just like him.

>>79578042
>implying animals don't sniff the pussy immediately below the asshole

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>>79578002
who was in the wrong here?

>>79578142
how long were you sitting on that image?

>>79578214
G

>>79574528

>me
You can't hide forever you son of a bitch, you and Tupac will come out of hiding soon enough.

>>79578325
>you and Tupac
>implying Mozart wasn't actually black
>implying Tupac and he aren't one and the same
>implying Mozart/Tupac don't come out of hiding every few hundred years to walk upon mortals

Get woke

>all this actual discussion instead of constanze and her big ass tits taking up the thread

i'm so proud but disappointed?

>>79577874
This is what art was like back then. You had to be good enough that someone would pay your way through life for your work.

Nowadays, people think writing one popular song should set you up as millionaires for life.

>>79578445
It's late at night, most of us have already nutted to some form of interracial porn at this point. Minds are now free to think about other things besides her big glorious titties.

>>79578512
fuggggg

time to hit up bing then

>>79577900
Who got penetrated, I barely paid attention to the fappening, thought it was just nudes,

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>>79576530
>Mozart has been dead for three centuries
probably

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>>79578949
supergirl

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>>79576530
If mozart was been dead for three centuries then how did he star in a movie that came out in 1984?

Check and mate

>>79579064
radical

>>79574679
cynthia nixon aged badly

>>79573820
fuck yeah
look at them tiddies
https://youtu.be/B6YUsn9dm78

>>79574608
is that Anthony fucktano?

>>79576530
t. mozart

>>79578949
A couple celebs, Kate Upton was getting fucked in a couple videos, also there is the one woman bouncing on a dick who is most likely Elizabeth Olsen

>>79574780
Indeed, ahead of is time

>>79578512
>interracial porn
>>79578540
> bing

Do you still hear the laugh /tv/?
https://youtu.be/rjmmjXGwarU

>>79580296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YguljAFU3Bc

>>79577892
This verse probably made a lot of kids gay.

>>79580634
If you think you can choose to like cocks, then you are not straight.

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>>79577243
>i only bathe 2 times a week

>>79576856
>It gets less hot when you realize that they did not bathe as much back then
Even prude girly girls can ignore grime when it comes to sex. You're not even gay, there is some other word for how asexual and effeminate you are.

>>79578042
Real man here.

>>79578142
kek

>>79580827
t. third world subhuman

>>79577892
>>79580634
Adultery is about cheating on your wife breh. In Biblical times you had a wife by the time your dick could get hard. Fuck her all you want but don't fuck your neighbors wife or he will murder you and then blood feuds start.

It's the opposite of hedonistic faggotry.

>>79580827
what do you do anon?

>>79580902
t. faggot cuck who has never gone camping
t. can't even bench 2pl8

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>>79580937
>In Biblical times you had a wife by the time your dick could get hard. Fuck her all you want but don't fuck your neighbors wife or he will murder you
sounds better than today

>>79580981

No because in those times, instead of being a neet, you would have been a leper or some pauper or died of dysentery at the age of 10

There is no period in history where you would have been successful with women

>>79578388
WE

>>79577243
>I only bathe 2 times a week
Hello Pajheet

>>79580981
In societal terms yes. Things were better when we upheld social rules like that. Now we almost want to deliberately create situations where women will cheat and get men to murder eachother.

Ignore this nigger >>79581031

>>79580981
What a purdy snek

>>79573820
ANON WANT MILKIES

>>79581076
>Things were better when we upheld social rules like that.

Society still has rules, just different ones. We live in an objectively superior society now. If you disagree, you could try living in the middle east.

>>79581115
>If you disagree, you could try living in the middle east
I guess I won't be fucked over by alimony there and women know their place

Play salieri

>>79581115
>Society still has rules, just different ones.
What an absolutely pointless thing to say.
>We live in an objectively superior society now.
Not when it comes to family structures which starts with sexual relationships.

>>79580981
...did Mozart like snakes?

would it have further triggered Salieri?

>>79581176

Yeah sure. Enjoy!

>>79581193
>Not when it comes to family structures which starts with sexual relationships.

Arranged marriages aren't healthy relationships or healthy family structures

>>79580962
poo in the loo, not in the street, Pajeet

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>>79581031
Fucking hell anon. I might be failure at life but I still managed to have a girlfriend for 8 years.

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>>79581080
spared no expense

>>79581201
I think he liked dogs, birds and horses

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>>79581115
>We live in an objectively superior society now
Where young people whore themselves out on "dating" apps. That's awesome anon.

>>79581436
Achmed pls

>>79581436
>MUH MORELS!
Young people have always been sluts. They always will be.

>>79581436
>Everyone is getting laid but me and that makes me mad
kek

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>>79576530
t. Mozart

>>79573820
For her? Fuck yeah!

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>>79581466
>>79581484
>>79581568
You're missing the point guys, It's not that young people or people in general like to fuck, its just that swiping though those apps full or whores seem "off" to me some how.

>>79581644
Then don't do it?
No one would want you anyway lmao.
Though I agree that I don't like it myself, I think it's gross.

>>79581644
Literally everyone in human history feels the way you do, except 100 years ago it was about women showing off their ankles or men going shirtless to the beach.

>>79581644
People like to fuck. Might as well be open and honest about it.

>>79580764
If you think you can choose to like vaginas, then you're not gay.

>>79577243
Protip: The people around you don't tell you that you smell because it's rude, not because you don't have body odor. They can tell. Everyone can tell.

>>79573820
top chebs

>>79581644
Yeah because you're an ugly autist so you're not getting any LOL

>>79581663
I don't.
There's a young guy at work who likes to show me some of the whores on whichever app he uses. I remember him telling me how they often tell him they have high expectations and he works hard to please them. These bitches are just basically prostitutes. He might as well just get a girlfriend instead of being a beta for whores.

>>79576856
>less

>>79582051
I don't disagree, but dumb faggots like your friend have always existed and always will. The technology is just making it easier to do and shoving it in your face.

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>>79582039
I miss being a silly young fag like you anon, enjoy it while it lasts.

>>79578042
Why is Sally walking around naked.

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Why does he wear the mask?

>>79582271
Why don't you wear one ya ugly fuck?

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>>79577725
No handshake, no deal.

>>79581234
Arranged marriages are actually far more successful, last longer, and those in them have reported greater happiness in multiple aspects of their lives. This has been a widely accepted fact for the last few decades.

Go be a degenerate somewhere else.

Is this the only three-hour movie actually worth it?

>>79582436
Must be nice being an automaton. What's wrong, no one else would look your way. Sad!

>>79582493
You seem to have developed a number of biases concerning how relationships actually work and I would suggest you check them.

>>79582436
nice sources, abdul

>>79582436
>i-if there were arranged marriages I would have a qt pure virgin-fu!
You're a pathetic fucking faggot, masquerading your anger at your shortcomings as a hatred of "degeneracy". Worthless.

>>79577725
Who was in the wrong here?

>>79582436
correlation does not imply causation

perhaps the type of person who would accept an arranged marriage is religious and less likely to divorce or is in a very religious society where there is more to deter divorce

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>>79582436
enjoy your inbreeding and goat fucking, mudslime

nah

as annoying and rude as Mozart was, you can't justify fucking him over since he gift was too important to be silenced.

>>79582572
>All I wanted was to sing to God. He gave me that longing... and then made me mute. Why? Tell me that. If He didn't want me to praise him with music, why implant the desire? Like a lust in my body! And then deny me the talent?
God was.

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>>79583098
>questioning god

lol

Her tits look like loaves of bread but shes still enchanting. Yes.

>>79580095
lol not true

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>>79583145
Lucifer. Sitting in your basement. Sulking over your break up with the boss. You're nothing.

This is Director's Cut shit.

It doesn't count.

I want to put my mouth on those giant, soft, supple, milky titties and swirl my tongue around her sweet, sexy, cute pinky nipples. I want to wrap my mouth locked tightly around one breast at a time and suckle as hard as possible jerking my head and making her soft, sweet pudding teets ripple and jiggle.

>>79580295
>not knowing bing is the best way to find porn

i am so sorry anon

>>79575206
>Weren't they actually friends in real life?
Good friends. Salieri even babysat his kids.
Movies are fiction.

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>>79578142

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>>79583693
I didn't realise there was any struggle finding porn on the internet

>>79583693
>go to bing
>turn off safe search
>type even the mildest of terms, like "boob"
>wall to wall porn
This is what Google used to be like.

>>79583933
newfag

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>>79584274
Go on anon

>>79579925
Do you see him sucking a dick?

Her tits were better in The Funhouse because she was 18/

>>79584317
you are a newfag

>>79575204
S-source?

>>79584908
why do you think that anon?

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>>79579925

>>79575206
>>79575260
The movie is half-true. Mozart did write that he felt the men were trying to get in his way, as they do in the movie, and Salieri DID claim he killed Mozart. The movie's just an exaggeration of that.

They are friends in the movie itself, if you look at their scenes, or at least Mozart thinks so, but the rivalry and villanous stuff comes all from Salieri's head, so it isn't completely inaccurate.

>>79579483
she was a 10/10 in OC and Stiggs. She used to be a tow-headed blonde.