Why do characters in movies always use lotion to masturbate?

meh, it is just better than butter. less messy.

>>79564462
Remember that american have no foreskin

Circumcised fags need lubrication for their dried up member

I prefer using shit

the one thing I never understood was using a sock

do people really just cum on their clothing?

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/05/28/no-one-wants-to-live-in-a-world-of-uncircumcised-penises/

What did he mean by this?

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>>79564492
Any other circumcizedfags know how to keep my cock from being so dried out? It's keratinized as fuck too

>>79564499
>fap
>don't feel like cleaning up
>use sock to catch cum and wipe off cum from your dick

Do you just cum in your hands or something

Cut vs Uncut in

3...


2..


1.

>>79564518
https://archive.fo/NJw01

>>79564462
They were cucked out of their foreskins at birth so they need some other form of lubricant.

>>79564499
It's just less cleanup. When you're done just fold it up and put it in the hamper to be washed.

americucks donate their foreskin to the rabbi's foreskin factory and it kills millions of nerves in their penis and fucks up their ability to use urethric friction

>>79564518

I knew it was written by the faggot before even clicking the link

>>79564482
Kek I thought you said it's better than pussy

Which it is.

>>79564562
I thought jew, turns out it was a gay jew faggot

>>79564538
i cum on my belly then go clean up

>>79564538
use a paper towel or something

>>79564518
This is shit trump voters read. kek

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>mfw americans sacrifice their goys babies foreskins for us to feed on and become more powerful

yes yes

abraham goyim

protect israel at all cost and give us your foreskins

>>79564544
>For the edification and enjoyment of your female partners, not to mention the quality of oral sex you’ll get throughout your life, you should get circumcised. And you should do it to your newborn sons, too, as early into their lives as possible.
>Get the snip and you end up cleaner, sexier, better in bed and less prone to disease. What’s not to love? And I say this, I may as well confess to you, as someone who, despite matrilineal Jewish heritage, never got it done, and is too much of a coward to book myself in for it as an adult.
What did he mean by this?

I like to use my smegma to lube my dildos for anal play

>>79564538
i remember i tried a sock as a kid, before knowing much about being cut and uncut

(im uncut)

the texture of a sock was fucking painful

have cutfags literally lost all sensation down there?

>>79564625

You don't use the sock as a pocket pussy, you just use it to catch the cum and wipe off the leftovers

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Tell me about Prince?
Why does he wear the timberland's?

>>79564625
Yea, they can't feel a thing. Literally no pleasure feeling

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>cheese dick

>>79564646
why not just use a fucking tissue you subhuman:?

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>>79564491
Well, after all America was literally named after jew Amerigo that fucked over Columb, their sheriffs wear David's star as badge.


>>79564499
I cumed simply in underpants when I was stupid teenager

>>79564538
In toilet ofc. How else?

Americucks can't afford plumbing so they cut parts of their body off for hygiene (totally not for rabbi shlomus)

>>79564661
>keratinization

>>79564499
I've been using the same sock for 14 years, as long as you keep it humid its not a problem

I'm circumcised and it's better than sex I'm a little worried about the funguses growing on me

>>79564698
Hey cheese dick enjoy your HIV

>>79564671
Can't answer for anyone else but my loads have the bad habit of shooting through tissues and making a mess.

>>79564735
did you know your ears can get earwax, might as well cut off your ears at birth

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>cutfags put acid on their dicks to try and fix their broken dry dicks
LOL

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I use a picture of the President's daughter.

>>79564656
similar to bill murray in groundhog day he got stuck somewhere in the early 2000s, so he still dresses like this until today

>>79564759
How's your HIV treating ya smegma man?

>>79564779
Also fingernails can get dirty too, should cut off your fingers and give them do Mr. Shekelstein

>>79564735
>HIV
I live in a white country though americuck.

>>79564661
>bathing

>>79564793
What do you do when your HIV turn to AIDS, cut off your lifespan? What does smegma smell like?

>>79564492
>my parents decided the day I was born to chop off part of my dick.

I never wanted this. Why would they do this to me?

>>79564518
really makes you think

>>79564823
are you a literal nigger? white people don't have these problems.

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Why do you faggots have to feel surperior to each other about something you'll never use? Cut or uncut it doesn't matter, you're still fucking queers for getting passionate over it.

>>79564860
Foreskin feels good man

>>79564518
>I may as well confess to you, as someone who, despite matrilineal Jewish heritage, never got it done, and is too much of a coward to book myself in for it as an adult. Spare your kids the same conundrum. Women don’t want to hurt your feelings, so they say it’s fine and they don’t mind. But they do. Cut your kids

Jesus christ, this faggot really hates Americans and is truly EVIL if he want to hurt newborn babys for the sake of it.

>>79564824
it's a help pay for the delivery

your sweet foreskin is now one with a jewish man

>>79564499
i cum on my old underwear that are too loose to wear

Who has a cock big enough for two hands to hold?
Who /doublehandedgrip/ here?

>>79564492
I never understood this meme, because I'm cut and have never had to use lube

>>79564761
>>79564534
stretch the skin out into a fauxskin?

>>79564931
You don't even need a big cock to do that senpai

>>79564860
This

It's not really the circumcision itself that bothers me. It's the fact that parents are willing to mutilate their own child without permission of the child first. What were they fucking thinking? If I want to get circumcised I'll do it when I decide to do it. Fucking normalfag boomers were so easily controlled by the jews that they'll inflict indescribable pain to their own child because it's what's expected of them. Oh it's alright! Your child won't even remember the pain! Fuck that, you don't know what kind of long term effects that kind of abuse will have.

>>79564744
I use toilet paper. Fold a long segment a few times and it's hardy enough to catch your cum, clean up lube, and you can flush after you're done.

>>79564931

right here bro

fucking dicklets never learn am i right

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>it's a kramer attempts to protect a baby from being mutilated and gets made godfather because of it

/tv/

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>tfw years of fapping has scarred my dick
>tfw looks like I have a permanent STD or something

>>79565080
you have diabetes

>hmm the penis can get dirty if you never wash it
>might as well cut half your dick off
lol

>>79565116
>it's an american rubs soap on his chest, let it wash out and calls it a day episode

>>79564492
This just isn't true though. I'm circumcised and lube feels like shit

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>>79565173

>>79564462
As a habitual masturbator, I feel qualified to answer this question.
Partly it is because Americans (along with Australians and Canadians) are very likely to be circumscised, hence lacking a foreskin to facilitate masturbation.
However, I find the application of a lubricant, such as moisturizer or skin cream, to be quite nice when I engage in the sin of Onan myself. Also, after vigorous masturbation, a bit of moisturizer can be quite soothing.
Personally, I recommend something containing aloe vera, for its healing properties.

tfw cutfag
tfw literally never successfully masturbated until i got myself a fleshlight

still better than phimosis, but still. fml.

>>79564779
>Cutfags haven't heard about personal hygiene.
Probably why 'Muricans use so much attrocious perfumed deoderants.

>>79564823
No idea, we white people in 1st world countries normally have a healthy appreciation of personal/genital hygiene.

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>>79565173

das it mericuns feed me those foreskins!

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>>79564823
enjoy your fossilized glans and scarred shaft

>>79564860
t. cutlet

>>79564931
Two girls hands, yes

Two guys hands, no

>>79565616
I had phimosis when I was about eight or nine, then one day I didn't, shit cures itself