>39 years old >doesn't have a girlfriend I wonder why...

>>79558350
He strikes me as a guy who has 17 girls on call whenever he needs them.

Is he a subhuman psychopath like you, Jason?

Michael fASSBENDER

>>79558350
I'm pretty sure he can fuck just about any girl he wants senpai, he just doesn't advertise it

He bangs bare black women, he's awoke af, doesn't need to follow hollywoods ideal and does what he wants

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>>79558373
holy shit, didn't notice up until now

>>79558398

MY MAN FASSBENDER BEEN SLEPT ON Y'ALL

>>79558350
Yes, because all rich, famous bachelors are just dying to settle down and give it all up for one, single, solitary pussy.

he and vikander isn't together anymore? was it just a publicly relationship for their movie?

>>79558350
Tom Cruise hasn't had a gf in 10 years...

>>79558350
d'awwww hunky man wants a cuddle

>>79558363
>He strikes me as a guy who has 17 girls on call whenever he wants them.

ftfy

>>79558350
He's the definition of a manchild, just like Leonardo DiCaprio.

>>79558411
>Me? I want to COLONIZE the world

>>79558350
Because he beats them.

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>>79558411
Michael Fassbender is a German guy who likes banging black girls

Why wasn't he cast as the lead in this pic^ instead of George McKay?!

>>79558531
He too old to play Hitlerjugend

>>79558513
The Gengis Khan of The 21St century, spreading his genes to the black elite

>>79558562
It would be way hotter if the White man was an S.S. Officer anyways

>>79558411
BLEACHED

How many messages from hot chicks does he get per day?

>>79558411
ARYAN'D

>>79558350
Hilarious he's supposedly half german, yet looks 100% mick. Truly the german half was GAEL'd

>>79558350
He's a cunt. He was bullied a lot in school and still has a chip in his shoulder.
t. Killarneyfag

>>79558411
Top tier black women, only the rumored ones are ugly. Also he's banging Alicia Vikander for quite a while.

>>79558708

I doubt he gives out his phone number so he doesnt get spammed by journalists and mentalists

>>79558768
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Fassbender
Says here that his fathers side is German

>>79558373
Really makes you think

>>79558768
I honestly don't know if his phenotype is looks Irish, but in terms of hair color he's orangy-red all over. Wreaks of the ones who managed to escape Anglo rule

>>79558970
>doesn't know that the Irish side is from NORTHERN Ireland
His blood is that of the Anglo ruled Garlics -- yes I meant to spell it that way

>>79559018
Northern Irish are either Irish, Scottish or Irish protestants LARPing as Dutchmen. There are almost no anglos.

>>79558790
Good. He's making something with his life unlike you drunken bastards

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>>79558768
Trump is an example of a similar ethnic admixture (Scottish mother-German father) with opposite results. He looks just like his dad. To the point where it seems his dad was an hermaphrodite had sex with himself

>>79558373
Someone give this guy a prize plz

>>79559390
Do you think Trump used to yank his Dad's arms like he does with other people, or was he Fred's bitch?

>>79558373
I just read that as fASSbENDER

>>79558411

Is he working his way through all the different astrological signs?

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>>79558411
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
EVERY 8/10 OR ABOVE NEGRESS IS CLAIMED BY A WHITE CHAD ARHGHHHHHH

>>79558411
B L E A C H E D

>>79559785
>irish
>white

>>79558411
wtf i love black women now!

>>79559902
>anybody I don't like
>the same meme race as I think I'm

>>79560150
>t potatonigger
I'm AZN though

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>>79558350
Singlephobic detected!

isn't assbender in a relationship with alicia vikander? pretty sure he is.

>>79560545

The older single person is never in a position to laugh at a couple in a good relationship.

>>79558970
Red hair means he's a Viking rape baby

>>79560853
>4chan tries to explain genetics

>>79560745

This is the surname of the one member of ZZ Top who does not have facial hair.

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fassbender is a king of this board

>>79560885
But that's the truth
vikings were the superior race after all

>>79560853
Nah m8, the same group migrated from northern Germany to Scandinavia. Northern Germans are legit redheads. I'm a true ginger, and I'm 100% Scandinavian/North German. My body makes its own vitamin D. True genetic superiority.

>>79560853
Norse admixture is very rare in Ireland. The Norse-Gael rape babies were mostly from slaves that were taken to Iceland/Faroe Islands.

>>79560963
God-tier beard

>>79558411
Michael "I Take It Black" Fassbender

>>79558790
Fassbender? No way, good looking People get NEVER bullied. I was a bully victim and I was ugly as fuck, an asymmetric fat child, everyone who looked good as child could behave like the dumbest retard and was beloved by everyone.

>>79558411
FASSBENDERBLACKASSOVER

>>79561221
i think he said he was fat as young

>>79561221
I got bullied, but puberty hit late for me and did me a good one, but the damage was already done.

>>79560964
>Vikings=/=Celtic

>>79558411
Got a serious case of Jungle fever, doesn't he?

>>79561419
I'm the same

>>79560964
lmao vikings are gay and retarded. when faced with a formidable force they run away, cowards and cucks just like modern scandinavians.

>>79561325
Ah, okay, that's another thing. Henry Cavill said he was also bullied and had the Name "Fat Cavill".

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>>79561592
>when faced with a formidable force they run away
not always. sometimes they just get killed instead of running away.

>>79558350
/oneofus/?

>>79558411
according to avclub it's racist to prefer black women

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>>79561456
http://www.beyondblackwhite.com/rough-check-wwii-swirl-couple/

has always been common t b h

>>79558768
>last name Fassbender
>supposedly half german

>>79561592

>guyz, we're not heavily armored nor equipped to take on this newly arrived and fully loaded army
>we could just get on the boats and go rape/pillage/settle elsewhere
>or we could die n shit

Gee anon I bet you were god at Age of Empires

>>79562214
Not to mention he has a square-shaped head

>>79559965
Traitor

>>79560964
>viking
>race
i know you guys are dumb but wew

That atrocious hairline, obviously

>>79562669
>39 years old
>caring about hairline

embarrassing post

>>79558350
It's not that he doesn't have a girlfriend.

It's just that he knows a woman (or perhaps even more than 1 woman) who would get really angry if he said this.

>>79558472
Do you guys think Tom Cruise has sex or what?

>>79559698
>>79558411
true colonizer, folows the stars' path

>>79558411
So I guess this is the penance the kikes make you pay if you have aryan genes and want to make it in hollywood

>>79562949
Lots of black pussy? Sounds fair t b h

>>79558411

he went deep method into his role as Epps and never came back

>>79558350
Because he is a social reject who spends all his time on the internet?

>>79558411
How can one man be so based?

>>79563973
Top kek

>>79564765
D

>>79558363
>hollywood
>girls

Pick one.

>>79561831
I see their drivel posted here all the time

Are they any good?

>>79562127
Can't wait to watch that film about the German guy fucking the black girl.

>>79564345
I wonder who was best in bed

>>79559611

looks like his dad is yanking his arm. when trump does his wired hand shake now, his hand is underneath, but in that pic its on top

>>79558350
He's a professional BLEACHER desu

>>79559636
Sodomy reference?

>>79559785
Don't worry man, most white women have been blacked, and most black women have been bleached. The point to take away is that women are whores.

>>79559611
I'd say Fred cause he's the one pulling in the pic

>>79558411
>Michael "I MASS IN BLACK ASS" Fassbender

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>>79558411
Holy shit... he's trying to get one from every star sign

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>>79558768
>that jawline
>that hair
>those eyes
>"""""mick""""

>>79558411
ASTROLOGY GAME RECOGNIZED

>>79559611
Are you still upset Cuckdeau got dominated?

>>79558411
I thought Assender was married to that cyborg from Ex Machina.

>>79558768
>>79558970
>>79559018
>>79559130
>>79559390
>>79560853
>>79560989
>>79561035

>it's an armchair anthropologist episode

>>79558411

That's an unusual way of making a colour chart. If he finds 'the one' does he buy a corresponding couch?

Cu Chulainn kino when?

>>79567032
No he's just cheating on her with any black woman he spots

charlize theron liked talking about his penis. i wonder why hmmmmmmmmmmmm really makes you think.

>>79568162
Kek