https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t268VO-KfzI
A lot of exposition where it's not necessary.
>>79569743
dont like exploshions? what are you gay? lol
>>79569771
I said exposition, you huehue
I feel like this movie will be just middle of the road and this is coming from someone who loves monster flicks. It wont suck nor will it be super amazing. It has too much star power to fail.
WE...
>that spinning shot
Fucking horrible
>this all star cast
jesus christ
Got a bad feeling about this from the trailers
Take Loki and that girl out of this shit, theyre trash
>>79570530
Brie is qt but she's phoning in her lines
>>79569743
What the fuck is up with everyone's line-delivery? Especially Samuel L. Jackson?
inb4 retard mentioning Leslie Jones
>>79570151
there's like 2 or 3 legit good monster movies
>>79569743
looks like complete dog shit
>>79571673
thank Nolan's school of first and only take for "authenticity"
post credits scene reveals cave paintings of Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidora
>>79571847
No shit, Legendary confirmed them a while back
Question is, will they use Skull Island again for a pseudo Monster Island?
APOLOGIZE
>"you smell that?"
>ywn eat king kong's turd
>why live
Am I the only one who liked the Jackson kong? I don't like this new 300 ft tall version
>>79571952
I am so sorryI had to sit through you shitty 9 hour movie
>helicopter scene makes him look 200 feet tall
>monster attack scene makes him look like he's the size of Jackson's Kong
Huh.
>>79572212
cutiekino
what is this monster?
>>79571673
Especially Samuel L. Jackson?
Samuel L. Mutha Fuckn Jackson plays the exact character in every movie; Samuel L. Mutha Fuckn Jackson
There literally isn't another actor in all of Hollywood with LESS range then him.
Still, the movie looks cool.
>>79572421
>There literally isn't another actor in all of Hollywood with LESS range then him.
Micheal Caine.
>>79572359
Skull Crawler
>>79571928
dont say no shit like you knew what the post was dipshit
>>79571847
>post credits scene reveals cave paintings of Mothra, Rodan and King Ghidora
pics?
>>79572444
Confirmed for 12 year old...
>>79572359
Hollywood seemingly has one monster design which it applies to all monster movies with slight variations
>>79572359
Indominusfield
>>79572511good monsters are dark, bad monsters are white
>>79572359
Typical American monster design
>so there are those evil monsters and we ne-
>evil? aren't they just giant animals? how can they be evil? do they have evil motivation?
>Kong fights them so they are evil
>okay...
>anyway we need a proper design for them. they have to look evil like they just came from hell
>why? wouldn't the audience already know that they are dangerous because they are big and attack our heroes?
>make them look like something the devil would create... make the outside of their heads look like bone... and don't give them visible eyes or else our audience could accidentally develop sympathy for them... we will call them... Skullcrawlers... make sure to write that down
>yes, sir..
Bravo
>>79569743
>that circular CGI shot, as in the OP picture
FUCKING
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPED!
>>79572548
yeah it killed the pacing real bad, it almost looked like he would start doing RDJ Sherlock calculations
>>79572359
how can an island sustain different kinds of dinosaur sized monstrosities? I assume those are races and not one-of-a-kind like godzilla
>Please watch our movie, look how deep our scenes are
This never ends well.
I really hope the skull crawlers arent the final big bad in the movie. Would be a shame if they basically show the entire thing in the trailers.
Also what do you think the ending credits that tie in Godzilla will be? Some sort of hint at Ghidorah/Rodan?
>>79572664
what are you even trying to say?
>>79572629
Because their prey is also huge. Almost as big as Kong oryour mom
looks pretty good to me. The only part of PJ's King Kong I liked were the island scenes. I could watch a whole movie with them just on the island
>>79572234
yeah good eye. wtf he's like 10x smaller in that scene
>>79571928
That would be neat.
>>79572690
that's the point, the carnivores have to eat herbivores that are huge, which means those have to eat massive amounts of vegetation... which means the island would be deforested and everyone would die
>>79572691
good news brotendosaur, this is a cinematic universe with the new godzilla, the first monsters the public saw were big g + the mutos. meaning there's not new york segment in this one.
This Kong isn't even going to slow Godzilla down.
>>79572685
kong seeing godzilla's footprint and a SKREEEOOONK in the distance
>>79572751
their food is shipped in, happens all the time in the rest of world
>>79571952
he got the kong design and mannerisms flawless
but the movie was a bloated piece of shit
>>79572778
Unless Kong has some magic flaming monkey fist technique we don't know about.
>>79572691
>I could watch a whole movie with them just on the island
I think both King Kong 2005 and 1976 are great movies and while really dated, the 1933 has to be acknowledged a classic.
But I also would have liked additional movies set on Skull Island, all those background touches of the ruined civilization are too interesting to ignore.
>>79572685
>I really hope the skull crawlers arent the final big bad in the movie
theres no way they would reveal that in the initial trailer, thats Marvel tier generic bad guys
>>79572689
He's talking about the cast interviews were they go on about King Kong being one of the greatest myths in the world instead of calling him a classic movie character like he is.
>>79572836
>godzilla defeats kong
>kong travels to china
>kong trains with his cousin the monkey king
>learns fighting techniques
>gets gifted a giant staff that can extend magically
>comes back to fight godzilla again
>dat tail clipping through John C. Reilly
They're gonna fix that, right?
>>79572912
it's there so you talk about it
>>79572778
kong is intelligent, skreeonk isn't
>>79572935
made me think
>>79572547
stop whining, its pathetic
>>79572685
the end credits are literally said a few posts up moron
>>79569743
not even joking or meming, but why did they make kong look exactly like leslie jones?
>>79572778
wasnt it said he was still a baby in this? They are clearly going to give him some sort of amp
>>79573058
Yes goy, never give criticism to big hollywood films
>>79572690
King Kong so big when he sits around the house, he sits AROUND the house.
>>79572751
Unless the soil's unusually fertile and the plants are extremely hardy, resulting in super-bamboo like growth for the plants.
That monster scene was incredibly bad.
So let me get this straight. They are being chased by a huge monster that would give a grown man nightmares and it's gaining on them to the point where it's only a few steps behind them. They here another monstrous scream and their reaction is to immediately stop running, freezing in place, pose and all (seriously check out 3:05, is this physical comedy?) and then turning around
The screenwriter deserves a slap.
>>79572912
just a graze
>>79573121
King Kong has been around for at least 23 years since that's when John C. Reilly got stranded.
>>79572690
King Kong so big he jumped into the air and got stuck.
>>79569743
Why does the cgi in his looks worse than the one in the Percy Jackson movie?
>>79573146
I think he stops because he hears Kong and it's been established in a few tv spots that they become friends.
>>79573208
Even then, who would stop running? That thing is like 10 yards behind you while that scream came from god knows where. Even if you knew that Kong would instantly jump in, I wouldn't wanna be anywhere near when those giants battle.
>>79572690
King Kong so big his shadow weighs 300 pounds.
>>79573156
Wearing his protective head gear. Smart guy.
>>79572690
King Kong so big NOAA names all his farts.
I see they brought some blacks with them. Smart, they can use them to translate and help understand the apes.
>>79573146
>>79572690
King Kong so big his dick gets home five minutes before he does.
>>79573377
He's Fast!
>>79573336
>It ain't me starts playing
>>79573336
the lighting inconsistencies in this scene trigger my autism
>that woman's line reading
Geez, this must've been one lazy production.
how come we never see king kongs penor? i wanna see him impregnate some white sluts
>>79573377
Is this the new hip hop dance craze?
>>79572547
Doesn't John C Reilly's character make up the name and then think it's stupid?
>another "large creature stops to roar before attacking" movie
>>79573168
We don't know how fast his species ages though.
>>79573531
>doesn't that old Japanese guy make up Godzilla's name?
Guess who wrote those lines genius.
>>79573572
Fair point. Plus it could have been a different Kong/Kongs in control when he got stranded too.
>>79573261
jesus you have autism
>>79573199
It doesnt, you just feel like complaining today friendo
>>79569743
3:16 the CGI tail clips right through one of the soldiers.
>>79573549
>another "anon complains about movie cliches on a Nauruan plate spinning forum" post
>>79573658
>understanding human nature, emotions and natural responses to serious threats
>autism
I think you got something mixed up mate.
>>79572359
It's that two-legged lizard that crawls up the cliff in the original King Kong.
https://youtu.be/SOMKnhN7ABs?t=4m37s
4:37
>>79573843
oh, neat.
>>79573377
I T.S.
>>79572234
They do this in the CGI godzilla movies too
the monster keeps changing size inconsistently
>>79573146
the environment also looks totally off. no ripples in the water, no splashes, nothing to make it seem like there's action happening. there's no illusion of its being a movie, just some people in front of a camera and crew
not that expected otherwise, but this looks genuinely bad
>>79572690
Kong so big he rents his balls for mars landing practices
They all have the same fucking blank amazement look, that studio green screen sure is astonishing to look at
>>79573800
>i take my monster flicks seriously
Fuck off, go whine on reddit
I didn't mind those clips outside of the spinning camera around Kong. Looks fucking dumb.
>>79573978
make water like in pacific rim and people will say it's being used to hide the shitty cgi
>>79574022
>go whine on reddit
t. shilling redditor
>>79574022
>he doesn't expect the actors he watches to act convincingly
Give them more of your money while shilling on them on your Facebook and buying their merch. You are a good boy. Just keep eating their shit while praising and defending them.
>>79569743
that second clip was pure apekino.
I'll see it.
>expecting quality and effort from shitty ameritard blockbusters
fucking lol
>>79573336
apekino
>>79573978
Where are these lack of ripples and splashes
>>79574174
see >>79573377
looks flat and lifeless
This mothatfucka has been in, what, 900 movies? And he hasn't learned some trigger discipline. Jesus Christ.
>>79573377
West Side Story in tha jungle
>>79574305
he just threatened to kill him dipshit
>>79574305
fuck off to /k/ or /r/The_Donald you stupid redneck fuck
>>79574401
Even still. You don't want to accidentally kill someone who's about to reveal information or something.
Trigger discipline, mothafucka.
>>79574421
Oh, I am sorry, are you one of the 500 abandoned sons of Samuel L. Jackson that you have to defend him and this piece of shit movie? Suck me, ding dong.
>>79574463
>tfw dad is not a movie star
So is this in relation to the 2014 mega godzilla or that shinzilla?
>>79574815
What do you think dumbass?
>>79573740
Yeah, and?
>>79575671
You're a cuck.