Could he do better?

>>79570227
their kids are gonna be so fucking ugly, ugh

>>79570227
No. Maya could

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>>79570286
MOMMY WANT MILKY

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>>79570227
couldnt do much worse

>>79570286
kinda milfy, must have been hot when they first met. he probably cheats a lot.

>>79570320
need to see full body for definitive ruling.

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Not liking base Maya. But yeah he dated Fiona Apple for a while.

>>79570320
BOY I SURE DO LOVE WOMEN.

>>79570227

True story: shared a party bus with PTA and 25 others a few years ago. He was with a few friends of assistants (?), and he was pretty handsy/flirty with one of the women, who was most certainly not Maya Rudolph.

>>79570398
Lowest divorce rate of any racial pairing, senpai.

>>79570456
I read it here on 4chan so now I totally believe it. Any other PTA dirt??

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>>79570446
malicious rumors

>>79570527
No one could.

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>>79570475
myth

>>79570227
given that it looks like someone sharted on her face, yes

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>>79570527
MY RUSSIAN PRINCESS WAIFU IS PURE DELETE THIS AT ONCE

>>79570227
>you told me you were black
>I am
>you told me you were a jew
>I am
>WELL WHY DON'T YOU LOOK LIKE RASHIDA

>>79570227
she'd got them tiddies

>>79570607
yes, women tend to have breasts

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>>79570425
>must have been hot when they first met

Well this is what she looked like before he put a ring on it...

>>79570519

I don't care if you believe it. It was from this event:

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/01/11/i-passed-a-joint-to-paul-thomas-anderson-on-the-inherent-vice-stoner-bus.html

I only got to talk to him for about a minute that night, but he was pretty friendly in our interaction.

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>>79570568
Fine, fine, fine... Specifically interracial pairing.

>>79570627
Source?

>>79570627
>>yes, women tend to have breasts

Women in hollywood these days don't.

>>79570256
Don't they already have like 5 kids?

>>79570660
this study was done 10 years before the one I posted and involved a far smaller sample size.
stop posting it

>>79570645
Nice. I think if I was every a director that people liked I would be nice and brief. Anyone bothering you is probably a film nerd who might try and talk your ear off.

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Could he do better?

>>79570398
Is that Laurence Fishburne

>>79570227
probably but thicc mulattos are my fetish and she's a fucking qt

>>79570706
Good thing I'm never getting married.

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>>79570752
H-haha yeah me too, th-this is why I choose to be single

>>79570741
fucking why. even if he's into milfs she's not good looking

>>79570717

The crowd I was with was mostly hipster film nerds. In talking with them, it was pretty gross how ignorant they were about PTA (multiple people hadn't seen The Master) considering they were all so psyched to meet him. He was kind of peppered with nerdy film school questions that I'm guessing were kind of annoying to answer, but he was gracious about it. I just shook his hand, gushed to him for a minute about being a fan, and got a pic with him.

>>79570777
look at him he's obviously gay.

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>>79570227
why am I so attracted to this?

>>79570830
you can tell she's got a fat stinky pussy but look at those fucking milk balloons and dat phatazz gotdam

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>>79570227
Could he do better?

He looks disgusted by her in this

>>79570914
Anna Faris is cutie as fuck. Or at least she was before the plastic surgery fucked her up.

>>79570789
That's the way to do it. Now what I might have fun doing is getting a film snob like myself to talk to me about another film I had watched or liked. That way we have a little back and forth and its not the same questions I have to field everyday.

>>79570770
Love and leave em, m8. If I found the right girl for me she would be cool at just being with me without a ring. Aka: never going to happen in anyones lifetime.

>>79570527
Is that Mhmhm's step-mummy?

>>79570741

>Filmed Godzilla and Age Of Ultron back to back with Liz Olson

You just know they banged

>>79570456

Interesting, what was he doing with the girl exactly? PTA seems like a cool guy.

>>79570433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVt2oYUu5jQ

>tfw no gf

>no one posted Nolan

>>79570286
Could he do BIGGER?

>>79570320
Nah, he maxed out.

>>79571382

Nothing explicit. Holding hands off and on, caressing each other's legs, lots of whispering/close talking.

>>79571546
damn look at pta going to dark side

his latest movies are shit and you know it btw

>>79571397

You think thats tfw no gf?

https://youtu.be/BMdb0diGlSs?t=69

>>79571604
>>79571397
holy shit, this is the most jelly i've been in a long time

>>79570227
I fucking loved Maya's juicy mulatto tits on snl back in the day and she's actually funny as well. PTA hit the jackpot

>>79570286
Pierce's wife has struggled with weight loss since pumping out kids. Pierce has gone on record saying he doesn't care and likes her big.

>>79570741
>tfw the nerd from kickass has become chad

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>>79571864
He was a Chad even then, just with a shit haircut, a fake fag voice, and "nerd" glasses

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>>79570914
Imagine being Chris in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jennifer Lawrence, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous porker face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck Ana Faris in his dressing room with her playboy bunny outfit on. Like seriously imagine having to be Chris and not only sit in that chair while Jennifer Lawrence slowly crawls her disgusting body towards you, the favorable makeup barely concealing her resting bitch face and crows feet, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that slither. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her KATNISS STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JENNIFER LAWRENCE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of scowls you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of wholesome Christian blondes and supermodels for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the beaches in Hawaii. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her Oscar Meyer's nose as she flares it out to suggestively attract you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris Pratt. You're not going to lose your future wholesome WASP nuclear family over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>>79570320

>>79570398
Probably not. This guy is an arrogant, self deluded manlet.

>>79572423

probably one of the worst teeth to be yellow

>>79570263
15 years ago, yeah. Today, no.

>>79570741
i really don't understand this one. she directed nowhere boy though... was some sort of deal made?

>>79570286
She's a big girl.

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>>79570286
No, his testosterone is already too high

>>79570642
>>79570286


>ywn be a rich star and forcefeed your wife to thicc status

he's living the dream