Dave Chappelle is hosting SNL tonight. How great will it be?

Depends on his drumpf ability to grab em by the kitty

>>79561011

Does anyone ever remember the endless skits about Obama?

>>79561011

Didn't he just host it not that long ago

why do the cultural marxists have such bad forced memes

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>>79561011
Will Black Bush be back?

>>79561011
>>79561069
It's a rerun you fools.

For real, they should bring him back though. He was excellent at it and it's not like he's doing anything else.

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>>79561102
It's gonna be Black Trump

>"Mr. Black Trump, what will be your plan to defeat ISIS?"
>PLAN? Oh I got a plan... The problem is... It's top secret.
>"Can you elaborate Mr. Black Trump?
>YES I CAN ELABORATE. I can't tell nobody. ISIS probly watchin' this shit right now taking notes. Shits top secret. NEXT QUESTION.
>"Sir, John from CNN"
>WHO LET YOU NIGGAS IN?

>>79561105
damn, i might of watched it.

>>79561598
I want it

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>>79561598
This could work.

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>>79561598
Fab

>>79561598
I read this in Daves voice kek

>>79563078
lol I read it in adam sandler's voice from billy madison kek

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>>79561598
kek

>>79561053
Obama wasn't a joke of a human being

>>79563150
He was, but nobody dared joke about him since he was the lefts special snowflake

>>79563184
As opposed to the ones protesting a coffee shop?

>>79561598

>not using his whiteface character

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>>79561598
>"Sir, John from CNN"
>WHO LET YOU NIGGAS IN?

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>>79563184
>calls people special snowflake
>gets triggered when his orange president is mocked

>>79563150
>if-if-if-if-if-if-if

>>79563254
At least he won't go down as "that token president who people will realize how terrible he was once they remove their minority-goggles"

>>79563254
At least his hands seem like they're a normal size, now.

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>>79563299
nah, he'll go down as something far worse

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A secret service member will kill Trump in the oval office as impeachment becomes an inevitable reality. Trump wll threaten to take the entire country down with him and the Secret Service agent will realize that his duty to his country is greater than his duty to the president.

This secret service agent will be the most reviled man in the country.

>>79563299
yes, it was obvious from day one the oompa loompa in chief was going to be a disaster.

>>79563299
>economy recovered after Bush left it in shambles
>Crime down
>unemployment low
>states, which cooperated, enjoy high quality healthcare for most citizens
>everyone comfy as fuck
>more citizens gained equal rights

How did we live?

>>79563299
>actually passing health care reform
>after Truman, Carter, Clinton all failed and LBJ had to compromise on old-people-only
I mean, there's still 60 million Democrats in this country and that's a hell of an accomplishment if you're one of them.

it's an old episode you fucking retards

>>79561598
>>>"Mr. Black Trump, what will be your plan to defeat ISIS?"
>>PLAN? Oh I got a plan... The problem is... It's top secret.
this would be the only joke I wouldn't understand because its logical

don't tell the romans you're planning to raze rome to the ground while they're away fucking off with the huns and german scum

>>79563402
It's great to live in the North East where the ACA worked and we're living in a safe, insulated Region where all these issues don't affect us because we're not shackled to the bible under fear of the Illuminati.

I like the Spicer skits and I've never even watched the real Spicer.

>>79563299

Even so Obama was still terrible in ways that most presidents are terrible. Trump is a completely new kind of terrible. He might actually be so bad that the other branches of government just actively works towards reducing the power of the president.

>>79563401
>Economy recovered
lmao, it skydived after obamacare
>Crime down
Actually, it's even worse during the Obama years, Chicago is turning into Detroit as we speak
>Unemployment low
In other countries maybe, since they're outsourcing the jobs
>High quality healthcare from one company that sells medicine at exorbitant prices
>Comfy is a stupid meme buzzword
>More equal rights for 0.0001% of the population and worse job conditions for the majority of the population

Feels like you just wrote all bait tbqh

>>79563447
If you think it's logical, you probably think Trump was right about our intelligence community being shit.

>>79563502
>Chicago is turning into Detroit as we speak

THIS. I know you all try to shit on Trump for mentioning Chicago everytime but take a fucking look at whats going on.

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>>79563502
All this are alternative facts not supported by anything but memes formed on InfoWars.

But yeah, Trump is going to save you. Let's see how that works out. Where is he right now... oh yeah. He's got your interests in mind.

>>79563534
>Chicago

Unless you live there... who fucking cares? Also, all these 'muh guns' fags should go in there and do the right thing and clear out the gangs instead of shooting up mosques and black churches.

Did SNL ever parody Ted Cruz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVRTO-nYuU0

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>>79563401

>Obama years
>unemployment low

I'm not trying to blame Obama for not fixing the US economy after the 08 crash or for causing it, but the fact of the matter is that America is in many parts of the country completely fucked.

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>>79563299
Trump is a mess

>>79563601
How much of that is directly Obama's fault or how much is it most mid west fags hold out for 'muh manufacturing/coal jobs' instead of learning how to use a computer or how to work in healthcare?

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>>79563319
what about his feet?

>>79563611
>blackmailed by Russia because he likes to get peed on
>closest advisor already done because of Russian connections
>Russians already fucking with us, including having a spy ship off the coast
>Tax Payers spending millions so he can vacation in Florida every weekend while his wife also wastes millions living in NYC
>sperging out on the media while the intelligence community is literally done with him

Come on, give Trump a chance.

>>79563662
Are his hands and feet small... or is he just morbidly obese due to all the shitty food he shovels in his anus-like mouth?

Seriously, will he have a stroke in office? He's a 70+ year old man who has to have a 28+ BMI.

>>79563662
Trudeau is manhandling trump like he is his cumslut.
>that Trudeau rape face
>Trump strutting his fat ass
you just know

>>79561105
Oh good. I thought my matrix was glitched out.

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>>79563698
>tfw Dave will never do a golden shower Trump parody music video.

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>>79563731

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z9Hvo7p8Dw

Did Hollywood drive him mad

>>79561011

Will he get booed for saying Trump isn't literally Hitler again?

>>79561598
not funny senpai

ITS AN OLD EPISODE YOU FUCKING RETARDS

>>79563845
What's funny is Dave is a Muslim celebrity... so he'll have one of the first train tickets.

>>79563201

>fake news

Starbucks is pretending to be boycotted for PR points. This is basic Edward Bernays propaganda.

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>>79563845
Trump isn't literally Hitler
*boooooo*
He's literally Mussolini
*AUDIENCE BURTS INTO INFINITE LAUGHTER*

>>79563647

I told you I wasn't blaming Obama for it. But painting his years as a rosey period of good times is completely ignoring reality. Entire swathes of the country is turning into third world levels of poverty, public services are jsut ceasing to function, infrastructure is collapsing and the only real hope people ahve of improving their lives is going to college and literally moving away from their homes.

You might as well have just gone "Oh well the dust bowl years weren't so bad. Those oakies just need to finish high school and get a job at an office."

>>79563903
>red pilled

A film literally made by trannies.

>>79563299
Implying the right doesn't do the same thing with joke figures like Reagan

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>>79563150
>being this fucking blue pilled

>>79563915
>poverty
>they all have smartphones with facebook

Yeah, that's it. Or they're just lazy fucks. Nah, it couldn't be that could it?

If only we funneled some of the cash being used right now so Trump can spend the weekend in Florida... again... perhaps they could take some classes.

>>79563662

me in the fedora in the background

>>79563402
>thinking the healthcare is good

top fucking kek i sure do love my 3000 dollar deductible insurance that i was forced by gunpoint to sign up for even though im a healthy 27 year old man

fuck off underage faggot

>>79563971
Oh wow. I wonder if he tipped his fedora to President Trump?

>>79563915
>Entire swathes of the country is turning into third world levels of poverty

Are those areas that relied on coal and are currently being devastated by opiate addiction too?

>>79563976
What state do you live in? Is your plan subsidized?

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>>79563962

It's 2017 mate. Smartphones aren't expensive. You can get one cheap with data plan.

>>79564030
>his daughters sharing a WHITE ice-cream

YOU JUST KNOW

>>79563989

Look at the fucking employment chart mate >>79563601

Things are fucking terrible in pretty much any place that isn't fucking Kansas.

>>79563989
>opiates

A big failing on Obama is attacking Marijuana legalization rather than shifting policy to address drug addiction as a health problem. The Opiate problem is directly related to Bush-era weak DEA policies which allowed MDs in Florida to spit out billions of CII tablets. Then, Obama's Justice Dept sort of helped by clamping down on it, but by then it was too late because Heroin is easier to smuggle in than weed.

Yet they still went after weed.

>>79564030
DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was willing to give Trump a chance but every time he's on camera he just comes off as a massive fucking idiot. Literally everything he says seems like a parody.
Where's all those great things he promised? So far he's sent some Mexicans home and basically told America that were paying for the fucking wall now?
My retard right wing friends can only talk about how he give the military a raise when they are so fucking retarded they don't know it really means military SPENDING was increased, troops won't see a dime.

>>79564039
>hey, let's spend hours on facebook bitching about how bad our lives are instead of studying/working a second job to better myself

Fucking lazy pieces of shit.

>>79561598
How would Black Trump handle the US-Mexico Border, TPP? I feel like what made Dave's jokes about Bush work is that Black Bush had his own character

>>79563976
>whines that he has to pay for things he "doesn't need"
>everyone will have to pay for the wall

>>79563976
>I'm healthy now, so I'll never get sick
you're right in that it sucks you were forced into the plan for that much
but you're retarded if you think that being healthy means there's no reason you'd need health care

>>79564114
>he says while posting on 4chan

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>>79563150
>Obama wasn't a joke of a human being

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>>79564030

wew

>>79563150
>the muslim kenyan married to a tranny wasn't a joke

Ha ha.. Ha ha

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>>79564030
>black secret service agent
>in charge of guarding an Obama daughter
>think, hey maybe I got a chance
>she brings a Chad home
>"Hey, agent Anon... please guard the door while Chad and I... study."
>Have to listen to it all, including her crying in pain and joy as the door rattles in rhythm

COLONIZED

>>79564173
>I have to make up stuff to laugh at

clearly he was a joke

>>79564130
Hey, I have a well paying job and don't live in a poverty stricken shithole state.

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>>79564064
Malia has been BLEACH'D

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>>79564030

>>79564127

>Look, I know that things are bad in Mexico, aight. But Jose is brining in a shippment is dank next week and my cus is turning 20 and we gotta have that stick. Rick James is coming over, the Murphy brothers, even fucking Michael Jackson. Oh shit, that was supposed to be classified
>*pulls up a Tec 9*
>*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*DAKKA*

>>79564030
C O L O N I Z E D

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>>79564030
>don't look don't look don't look don't lo- oh fuck now they're both licking it holy shit don't look don't look

>guy can't handle fame
>freaks out
>blames white people

how long until he has another meltdown on stage?

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>>79564178
>>79564201
I love BLEACHED threads

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>>79564201
>>79564178
So the Obama girls confirmed for loving BWC?

>>79564185
>he doesn't know obama is a muslim kenyan married to a tranny

Ha ha..ha ha

>>79561011
It will be
>hey sup new york
>i dunno bout this nigga trump
>but not all white people are bad
>but seriously, fuck white people, am i right?
>wild applause throughout

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>>79564240
Oh wow.

Does this trigger Chapelle?

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>>79564030

>>79564127
Black Trump would be a mix of a pimp, Gaddaffi and Don King. the White House would basically be like a pimped up night club. Hot bitches escorting him everywhere, gold and jewels everywhere. Black Spicer would be a gangbanger who is about to cap any mofo who dares to question anything

>>79564208
Needs more DAKKA

>>79564276

That's hot AND I like her casual way of dressing.

>>79564030
>camera zooms in
what the fuck cbs

>>79564276
Why? His wife his Asian and he has a bit about how that triggers black women.

>>79564384
What are you, gay?

>>79563150
Uhhh did you forget about things like:
* wearing a TAN suit?
* putting DIJON mustard on his sandwich?
* saluting while he has a COFFEE in his hand?
* saying that it could have been his son in response to trayvon martin getting shot?

All of those are much worse than trump. I'd rather let a million poor people die from lack of a social safety net than see the president in a tan suit ever again.

>>79564488
>I'd rather let a million poor people die from lack of a social safety net than see the president in a tan suit ever again.

Jeez, /fa/, you're making /pol/ look chill these days.

>>79564508
No shit right?

Why the fuck the hate for Dijon? We all know Trump puts russian piss in his water bottle.

>>79564508
>>79564547

I'd rather giving the top 1% all of our money and have us essentially be slaves rather than have the president even acknowledge that dijon mustard exists.

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What did Obama do wrong? I am legitamely curious, whenever people blast Obama and I ask what their reasoning is they never reply.

Instead they just post reaction picuture of "REKTT!!! :^)))"

I dare someone here to explain to me the controversy of the Obama Presidency and the failures of the Obama Administration.

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>>79564584
Wow.

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>>79561598

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How can white women even compete?

>>79564637
His melanin

>>79561011
Goddamn normies just need to fucking kill themselves in here.
You fucking shill. Nothing but threads shitting on SNL for years in here and then the fucking shill parade starts now.
Fuck you. Fucking kill yourself.

>>79564637
My main bugaboo is that he said he was going to pull all troops out of Afghanistan and close Gitmo.
Still there, still open.
Not to mention all the racebaiting and just talking down to the country.

>>79564719
I can respect that. When did he talk down the the country? I wanna know

>>79564706
>getting this upset
how's that autism treating you anonpai?

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>>79564699
Pretty much this.

I mean, look at the whiney edge lord in now.

>>79564747
Crying about how he couldn't pass his gun laws and shit like that.
Just saying he was ashamed, and this shit doesn't happen in European countries.

>>79564488

>putting DIJON mustard on his sandwich?

>he doesn't know about pork and poupon sandwiches

>>79564777
THAT FUCKING ASS

>>79564790
poupon? more like POOP ON YOUR FACE

>>79564637
Pretty much the only people willing to discuss the failures of the Obama presidency are true Libertarians and Leftists. Syria and Libya (the idea to overthrow Gaddafi, not lolGhazi) are huge contentions for them. Conservatives and NRxers don't really talk about it because it doesn't fit their narrative. Liberals try to lump it in with the baseless Conservative accusations against Obama.

>>79564637

Obama promised he was gonna fix a lot of shit that Bush did. All he really did was keep things going or make things worse. The few things he tried to do to improve the country, like Obamacare, really just turned out to fuck a lot of people in the ass by increasing the cost of their insurance.

I mean, Obama only avoided flack from the left because he was "their guy" while the right just hurled retardation at him like how he wasn't even legally allowed to be president because he was born in Kenya, or that he was secretly a muslim or that he was a socialist and so on.

>>79564813
>>79564934

alright thanks guys, for at least replying

>>79564085

Yeah, I totally agree. I also think ignoring that problem is really, really hurting rural America. One of my neighbors for a while was a really good guy, but a heroin addict who had a lot of friends die to it.

The reason I mentioned it was because I've heard about those communities that have had their coal jobs stripped out, and then opiate addiction moves in and just hollows out entire communities, Rust Belt style. It sounds really awful and my heart goes out to those people.

>>79564637
Assuming that he was the source of legislative initiative instead of the congress

How did the constitutional law professor get away with it?

>>79564677

>You will never have a tiny black gymnast girl that sits on your shoulder
>You will never launch her into combat situations and hear people shrieking as she tears them to ribbons with her small, furious claws.

WHY LIVE

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>>79564934
>really just turned out to fuck a lot of people in the ass by increasing the cost of their insurance
Do you know why it increased the cost?

will be portray ben carson then? i dont know any other black people in trumps comedy troupe admin

>>79564934
His hands were tied. Obamacare could have been updated to make it better. Why didn't he do it? Because congress did not want to pass anything Obama wanted. The republican congress hated anything to do with Obama because of Obama, not because of the merits.

>>79564637
Reminder that 90% of new jobs created since 2008 have been part-time

>>79563150
>nigger
>human
Lmao

>>79565094
> Obamacare could have been updated to make it better.

Where was his plan for this?

>Why didn't he do it? Because congress did not want to pass anything Obama wanted

He had complete congressional control for 3 years.

Why didn't he get it right the first time?

>>79565119
So that is Obama's fault, or is it a result of a under-educated workforce and a legislature pressured by the retail industry to make part time work the most desirable choice to save money?

>>79565186
It's hard to get things right the first time. Trump couldn't even ban muslim refugees and Obama had already done that before.

Here's Obama's take on what could have been improved:
http://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2533698

>Policy makers should build on progress made by the Affordable Care Act by continuing to implement the Health Insurance Marketplaces and delivery system reform, increasing federal financial assistance for Marketplace enrollees, introducing a public plan option in areas lacking individual market competition, and taking actions to reduce prescription drug costs.

>>79565258
Well if it was a problem for Obama, why the fuck did he never mention it and why the fuck did he constantly tout his jobs record?

>>79565186
Why did Corey Booker, a Democrat, vote along the Pharmacy Industry's side recently?

Why did Donald Trump - who ran on lower drug prices - then say he wasn't going to do that upon taking office?

ENVELOPES.

>>79565283
>>Policy makers should build on progress made by the Affordable Care Act by continuing to implement the Health Insurance Marketplaces and delivery system reform, increasing federal financial assistance for Marketplace enrollees, introducing a public plan option in areas lacking individual market competition, and taking actions to reduce prescription drug costs.

This is a wish list, not a policy.

Was there a legislative plan or not? And if so, why did he never get a member of congress to introduce it? Why did he never mention it ever?

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>>79564242
Oh my fucking G-d.

>>79565081
Kek why?

>>79565328
because big pharma and insurance company lobbyists

>>79563254
hahahaha you made drumpf small that really showed him!

>>79565344
>DBZ reaction image
Negro identified

>>79565394

I can tell this meme really triggers the fuck out of Trump supporters.

>>79565393
When was he beholden to those interests in his second term?

What you're saying doesn't make any sense

>>79565395
Even better lad, Jew, desu.

Why do people hate Trump like he personally attacked them? Like him or don't like him, but being that pissed off is going to give you all heart attacks while you're still young. Just take a break.

>>79565186

joe lieberman was a huge pain in the ass (public option wouldve helped a lot), and tea party had many congressman running scared, so did insurance companies - they needed the full 60 to prevent filibustering

aca has many problems and needs reform but completely throwing it out will be a stupid move, both politically and for people getting adequate healtchare

>>79565446

>Just take a break.
>P-please stop!

>>79565328
Are you saying that you don't believe Obama wanted to improve obamacare? did you even read the link I sent where he directly stated how he signed 19 improvements to obamacare?

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>>79563150
>>After all, Barack Obama was the president so enthralled with himself that he gave the Queen of England the dubious gift of an iPod filled with Barack Obama speeches.

>>79561011

It's just a re-run of the Chappelle episode from November you retards, not a new one.

>>79565446
>Let's normalize his tantrums and infantile way to run a government he doesn't even wholly understand

Great idea. Ignoring the problem is always the best solution. Cured my cancer right up in a weekend.

>>79561011
Didn't he just host it?

>>79565446
>Implying the oldest President in US history, that has a BMI in the obese range won't be the one having a heart attack first

The presidency ages you. Obama came out looking like shit the same as every other president before him. I really think he'll struggle to live through a single full term

>>79565485
>Are you saying that you don't believe Obama wanted to improve obamacare?

I don't believe he had any sort of a plan to do so, feel free to prove me wrong. And if he did then it would prove that he wanted to do something. Just asking for shit with no work done into it doesn't mean anything, it's just semen for his retard fans like you

If he wanted to improve it, why the fuck did he NEVER mention it? Why was there NO plan introduced to congress?

Show me the bill retard. A 10-point plan isn't a fucking serious policy agenda.

So his last appearance was just him doing characters from his old show and then a sketch where white people would say something stupid and then Chappelle and Chris Rock would roll their eyes. Can this appearance possibly top that?

>>79565094

Nobody is saying he was evil or anything, but the reality is simply that he wasn't a good president by any standard. He was too right for the left and too left for the right.

>>79563254
Your leafness is showing, go back to pol or reddit

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>>79563578
>Unless you live there... who fucking cares?

>>79563150
Being a half-Irish Kenyan born in Singapore from the Chicago school of Constitutional degradation and being elected president on the Democratic docket is, if anything, pretty funny.

>>79565094
>Republican Congress has blocked universal healthcare literally every time it is introduced
>the only reason they blocked it this time is racism against Obama!

>>79565565
>it's a alt-rightist pretends he has empathy for other human beings episode

>>79565497
>our Prime Minister gave Obama a pen-holder carved from the timbers of the sister ship of the HMS Resolute, which the desk in the oval office is made out of, which was engaged in anti-slavery campaigns off the African coast during British abolition
>Obama gave our PM a dozen American classics DVDs
>they were region-locked so they couldn't be played

I will never forget this.

>>79565508
You're also right. Thank you for your service to stop Trump. It's really doing a lot. Don't forget to go on facebook and make yourself feel like by getting angry it's doing something lol.

>>79565629
>being this triggered

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>>79565497

>>79565550
Democrats "fucked up" because they came in at the beginning with the same numbers as the republicans this time and hadn't realized that Republicans were totally party above country at that point. They tried to work with them and compromise on issues that the powerless Republicans had. Then the tea party got elected and the only thing republicans cared about for the next 6 years is making sure anything that could make Obama look good never got passed.

>>79565604
I never mentioned racism.

>>79565550
You're just raising the goalpost. A scholarly article is not enough to show that Obama wanted improvements. You now want actual bills. If you don't want to talk about the merits of improving obamacare, then why bother even replying to me? If you're just looking for excuses for why you hate obamacare, there's no reason you need to talk to me.

>>79565537

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>>79565672
>They tried to work with them and compromise on issues that the powerless Republicans had.

On what issues did Obama compromise with the Republicans on during the 111th congress?

>>79565721
The fact that it isn't single payer

>>79565685
>A scholarly article is not enough to show that Obama wanted improvements.

Not scholarly, journalistic. And yes, he can say he wants X or Y but if he never made it a serious initiative of his and never talked about it then it means fuck all

>. You now want actual bills

Yes, if he wanted to improve the ACA then he would've drafted legislation and asked congress to vote on it. But he didn't.

>. If you don't want to talk about the merits of improving obamacare, then why bother even replying to me?

I don't want to talk about improving Obamacare, I want to dispel this notion that Barack Obama didn't know what he was doing. He knew exactly what he was doing. He was doing nothing.

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>>79565735
That was never, ever a goal of his.

>>79565664
Coming from someone complaining lol. Really, keep it up. You're helping stop trump.

>>79565775
These things are created through bipartisan committees. Congressmen does not introduce bills that will fail unless they're making a show of it failing. That's the reason I'm saying that you're moving the goalpost. You're trying to come up with something that simply does not exist because that's not how the system works.

>>79565830
>lol.

Damn, so mad.

>>79565775

>>79565841
>members of congress cannot independently draft legislation

Okay, so at the least could you please show me any attempt in congress to talk about further improvements to obamacare?

Or perhaps a major policy speech from Obama on improving Obamacare and making it a legislative priority of his?

I'll wait.

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>>79564637
I have a webm with a list of scandals, but my main beef was fast&furious.

>>79565775
Obama's budget for 2016 included a very large list of improvements to obamacare
https://www.hhs.gov/about/budget/budget-factsheet/index.html

>>79565721
The way Obamacare was written, it was basically aimed to pander Republicans. A lot of concessions to try and get them to be bipartisan on healthcare. The result is what we got and they then kept trying to get it overturned, while offering no improvement ideas or viable plans of their own. The GOP were more interested in just play partisan obstruction. Obama even said he was open to replace Obamacare if they had a better idea. They still don't. They just want it gone. And then, maybe, they might start to think about a new plan.

>>79565897
>No one here can shoot back.
Yeah, I'm sure that would've stopped mentally unstable people.

>>79565898
Which lines of this are about improving Obamacare?

>>79565847
>being this triggered
>enjoy being mulatto

>>79565665
So it was a good gift?

>>79565915
>A lot of concessions to try and get them to be bipartisan on healthcare

Which concessions were those? Be very specific in your answer.

>The result is what we got and they then kept trying to get it overturned, while offering no improvement ideas or viable plans of their own

The plan was "what existed before".

> Obama even said he was open to replace Obamacare if they had a better idea.

A bluff, seeing as nothing they do would satisfy him

It's just incredible to me that libs can't recognise their shitty legislation and say "yeah, obama and the dems fucked this one up" but somehow it's ALWAYS the Republicans' fault even though they had fuck-all to do with it and said from day one that they weren't interested in it

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>>79561598
Oh god please let this happen

>>79565897
>tfw the right thinks people who legally can't handle their own basic affairs on a daily basis due to cognitive impairment should be able to buy a gun because muh second amendment

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>>79565947

>>79564637
Enabled destruction of race relations

>>79565915
>now I know it looks like I ate the whole cookie jar mom, but in fact the republicans made me do it

You people are insane

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>>79566050
Are you talking about the overreach in regulation (unconstitutional too) that was recently stopped?

>>79566019
>but somehow it's ALWAYS the Republicans' fault even though they had fuck-all to do with it and said from day one that they weren't interested in it

You realize the ACA was written in the 90s by republicans as an alternative to HIllaryCare, right? Obummer wanted single payer and got a bill that included both ACA and single payer. The idea is that congress (and the people) would choose which one they wanted. Republicans threw a hissy fit to shoot down single payer. They had to shit on their own bill and push the "ObamaCare" narrative to make it happen. Even Bush Jr was considering passing the ACA before Obongo was even elected.

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>>79565615
So first we care for innocent life too much (abortion) and now we don't care at all? We got two personalities....

>>79566158
>I'm beating this woman up
>better give her some breathing space so she can aim and shoot me

Right.

>>79566183
>You realize the ACA was written in the 90s by republicans as an alternative to HIllaryCare, right?

Source?

>Obummer wanted single payer

Source?

>Obummer wanted single payer and got a bill that included both ACA and single payer. The idea is that congress (and the people) would choose which one they wante

Flat out false.

>Republicans threw a hissy fit to shoot down single payer. They had to shit on their own bill and push the "ObamaCare" narrative to make it happen. Even Bush Jr was considering passing the ACA before Obongo was even elected.

This is all garbage

You have no idea what you're talking about

>>79566188
>it's a we pretend fetuses are full grown babies episode

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>>79561598
>CNN: "Mr Trump, what about the video of you and billy bush bragging about sexually assaulting woman?"
>Black Trump: "they can get crazy these days with special effects"
*shot of Black Trump being pissed on by russian hookers
*cuts back to Black Trump looking normal standing behind the podium
>Black Trump: "see? I didn't even just do that."

>>79565959
Do your own reading and tell me how it isn't trying to improve obamacare. I gave you the means (the budget). I gave you the motive (a peer-reviewed scholarly article from obama).

>dude trump LMAO
american """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""comedy"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>79566285
Yes, the budget includes all HHS spending, the budget makes only one mention of Obamacare, and that's about funding it, that's it.

Try again.

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>>79566294
The british guy (oliver?) is my favorite

>>79561598
>SNL actually making a joke and not just shitting on trump

Oh god I wish

>>79564637
"You didn't build that."
"If I had a son, he would look like Trayvon."

>>79566257

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patient_Protection_and_Affordable_Care_Act#Legislative_history

Why are you asking people for sources when you never posted any yourself? Why do you demand more proof from others for their thoughts than you do for your own? I mean we both know the answer but you need to realize it.

>>79565947

>Yeah, I'm sure that would've stopped mentally unstable people.

Well, go ahead and list the number of mass shooters that have attacked police stations in the last 50 years compared to schools..

>>79566448
>LOL WELL WALK INTO A POLICE STATION WHICH DOESN'T RESEMBLE A SCHOOL AT ALL SO MY STUPID HYPOTHETICAL EXAMPLE WORKS

Please keep going. I can tell you're smart.

>>79564637

He was too ambitious without knowing the ins and outs of the job. He promised things that he couldn't deliver, especially when it came to getting out of the middle east. That's pretty much it. One he got in and did the job for a term he didn't try to promise stuff he couldn't deliver.

Of course, part of the "couldn't deliver" was republican obstruction in congress. But not all of it.

>>79566257
A bit of a generalization, but yes, basically ACA is pretty similar to what was talked about as the counter plan to the Clinton proposal that was supported by a lot of Republicans in the 90s, though it wasn't ever an official plan.

http://www.politifact.com/punditfact/statements/2013/nov/15/ellen-qualls/aca-gop-health-care-plan-1993/

>>79566445
Nothing in there says anything that you claimed.

When did Obama cry on twitter telling SNL to stop doing skits about him?

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>>79563915
>literally moving away from their homes.

Ok, and? People have been migrating to different areas for better work (or even just a better chance to survive) forever. All these people that expect to be able to live in the middle of bum-fuck-nowhere and live a nice comfy life because "muh coal" and "muh manufacturing job I can get right out of highshool with no training or education" are going to be very disappointed.

Coal is on it's way out as solar, gas, etc. become cheaper and more efficient, and un-skilled manufacturing is being done by chinks for $1 a day.

I despise Hillary, but she was the only one that was offering a real solution to these peoples problems (by offering subsidized training/education so that these people could go to work in emerging industries like solar).

These people are going to continue to rot away in their small, meth, opioid riddled, jobless towns because they refuse to "pull themselves up by their bootstraps" and do what it takes to participate in the modern workforce.

>>79566323
affordable care act was mentioned multiple times.

>>79566536
point out how, exactly? his source accurately shows what he was saying.

>>79566414
The Beer Summit

>>79563150
okie dokie

>>79566575
Please quote me the individual lines from both

>>79566274
>Grabbing pussy? Nigga, you high? You smash pussy, not grab it. And let me tell you, when I smash pussy, it's amazing. Look at my hands, nigga, my dick is tremendous. Ask anybody.

>>79566605
>I didn't actually read anything

>>79566605
Individual lines of what? The sources are accurate. You need to point how why they are inaccurate.

>>79566633
>>79566626
Please quote me the individual lines from both of those links that prove that:

> the ACA was written in the 90s by republicans as an alternative to HIllaryCare, right? Obummer wanted single payer and got a bill that included both ACA and single payer. The idea is that congress (and the people) would choose which one they wanted. Republicans threw a hissy fit to shoot down single payer. They had to shit on their own bill and push the "ObamaCare" narrative to make it happen. Even Bush Jr was considering passing the ACA before Obongo was even elected.

and,

>Obama's budget for 2016 included a very large list of improvements to obamacare

I'll wait


I'll wait.

>>79566667
>I didn't actually read anything Part II

>Mar-a-Lago is an estate and National Historic Landmark in Palm Beach, Florida, built from 1924 to 1927 by heiress and socialite Marjorie Merriweather Post. Post envisioned the house as a future winter retreat for American presidents and foreign dignitaries, and following her death in 1973 it was bequeathed to the nation. However, successive presidents declined to use the mansion, which was returned to Post's estate in 1980 and in 1985 was purchased by Donald Trump, later 45th President of the United States.

tfw age of kino presidency

>>79566667
>insert entire article here

now, point out what is wrong? :3

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>>79566496
You're missing the point or being deliberately dodgy.

>>79566691
>>79566706
>>79566706
>still no individual quotes

lmao

If it's so easy to show, why don't you give the quotes?

>>79566732
because that's your job. you still haven't pointed out what's wrong with your arguments.

>>79566720
>he genuinely believes it saying "gun zone" would make a difference

Keep being 16.

>>79566536
>>79566605
>>79566667

It's right there man. I don't know what else to tell you. I guess what you're trying to do is move the goal posts but in a completely baffling way. First there were no source. Then one was posted. Then you need individual lines that say EXACTLY what a summary says.

It's a weird kind of denial dude.

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>>79566550
>STOP SUCKING MY DICK, SNL

>>79566720
If there are fewer guns in circulation the amount of gun violence goes down.
Stop trying to justify your edgy hobby with bullshit. Just say you like guns and leave it at that.

>>79566720
What if the comic was them reading the bible where it says
>Thou shalt not steal

would the comic still be as edgy?

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>>79565063
>You will never launch her into combat situations and hear people shrieking as she tears them to ribbons with her small, furious claws.

>>79566749
You're the one with the burden of proof famalam

And so far you've proven nothing and spouted lies.

I'm still waiting

>>79566821
we did give you proof. it's your job to disprove it. get on it broseph.

>>79566732

Even if you don't read it, you know it's still true, right? If you think you can """"""(((win)))"""""" the argument by not reading the source and claiming that nobody ever proved to you it's correct, then you're a moron. You haven't proved it to yourself because you refuse to read the support. It's not on us, it's on you.

>>79566787
NOTHING in that link mentions changing the ACA in ANY way

You do understand that "health care policy" is not the same as the ACA, yeah?

>>79566821

Proof was posted and you refuse to even read it. While you're waiting READ THE FUCKING ARTICLE.

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>>79566800
>If there are fewer guns in circulation the amount of gun violence goes down


I'm a crime fighter. Not a 'gun violence' fighter. When protection is banned, crimes go up.

>>79561011
>DUDE, BLACK PEOPLE ARE STILL BEING TREATED LIKE SHIT AND IT ISN'T OUR FAULT LMAO

>DUDE, COVERING MYSELF IN BABY POWDER IS FINE BUT BLACK FACE IS RACIST LMAO

>>79566853

You realize a bill isn't called the same thing from birth to passing, right? You realize that pieces of legislation get re-named and tucked into other bills, right? Of course you don't. You don't know anything about government except what /pol/ tells you.

>>79566884
>I'm a crime fighter
wew lad

>>79566900
>a television show is responsible for the mistreatment of black people
What are you, a fucking SJW?

>>79564240
I thought Zoe doesn't identify as black.

>>79561011
He jsut hosted not to long ago, it has to be a re run

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>>79566808
Who knows? I'm not a biblethumper.

>>79566958
I'm talking about Dave's recent monologue with SNL, where he basically laughed at liberals crying and said they didn't know what real hardship was because they weren't black.

>>79564637
>>79564719

But there were about 100,000 troops in the middle east when Obama got in, and he scaled that back to 15,000. After he pulled out of Iraq people complained that the lack of an American presence allowed ISIS to takeover. So wouldn't it have seemed a mistake to pull all troops out?

>>79567025
That's not what he said at all.

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>>79566877
are you referring to this section? So far the only direct reference to the ACA is the simply implementation of it.

>>79567062
>so far the only direct reference is this direct reference

>>79566919
Yes, but nothing in that budget modified the ACA

>>79567085
The point was about CHANGES to the ACA.

>>79563542
when the facts aren't in your favour, call them fake
here's your $0.001

>>79561053
>b-but obama
/pol/shits are the worst thing about /tv/

you fags are just reverse SJWs

>>79566848
>Even if you don't read it, you know it's still true, right?

I did read it, I'm asking you to pick out the parts which justify your claims, because I can't find them

Seeing it's so self-evident you should have no problem doing this. Yet you refuse. Why? Could it be that you're full of shit?

>>79567085
the argument was about improvements to the standing ACA legislation.

>>79567085
The stupidly long entire comment chain is about whether there was any attempt to modify the ACA, that's not what that article shows, so the guy sperging out about being provided with no proof is correct, and you are wrong.

>It's a "the same three mentally ill, internet addicted faggots arguing politics in an SNL thread" topic

>>79563662
jesus, is trump the fattest president ever?

>>79567094
You don't need a bill to improve obamacare. Why are you insisting on a bill?

>>79567195
How the fuck do you think a budget is passed you tool?

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>>79567137
okay. I will not punch you or strip you of your job for disagreeing with me tho.

>>79567195
>You don't need a bill to improve obamacare

jesus fucking christ, you complete retard

>>79567226
as a budget, not a bill

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>>79567188
taft got stuck in a bathtub

>>79566260
i bet you like punching pregnant women in the gut

>>79567195
>you don't need a law to change a law

What did he mean by this?

>>79567054
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHG0ezLiVGc
And in his monologue he said something like
>I can tell you I can't stop being black, and I wish the way things were I could.

>>79567255

TAFT YOU FUCK

>>79567285
That totally translates to "fuck stupid liberals for not understanding our struggle".

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>>79564934
>Obama promised he was gonna fix a lot of shit that Bush did.
He did though. The economy swelled and unemployment is the lowest its ever been.

He wasn't some miracle president, but he straight up said this in his inaguration speech that a lot of people's hopes are wishful thinking.

Frankly, I think the worst thing about him as a president was he wanted to emulate lincoln and have both sides come together. The GOP acted like little bitches, blocking almost everything he put forward till they consolidated enough power. Ironically, this is what /pol/ says about democrats when all thats happened is the roles have changed.

>>79563503
>WMDs in Iraq

>>79567314
90% of new jobs under Obama have been part-time jobs

>>79567229
>strip you of your job for disagreeing

your type has already started doing that

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>>79567314
>The economy swelled and unemployment is the lowest its ever been.


lmao

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>>79566360

>>79567356
source

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>>79567354
They also fudged their unemployment numbers.

>>79567310
>our struggle
Yeah, Dave and Chris have it so hard in their mansions.

>>79567354
so get more than one, what are you, lazy?

>>79567126
>when the facts aren't in your favour, call them fake

t. Trump

Now with his meme actual fake news sites will be legitimized along with the delegitimization of real news

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>>79567362
sweet reaction image, it really proved something there

>>79567454
Because you still can't get healthcare

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>>79567455
real news like this?

>>79567414
why do we need contracts and the courts? just kill the person when he backs out on his word!

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>>79567467
Yeah, we're all ugly as fuck irl. I've been outside too.

>>79567362
>I will strawman this shit as if Trump being literally Hitler is ridiculous and would never happen
>But I pray every night for it to happen

>>>/r/The_Donnut

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>>79567513
That image is about self defense.

For ancap memes, I raise you:

>>79563150
Shut up you animal

>>79567614
you do realize tying together two different ideas together is not actually an argument, right?

>>79567577
>Will millennials vote for Clinton or Trump?

Both

>>79563254
Liberal memes are the worst thing in existence

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>>79567701
I know, Stef.

>>79567733
Ok just making sure you knew you were being edgy :3

>>79563201

Wasn't it Antifags "protesting" by destroying Starcucks?

>>79564637
Made the country the most racially divided since fuckin slavery was legal

>>79563578

Why would a Canadian go to Chicago?

>>79563962

You're right about niggers being lazy retards.

But don't pretend Obama didn't cost millions to send on dozens of holidays.

>>79567454
Most part time jobs pay around minimum wage.
You can work 24 hours a day for $10 and still not make rent. Inflation continues to grow.

Thanks Obama

>>79564030
Filthy camera guy

>>79563299
>has the lowest approval rating of any president and its only been a few weeks
>he seriously thinks trump wont be seen as a total joke when he already is and people are jumping ship left and right
the delusion is real

>>79568111
>lowest approval rating of any president

literally not true

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_approval_rating#Historical_comparison

>>79563150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkVLcZuCA4

>>79567511
>2012
Hot off the presses, I see.

>>79568401

>HOL UP

>HOL UP

>>79568401

toppest kek

>>79568401
It's kind of impressive how he somehow gets those people to shut up eventually.

>>79568028

that's because you Americans hate Unions, things that are literally supposed to stop worker exploitations but you've been brainwashed into thinking they're actually bad for you

>>79563254
>Donald Trump 6′ 3″
>Justin Trudeau 6′ 2″

As far as women are concerned, Trudeau is practically a midget in comparison

>>79563150
Let's getem /pol/bros!

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>>79568054
you mean /our guy/