LARRY YOU FOUR-EYED FUCK

RICHARD LEWIS DID NOTHING WRONG

>it's a larry david says nigger episode

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>>79566701

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>>79566701
>Relinquish control of the media and banks, you filthy kike.
This episode was just uncomfortable.

>>79566701

Childhood is siding with Larry David.
Adulthood is realizing Suzie was always right to berate Larry.

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Someone explain to me, was the whole "tit fetish" or "ass fetish" a joke, or do people actually think that those qualify as fetishes?

>>79567026
anything can be a fetish if you like it enough

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The deepest lore.

Hey Larry do you still have that tickle in your anus?

>what kind of show you want, larry?
>i'm just going to act like the biggest fucking kike on planet earth

>>79567178
I died watching that scene lmfao

>"Larry, are you feeling...discomfort?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fFwnqBU_-U

>>79566701
[Western music plays]

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>>79566731

so pumped they announced a new season

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SO HYPE FOR SEASON 9

>>79566717
HOW'D YOU GET THAT SANDWICH AT THE DELI

>>79567687
hahaha fucking Richard..the scenes with him are always hilarious

>YUUUUGE VAGINA..YUUGE!

>>79566701
I'm so hot for suzy. I want her to eat my ass and have her think jewy hair brush on me.

Am i wrong or is she a top quality milf?

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>>79567178
>SHUT THE FUCK UP OKAY? SHUT THE FUCK UP. sorry

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>>79567899

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>that scene in the swan episode where they're all at the table arguing about swan killing

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>>79568074
>YOU KIRR SUWANN??

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YOU'RE JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

>>79566701
where can i find a jewess like susie? are they exclusive to new york?

>>79568161
CAN'T TAKE MY EYES OFF OF YOU

>>79568161
>shut up! SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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>>79568161
>SHUT THE FUCK UPPP

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>>79568213
>MOOOOOOOM, LARRY TOLD ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
>HE DID WHAT?!

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>>79568241

>aww he doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead ohh noooooo. sure I'll change the voicemail because... because you don't have a wife and your parents are deeeaaaaaaad

>>79568241

I wonder if Sammy will be in S9 and if she's still hot.

>>79568267
wat?

Seriously though, who the fuck goes to a friend's house and jerks off on their linens?
Like what the fuck Jeff?
How could you stay friends with someone like that?

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What are you fucking nuts?

>>79568312
kek!

>>79568312
ejakalit?

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>What is this, Raid on Entebbe? Take it off!

Was this kino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bilaSB_tAE

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>>79568390
>Problem?

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This show is so unrealistic

Why would they gang up on and blame Larry for a mistake the paper made?

>>79568452
because it's funny

>>79568449
>larry david is anonymous

it all makes sense now.

>>79568452
This, he did nothing wrong

>The paper misspelled Larry's eulogy
>BETTER THROW HIM OUT OF THE HOUSE

>>79568452
>>79568517
>BELOVED CUNT?

>>79568452
They're mad because it was his idea, his friend at the news paper,ect. it's illogical but people are victims of misplaced anger every hour of every day. That's the point.

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>Now get the fuck out of my driveway you bald prick

>>79568452
Because "Larry" is a narcissist and the show is seen from his point of view.

>>79568311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be8AWFHcvDU

>>79568553
edit before anyone responds, i know it was jeffs idea but by extension it's his idea because he presents it to the family.

>>79568591

Anyone else find Lewis kinda annoying? Half the time it was muh alcoholic past.

>>79568645
well, you're just someone with no sense of humor.

>>79568645
Lewis is annoying.

Jeff is annoying because he can't improv for shit.

Leon's shtick got tired after a few episodes.

>>79568564
Larry if often a huge asshole but there are moments where he does literally nothing wrong and it just feels forced

The typo in the paper is one of them even when its considered a classic moment

>>79568675
>>79568680
shoo shoo you unfunny lot

"Shes got a rash on her pussy"

>>79567766
My favorite interactions are with Richard

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>>79568591
>I'm a big man, I'm a big, expansive man

>>79566701
what episide is this???

>>79568591
I don't actually find this show terribly amusing. But I feel like every time I watch an episode I steel myself for all the real-life bullshit in the world.

My life is never actually as bad as Larry's life, but it does come close sometimes, and sometimes I just think about Larry and think about what not to do or say. I feel like this show has damaged my expectations of people but I'm pretty sure not behaving like any of the characters in the show has saved me from a lot of problems.

>>79568818
the officer krupke one

>Why didn't you go all-in with an Ace high? Oh you cunt, what a cunt, I can't believe...

>>79568925
Hahah that sudden silence

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>>79568864
I find it very amusing but every thing else you said i can identify with. I've literally stopped myself from doing that thing he does when where he kind of snorts his nose and gets that annoyed look on his face and follows it up with something scathing, and instead just let it roll of my back and move on with my day.

>>79568864
>>79568961
autism everyone

>>79569020
>4chan
>autism

and?

>>79569072
get out

>>79568591
>FORGET PARIS!

>What are you nuts?

>He doesnt have a wife and his parents are dead!

>someone get a sponge

>I don't understand why don't you get a sponge?

whats your favourite episodes?
For me its
>Freak Book
>Palestinian Chicken
>Black Swan

>>79569255
Palestinian Chicken without a doubt

>The Penis doesn't care about creed or color, the penis just wants to get to his homeland!

>>79566717
Is it Bin Laden or Ben Laden?

>>79569255
Probably the Doll and the Larry David Sandwich
Freak Book drags with the limo driver bits but Larry David laughing at all the freaks is my favorite moment from the show.
"Two penises!"

>a shit bow

>>79568299
>and if she's still hot

Check her instagram, dude, she's insanely hot.

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>>79566701
Is that me?

>>79568312
It's not a big deal. C'mon, it's nothing.

>>79566701
Why are jews such assholes?

>>79569485
because they're fucking hilarious while being assholes

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would you mind the rash on her pussy?

>>79566794
Kill yourself you unfunny faggot

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>it's a Larry's Italian lawyer pretends to be jewish episode

>>79569613
>berg
>italian

>>79569571
>Do you watch wizards of waverly place?

>>79569613
>italian
Get your facts straight..he was swedish

>>79569613
>I asked you if you were going to temple for the high holy days and you said "No"!

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You goddamn motherfucking bitch!

From the thumbnail i thought this was that one spanish porn actor with crooked teeth and the rimmed glasses who always talks weirdly

>its a cheryl shits her pants episode

should have been more of these desu

>>79569984
Classique

>>79567081
a fetish is defined by the object or subject of arousal not having typically to do with sex.
ass and titties as well as liking specific body types are preferences. it's different than being aroused by feet, or armpits, or latex, or animals or tiles

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i love young larry david.

richard lewis looks like lizzy caplan.

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Am I the only one who can never get over how damn good the acting is in curb? Its like they break the satire barrier so hard, it basically becomes reality.

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>you will never lick her pussy rash

>>79570103
Larrys daughter is pretty pretty prettaaayy beautiful

>>79570157
What makes you think she has a rash?

>>79570202
exit the thread

Hangover movie like
with George, Kramer, Jerry and Larry.

Make this happen!

>>79570216
But George is Larry

>>79570334
what is she, fuckin nuts?

>>79570103
thats because most of it isnt acting a lot of the scenes are improv and larry usually is just being larry

>>79571056
Larry is not really his real life self, but someone he would like to be as he jokingly says in almost all interviews

>>79566717
>ywn be the invisible Jew
why live

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>>79570103
>>79570176
What did Larry David's genes mean by this?

>>79569459

>checks her instagram

Yep. Please be in S9!

>>79571204
Cutie

>>79570157

>the itchy pussy was eight years ago

Damn.

>>79568645
that's the whole point, lol. he feels self-righteous because of it, even though he's very clearly still flawed, and larry always cuts through his bullshit

I don't have hope for the new season to not be as shit as the previous one.

>>79568845
What ep?

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IakCUYUGAZI

>>79573284
>implying larry is ever wrong
what kind of guest, not even a friend, just helps themselves to something in the fridge?

>>79573284
Larry is right as always.

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>>79567766
I saw Richard Lewis do standup last year and it was fantastic, he's old but he's still hilarious.

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>>79573284
>you want this little pear?
>dont condescend me with your tiny pear

>>79569868
>Fuck you, you carwash cunt.

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>>79569594
Whoa there Chaim, easy now.

>>79574816
This must be that famous /pol/ humour I keep hearing about.

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>>79571242
>>79569459

>>79574868
no

>>79573284
kek funkhauser at the end

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>>79574866
Poisonous snakes aren't a joking matter.

>>79574816
>pls read my blurry inforgraphic
gb2 stormfront

>>79575129
Good thing daddy Drumpf will take care of the evil zionists, right? Sad!

>>79574868
who dis?

>>79575184
someone from the tv show this thread is about

>>79570099
Holy shit he looked jew as fuck.

>>79575338
why do you think they hired him?

>>79575383
>literally an awful actor
>literally an awful writer

David went through the ringer in his early days, and come to find out he's genius

>>79566774
this is probably my favorite feint of all time

>>79568241
I burst out laughing when I heard her scream that.

>>79567879
itd be gay to not feel that way

>>79575129
britain and america did establish israel whilst being predominantly christian states, yes, that is basic history. and evangelical republicans have historically always supported israel in america. also basic history. what does this picture want to prove?

>>79575383
because he wrote the funniest scripts of the 90s?

>FUCK YOU, CAR WASH CUNT
The GOAT curb moment

>>79567766
I'm a big expansive man, and you're a small petty man.

>>79567486
The funniest part was that he actually pronounced it nigger.

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Why am I on there?

Fuck me Jew bastard??

>>79566701
Thing I loved most about Curb is that a bunch of episodes were building up to one big joke at the end and it always paid off.

>>79568161
I know it's #blogposting, but I have never related to a single thing in a work of media more than I have this. Fuck.

>>79568412
>shoves it into his armpit
kek

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>your son's got some penis on him
>nice big penis

>>79567533
Why? The last two seasons weren't that good

>>79568412
jesus christ. thanks for posting that fucker i'm on nofap

>>79568312
I've had friends do worse at my house desu, and we're still friends.

>>79567879
she makes my penor disappear into my body. women yelling in general is a huge turn off

>>79574868
White bois BTFO!

I hate Suzie so much it's unhealthy.

>>79576890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PldPxIKD1gg
I want her inside me desu

>>79576746
Are there legitimately better comedy shows out now than even the last two seasons?

>>79576890
what kind of fuckin' freak doesn't want a new house tour

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>that episode where suzi cums in larry's car

>>79576746
True but a long hiatus is a good thing then.

Can't believe it's been almost 6 years since the last season aired. Has there been any news about season 9 since it was announced?

you paid for those giant fake titties!

>>79578238
what kind of emotion is that supposed to be

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>>79578238
>tfw you would fugg Suzi and cum on her fat jew tits even though she's kinda ugly

>>79576746
I disagree entirely my friend

Cheryl bans Jeff from her house in banning you from ours. GET the fuck out

>>79570086
>a fetish is defined by the object or subject of arousal not having typically to do with sex.
That's false, go read a fucking dictionary, sperg.

>>79567159
Where does comedians in cars getting coffee tie into this?

>>79566701
is that hurley's mum from lost

>>79578675
>5
No, Susie Essman, though fun fact, Hurley (Jorge Garcia) actually plays a role in one of the early seasons of Curb, as a street drug dealer. It's that scene that Lindelof / Cuse watched that got them to cast Hurley in LOST.

Also, another fun fact about Curb, there was an episode where they filmed at a baseball game that was used to exonerate a man accused of murder, as it was his alibi.

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>>79566701
what LD reaction should I do for a painting ?

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>>79579516

>>79574868
She looks like Will's mom form The Inbetweeners.

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>>79579516
this

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>>79579516

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>>79579516
Do it you fucking jew bastard

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>>79579516

>>79576890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG7XuzxU8U0

>>79566701
WHO /HEARD IT IN HER VOICE/ HERE

>>79579516
id pay 50 bucks for that mike painting

>>79580454
2nd

>>79578659
That would share the same "Real Universe" location with Curb, Written and staring the "Real" Jerry Seinfeld.

>>79576890
you carwash cunt she's amazing for like an hour, after that id get sick of her, but shed be great fun for a little root

>>79573284
larry is always right, i'd love to call people out on their shit like he does

>>79581905
>He doesn't come from a position of fuck you

kys

>>79568390
>Raid on Entebbe
oh shit, watched that so many times at jew summer camp

>>79576054
nope

>>79569645
NO I DON'T WATCH WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE. I'M AN ADULT!!!

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>>79579516

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>>79566701
Does anyone have the same problem as me? I can't watch Funkhauser without thinking about this guy.

Who here
>fucked a different religion and used religious hate words during sex

feels amazing man

>get a life jews!
That kid was too fabulous tbqh

I didn't know there are so many Jews in L.A. I thought only New York had a shitload of Jews.

>>79568559
Man, Sammy got hot.

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>>79568721

>>79584638
You should always be thinking about super Dave osborne.

>>79569279
Realest shit ever spoken. I actually clapped.

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>>79570103
>>79571204
>>79574868
>tfw no qt Jewess gf

>>79571204
>ywn penetrate her womb and have your semen turn into a millionaire within 10 months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTHjFeXmnHs

>>79566701
SIT DOWN
HAVE A DONUT
HAVE A BAGEL

>>79584638
>i want to kiss my new daughter-in-law
>right on the lips

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Who had the incorrect point of view regarding the doll? Should he have cut her hair or not?

>>79585470
That was straight up tism by larry

>>79569688
"I have a Swede lawyer? She's going to get everything!"

tfw I love this show but not sure if I will be able to enjoy next season with all the fuck drumpf bullshit

>>79585976
you could always rewatch MDE for the 10th time

>>79586018
kek roasted

>>79585976
triggered trumpet detected

>>79586018
Better yet i could catch up on all the mgtow videos youtube keeps recommending me because im a white male

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>>79575158
first you love jews and now you hate them - WHY CAN'T I PLEASE YOU?

>be 60 year old balding jew
>Hire a 40 year old smoking hot blonde christian woman to be your wife

Really gets the old noggin' joggin.

>>79586168
Seinfeld money, baby

>>79586168
>balding
he's already bald

>>79586049
>tfw watch tonnes of facist videos
>left wing roommate still uses goybook and gets lots of ads for neonazi groups

kek

>>79582174
Ever see Cast a Giant Shadow? Essential Kike-Kino.

>>79582174
downloaded it on this recommendation

is munich essential cut your foreskin off kino?

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>>79578456
>tfw you can only get off to fat jew tits

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>>79587125
>tfw you can only get off on succing feminine clitties

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>>79587371
>tfw recently you can only get off by pulling out of whatever hole and wanking on their face and spitting on them and fishhooking their cheeks

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>>79587439
>tfw you can only get off by pretending your a girl in an abusive relationship and getting the shit beaten out of you before you get forcibly bent over and fucked in the pooper

>>79587538
LONDON

>>79568559
larry davids daughter

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>mfw a bird appears

>>79587975
wow dee managed to not look like a used up hooker for once

I want to watch more of this, but Wanda Sykes keeps showing up and she's so fucking wretched I can't enjoy anything she's in, does she show up a lot?

>>79588124
only sporadically for the first few seasons.

>>79588087
she hit the wall

sadly this affliction hits almost all women

>>79588124
>Damn larry, youz razzis n sheit! Fuck you Larry!
It's always fucking racism. It's the most played out form of edgy comedy yet whenever Sykes appears they can't seem to talk about anything else.
I wonder if there's a single scene in all eight seasons where she doesn't say the word "black"
The ass fetish scene is pretty funny tho tbhfam

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>it's a survivor episode

>it's a muslims are peaceful people episode

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Who was in the wrong here?

i wanted to marathon the whole series last week, but stopped after the doctor's episode in the first season. i got too pissed that he was forced to pay 2k for no reason, got misdiagnosed, had a greek bitch judge his script and want 1k for it, and he didn't instead just go to another doctor for his finger.

>>79589884
Larry should have just said sorry and moved his hand like a normal person.

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>>79586656

>>79570103
Can you imagine having Larry as your father in law? It would be the greatest and worst thing to ever happen to you.