Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

No, it's not something the Jedi would tell me

>>79565160
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

>>79564143
i once told the whole story to a girl to break the ice. I put a little twist in the end tho

>>79565212

> He could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life...
> Anakin had no father
> Anakin was conceived by the midiclorians...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbfIn6VfYjY

>>79564143
Could you give me a quick rundown?

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Luke did i ever tell you about Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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>>79565533
Your dubs will make a fine addition to my collection.

>>79564143
yes i own the book.

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>>79565321
Shhiiiieetttt

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>>79566333

What was his taxi policy?

>>79565321
Plagueis and Palpatine are literally Anakin's dads

>sidious is anakins father

plageus was too old and feeble to be viable

>>79567643

Sounds like the premise of a hilarious sitcom!

>>79567790
two and a half sith?

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>>79567872
HEY SHEEV, MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE

>>79565220
>I put a little twist in the end tho
which was?

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>>79567790
>tfw Sheevkino